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Phones / Re: Infinix Note 5 Google Ai by TheUbermensch: 6:08pm On Jul 24, 2018
There's nothing special about the Google AI or Google Lens. I enjoy it on my Nokia 2 and Nokia didn't beat any drums to that.

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Crime / Re: Six SARS Officers Arrested After Extorting Twin Brothers In Delta State. Photos by TheUbermensch: 5:49pm On Jul 24, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
I want to believe these SARS are doing a very wonderful job.. If you don't want anyone to harass you please dress responsibly, barb your hair skin like a responsible Nigerian, do away from tatoos and blings , don't wear earrings when you're not a woman .. Talk like an educated someone and trust me nobody will harass you. Infact they'll respect you.. As an elder and respected chief, I'm talking from experience.


This line of reasoning is very faulty.

Why don't people in European countries get harrased by their security operatives?

The problem is the illiterate police, not the citizens. What's wrong with keeping dreadlocks? Is there anything immoral there?

So everyone should go on skincut because we're in a concentration camp?

I pray you don't pass on such stupidity to your kids.

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Crime / Re: Edgal Imohimi, Bans Policemen From Patrolling In Mufti & Commercial Vehicles by TheUbermensch: 4:55pm On Jul 24, 2018
These things that don't get followed.

Smh.

SARS et al would continue to terrorise because they know they can get away with it.
Politics / Re: APC Reacts To Defection Of 15 Senators, 36 House Of Reps Members by TheUbermensch: 4:30pm On Jul 24, 2018
PassingShot:

So the decampees who decamp at will for personal interests are the ones who care about the masses?

Akamu brain everywhere.

I never said anything about the decampees. I was commenting based on what I read.

Obviously your blockhead can't process such.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Senators Visit Ekweremadu At Home by TheUbermensch: 4:18pm On Jul 24, 2018
resurgent2019:
See politicians relating with themselves without any form of bigotry or hatred? So why do Nigerians kill themselves because of their differences cry cry sad

Tribalism, ethnic and religious bias, and nativism is for the poor and I enlightened soul!!!!

See big men chopping life?

Because the masses can't think for themselves. Most of them are educated illiterates, that's why a good number of them where swayed by an illiterate General in 2015 into believing he was the solution to Nigeria's problem.

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Celebrities / Re: Muslim Woman Pictured With Bobrisky. Muslim Man Slams Her For Posing With 'Gay' by TheUbermensch: 4:11pm On Jul 24, 2018
Apparently what gives people sleepless nights are different.

This one can't sleep because a female Muslim took a picture with a queer person.

Sighs

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Politics / Re: APC Reacts To Defection Of 15 Senators, 36 House Of Reps Members by TheUbermensch: 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2018
The message is very clear - they don't care about the masses.

Their own is just to retain power at all cost.

Very narcissistic rubbish.

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Politics / Re: Saraki Leads Senators To Ekweremadu’s Home by TheUbermensch: 4:04pm On Jul 24, 2018
If Saraki was as dull as the man in Aso Rock he'd definitely have been impeached today.

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Gaming / Re: Video Gaming Desperately Needs It's "Black Panther" Moments by TheUbermensch: 1:41pm On Jul 24, 2018
I have never seen a problem with things like this.

First question is who makes these games? Who funds it? Who's in charge of creative design and story development? As per race it's the white man. So you don't expect him to place a black man as the protagonist.

If a black person creates a game that involves shooting a bunch of white people, heaven will not fall.

We should stop asking for the Whiteman to be unnecessarily sympathetic.

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Politics / Re: Reps Hail Dogara, Onyema; Call Gbajabiamila 'Minority Leader' by TheUbermensch: 1:17pm On Jul 24, 2018
bedspread:
not Interested in PDP or APC...

MY FATHER WORKS IN HIS OWN Way....
If u know the Bible... u will know better...

Hold your Peace , THE KING OF kings is Working... When he is thru u will understand..
His ways are not our Ways

Lol. Face facts bro.

You people still said The King of kings was working when he bestowed PMB on us. Can you still say such again?

This is purely political. Leave your religious views for Sunday.
Politics / Re: Reps Hail Dogara, Onyema; Call Gbajabiamila 'Minority Leader' by TheUbermensch: 1:08pm On Jul 24, 2018
bedspread:
[s][/s] irrelevant and Unwise Talk....
Know GOD first so u know How He Works

I know God.

It's stupid to say God would take people from PDP to APC and back.

The same way most of the Pentecostal pastors said God appointed Buhari to save Nigeria.

