hmmmmm


Another ritualist on the prowl







You want us to meet you so that you can use our amu for rituals abi?

Anyway



If you can't find your type of man in the whole of Lagos, then you have to check yourself. ... maybe you aren't worth having those types of men

seems the police men are just enjoying the shade offered by the billboard

btw

how are we even sure that its a pdp signboard?

Congrats to her


But I hope she hasnt used her little popularity to become a high class, customized Aristo



Her face tho...it somehow reminds me of a tilapia fish .... was it Steve wonder that conducted the beauty pageant which she won?

and he didn't take all the above into consideration before or even when he was monopolizing those years of her life




Having wasted her blossom years and knacking that puna on per second billing for such a long time, he now chooses to back out.... na who him wan come leave the over-used commodity for


even if the girl doesn't deal with him, Satan sef go buy the wahala and treat the guy fuckup well

ok


Tinubu doesnt have 'Xs'


All I have is 'Ys'....... as in, y the hell did God even allow me to meet her?


Whenever I think of all my exes, I get angry all over again, wondering why I wasnt bedridden the day I was supposed to meet them

Bottom-line is..... NO I DON'T MISS ANY OF THEM


MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND SHOULD PLEASE TAKE NOTE!

why would I even want to give her all my time ........ is she on life support? when did God appoint me a maiguard over her life



broke or not, life too short to dey look uche face

from ashawo to hired killer


the best kind of career advancement



when her pastor prophesied to her that she will get promoted in her place of wok, she thought the annointed dude was lying.... now see as satan don elevate am

see makeup for the gods


why would anyone try to perfect what is already so perfect


Little girl wey just come this life, na im dem don dey teach am how to package face like aristo

Mona please show us your motherhood certificate, because this very act of yours is very questionable

elantraceey:


i like this your space booking style o

; D

Feel free to emulate me na

Ok

Bros don broke


Hope tonto isnt the cause of this new penury

Segadem:
Why is it that ur username changes if quoted?
WHY? WHY?? WHY

It's a long story

elantraceey:



This your eyes ehn

na so, wetin concern he-goat with voters card?

As e dey do me, na so I talk am o

Ok


Not interested in the bloody voters card



*zooms in on pishure to view more clearly the boobsies behind the voters card


She looks fresh tho... Wouldn't mind voting for GEJ if she can let us both have an overnight 'consultation'

Story for the gods


Does this dude think we are all from Otueke?


He should please stop using the IQ of himself and his village peeps as a yardstick to measure that of all Nigerians


He should call a village meeting in his village, and feed them all the bullshiit his 'doctorate' mind can come up with

Nigerian police sha....



Sometimes I feel that a major criteria which has to be fulfilled in order to get into the Nigerian Police force, is to discard your brain and conscience ....

These are the kind of animals that are on Amnesty...


I really wish 'the eye for an eye' Old Testament doctrine was still applicable today....


Then, all the authorities will do is just to fully bath him with the same acid and withhold any kind of treatment from him


This kind of dudes need a novel and agonizing punishment... Like tieing them by their joysticks and hanging them over a bonfire, at a height just enough for the fire to fully cook them while alive .

Ok


1- I plan to test-drive my newly acquired strawberry-flavored and dotted condoms

2- I and Boo will go out and vote for GMB, watch the election aftermath on TV, and......

3- I am gonna get her a pink Buggati Veyron..... Sorry ... I am gonna get her a Phone Pouch the color of a pink Bugatti Veyron

Ok

No

We don't find you attractive.... It makes you look like a talkative and gossip, which unfortunately you are



We would prefer it if you had Nyanshbone to support that ass and breastbone to support those drooping bwests

Ok


THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN....


SURE KEKE NAPEP TO FRONT-PAGE DRIVEN BY LALA THE MIRACLE WORKER


VOTE GMB AND HE WILL ENSURE THAT YOUR ANDROID DATA AND BATTERY DRAINS NO MORE

Ok


I really want to say something silly


But make I just maintain, because I sabi say Benin people jazz no be child's play

chijoy7:
she is 12yrs not 8yrs

12years old with already drooping boobsies...




Ibadan boys are not smiling o

Ok


WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCIL IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR...




Let the 'Superstory' Begin...

Ok


#onlyinibadan


Buh that girl's bwests are not commensurate to her stature.... A 12year old having bwests of a 21year old....

Op, please can you enlighten us more on this strange discrepancy?

Girl bit off more than she could chew



She should have left us e-warriors to give GMB all the political support and explanation.....Now she has added to our burden.... We now have to defend her certificate too


Very soon the trending hashtag might be


#ZAHRASHOWYOURCERTIFICATE


See what taking too much cow-milk during infancy has caused

Ok


1 Question a man should never ask a woman



HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Ok


Since when did the fear of accidents stop men from driving?


Everyone with her own destiny


While some babes will marry a decent and comfortable guy, after being passed around the whole city, some 'decent' babes will end up with up with a Vagabond or an unwanted pregnancy


LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN AND WILL NEVER BE FAIR OR PREDICTABLE