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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump And Kim Lookalikes Hold 'summit' In Singapore (PHOTOS) by TheUbermensch: 10:14pm On Jun 10, 2018
xgada:
That's the power of 3D modelling.

Hint: Saraki can be modelled alongside Offa robbers.
Don't quote me please.
3D modelling?
Did you read OP's post at all.
Foreign Affairs / Re: June 8 In African History: Sani Abacha, A Brutal African Dictactor Dies by TheUbermensch: 10:10pm On Jun 10, 2018
He died June 8.
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Donald Trump And Kim Jong-Un Arrive Singapore For Peace Talk(Photos) by TheUbermensch: 10:09pm On Jun 10, 2018
alexistaiwo:
Somebody will be assassinated during this summit.


Watch and see!

You've watched too much London Has Fallen.

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Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 2 Official Discussion Thread by TheUbermensch: 10:00pm On Jun 10, 2018
nonichuks:


Those days we use 2 batteries before 6PM because press press without stoppage. After free WiFi neighbor moved in, suddenly one battery is reaching 4PM, sometimes 5PM. Discovered the network just makes the phone warm. Same phone was now running cool after hours of pressing. Omo when i upgraded to android, my BB became a hotspot fone and later android became the hotspot phone Paired with MTN MB cheat of course, those were the good old days grin

Seems like it's not the case in Lagos, everywhere has good network and all angry

Lol. I should try that sometime.

Thanks.

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Celebrities / Re: MURIC Backs Down From Suing Falz Over 'This Is Nigeria' Video by TheUbermensch: 9:41pm On Jun 10, 2018
donk552:
Useless yoruba muslims, even the hausa/fulani regard you yoruba muslims pagan


You have said it all.

No hausa Muslim leader (Sultan, Emir or Shehu) has commented on the video.

It's these warmongering imbecilès.
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 2 Official Discussion Thread by TheUbermensch: 9:29pm On Jun 10, 2018
nonichuks:


Can't live without 4G. Also can't kill my battery with mobile data.... haven't used mobile data since 2014. I'm team MiFi/small phone for hotspot.

When i discovered the difference between using mobile data and running miFi especially with bad network areas like south south, i stopped using mobile data.

Enlighten me bruh. @emboldened.
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 2 Official Discussion Thread by TheUbermensch: 9:12pm On Jun 10, 2018
nonichuks:


Battery is all good. Part of what makes the Nokia 2 amazing.

I forgot something i can't live without tho, no fingerprint sensor.

How much would it have cost them?

To me, face ID is crap compared to fingerprint sensor.

The fingerprint sensor put me off too. Honestly. I wanted to get the Spark that day but I just figured the battery plus 4G is an advantage. 4G I've never used.

Thinking of upgrading to the Nokia 5
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 2 Official Discussion Thread by TheUbermensch: 8:51pm On Jun 10, 2018
nonichuks:


Nokia 2 is an amazing phone for its price but like Spark 2, they cut a lot of corners to keep price down.

1. 5 inch HD display with oldschool 2D glass. the upside, it's gorilla glass 3.

2. The cheapest snapdragon chipset, the upside is it's snapdragon and costs more than MTK 6580.

3. 8GB internal storage, upside being keeping the price down.

4. 1GB RAM, upside to keep price down

4. 8+5MP camera, again price as the upside.

5. Design, the biggest downside for me coz it looks like this



Bruh the camera is not your average typa.


My only grievance with this phone of a truth is the internal memory.

Plus you forgot the battery.
Crime / Re: Robbers Going For Operation In Benue Caught & Tied By Vigilante(pics) by TheUbermensch: 8:13pm On Jun 10, 2018
Turns out the problem with Nigeria is not a sect or group of people.

We can't just entirely blame the herdsmen.

These are indigenes, possibly natives, who are inflicting pains on their fellow people.

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Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martins And Jiganbabaoja, "Sho Mo Age Mi Ni" Crooner Meet by TheUbermensch: 6:55pm On Jun 10, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Steps Out With A Goat by TheUbermensch: 6:52pm On Jun 10, 2018
The goat is even prettier than Adesuwa.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Never Be Islamized - Fani-kayode (VIDEO) by TheUbermensch: 5:01pm On Jun 10, 2018
escodotman:
You don't know what you are saying. I don't even know what you mean by defending yourself. If you truly are a Christian, then you know you shouldn't carry guns and bombs even if you want to defend yourself. Meanwhile you keep saying you need to act. The only thing Christians can do is pray, and also speak out.

So I should fast and pray instead of properly defending myself?


Pray and speak out till we are all wiped out. I guess the Israelites should have prayed and spoke instead of the many wars they fought. When the bully Goliath confronted them they should prayed. No. David shouldn't have killed him.

.Why did old Testament kings wage war back then with God's blessings? Why did King Saul fall out of God's favour?