This is purely politics.
Politics / Re: Reps Hail Dogara, Onyema; Call Gbajabiamila 'Minority Leader' by TheUbermensch: 12:49pm On Jul 24, 2018
bedspread:
GOD IS IN CHARGE

Let GOD ARISE, Let the Enemies of Nigeria Progress SCATTTTTTTTTTTTER

THAT is what is Playing out in Nigeria Now

So your god would remove people from APC, a corrupt party and move them to PDP, another corrupt party?

What kind of god follows such illogic?
Politics / Re: FG Approves Payment Of Nigeria Airways Staff Entitlements by TheUbermensch: 8:10pm On Jul 22, 2018
Money that they will still embezzle.

Announcements like this is the government's way of telling us "see this money o we want to steal it". Only the wise would discern.

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Religion / Re: Winners' Chapel Declares 7-Day Fasting For The Rescue Of The Soul Of Nigeria by TheUbermensch: 8:08pm On Jul 22, 2018
I don't understand.

Pray so that what exactly would happen? The herdsmen would start killing themselves or would suddenly have a change of heart? Lmao.

Imagine if the rest of the world had prayed while Hitler was invading places in Europe. Maybe he'd have successfully enslaved the whole of Africa and we lots would be in cages.

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Politics / Re: Olapade Okunola, RCCG Pastor Wins Accord Party Governorship Ticket In Osun by TheUbermensch: 8:02pm On Jul 22, 2018
Any pastor who goes into politics is either a fake politician or a fake pastor or both, never non. In any case he shouldn't be taken serious.

You can't serve God and still dine with the devil.

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Phones / Re: Check It Out Mtn First Apple Store In Lagos by TheUbermensch: 8:01pm On Jul 22, 2018
nairalandic:
this is mtn first apple store in nigeria

What difference does it make?
Politics / Re: Massive Defection From PDP To APC In Ekot Epenem Senatorial Districts Really (pi by TheUbermensch: 6:30pm On Jul 22, 2018
These ones defecting where once in PDP, before they went to APC and how back to PDP.

Nigerian politics is perhaps the worst in the world and I blame those who take it seriously. Those men are only after their interest. Nothing more.

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Religion / Re: What We Should Do To Our Enemies As Christians.. by TheUbermensch: 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2018
delkuf:
thank you for this. I met someone recently, and our discussion led to decide that in Nigeria, it is only God that can save us. so I have decided that I may not cast my vote in next year election. we put out trust in this people and they have fail us, so it is time to put our trust in God. so am not believing in the change of any man, only the change of God

Lmao.

It's nidderings like you that give Christianity a bad image of a religion of thoughtless souls. What's next? You won't work again because God provides? Or you won't sleep with your wife again because God gives children? How about not taking drugs next time you're ill because God heals?

Evidently you don't know how much God hates fools. Don't be one in an effort to misinterprete his words.
Crime / Re: 4 SARS Officers Arrested For Kidnapping, Extorting N7 Million From Bishop(pics) by TheUbermensch: 1:12pm On Jul 22, 2018
A drop out of an ocean.

If you know what I mean.

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Religion / Re: What We Should Do To Our Enemies As Christians.. by TheUbermensch: 1:01pm On Jul 22, 2018
delkuf:
it would be stupid of me to leave my door open. you dont try or test God. But for me, God's protection is enough for me.

Very well then.

I'd mark your username. And remind you anytime you blame Buhari for not taking security matters seriously.
Religion / Re: What We Should Do To Our Enemies As Christians.. by TheUbermensch: 12:49pm On Jul 22, 2018
delkuf:
so it your duty to protect yourself. if God should remove His of protection on life, do you have the power to secure your life for one minute. please mind you say. there is power in the tongue

So you'd rather your neighbour kills you when you have a chance to defend or protect yourself than actually protect yourself?

Lol. Since God's protection is sufficient why do you sleep with your door closed? Why do you clamour for the president to engage the security forces to go after killer herdsmen? Isn't it a sin to kill? Won't the soldiers have committed a sin by killing the terrorist herdsmen for killing priests in Benue?

Maybe Buhari has exactly like your mindset. Why act when God's protection is enough!?
Religion / Re: What We Should Do To Our Enemies As Christians.. by TheUbermensch: 12:17pm On Jul 22, 2018
JesusSonOfGod:


You pray for them to be saved. When they are saved, you will see the best in them.

Until they kill you and your loved ones.

God saves but it's your duty to protect yourself before he does.

I won't give anybody any chance. As long as I perceive you to be an enemy, be you Muslim, Christian or whatever, I'd finish you off before you get a chance to come at me.
Religion / Re: The Reason Why Jesus Christ Is Flogging Your Church Instead Of Blessing It by TheUbermensch: 9:48am On Jul 22, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
What's the difference? I sell in the church yard vs I advertise in the same yard?

It's all business. Can't you go and advertise on radio or some other platform?

