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Education / Re: Covenant University Increases Tuition For New Students by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2019
fullofgrace:
I advised parents to avoid sending their children to such schools rather they should look for cheap university abroad and send them. Where they can be exposed to opportunities and most likely employment.
Spending such amount of money in Nigeria university is not encouraging. Nigerian need more of skills acquisition than certificate.

Truer words have not been said.
With that kind of money I’d rather send my child to school abroad where he/she will be exposed to better communication connections and people with a whole different mentality that will shape them

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Family / Re: My Husband Is A Kleptomaniac, LASTMA Official Tells Court by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 12:05pm On Feb 26, 2017
so nobody is gonna check names
nobody representing NCAN reporting 4 duty?
Jokes Etc / Re: Man In Tears After Smoking The Best Weed Of His Life (video) by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 3:47am On Dec 05, 2016
uzolexis:

I stay in Nairobi
Are u nigerian ?
Investment / Re: Shock As MMM Participant Commits Suicide In Enugu by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 7:41am On Nov 29, 2016
TheWhiteLynchM:
Rest in Peace English ..... u never deserved dis
oops sorry bro, it was meant 4 d poster above u
Investment / Re: Shock As MMM Participant Commits Suicide In Enugu by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 7:39am On Nov 29, 2016
EWAagoyin:
where did he wrote in his suicide note that he killed himself because of mmm..... hmmm because he advertised it on is Facebook wall abi what if the help he will get from mmm at month won't be enough to clear his debt hence reason for the suicide...
Rest In Peace English ..... u never deserved dis
Investment / Re: Shock As MMM Participant Commits Suicide In Enugu by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 7:38am On Nov 29, 2016
obyrich:
Junk journalism. Gutter press! grin
Rest in Peace English ..... u never deserved dis
Health / Re: HELP!! How Can I Get Rid Of The Keloid Scar On My Head? by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 11:59pm On Oct 19, 2016
cmpunk:
@ demsid. They deal with all skin issues worse than what the OP posted. Its not about bumps alone. Accident scars and skin deformities.

Was there 2009 so I know what I'm talking about
pls bro, u mentioned skin, do they deal with cases such as Vitiligo ? dat skin condition dat makes part of ur skin change colour as though it burnt
Education / Re: #lifeinuniben Is Trending On Twitter Now by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 11:24pm On Jan 10, 2016
Ebayray:


Hi.. Am not on BBM
ok..addup on watsapp 07060914128
Education / Re: #lifeinuniben Is Trending On Twitter Now by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 5:04pm On Jan 10, 2016
Ebayray:


Huh?!!! shocked.
I dunno o.. Maybe u saw someone like me..
im sure it wz u Ebayray
#2ac9bde6 add lemee confirm
Education / Re: #lifeinuniben Is Trending On Twitter Now by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 2:50pm On Jan 10, 2016
Ebayray:



100level constituency.
embarassed

hey, are u not d gal I saw in 1000Lt d other day, b4 christmas??
Ebayray
Romance / Re: Five Things Guys Have Been Using To Melt Ladies Heart by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2015
MEILYN:
The sweet words work the magic. In fact, I have been winning hearts with sweet words.

Me: Baby, I feel very sick.......

She: What is wrong with you, have you taken drugs? Have you gone to see a Doctor?

Me: Yes I have. The illness is very severe and complicated. The doctor said I am suffering from the lack of vitamin U. I have taken all the drugs in the world but no improvements. The Doctor said Vitamin U is a disease of the heart, only the kisses from the girl I love can cure it. He also gave me prescriptions. You in the morning, you in the afternoon and more of you in the night.

She: hahahha, you are not serious. You almost scared me. I was worried and I thought you were sick for real.

Me: If you are really worried, then prepare yourself and head to my house right away. I need a lovely lady, a caring woman, the most beautiful creature in the world by my side in this moment of the sickness of you. At least, with you by my side I won't want to die. I don't want to miss those pretty things at the front of your chest, your lovely kisses and your wonderful smile. Even if I die, I go warn God make him no try nonsense with me ooo. Ehenn God so you dey jealous me abii? Allow me enjoy the rest of my life with the most beautiful creature wey you create.

Watin I dey even write? Una bye bye joor.
Men, guy u get time ooo, see wat u jst settled down 2 compose..
whn I hardly get d chance jst 2 lyk a comment..
men, nairaland is trully d fotress of d jobless
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Proffers Solution To Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity, Suffers Backlash by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 3:07pm On May 23, 2015
shachris01:
this guy is a bad politician. he is trying soo hard to form that he understands our plight why he doesn't because it's mere pretension. Electric cars?

