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Politics › Re: All African Countries Must Quit World Health Organization For Africans Interest by TheSourcerer: 3:27pm On May 16, 2020
Gjrich:
As the days are going on, the world us under the threat of the spreading coronavirus pandemic. Dissimilar Nation leaders are therefore in daily efforts to ensure that they are in a position to contain the deadly virus. This has been achieved through lockdowns and also the partial lockdowns (Curfew) for a given period of time.

In kenya the president declared a curfew that starts at 7 pm and end at 5 am, dissimilar to neighbours Uganda whose president Museveni declared a 21-day lockdown to combat further spread of the virus through personal contacts. However, in Tanzania, things are different since their president John Pombe Maghufuli declared that no activity that will be closed in the country and things should run normally like other previous days.


In reports, the madagascar president Andry Rajoelina has called on all African Countries to quit the world health organization (WHO) claiming that Europeans have bad faith towards the Africans. He said that Europe created the world health organization with the desire for africans to remain dependent on them. He further clarified that Europeans refused to acknowledge the African found Coronavirus medicine since they thinks that they are the only one who have the monopoly of intelligence.
I support this fully ! Fully! We don't need W.H.O , we need ourselves as a Continent as a people, nobody likes us , heck we don't even like us , why would Europeans like us? Can a lion teach a zebra how to escape and survive without him? Hence why would they show us a way that will not make us dependent on them again?
Politics › Re: After Seeing This You Will Never Trust Anybody by TheSourcerer: 3:22pm On May 16, 2020
Isobug:
Seen nothing
turn sidewayss
Politics › Re: After Seeing This You Will Never Trust Anybody by TheSourcerer: 3:22pm On May 16, 2020
Edoloaded:
Trust No One
hahaha good one , turn upside-down , Damn!
Career › Re: Can a Youtuber Make It In Nigeria? by TheSourcerer: 3:20pm On May 16, 2020
Juliette3Ken:
Please do smiley
following so I know when you post not you haha , her .
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals Number Of COVID-19 Cases Healed At Winners Chapel by TheSourcerer: 3:18pm On May 16, 2020
LatestTori4Town:
Does NCDC really have the cure?
no I didn't say that
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 3:14pm On May 16, 2020
lekki1444:
wait a minute who is this lmao ? you are in abuja or england ?
well I'm Sourcerer haha , nah I'm in Abk , for some reason I dunno I feel we could be buds you know. This is a grotesque page tho , I'm into all that shitt , but this is just fvcked
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 2:09pm On May 16, 2020
lekki1444:
Currently ? Lagos state
alrighty ! I'm in abk,stay safe mate , I'll be here anytime wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals Number Of COVID-19 Cases Healed At Winners Chapel by TheSourcerer: 2:08pm On May 16, 2020
AgroTrade:
Don't be quick to cuss
I don't , these pastors are horrible people

Culture › Re: Life As An Almajiri In Kano by TheSourcerer: 1:52pm On May 16, 2020
Wow, beautiful
We should ban religion in whole not just Almariji systems
The feeling you got the first day you left ,that feeling of freedom is the same when you run away from religion
Be it Islam or Christainity ,both are mental slavery.

Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals Number Of COVID-19 Cases Healed At Winners Chapel by TheSourcerer: 1:50pm On May 16, 2020
Dreal1247:
This may just be just a fraction of the actual number of the miraculously healed patients. Glory be to God in the highest.
STFU






God be praised

Cunt!
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals Number Of COVID-19 Cases Healed At Winners Chapel by TheSourcerer: 1:50pm On May 16, 2020
Okay oga call U.S tell them you have the cure , mumu man
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals Number Of COVID-19 Cases Healed At Winners Chapel by TheSourcerer: 1:49pm On May 16, 2020
So you have Corona cases and did not call NCDC?but decided to risk it just to make healing claim? Disgusting and vile
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Video Of Woman Who Spoke In Tongues by TheSourcerer: 1:39pm On May 16, 2020
HazardAwka:
In the Bible, the tongues they spoke was another man's language but now it's just seserobokaakakaka gadakjsgbebj grin grin
gbas gbos shakaramanda shilochi Ranchi , see we good at those bullshitting too
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Video Of Woman Who Spoke In Tongues by TheSourcerer: 1:28pm On May 16, 2020
Haha utter Bullshit!
All pastors speak pissful bullshit when speaking in tongues no translators can translate ,so what are you saying and who are you communicating with if we the audience are not understanding.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Revealed The Rashes Under A Lady That Share Hot Pictures. PHOTOS by TheSourcerer: 1:23pm On May 16, 2020
aameyah:
And a lot of stupid men will still hook up and Bleep. And even give her money on top. Then carry their crawcraw infested dick home to infect their long suffering partners. Men!!!
Tueh!
you too like bad thing
Health › Re: COVID-19: Stop Revealing Details Of Drugs Used For Treatment- FG Warns Survivors by TheSourcerer: 1:17pm On May 16, 2020
aameyah:
The stupid AIT man should be imprisoned. After surviving, he is speaking carelessly making others to fall victim. How many times will it be said that people react to COVID in different ways?
you can abuse o
Education › Re: Nigerians React To 400L Student Of Unilorin Who Finds It Difficult To Express He by TheSourcerer: 1:05pm On May 16, 2020
Rgade:
huh This is bad.
This one should just forget about school and start selling her body. Women shouldn't be going to school after all. I can see she looks sumptuous from the picture I'm seeing there.
quick question what's sumptuous
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 1:01pm On May 16, 2020
lekki1444:
It is possible lol
haha yeah , where you at?
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 12:52pm On May 16, 2020
serverconnect:
I am sure you are a snake eater. Anupam
no human, check my profile
Christianity Etc › Re: One Of The Strongest Atheists On Nairaland Will Encounter God by TheSourcerer: 12:51pm On May 16, 2020
kingxsamz:
Yeah. Same way he was mature and didnt react quickly by killing all these people... undecided



