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Sorry

Buh this your story get k-leg o.... Abeg which IPad is 10.1 inches? ... Hope say no be Samsung tab you dey call iPad, because the biggest iPad is 9.7 inches .... Also the 'iPad' was with you when you slept ... You mean you were sleeping when the boys opened your window and snatched your phones? ?....

Dude, please show us another movie.... We don see dis one before


Anyway, we thank God for the life of your 'iPad'...

This op na real assassin tho

So, after sending his girlfriend Kristina1 to the great beyond last night, him don already dey find another girl wey him go spoil her life


Na so life be sha.... Soldier go, soldier come, barrack remain

Lol

samflexxy:
you yourself no be bashing make you popular

Bashing kor, Bash Ali ni ..... I earned my rep mostly on front-page ....
I just occasionally stumble into Romanceland to 'bash' those who really need to be bashed.

Ok


The only sextion -


Where your pishure speaks louder than your words.... As long as you look like Kim Kardashian, being an imbeciile is perfectly ok ......

Where you gather enough rep by being a troll, psychopath, or intelligent poster, before diversifying and opening your own blog

Where being married doesn't stop you from poke-nosing in juvenile matters, thereby allowing small boys wey no get joy , rub your sanctimonious face in pigshit



PLEASE DONT QUOTE ME... I TYPED THIS CRAP UNDER UNDUE INFLUENCE

by their monikers, ye shall know them

twerkjack:
1.WHENEVER I MASTURBAT£..........I IMAGINE, IM THE GUY, AND I DO D PENETRATION ELSE I DNT CUUMM

2. WHENEVER I SLLEP...................I HAVE WET DREAMS, AND I CUMMM BEFORE DAYBREAK (WHICH IS SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH MEN)

3.WHENEVER IM IN A RELATIONSHIP.....I LOSE INTEREST IN THE GUY ONCE IVE BANGED HIM (NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LIKED HIM BEFORE)

4. WHENEVER IM IN DREAMLAND............. I SEE MYSELF AS A MAN WITH A WIFE AND 2 CHILDREN
5. WHENEVER IM ALONE.............CANT STOP MYSELF FROM THINKING ALOUD, AND SOMETIMES PPL THINK IM CRAZY... MATTER OF FACT, I FREAKED MA ROOMIE OUT SO MUCH SHE MOVED OUT SO PLZ PPL CAN I CALL ALL THIS..,..... PROBLEMS I NEED UR HELP!

NAIRALAND MOVIE GALLERIA

TODAY SHOWING- THE MURDER OF KRISTINA PREXXIE (2015)

STARRING-

PREXXIE- AS KRISTINA

UNIBENSTUDENT- AS MR CHRISTOPHER PREXXIE

KACHISBARBIE- AS CNN REPORTER

NAIJABOIY- AS SHERLOCK HOLMES

TINUBU- AS INTERNATIONAL OBSERVER

VICKKYB- AS PREXXIE'S FRIEND



GATE FEE- #1000 FLAT




POPCORN IS ON THE HOUSE!!

see betrayals, accusation, counter-accusation, even suspected murder inside this ogbonge thread



This thread is definitely going to win an Oscar..... The storyline crazy gan

elantraceey:
Fear fear

Iffa hear.... See as ordinary bashing thread don turn CSI. ....

Shey you no dey watch Al-jazeera? .... Na this matter be their current 'breaking news'

' NIGERIAN YOUTHS CYBERBULLY DEPRESSED GIRL INTO COMMITTING SUICIDE' .....

E be like say this Indian film don dey turn to manslaughter case


* hides behind palm-tree and continues observing, sees truckload of MOPOL rushing into thread, vamooses and unfollows thread *

Ok


I will comment later


Lemme go and see action film in prexxy1's thread

This her nose tho ... See as e wide like oil-pipeline




Her name should be Nosa Halimah Abubakar

Since when did fat people start flaunting themselves? ?



Curve kor, torch ni

kristina1:
Is dat all??
Tell her to criticise wisely.

