REALLY?







THE ONLY WAY I CAN BELIEVE THIS TALE, IS IF IT'S TOLD BY ANOTHER MONIKER




UNIBENSTUDENT BE YAHOOING PEEPS SINCE 0.000000000001 bc

MTN Bonanzas everywhere




But I am yet to physically meet anyone, or even someone who has met someone who has met someone who knows someone who has truly won anything substantial from MTN


MTN, please are all these your promo winners Ghosts? ......

Beautiful kids with a future totally secured by their grand-dad....




I just pray that the sins of the Grandfather will not be visited on the grandchildren, because Karma neither forgives nor forgets

Hmmm

Na dis kain news I dey like hear .... DUDE IS BLAZING TRAILS IN A LEGIT MANNER...


Not tales of some divorcee acquiring a G-wagon and Range-Rover Evoque, without any explainable commensurate legit source of income...


...Or of some shameless pregnant housewife twerking shamelessly and rubbing her asss on some dude's dick

Op








Your mommy is calling you to come and take your medication





This Your madness must not get to the marketplace

I refuse to comment....




Before I get murdered, and the whole world starts shouting, "JE SUIS TINUBU"

This Op's vocabulary is also disabled


What comes to my mind.....



Op should sharply go and register in night school before his condition gets worse

THEY ARE NOT THE ONES WHO FAILED TO DEFEND THIS COUNTRY



THE GREEDY GENERALS AND POLITICIANS WHO ARE IMMENSELY PROFITING FROM THIS CRISIS, AT THE EXPENSE OF THE ORDINARY SOLDIER , ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A SEWAGE PIT, FOR MAGGOTS TO DEVOUR THEM WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE

Now you are spamming this forum


Opening the same thread twice


Peeps are not blind na.... Don't make the mods throw both threads into the gutter

So this is the real reason why she put her marriage asunder.... Just because of a light-skinned di*k


This is the typical behavior of most women from Edo, Delta, and Cross-river States... Dem do dey ever stay for husband house


For them, the grass is always greener on the other side


Quote me negatively, and have a mad, rabid dog lick your eye-balls

demelza:
I am sorry but this does not hold water.
If the price had been increased, these same petrol stations would have implemented it with immediate effect irrespective of the economics of old and new stock.
Government always has to browbeat these guys before they comply.

Isn't it the point of business to make maximum profit?

Since when did filling stations become Charity organizations?


If government policy doubles their profit, it's alleluia for them
If government policy just like the instant case, seeks to make them lose already anticipated profit, then they have every right to protect their profit margin

If you feel too bad about it, please be a Good Samaritan and go and buy 300,000 liters of PMS at the old price, and come and sell at the new price.

Op, wetin you wan carry them do?


Shey you go cook Jolof rice for them?


Next Question ...


Who are the most hated nairaland moderators?

DISCLAIMER- ANSWERERS ARE ON THEIR OWN O

Op

Wetin you been dey expect?


If they bought at the old price, they should definitely sell at the old price...


When they buy at the new price, then they can sell at the new price



DOES THE OWNER OF THE FILLING STATION LOOK LIKE A FATHER CHRISTMAS?

I came too fast the first time we had sex...




She broke up with me after that, even though I had apologized profusely and challenged her to a rematch...


A rematch which I had prepared so well for with Mallam Bako's maximum Burantashi .... Na fire service my neighbors for call to quench the fire wey for dey burn inside her toto that day

Your moniker says it all








*madfromthewomb

Dude is lying stone-dead somewhere, and some rams are still pointing fingers at everyone but themselves


IF THE FINGER-POINTING AND GRAND-STANDING WILL BRING BACK OUR MUNA TO LIFE, I WILL GLADLY JOIN IN BLAMING EVEN JONATHAN AND PDP FOR HIS DEATH


IF NOT, THEY SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FU*K UP AND LET THE DUDE REST IN PEACE

Water, my bible so that I can make amends with my savior before I die, and Vaseline so that I can masturb*ate to my satisfaction....



After all, konji is known to kill faster than thirst, if not adequately discharged

Ok




Op

The gods just need you to answer this simple question



IS YOUR MOTHER UGLY?

