See as Bovi take style insinuate himself into being noticed by GEJ


I Would have done same, but my ancestors and unborn children will curse me if I do anything to identify with the clueless doctor from Otueke...




Bovi, nice one sha..... Maga don pay

Yup, you really need to concentrate on your studies... Just See as you dey write like scavenger




Please leave the kitten and get an education..... You really do need it

My craziest pick-up line




Baby I love you, talk your own

Op

STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL TO FUCCK HER


1- Make sure your Bed is cosy enough... In a player's room, the Bed is to take dominance... Get a nice soft mattress, a padded bedsheet, nice fluffy pillows, AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY ELECTRIC SOCKET IN THE ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED... she go always wan charge her phone, so she gats always sit on the bed.... From sitting, to relaxing, to cuddling a pillow, to lying down, na so you go take reach the Federal Capital..

2- Don't try too hard... Most girls can smell a desperate dude from a mile away... Even if the konji is killing you, act unconcerned.... Just cuddle her, stroke her hair, work her up till when she expects you to kiss her... Then platonically disengage from her, and put on a movie for you both to watch... Believe me, the next time she finds herself in your arms, she will be the one offering her lips for you to kiss... Even at that, don't rush... Don't just go for her pants like a cave-man, let the mood extend to the point that she is the one tugging at your belt and trying to pull your trousers, and you be the one sweetly telling her to calm down, and take things easy... By this time, the gateway to your destiny is wide open, wet, and anxious for you to come in

3- Get a bottle of Spanish fly or put weed in the indomie you cook for her... Both are aphrodisiacs, which will make her so fucck-hungry that she might just be the one to jump on you and tear your boxers to pieces...



DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER RESULTS MAY ARISE FROM THE APPLICATION OF THE ABOVE PIECES OF ADVICE

drlawizle:


So one can also insure a house too?

Of course, anything is insurable..... Life, cars, buildings, jewellery etc.... Not to long ago, a certain American musician even insured her legs

See as him hair be like madman toothbrush




Buh the dude is hustling good.... And God will always bless such hustle



The same way he will always bless mine

Konji na real baskad



As no girl gree answer am for this section, na im make am wan dey try reconcile with his dead girlfriend


AFTER U DON BETRAY HER, YOU STILL WAN FUCCK HER.... IS THAT HOW YOU USED TO DO? ...... Vaseline and Premier Soap is always there to fix your predicament


PLEASE STOP FAMZING AROUND, AND GET A JOB..... Even if na Gala and Lacasera you dey sell for inside hold-up for Third Mainland Bridge, e better pass all this Ashawo 10kobo wey you dey do for here

Hope no life was lost sha.... Imagine being burnt to death in a night club
That person's hell-fire would have started right from here


Anyway

I just hope that building is insured against fire risks.... Building a house from scratch unassisted isn't very easy these days

All I see is.........





CHILD ABUSE


BIG THING TRYING TO GET INTO SMALL HOLE

Ok


So if she is 'Mrs Right', that means she is already married to 'Mr right'



Is the op encouraging wife-snatching or what?

A simple, old-fashioned 'no, go fucck yourself' would have spared her all this long and winding epistle.


What she has done is like traveling from Lagos to Ibadan via Togo...


Truth is, a girl who is dead serious about the breakup, won't consider the guy worth the hassle of writing such family saga ....


What all this grammar has succeeded in showing is that the babe is just badly hurt, and a well arranged 're-toasting' will settle the matter

Ok

This is 'reason season' ........

Reasons everywhere

Op, please can you give me 25 reasons why you copied and pasted an article, and didn't bother to edit it and arrange it well to make for easy reading

elantraceey:


Mr Ok

I don edit am jor...

Ok

MORE THINGS GUYS DO AFTER BREAKUP


He stalks her both online and offline.... These are the kind of guys who will be like 'so Angelina, it's because of this good-for-nothing guy that you broke up with me ba? . We haven't even properly broken up yet, and you are already hanging out with him, and using his pishure as your bbm dp...is that how you used to do?...


He tries to muddy her character everywhere he goes.... After the breakup, that's when he would choose to tell his friends that her puna smells like rotten fish, that she once put salt in indomie, that she is too noisy during sex, etc... That's when the dude will be like, "No mind that smellos bitcch jor.. Thank God say I don escape from am... Na the unfortunate guy wey go marry am, na im i dey pity sef"

He keeps eyeing his phone anxiously, expecting her to call and beg him .... After breaking up with her in a James Bond style, his liver no come gree am continue with the break-up, especially when he doesn't see another girl to fucck for some weeks... This is the kind of dude who will hide his number and start flashing the girl's number, calling and not saying anything, and finally muster the stupid liver to call her and say, 'Jennie, you no say you no dey try at all, since wey we break up, you no even fit call to say hi? .... Na wa o, na so our quarrel reach?

elantraceey:

Worapun

Ok

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND



She now barbs lowcut, thereby removing the need for me to always part with hairdo money


She never says no to sex.... Anywhere, anytime, anyhow,... Though her hyper sex-drive is now beginning to scare me sha

She can cook Jolof Rice excellently

She now farts much more than me.... We so bombard each other with farts... We fart so much that at a point, we will have to open the room's windows and take a long stroll, before we come back and continue the farting from where we stopped

She doesn't say she loves me.... This is the best thing I like about her.... We like each other much, but we keep the 'I love you' bullshiit out of it... This makes me feel more at ease with her, than I have ever been with any other girl.

