Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,129 members, 7,814,945 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 01:09 AM

TheUbermensch's Posts

Nairaland Forum / TheUbermensch's Profile / TheUbermensch's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (of 27 pages)

Sports / Re: World Cup: Psychic Pig Picks Nigeria And Argentina For Semi-final by TheUbermensch: 12:15am On Jun 14, 2018
eleojo23:
Let our boys not hear this o.

Before they will go and play anyhow thinking that the pig has assured them of victory.

Sports / Re: Senegalese Players Arrive Russia In Native Attires For World Cup (Photos) by TheUbermensch: 12:09am On Jun 14, 2018
mikron:
the win against Argentina and Poland is what? Some people sef. get ur facts right

How many years ago? :-/

Smh.
Sports / Re: Senegalese Players Arrive Russia In Native Attires For World Cup (Photos) by TheUbermensch: 9:18pm On Jun 13, 2018
maasoap:


The game itself is yet to begin. It's not out of place if we're discussing fashion for now. Be happy for now until the real frustration starts. Lol.

But nigga it's becoming too much.

One begins to wonder if it's football they are going for. The worst is our boys. Not as if they've made us proud in recent times. They didn't even win any of their friendlies. Yet they have the guts to be forming fashionable.

Anyways only the downtrodden in the society would support them.
Romance / Re: "Get A Partner That Offer You Values, It Is Not About Money"- Facebook User by TheUbermensch: 6:33pm On Jun 13, 2018
Shugavee won't like this o OP.

According to her money is not an important thing in a relationship. It's the only thing. Why tell her the contrary?

She won't like this o

Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Eating At A Local Restaurant (Photo) by TheUbermensch: 6:29pm On Jun 13, 2018
GoTV:
Amala ati Ewedu on point. Yoruba are indeed very sophisticated. Every other tribes tries to copy our way of life. God bless Yorubas home and abroad.

What is sophisticated about this?

Y'all have some very disgusting foods abeg. Extremely disgusting.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Soldiers Invade Boki In Cross River, Villagers Killed (Disturbing Photos) by TheUbermensch: 6:25pm On Jun 13, 2018
The Nigerian army is like a man built like the Hulk who goes about beating defenseless women and children.

Very very stupid people.

74 Likes 2 Shares

Sports / Re: Senegalese Players Arrive Russia In Native Attires For World Cup (Photos) by TheUbermensch: 6:23pm On Jun 13, 2018
I do not get Nigeria's narcissistic view on the world cup.

When did fashion become a core tenet?

We should be there looking at whose wearing what, let other countries make themselves proud by winning something.

What a mediocre continent.

4 Likes 3 Shares

Celebrities / Re: D'banj Bottle Feeds His Son, Daniel D'Third by TheUbermensch: 6:19pm On Jun 13, 2018
All these celebrities of real substance.

No baby mama issue. No drama. Just enjoying the wave. He's built his Brand already and is known worldwide.

Very few persons are like these are I'd only call his sort celebrities.

The rest are just attention seeking leeches.

16 Likes

Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by TheUbermensch: 6:17pm On Jun 13, 2018
chukwukahenry:
ur lips though
The lips na the Ikubese.
Mr ThoMouth PhiLips Ikubese.

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Rocks Painted Fingernails, D'banj Reacts by TheUbermensch: 6:10pm On Jun 13, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked



All for cheap attention!


I heard your mum says you're not impotentshocked

Stop living all your life in social media, go and fucck and impregnate someone, you're not growing younger.

See how you carry the matter for head like cement.

Romance / Re: This Is Why Rich Guys Don't Marry Poor Ladies by TheUbermensch: 4:20pm On Jun 13, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Rubbish undecided
Why are you pained?

1 Like

Romance / Re: Women Cannot Handle Rejection At All: My Experience by TheUbermensch: 4:05pm On Jun 13, 2018
Lalas247:
so this is FACTS undecided

so because u dated one girl it has become a fact?

so what exactly are you feeling like ? because one girl didn't take ur break up well .... all women in the world can't handle rejection. from your story she took it very well .. extremely well she told you the truth and gave u the deuces sign .. so you think you're winning abi...

mtcheew
pls don't quote me o.. save those calories


Why cry more than the bereaved?

