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Romance / Re: Four Surefire Signs You're More Than "Just Friends" by thiefnubu(m): 11:48am On Jan 14, 2015 |
Op If you wanna copy and paste, please do it with a conscience Arrange the points well na.... |
Celebrities / Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Wife, Amara Looks Gorgeous (Photos) by thiefnubu(m): 11:36am On Jan 14, 2015 |
She is soo cute *Nairalanders, please is it normal if I have erectiion for another man's wife? Because these pishures are making me feel somehow 18 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Arrested Teen Saves The Life Of Policeman Who Was Booking Him To Jail (photos) by thiefnubu(m): 11:28am On Jan 14, 2015 |
Ok Nice one |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pictures, Paintings And Art Work That Will Blow Your Mind..(pictures) by thiefnubu(m): 11:23am On Jan 14, 2015 |
Ok |
Politics / Re: Photo Of The Day by thiefnubu(m): 11:20am On Jan 14, 2015 |
When Jesus died for humanity, it seems Nigeria was exempted... There has never been any Moses, who can truly lead us to the promised land |
Politics / Re: Laziness Of Our Journalist In Nigeria. by thiefnubu(m): 11:16am On Jan 14, 2015 |
Why don't you go to Borno yourself, and report the bombings live? If you win the Pulitzer prize, shey na bad thing? |
Romance / Re: How Do You Break A Bad News To Your Partner. by thiefnubu(m): 9:41am On Jan 14, 2015 |
Ok #bakfromban Op Here are 5 sure-bet ways to break bad news to your bae... If any of them doesn't work, call me a Baskad 1- Report the ugly incident to Al-Jazeera, so that he can then watch your predicament on T.V, via breaking-news 2- Give him a Mouth Gig.... At the instant when he is about to come, break the news to him... 3- Tell him you've got HIV... When he has really worked himself up into a state of horror and hopelessness, tell him the test results were wrong, but by the way.... You now bring in the bad news 4- Tell him that your Pastor prophesied into your life that you will be afflicted with some tribulations, which will open the door for uncountable blessings... Then tell him the bad thing that happened to you, so that he can rejoice with you on your impending breakthrough.... He might even encourage you to give a testimony-in-advance 5- Pick a quarrel with him for no reason, and then blame him later on for not being there for you when you told him about the bad incident.. Put him on the defensive... Insist you already told him about it, but he turned a deaf ear. Make him apologize for something he knows nothing about. |
Romance / Re: Advice Given To Girls At Different Ages And Stages In Life by thiefnubu(m): 10:11pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Ok Girls will stop being girls when they stop falling into the same pits that their predecessors fell into... ..... That's what makes them so 'unique'. The average girl always thinks she is an emotional Einstein.... Na when the kasala burst, na im she go begin cry dey call God name... Point is... Op, many girls will read this, laugh, dust their padded bumbums, and do exactly as they please. |
Romance / Re: She Want Me To Leave My Parent House Before We Can Get Married by thiefnubu(m): 9:08pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Dear op, Please don't mind all the posters above me... Don't let anyone pressurize you into leaving your father's house... After all Abraham was 75years old when he left his father's house... Here are 3 vital reasons why you must not move out of your parents' house: 1- Since your parents are just a door away, you can always jump into their room and seek sex advice, if you and your wife are confused as to what banging position to adopt 2- You and your wife will learn the art of quiet lovemaking, because you don't want your mummy next-door, to be aroused by your sexual 'ringtones'.... Please note that this talent will really help you both later in life, especially when you really need to fu*k your wife in a fully loaded BRT bus... 3- If you leave your father's house, all those your 'wicked' siblings might want to take over your inheritance. ... Don't leave anything to chance, bring your wife in so that she can also help you keep an eye on your inheritance. I WISH YOU AND YOUR WIFE A GREAT FU*K ON YOUR PARENTS' MATRIMONIAL BED!! ANUOFIA!!!! 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Gets Annoyed Easily. What Do I Do by thiefnubu(m): 7:54pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Ok #bakfromban Op, your case is very critical.... You like to think you don't need girls But you like this girl Now you are committed, the poor girl has fallen for you, and is trying to protect her investment. And you are now feeling like a Chairman. You don't have time for 'Childish behaviors', and want to break up with her. Please answer the following questions.... All of them carry equal marks. Question 1- Are you gay? Question 2- If you can't handle jealousy, why the hell are you in a relationship? Question 3- You seem to have already made up your mind to break up with her, so what's the purpose of this thread ? Question 4- Why is your diction and punctuation this bad?.... Doesn't your school offer any English language General courses? 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan Shares Picture Of Adorable Wife And Children by thiefnubu(m): 7:51pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Awwww.... So so very cute *runs off to propose to Joy, and seek her permission to impregnate her immediately* This pishure has so awakened the father in me.... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: One Dead, Houses Razed As Friends Fight Over Girlfriend(pics) by thiefnubu(m): 7:50pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Chaiiiii.... See how Banger Lee got his life wasted because of a public kitten Too bad the youths have just utilized this avenue to vent their bottled-up belligerence.... Dem been don carry the other town for mind teytey So sad |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Her New G Wagon (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 9:44am On Jan 13, 2015 |
uzolexis: Noble hair 40million naira endorsement? Seriosly? Please how much is their annual profit after payment of tax and other outgoings? Is she the only one they are harvesting their hair from? Please let us not try to throw random financial figures around, in order to justify an obviously belated lifestyle... Just so you know... There is something called Corporate Social Responsibility... Companies have to give back to the society, in order to make themselves look good and obtain tax reliefs... Advert expenses also give rise to tax rebates in some situations... So these so-called endorsements amounts are highly inflated in order to obtain tax benefits... Mind you, she is not the only advert endorsee of that company... So, please do the math. Apply same explanation for the Glo endorsement too... Na only her dey for Glo billboard? ...... Please prove me wrong 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Her New G Wagon (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 8:02am On Jan 13, 2015 |