Ok

Op

He haf chop, clean mouth, and run away


My condolences


I wish you better luck next time

emusmith:


Nice points Bro.

Tanks

Ok


Let's add some Sugar to the Op's tea

MORE MISTAKES THAT LADIES MAKE WHEN THEIR GUY CHEATS ON THEM



1- Embarking on a revenge mission just to give themselves a false sense of justice... Two wrongs never make a right.... Just because he cheated on you with your bestie doesn't mean that you should go out of your way to fucck the living daylight out of his best friend too ..... For your information, men aren't the ones who are called 'hoes' when they become a public commodity.... Women are .... So don't sacrifice your dignity on the alter of blind vengeance... After all the Bible says, 'Vengeance is of the Lord's'

2- Crying and asking him what you have done to deserve this... Many girls do this when they are so besotted with the dude, that they let their common-sense fly out the window.... You don't have to do or not do anything for your guy to cheat... Asking him why he cheated is like asking him 'why did the chicken cross the road?' .... If you think you can't bear it, simply dump his sorry asss and move on to better things...

3- Complaining to your Pastor.... This sounds funny, but many girls actually go this far... Fornication is already a sin on its own, now you report to your pastor, who in turn brings in the Holy Ghost to come and settle issues between you fornicators. The thunder that would soon fire both of you is doing press-up.

4- Stubbornly refusing to accept a sincere and unreserved apology.... To err is human, to forgive divine... If the dude is really showing remorse and has clearly made up his mind not to go down that path again, don't be hard on him, else he just might change his mind again, and tell you to go to hell ... Point is, if u want to dump him, dump him fast. If you want to forgive him, please forgive him with as little drama as possible.

Ok


My contribution to the Op's Ministry...



1- Your personal desires/interests become secondary.. The 'family' now takes precedence..... You learn to seriously cut down on impulse purchases, buy family friendly commodities, e.g, instead of buying a 2-seater Porsche as your only car, 'family' sense dictates you get a space wagon or comfortable saloon first, then later indulge yourself with whatever mini-car you fancy.

2- Your life is no longer yours.... Gone are the days when you can travel from Lagos to Abuja in 4 hours, taking unnecessary risks and embarking on worthless life-threatening adventures. Now you have a family who expect you home everyday, and kids who expect you to live long enough to fully bring them up and at least carry their own kids.

3- You definitely have to cut down or totally do away with all those side-chicks.... Family is an expensive enterprise, and cheating while married is even more expensive both financially and emotionally.....

4- You get used to the idea of hitting one puna for the rest of your life... Never mind all those peeps who grandly carry on about mind-blowing marital sex... Truth is, no matter how good the sex is between you and your wife, lethargy and familiarity will surely set in... You get to become too familiar with the length, breath, depth,width and smell of her kitten, while she becomes tired of your 4 inch rod boring into her almost every day.

5- You have to quit or at least properly hide all those bad habits which can set a bad example for your kids... It is now that you have to learn how not to smoke your weed in the house, pick your nose indiscriminately, or other such attitudes which you would not like your kids to emulate... Also you have to give up those bad habits because you definitely don't want to give your wife more trouble.... She already has enough on her hands bringing up the kids... Trying to tame and correct a fully grown adult shouldn't be added to her worries

fijiano202post=:
They love the way our legs look in skirt and shorts. They love the
way we cross our legs and they love to admire our knees. Despite the wide- spread stereotype about slim girls, men really love strong hips! They give a signal
of your fertility and femininity. If you don’t have long legs, don’t worry. Make sure you provide your legs with
good treatment and any guy will notice them. I moisturize my legs each day and
take care of my pedicure every other week. I don’t have long legs, but my
partner says that my legs are more beautiful than long ones.

Op


Please be honest with me


Are you male, female or animal?

Or are you gay?

Ok

What I notice


The Ball possession and the Arsenal only


Nothing else consyn me

GEJ should just bow out honourably..... The same overwhelming wind of public opinion that pushed him into Aso Rock in 2011, is the same one that is now pushing him into Otueke...


Instead of trying to further aggravate the already angry masses by trying something as stupiid as postponing the elections, he should just face the impending loss at the general elections like a man, and hand over Power to GMB as peacefully as it was handed over to him....


JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015

All PDP crowds are sponsored crowds

All APC crowds are real crowds, who have gathered to effect the needed CHANGE in our polity






End of story

RIP to the dead


This year seems to have started on a very horrible note... Too many people already dead, and we are not even out of January yet .... It is really portraying itself to be an unusually bloody year


God please protect your children, and please calm this year down ....why him come dey vex like this na?

Ok


Tell her you just joined the Army, and you have been posted to Bama


She will cry on your shoulders for hours, promise to love you forever, and immediately proceed into the arms of her assistant boyfriend.... After all, you are as good as dead


FINITO.... YOU HAVE RID YOURSELF OF THE ENCUMBRANCE

Happy Married Life