13 Likes

Sports / Re: Canada, Mexico And The U.S. Will Host The 2026 World Cup. by TheUbermensch: 1:23pm On Jun 13, 2018
Is it not going to be inconveniencing?


Shuffling the 3 countries.

9 Likes

Education / Re: NOUN, Law School Conflict: NANS Commends Agf’s Intervention by TheUbermensch: 8:13am On Jun 13, 2018
post=68432760:
Hahahaha, this one vex wake up o. U wan chop free BBQ for dream, and dem no give u? Sorry ooo!

Even with the money you receive monthly as per BMC, you still can't afford BBQ.
Education / Re: NOUN, Law School Conflict: NANS Commends Agf’s Intervention by TheUbermensch: 7:32am On Jun 13, 2018
post=68432685:
....and what have you posted to make sense on the thread? Too much funny people on this forum sha!
You didn't make more sense than I.
Now stick your imaginary barbecue way up your butt and be quiet.
Properties / Re: FG Announces New National Building Code by TheUbermensch: 7:31am On Jun 13, 2018
post=68430653:
GOD BLESS MY PRESIDENT. GOD BLESS THE MINISTER WITH 3 PORTFOLIOS. GOD BLESS YOU AND I. GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!
Ogbeni kee kwayet and erase your fake signature.
You're just a damned liar like your President.
Education / Re: NOUN, Law School Conflict: NANS Commends Agf’s Intervention by TheUbermensch: 7:28am On Jun 13, 2018
The folks above me shouldn't have commented.
You're not paid for it. It's not everything you must have an input to.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Is 'Jack Sparrow' In New Photos As He Celebrates 37th Birthday by TheUbermensch: 7:27am On Jun 13, 2018
If it was a woman that was this age unmarried and engaging in something stupid, we'd have come for her head.

1 Like

Phones / Re: What Has Been Your Experience Using Infinix Ze....... by TheUbermensch: 7:24am On Jun 13, 2018
NManonymous:

This doesn't answer my question.


It does.

Because the zero 5 is expensive. You can get better alternatives from reputable companies.
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Biggest Technology Myths by TheUbermensch: 6:07am On Jun 13, 2018
The number 5 point tho.

Most people still don't understand that's why they masturbate whenever any of these Chinese OEMs release 20+ MP.

But Samsung and iPhone be sticking to 12-16MP.
Phones / Re: What Has Been Your Experience Using Infinix Ze....... by TheUbermensch: 12:24am On Jun 13, 2018
How much do you have exactly?
Phones / Re: Google Pixel 3 XL Photos Are Now Available by TheUbermensch: 12:21am On Jun 13, 2018
These companies would never agree that iPhone is king yet they literally copy iPhone. All of them.


So if iPhone never started this notch thing other phones won't follow? SMH.

I can't use any Android with the Notch. No matter how expensive it'd look inferior compared to the iPhone.

That's why I like Samsung. Very innovative.
Religion / Re: Choir Master Relaxes With Busty Lady On A Beach In Akwa Ibom, See Reactions by TheUbermensch: 11:54pm On Jun 12, 2018
PurplePatch:
He Seems to be very familiar with those kind of "instruments" among the choir members.
Choir leader ko Chest reader ni. angry

Card reader nko?

Romance / Re: Guys, What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Women? by TheUbermensch: 10:51pm On Jun 12, 2018
Mztitovina:
I dnt wnna talk abt dis b4 buh i havf to Mny of yu decided mny gals boobs r big bcus she *gave* guys to touch it often So it bcums big ad soft enfu 4 it to fall Well daris smt yu wanna know Aw abt some tins yu dnt know Havf yu ever research ani oda reason Of course not Breast lumps Reserch on it Millions of gals in dis world got operated to remove it Cus it leads to breast cancer Bcus of aw ignorant mny pple are D lumps z discoverd late Wen it becums big ad heavy So d boobs becums big ad slaggin Ad operations are done Nt all gals yu tink havf big boobs bcus of *touch* Mny had lumps Weda it ws big or small b4 it ws discovered Yu cannur jus conclude evry big boobs lady z a slut or LovePeddler Mny r evn ashame to show deir boobs to deir mums cus of d ugly scar Evry single lady hvf diffrnt tin dey r going tru insde Buh chse 2 keep it cus dey dnt wnna b blasted or embrassed Scars r nt sumtin to b proud of but dey di nt chose dah life Dey di nt chse to havf lumps in deir boobs Dey di nt chse to get operated on deir boobs Dey di nt chse to havf fallen boobs Dey di nt chse to havf big boobs Jus stop concluding ad discriminatimg It has killd mny gals Ad it still gnna kill if dis continue yu guys reli nid 2 stop concluding ad start saving lives
To all of d gals who had breast lumps or still have I wish us all long life with no cancer
Share to save draining souls God bless

