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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Date A Guy in The Same Class With You In School?? by thiefnubu(m): 11:10am On Jan 27, 2015
Ok

Op softnipples


Are you as soft in the brain as you are soft in the nippples?


If not

Give the guy a chance to harden your soft nippples embarassed

Love can be found anywhere except the grave angry
Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Shares Another Loved Up Selfie Of Herself And Hubby (Timi Dakolo) by thiefnubu(m): 11:05am On Jan 27, 2015
veave:




Be.careful.what.you.wish.for


Be. careful. what. you. pokenose. in
Romance / Re: Which Is by thiefnubu(m): 10:58am On Jan 27, 2015
Ok



Woo her into bleeping her


Then fucck her brains out angry


Then She would be the one caring about and loving you to pieces embarassed



A GOOD FUCCK ALWAYS BRINGS LOVE

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Shares Another Loved Up Selfie Of Herself And Hubby (Timi Dakolo) by thiefnubu(m): 10:56am On Jan 27, 2015
veave:




Theif...

If I can't have them, can I have you then? cry


If desirable isn't available, then available becomes desirable...


So I fit try manage you for the time being cry
Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Shares Another Loved Up Selfie Of Herself And Hubby (Timi Dakolo) by thiefnubu(m): 10:51am On Jan 27, 2015
The babe's nice smile, the dude's nice watch cry




Can I have the babe and the wrist-watch please? embarassed



Timi can be sent to Maiduguri for all I care.... angry

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Mo’cheddah Looking Hot In Denim Jumpsuit by thiefnubu(m): 11:31am On Jan 26, 2015
killuminati:
thief'nubu grin

Killuminati grin
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Keep Your Relationship Happy by thiefnubu(m): 9:56am On Jan 26, 2015
Romance / Re: 7 Unfair Situations Guys Get ladies Into by thiefnubu(m): 9:54am On Jan 26, 2015
Ok
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Win A Girl's Heart by thiefnubu(m): 9:45am On Jan 26, 2015
Ok

10 ways to win a girl's heart

1- Show her the money
2- Show her the money
3- Show her the money
4- Show her the money
5- Show her the money
6- Show her the money
7- Show her the money
8- Show her the money
9- Show her the money
10- Show her your 29 inches abunna embarassed ( this one is optional sha)


END OF STORY

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Romance / Re: Mistakes Ladies Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by thiefnubu(m): 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2015
eruditebabe:

U really are a thief @ ur monika. U hv stolen d attention frm d op's write-up. U hv more likes than he does and to be frank, yours makes more sense. Lol.

grin that's what I specialize in... Stealing the shine from people's write-ups....
Politics / Re: Nine Soldiers, 56 Insurgents Killed In Failed Maiduguri Invasion by thiefnubu(m): 7:46pm On Jan 25, 2015
okpamson15:
Picture or i no believe. Show us how cameron the show us or...

Why don't you go to Maiduguri and take the pishure yourself? angry


Product of a leaking condom undecided

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Politics / Re: Nine Soldiers, 56 Insurgents Killed In Failed Maiduguri Invasion by thiefnubu(m): 7:45pm On Jan 25, 2015
RIP to the fallen heroes


May their labor never be in Vain

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Romance / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by thiefnubu(m): 7:33pm On Jan 25, 2015
"He who findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor from God"
( Proverbs 18:22)

Since you already find her so amazing, please do go ahead and marry her because You might not be lucky enough to find someone like her again


An amazing woman is one of the scarcest things to find on this earth right now.... They are almost extinct.... So please don't let go of the one you have found... Whether you know her ex or not is irrelevant at this point


GOD BLESS YOU
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gorgeously Steps Out In Dazzling Outfit by thiefnubu(m): 7:00pm On Jan 25, 2015
Nice outfit


Tho she looks finer than her original self cry



The editor of this pishure deserves an award embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Ex Kogi Gov Audu Abubakar Gets Married To A Much Younger Lady by thiefnubu(m): 3:22pm On Jan 25, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked embarassed shocked shocked shocked


Indeed


MONEY MAKETH WOMEN MAD angry

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Ekeinde Celebrates 20 Years On Stage In Lavish Ceremony In Abuja (Pics) by thiefnubu(m): 3:03pm On Jan 25, 2015
badassProdigy:

who tell u say Uti nah gay, u knw go ask Seon... grin
All the dogs and goats in my hood know that Uti is gay.. cry


If you tink say I dey lie, ask any goat or dog nearest to you embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Ekeinde Celebrates 20 Years On Stage In Lavish Ceremony In Abuja (Pics) by thiefnubu(m): 2:40pm On Jan 25, 2015
What an ageless beauty... After 4 kids, she is still looking better than most of our Nairaland 'Virgins' cry

Her boobsies in that third pishure tho embarassed grin .....