1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren
slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31 ,
Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the
Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of
Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis
11:7-8 10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing
friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for
offering "strange fire" Lev 10:1-3 2 2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
18 When the people complained, God
burned them to death Num 11:1 100
19
While the flesh was still between their
teeth, the Lord smote them will a very
great plague
Num 11:33 10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest
report Num 14:35-45 10 110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath
day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1
22 Korah, his companions, and their
families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9
23 God burns 250 people to death for
burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about
God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000
26
God sent serpents to bite people for
complaining about the lack of food and
water
Num 21:6 100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end
God's killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved
all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000
30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his
people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children
in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000
33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000
34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5
35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his
killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that
breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There
was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and
Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-
proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox
goad Jg 3:31 600 600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a
sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's
sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to
death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth"
test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their
clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the
jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist
attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
58
A holy civil war (it had something to do
with rotting concubine body part
messages)
Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and
200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite
soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in
their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of
the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder
upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000
64
Another Ammonite massacre
(and another God-inspired body part
message)
1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each
other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the
Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51 , 2
Sam 21:19 1 1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine
foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite
the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife
and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
73 David commits random acts of genocide
for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000
75
God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers
(because Saul didn't kill all the
Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2 , 2
Chr 10:6 4 100
76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab
and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines
from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the
ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7 , 1
Chr 13:9-10 1 1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite
POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667
81 And the Lord gave David victory
wherever he went 2 Sam 8 - 10 65,850 66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14 , 1
Kg 11:15-16 , 1
Chr 18:12 , Ps
60:1
15,000 25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of
Ammon
2 Sam 11:1 , 1
Chr 20:1 1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before
the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing
killings
2 Sam 23 , 1 Chr
11 1,403 3,400
87
God killed 70,000 because of David had
a census that God (or Satan) told him to
do
2 Sam 24:15 , 1
Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per
David's deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2
89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
91 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 10
92 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20
93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1 , Luke
4:25 , James
5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a
prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the
Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling
him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a
wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not
smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured
king 1 Kg 20:42 , 22:35 1 1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking
Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong
God
2 Kg 1:16-17 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 1 1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making
fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1
106 God's seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and
priests 2 Kg 10:11 20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10:12-13 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 42 42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of
Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal
and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen
Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't
fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34 , 37:36 185,000 185,000
117 God caused King Sennacherib to be
killed by his sons
2 Kg 19:37 , Tobit
1:21 1 1
118 Josiah killed all the priests of the high
places 2 Kg 23:20 100
119 Just another holy war 1 Chr 5:18-22 50,000
120 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers 2 Chr 13:17-18 500,000 500,000
121 Jeroboam 2 Chr 13:20 1 1
122 God killed a million Ethiopians 2 Chr 14:9-14 1,000,000 1,000,000
123 Friendly fire: God forced "a great
multitude" to kill each other 2 Chr 20:22-25 30,000
124 God made Jehoram's bowels fall out 2 Chr 21:14-19 1 1
125 God killed Jehoram's sons 2 Chr 22:1 3
126 Ahaziah of Judah 2 Chr 22:7-8 1 1
127 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah 2 Chr 24:20-25 1 10,000
128 God destroyed Amaziah 2 Chr 25:15-27 1 1,000
129 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria 2 Chr 28:1-5 1 10,000
130 God killed 120,000 valiant men for
forsaking him 2 Chr 28:6 120,000 120,000
131 The fall of Jerusalem 2 Chr 36:16-17 10,000
132 The Purim killings: God hath done these
things Esther 2 - 9 , 10:4 75,813 75,813
133 God and Satan kill Job's children and
slaves Job 1:18-19 10 60
134 Hananiah Jer 28:15-16 1 1
135 Ezekiel's wife Ezek 24:15-18 1 1
136 Oh! Susanna Dan 13:6-62 2 2
137 Judith is blessed above all women (for
cutting off a sleeping man's head) Judith 13:6-10 1 1
138 The Judith massacre: hang ye up this
head upon our walls Judith 15:1-6 1,000
139 Mathathias's double murder 1 Mac 2:24-25 2 2
140 Mathathias and his friends slay the
wicked sinners 1 Mac 2:44 100
141 God killed Andronicus, the sacrilegious
wretch 2 Mac 4:38 1 1
142 A Jewish mob killed Lysimachus, the
sacrilegious fellow 2 Mac 4:42 1 1
143 God helped Judas Machabeus destroy
the wicked
1 Mac 3:1-26 , 2
Mac 8:5-6 800 4,900
144 Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of
Gorgias's soldiers 1 Mac 3:44-4:24 3,000 3,000
145 The Hanukkah killings 1 Mac 4:34 - 5:7 5,000 17,000
146 The Machabees brothers slaughter the
heathens 1 Mac 5:21-51 11,000 37,000
147
Nicanor's army: The Almighty being their
helper, they slew above nine thousand
men
1 Mac 7:32-47 , 2
Mac 8:24 , 15:27 147,002 147,002
148 Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked
out of Israel
1 Mac 9:46-49 ,
2 Mac 8:30-33 ,
10:61
1,000 1,200
149 Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and
fireballs at the enemy
2 Mac
8:32 - 10:38 21,103 21,400
150 God killed Antiochus with an incurable
bowel disease 2 Mac 9:5-28 1 1
151 Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two
towers 2 Mac 10:16-17 40,000 40,100
152 Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the
help of God
1 Mac 7:33-48 , 2
Mac 15:1-35 35,000 35,000
153 Aliens at Cades 1 Mac 11:74 3,000 3,000
154 John burns to death 2000 in the tower
of Azotus 1 Mac 16:10 2,000 2,000
155 God sent wasps to slowly destroy people Wisdom 12:8-9 1,000
156 Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:5-10 2 2
157 Herod Aggripa Acts 12:23 1 1
158 Jesus Rom 8:32 , 1 Pet
1:1820
which Normal person would read this na , christans obviously