sankky: Sir, Since you have taken it upon yourself to defend her, please kindly tell us what she does for a living, besides acting..... Something that can possibly finance such a posh lifestyle...b And about character assassination, where in my post did I call her an Aristo? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Her New G Wagon (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 8:02am On Jan 13, 2015 |
sankky: |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Flaunts Her Superb N38million G-wagon SUV... No Time! by thiefnubu(m): 6:28am On Jan 13, 2015 |
Please..... Apart from acting, what else does Ini do for a living? Because right now, I am not feeling generous enough to congratulate an Aristo |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Flaunts Her Superb N38million G-wagon SUV... No Time! by thiefnubu(m): 6:26am On Jan 13, 2015 |
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Celebrities / Re: Hmmn! Meet The Guy With Very Huge Hips(photos) by thiefnubu(m): 5:23am On Jan 13, 2015 |
Op.... Where is your source? |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off Her New G Wagon (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 10:15pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Please... Apart from acting, what else does she do for a living ? Because right now, I am not feeling generous enough to congratulate an Aristo 111 Likes 3 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by thiefnubu(m): 11:00am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by thiefnubu(m): 10:13am On Jan 12, 2015 |
twerkjack: Please, have you eaten this morning |
Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra Puts Her Hot Swimwear Body On Display by thiefnubu(m): 7:46am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Onyiido: As you no dey hear word *drags her to bedroom for house fellowship* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by thiefnubu(m): 8:29pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Ok #bakfromban In addition 1- Only in Nigeria... Where Jesus Christ will send you a whatsapp message threatening to kill you and your mother, if you don't forward it to a hundred other people 2- Only in Nigeria... Where every skinny girl thinks her talent is modeling 3- Only in Nigeria... When a landlord can see his tenant who is owing two years rent, installing ac 4- Only in Nigeria... Where the Pastor gives you a world-class tackle, if you fail to go down under his anointing 52 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra Puts Her Hot Swimwear Body On Display by thiefnubu(m): 7:02pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER !!! I just finished meditating on the Word of God, and now the devil has used the mods to tempt me with this alluring specimen of womanhood... Perfect color, perfect breasts, perfect thighs, perfect........ EVERY SPIRIT OF LUST IN MY LIFE.... DIE BY FIRE!! *sprinkles the Blood of Jesus on thread, uses a newspaper to cover my erectionn, and hastily exits thread 68 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Adeboye, Oyedepo & Obasanjo At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding (Pictures) by thiefnubu(m): 1:31pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
NFFLAWS: Nice one, Sycophant You have just shown me one of many reasons why this country will never move forward... Muchos Gracias |
Agriculture / Re: FG Releases 11 New Crop Varieties To Farmers by thiefnubu(m): 11:12pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
Too much grammar..... Please just tell us if such variants will be cheaper, non-toxic, and easy to cook That was how they introduced a variant of beans that needs at least two liters of kerosene to cook just 3 cups of the damned thing 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Adeboye, Oyedepo & Obasanjo At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding (Pictures) by thiefnubu(m): 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
benstuber:no sir, I can't see it.... Please show me, after you have found yours |
Celebrities / Re: Adeboye, Oyedepo & Obasanjo At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding (Pictures) by thiefnubu(m): 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
benstuber:no sir, I can't see it.... Please show me.... When you have found yours 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Adeboye, Oyedepo & Obasanjo At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding (Pictures) by thiefnubu(m): 9:43pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
So this is the 'work of God' that they are using their private jets for... The private jets they bought with our tithes and offerings GEJ has looted this nation into an economic coma, and used that blood money to organize a flamboyant wedding for his daughter...... And the Pastors who come to the alter every Sunday and tell us to 'flee from all appearances of evil', are right there grinning from ear to ear GOD IS INDEED REALLY MERCIFUL QUOTE ME NEGATIVELY AND WATCH YOUR DESTINY CRASH INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN!! 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: ‘UNILAG Graduate’ Rapes 9-Year-Old, Flees (Pictured) by thiefnubu(m): 3:12pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
Caucasoid: Dude, calm down No matter how sentimental a judge can be, he/she can't sentence a rapist to death, because rape isn't a capital offence in Nigeria.... Besides, proving the essential ingredients of rape in Nigerian courts is a very Herculean and dehumanizing task... The girl would have to go through vaginal swabs, semen (if any) found in her has to be tested to see if it matches the accused person's semen, and the girl and her witnesses will be so thoroughly cross-examined that both the girl and her parents may wish that they had just let the matter go, instead of being subjected to such scandalous and degrading questions. Bottom line is..... Rape is extremely difficult to prove, and it isn't even a capital offence.... The maximum sentence is life imprisonment... |
Romance / Re: Why Do You Guys Like Tapping Their Wives/Girlfriends' Butts? by thiefnubu(m): 12:05pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
Ok #bakfromban My research has shown that 1- Tapping a good asss has been proven to extend a man's lifespan by exactly 30 years 2- Tapping a dilapidated asss will definitely reduce a man's lifespan by 50 years .....other terms and conditions apply 3 Likes |
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