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Romance / Re: How Couples Should Share Financial Responsibilities In The Home. by thiefnubu(m): 1:05pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
UchihaMadara: na so o.... But I am still active in the politics section... I just come here to cool down my high temperature..... |
Romance / Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 7:40am On Jan 22, 2015 |
austinbrown:hahahhaha Na to bone her side o, pretend like say you no even dey hear wetin she dey talk.... If she wan marry am, make she dey go na.... Wey plenty young and fresh blood full ground |
Politics / Re: Buhari's School Certificate: How Real? by thiefnubu(m): 7:37am On Jan 22, 2015 |
southsouthman: Mr Professor, please where on the certificate did it say that the date on it was the date it was requested? Your intelligence is really unsurpassed..... So for someone who wrote his SSCE in 1961, you are implying that his certificate should have been ready in 1959 or 1960 Your parents must be really proud of you |
Romance / Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 3:31am On Jan 22, 2015 |
NYSC / Re: Seven Categories Of Corps Members You Will Find In Any Orientation Camp. by thiefnubu(m): 10:58pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok Not yet a Corper So I will just pretend to understand what you guys are saying, learn one or two things, and later on edit this post and say something very silly when this topic hits frontpage 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari's School Certificate: How Real? by thiefnubu(m): 8:45pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok He took the exam in 1961 when Katsina state was still part of Kaduna state...Going by the fact that it wasn't until recently that WAEC certificates started being ready in a year or two, it's very probable that this certificate was issued when the new Katsina state had been created. So it had to bear the new state of issue, even though he wrote the exam in the old Kaduna state. Same thing applies to the school name issue....The certificate was issued when the school's name had been changed, so the school had to be referred to by its new name About his passport... Do you really expect a passport taken in 1961 to still be clear and legible? .... The passport you see now isn't a 1961 passport, but one which has been affixed to authenticate the document, and show who the document is referring to... JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015 31 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why I Kissed Dating Goodbye: The Hell Called Relationship. Story By ISHIAMU by thiefnubu(m): 8:36pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok In other words.... Op has finally come out of the closet He is now officially GAY 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Do Good Guys fall for Bad Girls? by thiefnubu(m): 8:32pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok Elementary physics Like poles repel...... And unlike poles attract |
Romance / Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 7:56pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Bisolarh:it wasn't beef Some things just had to be said.... And life continued |
Romance / Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 7:29pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Bisolarh: We are not exactly friends.... But we are not and never have been enemies either 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 9 Types Of Women Men Avoid. by thiefnubu(m): 7:22pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok |
Romance / Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by thiefnubu(m): 6:09pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice 1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status... 2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap 3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc 4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps' 5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN 233 Likes 17 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Open Letter To Ladies by thiefnubu(m): 5:53pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
dorlapoh20: Ok DULLapoh20, I have taken notice of your existence Your moniker says it all, so I will nicely let this pass |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Davido Acquires Brand New 2015 G Wagon (benz) And Range Rover (evogue) by thiefnubu(m): 5:47pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok |
Romance / Re: My Open Letter To Ladies by thiefnubu(m): 5:42pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
OK Summary of the epistle Girls, your dress determines how you are addressed.... NEXT!!! |
Romance / Re: How Couples Should Share Financial Responsibilities In The Home. by thiefnubu(m): 5:40pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok Op Please how do they share the responsibility of childbirth? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: See How A Nigerian Girl Reacts When She Has Hooked A Rich Mugu by thiefnubu(m): 5:32pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Ok Now we know that was how she reacted when she met you NEXT BULLSHIIT JOR |
Romance / Re: When You Chat Like This With Your Lady... by thiefnubu(m): 5:11pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Yeah That's how we chat when we have had enough of her commodity.... We are indirectly telling her to move on and leave us the fucck alone 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: MTN Who Deserves To Be A Millionaire Winner Pockets N50 Million Apartment by thiefnubu(m): 12:44pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
mya1: But I don't know you personally So, my point still stands > |
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Glows In Floral Outfit,hit Or Miss? by thiefnubu(m): 8:31am On Jan 21, 2015 |
Awwwwwwww She looks so cute and decent..... This is so much relief, after Amber Rose with her devilish pishures has kept my preeeek in a state of rigid standby for days CHIKA ROCKS 16 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Pour Out Ur Regrets***here*** by thiefnubu(m): 9:28pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
SkinnyDude: Franca from France Are you satisfied now? |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Ask A Guy Out? by thiefnubu(m): 9:23pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
A girl once asked me out.... She told me to leave her house So the answer is no... Ladies, please keep your 'asking out' to yourself If we want you, we will let you know 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Pour Out Ur Regrets***here*** by thiefnubu(m): 7:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
delishpot: Only worried about pregnancy..... The #450 HIV home test-kits are easy enough to apply.... My and my boo are both regular blood donors and certified std free.. Been this way for 5years. |
Romance / Re: Pour Out Ur Regrets***here*** by thiefnubu(m): 7:27pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
seankafor:yup It is yet to fail me.... Tho some peeps allege it failed them |
Romance / Re: Pour Out Ur Regrets***here*** by thiefnubu(m): 7:10pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I regret the day I bleeped Franca without using a condom... I had to part with my last #300 naira for her to buy Postinor 2 Really, really sad day for me.... If I had known, I would have given her just a glass of salted water *weeps uncontrollably |
Celebrities / Re: Oando Filling Station Guts Fire In Nkpor,anambra State by thiefnubu(m): 7:04pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Ok |
Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why Women Remain In An Abusive Relationship by thiefnubu(m): 6:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why Women Remain In An Abusive Relationship by thiefnubu(m): 6:13pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Ok Table turned.... Why women remain in abusive relationships, WHERE THEY ARE THE ONES ABUSING THE MEN 1- Most women are control freaks... Once they get in the driving seat of a man's life, they would rather 'die in power' than let go. ;'( ..... Give some women a handshake, and before you know it, the handshake has gone beyond the elbow 2- It massages their ego... Although most women wont admit it, having their man by his balls increases their feeling of self-worth... Beating up or assaulting their husband surely gives some of them that sense of invincibility and gender equality that they so unreasonably crave 3- Bragging Rights- I doubt there are many things that are more gratifying to a woman, than being able to brag to her friends, that her hubby cannot give her nonsense, because he knows that she won't take it. She will then be hailed as being 'correct', and will become her friends' chief relationship adviser.... That's how most ladies land in trouble... By taking advice from these kind of women. 4- Freedom of unbridled cheating.... Most 'remote controlled' husbands have absolutely no say in their wife's life.... So Madam can always bleep anyone, anywhere, anytime, and the husband will always be like an Arsenal fan... Perpetually praying for the best, but never quite getting it 5- Some crazy women get a sexual high from abusing and assaulting their man.... The same way some women cum when they just have their Tips squeezed, or get lightly kissed behind their ears, so also some woman achieve an insane sort of orgasm from battering their spouses _ |
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