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Jokerman, humble kee you dia

Na you con humble las las

veekid:
Somewhere in Argentina

Are those people or ants?

NoFap123:
Check the FP thread, dem don roast were

I hope he doesn't deactivate. His mumuness makes this thread interesting

You shouldn't take his comments serious. The guy is a joke remember?

FirstbornWds:
Hahahah

Lol, I'm in party mood! Messi and Argentina have murdered sleep from my eyes tonight!

I promised you guys that we would sing Dorime if Argentina won. Cules, this is for you!:

Do ri me, Interimo ayapare, dorime
Ameno, ameno, Latire, latiremo
Dori me, Ameno, Omenare imperavi ameno
Dimere, dimere matiro, Matiremo, ameno
Omenare imperavi emunari
Ameno, Omenare imperavi emunari

ddippset:
First riddle,

Something is wrong in the picture below

Who can spot?

Baba dey pregnant with his seventh child

Congratulations to the GOAT; the god of football; La Pulga Atomica. By this win, he has officially distinguished himself from pretenders to the throne.

BTW, Messi has won significant trophies in 3 continents. He's done it in Europe, South America and Asia(Olympic) while Pendu has only done it in Europe, abi no be CR fans logic be this? Una dey ment.

Jokerman:
Even if Messi doesn't score or assist in the final?

Yes o. It doesnt matter. In fact for Messi, his status is already cemented, so nothing matters.

Moustache:
Na my phone or hesgoal is currently down?

Hesgoal is down

Jokerman, the long-awaited moment is upon us.

Wish us well

Kilishihunter:
One night, one chance

One dream to come true.

Wish him well.

Omo, the pressure on Argentina no be here o. Well, Argentina won the last match against Brazil in 2020, so this should help both Messi and the fans psychologically.

Ibukzy:
Di Maria can't defend and attack the same time, It would be better to start someone who can defend and curtail the run of Brazil full back, so at least when di Maria would be subed in, he would be able to play 30 minute with his full energy.
It is also better to have di Maria later in the game which might go on to extra-time than having someone like Nico gonzalez

You are right. The presence of Messi already puts extra defensive duties on his teammates as we all know that's not his forte. Including Di Maria early on may make Argentina like short one defensively against an attack minded Brazilian side.

The flip side is that, given that Brazil have the best defence in the competition, Messi will need quality creative support to function optimally and Di Maria is really the only one close to that same x-factor wavelength. So the risk is that Argentina might already be behind by the time Di Maria is subbed in later on.

Na Scaloni's main headache be this! Dont envy him at all, cos if any of the options backfires, people will say why didnt he adopt the other one.

The contenders are:

Sterling
Bonucci
Insigne
Kane

The award will go to any of the above that plays a starring role in the final. At the moment it's too close to call.

jpmoriarti:
The only thing that impresses me about him, is his non-footballing endeavors. I read yesterday that dude is a multi-millionaire, with lots of enterprising business adventures in Clothing and Real Estate. I was very happy after reading the story.

Man can't be having those Chris Brown looks for nothing na He's gotta milk those good looks for business. So I'm not surprised.

Even though we no dey too regard Braithwaite, I can already see the Barca effect on him. His passing and link up play for Denmark is top-notch and I'm impressed.

Jodera:
Lol... Arsenal had Martinez when they bought ospina, bought Cech and bought Leno. The thing is Martinez was/is a late bloomer cos even his few early years at arsenal was inconsistent unlike now(only very very very few arsenal fans can vouch that he'll turn out this good). It's not an easy decision to make when deciding keepers, cos both can't be seeing fair game time unlike outfield players (like your messi-dinho example). One needs to go, and it's not straight forward to let go of your best keeper after he was bought the previous season just because his deputy shone for just 2 months. I've never seen it done anywhere(you can prove me wrong with evidence). If Leno had underwhelmed before Martinez took over, I would have joined in blasting arsenal board, but like I earlier said, Leno was gunning for the club's best player prior to his injury. You know what it means for a keeper to gun for club's best player right?.

The decision looks stupid now sadly, but then every decision is a risk. One can't get every decision right.

Well, your comment just showcases Arsenal's lugubrious standards and fall from grace if a player like Leno can be gunning for their best player award. To be honest I cant remember him having a genuine outstanding season like even De Gea, Ter Stegen did few years ago let alone Allison, Neuer or Oblak. On the other hand, most Premier League followers do remember Martinez's spectacular exploits which was why eyebrows were raised by many at Arsenal's choice to let him go.

So like I said, within that 2 months of Martinez it was obvious to me and many others that he was better than Leno had ever been pre-injury. Taking a decision to allow him leave was therefore an unwise move and the Board should accept culpability. The signs were already there to help them make a right decision but were ignored to their detriment.