Since tithing was okay in the old Testament and is still acceptable now, and since God doesn't change, so if it's alright to kill your enemies in the old Testament, then there's nothing wrong with me killing the man who has the notice of killing me now.

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Culture / Re: "Why Woman Cannot Be An Oba In Benin Kingdom" - Man Reveals With Photos by TheUbermensch: 4:58pm On Jun 10, 2018
GodBlessMe4Life:

Yes starting with your low grade mother...
Mynd44 Rule 2.
Celebrities / Re: Ras Kimono Is Dead! by TheUbermensch: 3:37pm On Jun 10, 2018
*Ras Kimono, Legendary Raggae Artiste is Dead*

Legendary musician, Ras Kimono passed away Sunday morning in Lagos. He was schedule to travel to the United States Saturday night, but complained of not feeling too well. He was rushed to a hospital in Ikeja, Lagos, then later taken to Lagoon Hospital in the Island.

Other notable musicians Tony Okoroji and Sir Shina Peters have confirmed the incident.

Ras Kimono was known for the hit singles ‘Under pressure’ and ‘We no want’. He was one of the veterans from the 90’s who continued to remain relevant on the music scene, mentoring and contributing to the Nigerian entertainment industry.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Carrying Load On Her Head For Her 33rd Birthday by TheUbermensch: 3:28pm On Jun 10, 2018
is dah one load?

Was expecting to see her with 3 bags of cement on her head.

Just 2 cartons of Nutrimilk. Who no fit carry am?

Because of dah one she don turn humanitarian?.



ADDENDUM

Seun fix your site. Honestly it's no longer funny. If Nigerians were as United and objective as Europeans and north Americans, none of us would visit this site again as a form of protest until you make changes.

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Celebrities / Re: I Cannot Stand A Lousy Girl – Phyno by TheUbermensch: 3:26pm On Jun 10, 2018
post=68337731:
Nothing as annoying as a big MOUTH girl

But I don't think it's as worse as a business man who can't mind his business.

always sticking his nose in what doesn't concern him.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Never Be Islamized - Fani-kayode (VIDEO) by TheUbermensch: 3:22pm On Jun 10, 2018
escodotman:
It is a pity how you catsigate those speaking for Christians! You claim Christians should ''tackle the matter'' and ''act fast'', yet you think Christians are ''crying'' and ''shouting'' (in your words)? What do you say when one religion has no problem in resorting to guns, bombs and violence but Christian religion does not allow these?? You just spoke with both sides of the mouth when you insinuated Christians are ''crying'' and you still want them to act fast. Is this what you would say to the Church where Priests and worshippers were murdered just recently? I think you should rather speak against the religion that is known and associated with violence and stop castigating the 'victim' whose belief is against carrying guns and bombs!!

I don't know what you're saying.

The first need of man, beyond everything else is survival.

It's not my fault if my Muslim neighbour has arms to kill me. But it's my fault if I can't defend myself from him.

Like I said we should stop crying. Calling on them to quit going around with weapons or stop bombing is not enough. We need to act.
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 2 Official Discussion Thread by TheUbermensch: 3:19pm On Jun 10, 2018
nonichuks:


To keep price down, some brands have to use the cheapest display and MTK but Nokia even took it far by making it look like s40 phone in size and deisgn.
That's not really an option for people who want to bring out their phone in public gatherings.




I use the Nokia 2.

So I don't know what you're saying.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Never Be Islamized - Fani-kayode (VIDEO) by TheUbermensch: 2:41pm On Jun 10, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:


This one is an ignoramus.

Despite 200 years of history characterized by killing, annexation, injustice and provocation, you are still asking how the north plans to islamize Nigeria ?

The fact that they've spent 200 years without achieving their aims even though a good number of military dictators who came into power were devoted Muslims with the power to enforce their religion on the entire country, but still didn't is enough to tell you that there's no such thing as an Islamisation process. True the Muslims up north hate Christians but it doesn't mean there's any Islamisation whatever going on.
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 2 Official Discussion Thread by TheUbermensch: 2:36pm On Jun 10, 2018
nonichuks:


Probably meant for people who want to save data.
Wetin consign us with 4G? The phone is fine.

I dare Samsung Or Nokia to release a phone that looks like this at that price.

Most times it's not about price. It's about quality of the components.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Tore His PDP Membership Card And Campaigned For APC (Throwback Video) by TheUbermensch: 1:51pm On Jun 10, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
Obj always wanna be in the scheme of things..

Exactly.

The man always wants to have a finger in every pie.

His criticism for Buhari is because he feels Buhari is a sinking ship. That's why he's switching sides early.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Never Be Islamized - Fani-kayode (VIDEO) by TheUbermensch: 1:42pm On Jun 10, 2018
LZAA:

U as a "catholic" should know that catholics don't cajole anyone to come to their church

Exactly. I never said Catholics do.