If a pastor writes a book, he should sell it outside the church. If he runs a school, he should advertise it on radio, not in Church. If he so wants his members to patronize his school, he should go to their houses and speak of it, not in Church.


Honestly I can't understand the head of this your argument.

So people shouldn't reach out to church members that they provide so and so service?

You don't know the structure of synagogues in Jesus's time. Maybe advertisment of business was a thing, then some people decided to take it up a notch and sell in the temple.

Advertisement is harmless of a truth. If you're not interested you're not interested.

I'm Catholic and I buy bulletins when I can. I hardly glance at the adverts because I'm not looking for anything.
Religion / Re: Is The World Really About To Come To An End? by TheUbermensch: 9:40am On Jul 22, 2018
The world would end some way or the other.

There a religious explanations to that, as well as scientific..

We may be near or far, but who knows? Just enjoy everyday that passes.

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Religion / Re: The Reason Why Jesus Christ Is Flogging Your Church Instead Of Blessing It by TheUbermensch: 9:37am On Jul 22, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
It's not a must to have a bulletin. If it will make the church disobey God, then away with it.

btw, all what you listed above are still advertisement for businesses.

I don't see how running a business is a sin.

What of churches where the pastor writes books or runs schools? Doesn't he still advertise the stuff to the church?

Your argument is on a very faulty premise.

You're comparing people who traded directly in the church yard to those who create awareness about their businesses in church magazines and that's very wrong.

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Religion / Re: The Reason Why Jesus Christ Is Flogging Your Church Instead Of Blessing It by TheUbermensch: 9:35am On Jul 22, 2018
alBHAGDADI:

Hello everyone,

Today I will be speaking on why Jesus is flogging your Church instead of blessing it. I know someone will be quick to say the Church he attends is not getting flogged because it is blessed materially. He might be quick to point to the fact that his church is fully air-conditioned, has a beautiful stage with purple lightenings and the members flood the parking space with cars. That's not the kind of blessing I'm talking about.

Many Churches are spiritually dead, but have ascribed material possession to mean they are alive. A Church which can't perform miracles, which doesn't go soulwinning, doesn't care for homeless people is not blessed but is getting flogged by Jesus. There are certain things such a Church could be doing wrong for them to be dead spiritually. Today, I will be speaking on one of them. Let's start by reading the passage below.


John 2:13-16

13 Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. 15 When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. 16 And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!”

Why do you think Jesus flogged those in the temple in Jerusalem? Because they sold items in the temple thereby turning it into a market place. That is exactly what many Churches have beceom today. At the entrance or at one corner of churches today, you will find a table which showcases books, CDs, anointing oil, stickers etc being sold. You can even find a restaurant or a kiosk around where donut and drinks are sold. All of that is turning the house of God into a market place.

You might be quick to say there is nothing bad about that because it is just food sold in case members go hungry. Also, the CDs and books contain messages of great pastors like Kenneth Hagin, Joyce Meyers, Joel Osteen, E.A Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo etc; you say they pertain to the word of God. You might be smart to say those Jesus Christ was angry at for selling at the temple in Jerusalem was because they sold things like doves, oxen, sheep, and not things like books. You might also be quick to say those sheep, oxen and doves have nothing to do with God, but books and CDs containing messages of great pastors have a lot to do with God.

Have you ever asked why those people decided to go sell sheep, oxen and doves at the temple when it is not a pet store or a farm? They took those things there because people needed them for the things of God. Back then, when you want to pay your tithe with farm produce but the produce are too big to carry from your own City to Jerusalem, it is allowed to sell the produce then go to Jerusalem with the money. When you get to Jerusalem, you can now use the money to buy anything ranging from sheep, oxen, dove, wheat etc which you can now drop at the temple. That's why those business men moved their wares closer to the temple so as to be closer to customers (sharp guys).

Can you now see that just as your CDs, anointing oil and books have something to do with God, the sheep and oxen also do? They also have another thing in common: they are being sold in the house of God. That's when Jesus Christ comes in with a whip because you all have angered Him and turned His Father's house into a market place.

It's even worse in today's Churches because the pamphlet or bulletin printed for the day's sermon also includes adverts of businesses in the local community. What we should expect next: billboards and posters hanging all over the walls in a Church advertising soft drinks and other products.

You might build the biggest cathedral, but a little disobedience can be dangerous for the congregation. Instead of getting blessed spiritually such that people see vision, dream dreams, speaking in a foreign language and perform miracles, they are getting flogged and blinded away from the truth. May God help us all.


Kindly show this to your pastor or an elder in your Church.