Kilishihunter:
That match was very funny, oga was waiting to take the match winning penalty so he could take off his shirt and run around like a headless chicken shouting and showing up abs but bravo shame am by dealing with his teammates

You are wicked! Very apt description.

Greatness by penalty was unheard of until Oga came to the party with him hypemen to elevate mediocrity to perceived brilliance. That they successfully hoodwinked millions of people shows that most people in the world are dummies.

bukatyne:
Who is the pretty boy with tile patterned suit?

How would someone be this fine with no dress sense?

All black would have been sweet on him and complemented his caramel skin. Or even a simpler design.

Fire your designer/wardrobe manager and hire me

Hope the person is not here, na joke I dey joke o!

Happy birthday RMD and congratulations.

Long life in good health to you.

Y

Isn't that Denola Grey?

Jodera:
As at then, it was very arguable.
Before Leno went to injury and Martinez replaced him, Leno or aubameyang was clear of winning arsenal player of the year. He was that good before his injury. Martinez seem a bit better wen he came, but in business sense you don't throw away someone you bought for good amount the previous season and who is also contender for the club's POTY just because your 2nd keeper (who is from your academy) put in impressive performance in just 2 months.

I hear you but this is more like a politically correct PR statement. The difference was obvious to an experienced eye, just like Ronaldinho while holding the world best title and carrying Barca already knew that Messi was better than him as at 2006. And events have proven him right since he made that statement.

It was already obvious to me that Martinez was more innately talented, how much more experienced football professionals? What has happened afterwards with both keepers has belied the competency of the decision makers at Arsenal.

Uniswap:
The foolishness when people say copa is a Mickley mouse cup

Even cr7 and his highly ranked Portugal could not pass Uruguay in World cup

And could also not pass Chile in Confederations cup

Jokerman:
Lol.... I'm doing exactly what y'all did at euros 2016

Well then, you should expect that what happened to Portu in 2016 will also happen to Argentina in Copa 2021

Even I can't complain about that

As of this morning, Messi has shot up to the top or top 2 of the Ballon D'or favorites by almost all of the major sport tabloids.

We all know those having heart attack over that.

Neimarjr:
Omo why you dy cry na??

You don't know? Messi's Copa exploits is a deep sword straight down CR fans soul. They can't stomach the thought that he's performing excellently for Argentina and now has a realistic chance of winning the 2021 Ballon D'or. So they are lashing out at anything they can find both the reasonable and unreasonable (mostly unreasonable tho).

Imagine one of them (Fergie) was saying this morning that Copa America exploits wasn't going to be considered for Ballon D'or. That's how desperate they've all become.

Jokerman:
I can't wait for Brazil to defeat Argentina...

Spain is out. England is going them today...

Anything that reeks of Barcelona support must lose....

Lol, So it's no longer stupid Colombia. Now you've moved on to Brazil

E go clear for your eye.

And pls, remember to pay Messi rent o cos he's the landlord of your heart.

Abeg make dem put Messi inside ice from now till Friday (Cryotherapy) so that Baba will be completely renewed for the big task ahead. He needs accelerated recovery!

Awesome01:
Messi is the only player with this record in 2021. (24) Man of the match awards.

Was he today's MOTM?

Kilishihunter:
Those Colombians that most of them look like bouncers and druglords, If they don't tackle you, they must hit you , if they don't hit you, they must drag your shirt, How Messi and lautaro managed to survive till extra time can only be attributed to God, Meanwhile there was one incident where Davison Sanchez dragged otamendi's shirt in the closing minutes, surprised the ref didn't say anything about it

Yeah you re right. By the way, Cuadrado is so arrogant with the way he kept bulldozing past the Argies left back (Acuna I think) at will. They couldn't take the ball off him. Same with the Colombian guy on the right.

TBH, I dont really like this Argentina tactic of sitting back immediately after scoring the first goal. It might have worked against Paraguay and Ecuador but it doesnt work against much more quality teams as seen against Chile and Colombia.

They need to maintain their tempo against Brazil for the most part and not just go off the boil cos Brazil are more clinical than others.

abduleez1:
Omo, I tell you. Today na first time wey I go balance watch their Copa America and Omo fear catch me for wetin I dey see for field. pure gidi gbo
Even their referee sef no send person message. Upon say the ref no wan show cards, match still accumulated over 10 yellows.

Their football na war.

tobiboss:
Can't believe Arsenal let him go and kept leno
He won them the FA cup that season

Arsenal were ultra stupid. He was obviously better than Leno.

Omo, South American football is not for the faint-hearted. D physical gbasgbos too much