does he know how much those things cost?
R.I.P to English

murdered by dis niqqa above
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo & His Girlfriend, Yemi Alade At The Headies (Photo) by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 10:16pm On Dec 15, 2014
wait, pls, is she and Alex Ekubo trully dating?
Romance / Re: Advice Please: My Neighbour's Wife Wants Me To Have An Affair With Her by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 8:22am On Dec 07, 2014
jazinogold:
Op Why wouldnt ur neighbour wife want to hv an affair wit u..wen every mawnin na lax ft wizkid...caro ur body neccessary u dy play loud frm ur music system! And u forget say d man wife english name na caro! Abeg change d song to Dbanj...moboloworwon
not evn funny a bit
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Loves You by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 5:18am On Aug 31, 2014
Gratest bullshit eva written!! Once u giv d guy d opportunity 2 hit u wat more is left? In some cases dat u tryin 2 portray d guy goes all length 2 make sure he hits a certain pussy he also tries d love dice and sees if it will work once it works and he realises, damn, he enjoyed d pussy he keeps pretending he loves u infact his show may highten jst 2 keep hittin dat pussy until he eventually gets tired of d pussy then his true colour begins 2 shine and scales will fall of ur eyes by then its too late, he wudav hit d hell out of ur pussy evn recommend it 2 his niqqaz# only wise gals undastand d importance of nt using sex as a tool 2 test or win love
Education / Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2014
Dannyxy: salute bro, that's the spirit
I share d spirit too bro.........cnt jst imagine calling smbdy dat her punna av been devoured by difrrnt dicks and her womb reeks of postinor, my wife# damn
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Joins Twitter! by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 10:08pm On Dec 31, 2013
dangote if u are reading dis follow me @OguHenreee
Celebrities / Re: White Man With Nigeria Coat Of Arms Tattoo On His Chest (Pictures) by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 12:29pm On Dec 27, 2013
Shugarlipz: D guy is my fb friend.. His love for Nigeria is simply amazing kiss
dem don see fine boy..............dem do start 2 dey famzz




Jst kidding honey

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's 'Americanah' Tops BBC's Top 10 Books Of 2013 by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 10:31am On Dec 21, 2013
eeeeeee:
I believe the obvious reason is that you lack the level of intellect required to appreciate such books.
I recommend you stick to the Macmillan series.
fatality grin
eeeeeee:
I believe the obvious reason is that you lack the level of intellect required to appreciate such books.
I recommend you stick to the Macmillan series.
fatality

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's 'Americanah' Tops BBC's Top 10 Books Of 2013 by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 10:26am On Dec 21, 2013
grin
chefd'oeuvre:

Fatality gringringringrin
grin
chefd'oeuvre:

Fatality gringringringrin
Brutality
Food / Re: Ibadan Restaurants by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 9:41am On Dec 21, 2013
ibadan chai i love dat city ... I had my secondary skool education dere.... U talkin abt food and uv nt visited Iya Temi in bibilari near bestbrain college...

Im afraid then u r still a learner.

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Boss; D'banj Or 2face by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2013
blexxyn: I hate nonsense.... Y compare when u knw d ansa.... 2face 2me is better dan micheal jackson.
loolz.... Nw smbdy has taken dis joke too seriously

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Opens Sex Shop by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 2:58pm On Dec 20, 2013
duni04:
Mayb u were banned 4 bad grammar
. Ohhhhhh.......U shud av jst let d ranting lunatic keep barking, as we d earlier readers did and jst ignored d post purposely...........he'd have realised hw foolish he sounded and hw dump he is.........honestly d best answer 4 all these tribal bigots is jst silence, if each of us on NL can be knee on jst paying deaf ears 2 these ediots and ignore each of their filthy tribal posts, trust me, we'd see hw such irritating posts vanish totally 4rm NL, as they'll realise hw nobdy is actually giving a hoot abt their stupidity..........Only then wud NL be free 4rm mentally deluded tribal bigots.



#ko ni da fun iyalaye e. )Jeeeeeez! I'm jst so pissed and dat niqqa









I apologise for my fowl words...............I'm truly sorry
Politics / Re: Zuriel Oduwole Wants To Be US President by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 9:08pm On Dec 18, 2013
senator yerima is in his palour watching stv and he's liking wat he sees...nw he makes a mischievious grin as he grabs below of his trousers....nw he begins 2 plot a plan...











*lol, jst pun intended*
bt seriously God punish any spirit of yerima in dis gal lyf...can i get an Ahmen?
Jokes Etc / Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 12:38pm On Dec 17, 2013
chiefololade: Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment
Literature / Re: Life Of A Uam Boy by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 10:34am On Dec 14, 2013
Dchiefpriest: ormor mind u " A child can play with its mother's
breasts,
but not its father's testicles " "He who goes to sleep with an itching
anus wakes up with smelly fingers " be very carefulll cos " The same sun that melts the wax,
hardens
the clay
Celebrities / Re: An Old Picture Of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 9:44am On Dec 14, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: #backwhentheywerebroke.
This pic can't be more than 8 years ago.
Last Bullet:
We need a pic of Seun Osewa in year 2000.
I d love to see his eyes kongba & long neck again!

i dont even knw hw d nigga looks like..

Iv nt evn seen his pix b4
Education / Re: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 11:12pm On Dec 12, 2013
i jst gat 2 words : Lessons learnt...
Romance / Re: Ladies: Do You Still Send Unclad Pictures To Your Lovers? by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 4:24pm On Dec 12, 2013
hotwax: I know of a lady on my facebook list that offered to do it with me.
I later discouraged her.
guy abeg share d babe wif me wink
hotwax: I know of a lady on my facebook list that offered to do it with me.
I later discouraged her.
guy abeg share d babe wif me
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) Is 36 Today by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 11:52am On Dec 12, 2013
my dawg from way back
Nairaland / General / Re: *~Fynestboi Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2013 *~ Congratulations!!! by TheWhiteLynchM(m): 8:47am On Dec 11, 2013
i jst read abt mods.....i dont rilly feel their effect on me....prolly because i dont av issues wif dem nd i break no NL rule....howeva since im a member its nt bad if i vote....pls note,i dont knw any of these mods or eva had an encounter wif dem...so pls permit me 2 vote stupidly....ill vote 4 adaobi jst because shs a namesake 2 my swit elder sis..tnx

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