Ok

Chaiiiiiiii ...... SO SO VERY SAD...

This is the kind of person that really needs the assistance of well-meaning Nigerians...


Not all those peeps who will squander away their life opportunities rocking padded bumbums, drinking outrageously expensive wines, and cruising expensive rides, only to fall sick later and start soliciting peanuts for their treatment from the public


ALL THE CURRENT G-WAGON AND RANGE-ROVER SPORT CREW SHOULD PLEASE TAKE NOTE....

CCsurplus007:


Not all students will read and have first class bro. Some people are just disposed to leadership roles. Later you will complain there is no union to fight for students right. some Nigerians can never be satisfied #RIP bro

Where in my post did I say anything about 1st class? .... No one is talking about student leadership here... If you are up-to-date on current political events in this country, you should know that this NANS has pitched tent with one presidential candidate.... Please how is that part of fighting for students' rights? Please get all your ducks in a row, so that you don't mislead yourself and the public.

palma:


Sorry to disappoint you most ladies dont makeup to attract men but because they liked it. If you meet a girl and take her swimming on her first date it wont diminish her beauty and i know lots of ladies that swim. I am a makeup artist and married with two wonderful kids, makeup or not my husband appreciates me which is enough, so makeup does not stop a man from marrying whoever he likes, sorry to say this but makeup is not a new thing ask your mum she'll tell you how tiro was considered the in thing in those days. If you find my comment offensive sorry in advance.

Ok


Nice movie script.....

NEXT !!!!

Accusations everywhere


A lie here, a lie there, lies everywhere !!!


THE ONLY TRUTH IS THAT GEJ IS RELOCATING TO OTUEKE COME MAY 29 2015!!

Craze really fits this guy




Na for him head I sabi say madness sef na God-given talent

Wow


Make-up deceiving men since 0.0001 bc



This is why it is always advisable to take a girl swimming on your first date with her.... That way you can ascertain the true degree of 'Karashika', before you fully commit yourself

Students who are supposed to be reading in their various campuses, decide to abandon that purpose and become political campaign errand-boys...Now See as the dude don die like fowl


RIP to him tho....

Let the rest take a cue and calm down..... If they are really that much in need of quick money, they should simply go to Malaysia and sell their kidney

Person wey buy motor no snap pishure with am... Na one over-bleached mofo wey stand like fuel-attendant near motor, carry the amebo enter town




Once again, I still ask..


Apart from acting, please what else does Ini do for a living


TILL I GET ANSWER... I RESERVE MY COMPLIMENTS !!

Amandobolt:
sorry, its a Samsung pad. I slept with it cuz I was doing a search with it on ma bed

Ok

So you were on your bed cuddling your 'Samsung iPad' when the thieves tore the net, removed the louvres, and somehow took your fones ? ... You definitely must have been dead, if you didn't hear anything


Dude, them tell you say we get tribal marks for brain?

Next movie jor

Where the Otueke drunkard has looted our excess crude account to the tune of almost sixty billion dollars, PDP are now raising hell over a generally unsubstantiated claim... Until we see the breakdown of what he intends to do with the 18 billion Naira, you cannot allege gross mismanagement of public funds...

I don't have enough energy to go into a rabid epistle like the poster above me, but one thing that hasn't dawned on GEJites is that this election isn't about APC or PDP...

NIGERIANS ARE TIRED OF GEJ. NO AMOUNT OF RABBLE-ROUSING, FINGER-POINTING, MUNDANE EPISTLES AND CHARACTER ASSASINATION WILL STOP THE MOLUE THAT WILL TAKE GEJ TO OTUEKE COME FEBUHARI 14!!

Sorry

Buh this your story get k-leg o.... Abeg which IPad is 10.1 inches? ... Hope say no be Samsung tab you dey call iPad, because the biggest iPad is 9.7 inches .... Also the 'iPad' was with you when you slept ... You mean you were sleeping when the boys opened your window and snatched your phones? ?....

Dude, please show us another movie.... We don see dis one before


Anyway, we thank God for the life of your 'iPad'...