Religion / Re: The Reason Why Jesus Christ Is Flogging Your Church Instead Of Blessing It by TheUbermensch: 9:11am On Jul 22, 2018
alBHAGDADI:

Hello everyone,

Today I will be speaking on why Jesus is flogging your Church instead of blessing it. I know someone will be quick to say the Church he attends is not getting flogged because it is blessed materially. He might be quick to point to the fact that his church is fully air-conditioned, has a beautiful stage with purple lightenings and the members flood the parking space with cars. That's not the kind of blessing I'm talking about.

Many Churches are spiritually dead, but have ascribed material possession to mean they are alive. A Church which can't perform miracles, which doesn't go soulwinning, doesn't care for homeless people is not blessed but is getting flogged by Jesus. There are certain things such a Church could be doing wrong for them to be dead spiritually. Today, I will be speaking on one of them. Let's start by reading the passage below.


John 2:13-16

13 Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. 15 When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. 16 And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!”

Why do you think Jesus flogged those in the temple in Jerusalem? Because they sold items in the temple thereby turning it into a market place. That is exactly what many Churches have beceom today. At the entrance or at one corner of churches today, you will find a table which showcases books, CDs, anointing oil, stickers etc being sold. You can even find a restaurant or a kiosk around where donut and drinks are sold. All of that is turning the house of God into a market place.

You might be quick to say there is nothing bad about that because it is just food sold in case members go hungry. Also, the CDs and books contain messages of great pastors like Kenneth Hagin, Joyce Meyers, Joel Osteen, E.A Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo etc; you say they pertain to the word of God. You might be smart to say those Jesus Christ was angry at for selling at the temple in Jerusalem was because they sold things like doves, oxen, sheep, and not things like books. You might also be quick to say those sheep, oxen and doves have nothing to do with God, but books and CDs containing messages of great pastors have a lot to do with God.

Have you ever asked why those people decided to go sell sheep, oxen and doves at the temple when it is not a pet store or a farm? They took those things there because people needed them for the things of God. Back then, when you want to pay your tithe with farm produce but the produce are too big to carry from your own City to Jerusalem, it is allowed to sell the produce then go to Jerusalem with the money. When you get to Jerusalem, you can now use the money to buy anything ranging from sheep, oxen, dove, wheat etc which you can now drop at the temple. That's why those business men moved their wares closer to the temple so as to be closer to customers (sharp guys).

Can you now see that just as your CDs, anointing oil and books have something to do with God, the sheep and oxen also do? They also have another thing in common: they are being sold in the house of God. That's when Jesus Christ comes in with a whip because you all have angered Him and turned His Father's house into a market place.

It's even worse in today's Churches because the pamphlet or bulletin printed for the day's sermon also includes adverts of businesses in the local community. What we should expect next: billboards and posters hanging all over the walls in a Church advertising soft drinks and other products.

You might build the biggest cathedral, but a little disobedience can be dangerous for the congregation. Instead of getting blessed spiritually such that people see vision, dream dreams, speaking in a foreign language and perform miracles, they are getting flogged and blinded away from the truth. May God help us all.


Kindly show this to your pastor or an elder in your Church.



Those "adverts" help pay for the Bulletin. And a good number of times it's Job vacancies, admission slots, or services to be used by the church members (printing, tailoring).

How's that a sin?
Politics / Re: Benue Killings: Gowon Faults Security Agents, Calls For Investigation Of Miyetti by TheUbermensch: 8:35am On Jul 22, 2018
AllHailBiafra:
Madison after death and long overdue confession

Medicine.
Religion / Re: Are True Christians Suppose To Participate In Politics? by TheUbermensch: 8:32am On Jul 22, 2018
maximunimpact:


No single scripture to support your opinion, how are non-Christians suppose to believe you? The bible is not complicated, only when humans want to be mischievous they try to mystify the word of God. Jesus and his apostles, even early Christians were neutral in world politics until apostasy came in.

Only Jehovah's Witnesses say rubbish like "Apostasy".

Obviously you do not understand the structure of government or politics so you see it as evil.

Without politics there'd be no government and and with no government there'd be no order. And without order I can kill the next birdbrained JW that knocks on my door like its their father's and nothing would happen.

So yea, be thankful for politics.

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Religion / Re: Are True Christians Suppose To Participate In Politics? by TheUbermensch: 8:29am On Jul 22, 2018
There's some place in the Bible, I think the book of Kings that states that Priests shouldn't do the work of Kings and Kings shouldn't do the work of priest.


Before going any further it should be noted that politics is a matter of amorality. There are many things in it that conflict with the tenet of true Christian faith. Don't let anyone deceive you. It's not a thing for the light hearted. The end game is to get what you want. How you go about that doesn't matter.

But the Bible verse I paraphrased explains that those already holding a post in the church shouldn't bother with affairs of the state and vice versa.

So it is indeed in great error we have a VP clearly flouting God's word. How he did that and no one noticed beats my imagination.

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