Is paining you that you don't have big boobs.

3 Likes 1 Share

Sports / Re: Photos Of Russians Begging Super Eagles Players For Selfies And Autographs Today by TheUbermensch: 10:29pm On Jun 12, 2018
emeijeh:
Nothing annoys me more than Victor Moses' fake British accent.


Nonsense.


Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Wins 2018 PEN Pinter Prize by TheUbermensch: 10:24pm On Jun 12, 2018
skarlett:



She didn't win the award for writing, keep spending your life bashing people that are far better than you and don't brush up yourself intellectually, you will end up bitter, angry and useless at 90 and that's not a curse .


That's if you even get to 90, your hate will probably eat you up alive before then
skarlett:



She didn't win the award for writing, keep spending your life bashing people that are far better than you and don't brush up yourself intellectually, you will end up bitter, angry and useless at 90 and that's not a curse .


That's if you even get to 90, your hate will probably eat you up alive before then
skarlett:



She didn't win the award for writing, keep spending your life bashing people that are far better than you and don't brush up yourself intellectually, you will end up bitter, angry and useless at 90 and that's not a curse .


That's if you even get to 90, your hate will probably eat you up alive before then


I don't mind being bitter and angry at 200.

It's my cross to bear not yours.

Because you're happy and proud of certain persons doesn't mean I should be. Our DNAs are wired differently.

Being happy and proud of them doesn't place you on the same level with them.

So I don't see how you're better than me.

Saying I won't live to see 90. Lol. I send it back to your mom and dad.

1 Like

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Shows Kim Jong-un His Armored Beast by TheUbermensch: 6:52pm On Jun 12, 2018
antzlaive:
After u cook rice finish, u come poor sand inside. Smh

I wasn't cooking for you.
You have your own fingers to type your own opinion. Don't just spit on mine.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Shows Kim Jong-un His Armored Beast by TheUbermensch: 6:45pm On Jun 12, 2018
FoolishBoy419:


Can you quote the president or show the video/audio where he promised to make 1 dollar= to one naira? If you cant then you are actually a disgrace to your family and a liar. Your time starts now


Is this how you go about defending with the 30k giving to you?

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/ill-make-naira-equal-in-value-to-dollar-says-buhari/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sWIfFWrWPU


https://www.thecable.ng/ill-make-naira-equal-dollar-says-buhari


https://www.nairaland.com/3648206/video-evidence-when-buhari-promised


http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/23/i-will-make-naira-equal-in-value-to-dollar-buhari/



Lol.

I hope these are enough.

Career / Re: How To Get Sacked From Your Workplace? by TheUbermensch: 6:34pm On Jun 12, 2018
chiommy123:
discuss with your boss if he fails to understand carry your bag and baggage and disappear

Na real disappear.

4 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Bobrisky And Tonto Dikeh Kissing: Fans React by TheUbermensch: 6:32pm On Jun 12, 2018
gypsey:
grin grin grin grin grin
I glad you included yourself in the stupidty of this country. this shows that the people who are confused are nigerians Not bobo Risky.

How please!?
Business / Re: We lied about GTBank, Supreme Court judgment – Innoson admits by TheUbermensch: 6:14pm On Jun 12, 2018
Lol. This is very stupid.

What did they hope to achieve with this move?

Now I see why the SWers have a problem with the SEers.

103 Likes 1 Share

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (of 27 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 57
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.