Anyway


Apart from gay Uti, I am worried about Yobo and the other dudes... Some of them for don dey fight massive erectionns embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth Puts On Shirt And Skirt (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 2:19pm On Jan 25, 2015
Good for his bank account


At least he wouldn't need to buy different clothes for himself and his wife


Her wardrobe is his wardrobe and vice versa cry

Btw

I just hope that this guy isn't gradually announcing his gay status cry... Because na like this e dey start embarassed .... From the pishure below to this.... Hmmm

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by thiefnubu(m): 11:47am On Jan 25, 2015
Dapresident:
like I said earlier stop talkin n learn

Why don't you shut up, read my reply again, learn from it or criticize it....



There is a reason why you have two eyes and one mouth... Please Use it in that ratio grin

Have a hapi Sunday
Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by thiefnubu(m): 11:47am On Jan 25, 2015
Dapresident:
like I said earlier stop talkin n learn

Why don't you shut up, read my reply again, learn from it or criticize it....



There is a reason why we have two eyes and one mouth... Please Use it in that ratio grin

Have a hapi Sunday
Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by thiefnubu(m): 11:32am On Jan 25, 2015
Dapresident:
wen u get married and ur pregnant wife is forced to wear loosed cloth due to her state until den will u undastand why oma is wearin dt... So till den stop seekin attention bro and learn in anticipatn...

Dude, there are a lot of loose fitting and comfortable dresses which a pregnant woman can wear which will still adequately cover her breasts.... You are talking about her 'state'... Whatever 'state' she is in doesn't warrant her opening her breasts like that undecided


If her bwests are swollen due to the pregnancy, then she should have gotten a bigger bra to contain them, and worn a dress that would adequately portray her marital status.....

Unless you want to tell me that her bwests need air because she is pregnant, I suppose you now know that you are the one seeking unreasonable attention

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by thiefnubu(m): 9:09am On Jan 25, 2015
Ok

OMAWUNMI SHOWS OFF BWESTS WHILE MEETING WITH GEJ

So of all the clothes that she has, it's this cleavage-revealing one she chose to wear to go and see our president undecided .....inspite of her pregnancy, she still wan seduce our president, so that she fit collect her own share of national cake!

See how her bwests are almost popping out of that gown shocked.....Na who talk say married pregnant woman no dey do runs? undecided

GEJ did well this time sha... See how he deliberately and painstakingly removed his eyes from those well-packaged boobsies grin

This singular act almost made me decide to vote for him on Valentine's Day.... But on second thought, I realized he is better off fishing in Otueke angry

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Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe Etim Looking Fierce In New Photos by thiefnubu(m): 9:07am On Jan 25, 2015
b0rn2fuck:
nah u dey talk like this? What do you expect ugly babes to display if not boob and nyanshes to get attention?

Make dem display good character and a small amount of boobsies and nyansh.... Na For God hand dia case dey o grin

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Religion / Re: Nairalanders In Pastor Osinbajo's Church by thiefnubu(m): 8:28am On Jan 25, 2015
olrotimi:
your moniker though....... conflicting with your signature. Anyways, be a good fella on the thread, today is the Lord's day. hehehehh

When you quote me, you see the true moniker.... It's a deliberate act of deception grin

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Politics / Re: A Letter From A Disappointed Buhari Supporter. by thiefnubu(m): 8:05am On Jan 25, 2015
Another Wolf in sheep's clothing


Please go and dieundecided

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Religion / Re: Nairalanders In Pastor Osinbajo's Church by thiefnubu(m): 8:03am On Jan 25, 2015
Observing

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Impostor Allegedly Dupes Lagos Politician by thiefnubu(m): 7:45am On Jan 25, 2015
Ok


The story isn't complete jor


Oga Aeroland failed to tell us how he intended knacking someone's pregnant wife after the show..... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe Etim Looking Fierce In New Photos by thiefnubu(m): 4:15am On Jan 25, 2015
She looks decent, composed, dignified and beautiful embarassed


Not like all those other actresses who specialize in displaying stretch-marked boobsies and expired Ikebe undecided


Please Cossy, Halima, Tonto and all the in-house Aristos in this forum should please learn from her..... There is much more beauty in decency and composure than in showing off slacked bwests and shapeless expired bumbums angry

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Adaeze Yobo's Baby Shower by thiefnubu(m): 4:11am On Jan 25, 2015
When I tell my friends that I have a weakness for heavily pregnant beautiful married women, them dey look me like say I don craze cry





See how radiant, sexy, and edible this girl is looking....sex appeal everywhere embarassed


Please don't label me a pervert... At least this is better than being gay angry

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