I have, or had, a lot of Pentecostal friends who stopped being close to me because I won't attend their church. Isn't that insanity?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Never Be Islamized - Fani-kayode (VIDEO) by TheUbermensch: 1:21pm On Jun 10, 2018
I'm a Christian. Catholic to be precise.

But I find it laughable when anyone says a group of people want to islamize Nigeria. How please?

Nigeria is a secular state. Agreed. But we are comfortable as Christians to go to a gathering or a meeting where a Christian prayer is said. But we are more surprised if a Muslim prayer is said. We then begin to cry "Islamisation". Can't we allow the 2 religions coexist?

Okay fine. Let's agree there is an Islamisation process going on. Is it enough for us to cry and shout? Why can't we reply back with Christianisation?

The only sect of Christians I respect more than Catholics is Jehovah Witnesses. For them it's not enough to give you fliers and invite you to service. They are ready to spend hours answering your question and clarifying you but they don't ever cajole you to come to their church. They are ready to give you free study materials, even bibles. That is true evangelism. That is what us Christians are supposed to do. It's not enough to hand out fliers with bogus testimonies at the back.
Pastors don't even reach their members well. All they are interested is in emotionally blackmailing those who don't tithe and acquiring jets and cars while the very very stupid members say "God is blessing my pastor o". A good number of these church members make it hard for people who are not Christians to become one, like a certain fellow in some other thread on FP now who resorted to calling people "pigs and idiot" for not believing in his pastor, and when I challenged him, he told me to go kill myself.

And we complain about Islamisation? When Christianity is not ready to accommodate?

We should stop crying foul abeg.

What we need do is tackle the matter.

God won't come down from heaven to do anything for us. We need to act if truly there is a fear of Islamisation.


Modified

Most of my Christian folks don't get me.

If there's a fear of Islamisation already identified, why can't we reply with Christianisation?

Lemme give an example.

When I was much younger, the street I lived in there was an Alhaji and one Christian man who had taps outside their house.

To fetch from the Alhaji's house was free any day anytime. But this Christian man used to charge people. Now if these 2 were to canvass an unbeliever to choose a religion which will he choose?

We should act and stop crying on social media.

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Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 1:20pm On Jun 10, 2018
shedybaba44:
did the tither tell you they are poor, or has it affect their wealth in anyway

People get rich thru hardwork. Either legit or illegit. You just have to work hard. Tithing doesn't affect anything.
Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 12:40pm On Jun 10, 2018
Moorish:

That comparison is an insult to 12 year olds around the world

Honestly the guy is a pain.

Imagine the disciples insulted those who didn't believe in Jesus' miracles.

There's no one as hypocritic as so called Pentecostal born agains.

Imagine this dunderhead insulting me because i won't believe in this rubbish News.


Maybe I've been so far away from Pentecostal doctrines. maybe insults is now a core tenet.

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Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 12:31pm On Jun 10, 2018
divinecode102:

Are there no energised transformer around your neighbourhood?
Do the needful quickly as possible
So your church encourages suicide?
Because i don't agree your pastor performs magic I should go commit suicide?
LMAO.
How old are you tho'? 12?

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Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 12:28pm On Jun 10, 2018
[quote author=shedybaba44 post=68344771][/quote]

Did you just say tithing made Rockerfeller rich?
Is that what he told you in his books?
Pretty sure you think tithing made Escobar and Capone rich too.

Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 12:18pm On Jun 10, 2018
ekiyorA:
I am a living proof of Dr. David Oyedepo ministry



You are a living proof of God's blessings.
Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 12:17pm On Jun 10, 2018
divinecode102:


Faith without work is empty. Jesus was not laying hands on every p1gs and 1d1ots when he was alive. He only prayed and laid hands on people that believed him. Going to IDPs will be useless if he does not have the mandate.

Stop writing trash on nairaland and get serious with your life just for once

Honestly you mustn't insult people to prove your point.

Even the devil doesn't try such tactics. Not even God can call those he made "pigs and idiots". What makes you think you're any better than them? Oh so this was what you learnt in church today? To call those who don't believe pigs and idiots?


Never knew we had such fanatical Christians. Next thing is you'd start bombing places because people don't believe in your pastor.
Religion / Re: Jonathan Shuttlesworth: "Bishop Oyedepo Laid Hands On Me & I Got $1.1m After" by TheUbermensch: 12:12pm On Jun 10, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

OYEDEPO COME AND LAY HANDS ON YOUR FELLOW NIGERIANS AT THE ORPHANAGES AND IDP CAMPS.. SO THEY CAN MAGICALLY MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM DOING NOTHING. undecided

Abi? Because I don't understand again.

He's an evangelist. He receives tithe, offerings and other donations. Why won't he make such amount of money?
Politics / Re: "This Is Nigeria": Femi Falana Blasts MURIC For Threatening To Sue Falz by TheUbermensch: 9:48pm On Jun 09, 2018
MURIC thinks it's just to sue by mouth.

*in Pa James' voice". Dem never see anything.

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