Ok, sweerie


Prexxy1, please employ polite language when criticizing peeps.... You are not talking to goats or camels... Thanks and God bless

kristina1:
U dnt wanna go dat lane with me,mr

Which lane Brt abi keke napep .... Park for inside gutter jor

The girl just made a celestial observation... Instead of you and your 'hyping' associates to show your classiness and ignore, you and your goons deem it fit to verbally descend on her


Simply tell her to mind her business, not insult her... ONLY CHEAP ARISTOS INSULT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SPOIL THEIR MARKET.

Aristos be like

kristina1:
D op is not only useless but senseless..
She go soon get hyper on top dis matter

Ok

Op's heart has been broken by one nl sharp guy ...... My heartfelt condolences go out to you, sweerie



Happy advising tho, if it will help you deal with the unsavory incident

tosyne2much:
10 Types Of Suspected Nairalanders Dating Each Other

1. Unibenstudent & __Kristina1_______

2. Naijaboiy & __marieolae_________

3. Tosyne2much & _skywalker888___________

4. Chibwike & ____irunubo__________

5. Chimerase2 & __ _____________

6. Dechandel & _ronald4lif______________

7. Nickz & _VickyyB____________

8. Tinubu & _______________

9. Englishmart & __ireneony___________

10. Farano & ___ _____________

Hahahahahahahahaha

Trust me, I can fill in the blank but I will not.

The gods have filled it for you ..... Rejoice and be glad

Op

Stay out of their business... If the guy's mother feels too strongly about an oyinbo daughter-in-law, let her deal with it herself...

Btw

I thought it's friends who ask mums to help them talk to their sons, not the other way round ..... That family must be a real big mess

spanzed:
In the early 90s
That was the beginning
Mama had me
She was definately smiling
Finally a boy
She was very very happy
She prayed for those with the love of her life eh
She called me grace
She called me blessing
She looked into my eyes
Called me love of her life
I wish I could go back and feel what she felt...
She goes on her knee
And tell God how she felt eh

Happy birthday to me....God bless my new age#more blessings I pray for lord#Thank you'all well wishers
Cc:
Naijaboiy
Marieole
Tosyne2much
Cooljoe
Mzgracie
Rozzay
Mizmycoli
Farano
Lanicky
Karischabarbie
Priscaoge
Ggrin
Vickins
Iceberliyn
Englishmart
Irishkez
Kristiana1
Unibenstudent
Echobee
Seun
Amefrica
Tinubu
Sammyhoe
And to the entire Nairaland family...help me manage this E-cake more to come when the party officially starts

Happy Birthday... wishing you all you wish yourself

Ok


Question op should be asking is:


What type of prostitute is marriageable?

Because almost every grown girl is guilty of one act of prostitution or the other... Ashawo no be until you stand for road dey find customer... Any act of sex outside marriage, followed by material gratification of any kind, is plain prostitution..

Besides, since the guys are not saints themselves, what moral basis do they even have to call someone's daughter a 'prostitute'?

Summary of the matter... WE ARE ALL PROSTITUTES, BUT SOME ARE MORE PROSTITUTE THAN THE OTHERS

Summary of this obscene debate....




Both prostitutes and runs girls get you to the same 'destination'... But the prostitute is cheaper, safer, and less complicated than the runs girl

twerkjack:
AND UR JUDGY SELF FEELS ITS BETTER THAN HER? GET A LIFE

Yes ma

Your new pishure is cute tho

twerkjack:
CHINEKE KPO GI OKWU, IBERIBE!!!!!

nkita ara lachakwa gi anya dia


If you wanna get acquainted, please do it civilly ... Abusing me won't make me take more notice of you

tosyne2much:
you no see how ladies dey para for this thread.. Chaiiii

As the rain don dey fall so, all of dem don dey find umbrella to cover head

Na so life be sha

naijaboiy:
Yea...right on point.

They are the ones who'll be shouting "Romance Section is full of immature guys...go to the auto section and see real men"

Many of them don get maga from that section wella

I know two sef,,but them go come here dey make noise.

No mind the mofos.... Na one day monkey go go market, wey e no go return

Ok

What most women really want:

1- money
2- more Money
3- plenty money
4- limitless money
5- all your money
6- a functioning preeeek (please note that this is optional)


Ask the Aristos in this section... Them go help me confam am

chimerase2:

I dey find wife u go help me?

Trust not in man... Put all thy trust in Yahweh ... He disappointeth not