If God was real and is ominipresnt and ominiscient ,then he is aware of every little girl ever raped in history , the rape of jennifer ,the 12 old girl , the infact that was raped by 5 boys , now what sort of stupid , blind, and obviously useless God is that , and he wants our worship? Fvck you
God that cannot come on save the million Jews killed by Hitler , his own holy people o.! Na Nigerians him go come reason to help ?
Christianity Etc › Re: One Of The Strongest Atheists On Nairaland Will Encounter God by TheSourcerer: 12:47pm On May 16, 2020
joinpreneur:
You've sold your soul out. It's obvious
I guess Jesus is the one needs to be fingered , he is pratical you useless for any other thing , Currently affecting the world
Christianity Etc › Re: One Of The Strongest Atheists On Nairaland Will Encounter God by TheSourcerer: 12:45pm On May 16, 2020
OloshoMan:
May that finger of the Lord penetrate you in the ass
lol haha convent fingering God ,there's no one like you
, it's the only thing he is good at . Fingering Christans
Christianity Etc › Re: One Of The Strongest Atheists On Nairaland Will Encounter God by TheSourcerer: 12:41pm On May 16, 2020
OloshoMan:
My favorite passage in the Bible is where Jesus shaved his balls to have sex with Jezebel
haha Jesus balls have never been wet with a pssy before oh
Science/Technology › Re: Snake Killed In My Compound by TheSourcerer: 12:23pm On May 16, 2020
tophumble:
This snake was killed in my compound this morning

Please what specie of snake is this?
somewhat hairy right?
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 12:22pm On May 16, 2020
serverconnect:
Food is ready for monkey eaters.
modafvcker
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 12:21pm On May 16, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Guy no b me and u, i know wer my bros dey, a no get one bdos full of hair/fur, padded butt, plated butt, 7km long tail, a uncle dat cant even stand upright, where did u see dat uncle?? wait sef

How many set of vertebral does it posses, how many Lumbar, sacrum, thoracic, sacrum etc

What about the nigga's teeth arrangement, how many incisors, canines molar and premolars, i have 32 in total and how many does have he??



U batter no let ur mama hear say u say monki na ur distant uncle, lol, na dat day mama go arange three strong pastors for u..u knkw what for na cheesy wink
7km tail? Fvck
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 12:19pm On May 16, 2020
Froshloaded:
Leave the mods all they want is traffic
most controversial topic of the month
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 12:17pm On May 16, 2020
omhor:
"Agbari monkey, e dey sweet well well...." grin
I bet you're sweet too darling I mean that literallywink hi hello
Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 12:15pm On May 16, 2020
cybriz82:
See him useless dirty hand...
Jesus fucking Christ

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