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Lontorlooka:
I am not sure if my resume is the issue. No harm in seeing another person writing it for me though.

Any link to the professional cv writer ?

I spent 3 months after my bootcamp without getting a single interview. There was this HR lady on twitter claiming resume expert. I contacted her and she said 8k for CV and cover later. That resume did not get me a single interview even after a month. I kukuma stopped using it. My friend gave me his indeed login details where I have access to every kind of cv for every kind of job.

Na wetin I de use now.

My point is resume writing in Nigeria is also not the solution

I unfollowed and muted that HR lady on twitter and she never followed up to see if her service produced the necessary result

EreluRoz:
Why do you think he's a huge scam?
Care to explain?

Some Nigerians strongly believe he can fix the mess

I know he's your Lord and personal saviour, no amount of explanation can convince you.

Sha know that he's a scammer and patriotic Nigerians have rejected him

Does she mean God is Good? And does that mean she didn't fly?

Upon all her olosho work, she no fit use 200k buy flight ticket?

Thank God for her life sha


Next time, fly

I voted Atiku in 2023, and if elections were to hold today, I will still vote Atiku.

But if Atiku should by any means form a coalition with that lying fraudster that parades himself as the messiah, I'm voting Tinubu.

That fraudster should not be allowed to see the gates of Aso Rock. He's not even good enough to be a minister.

At best, he should be the chairman of National Bureau of Statistics. Even at that we will still have falsified figures.


Dude is a huge scam in every sense of the word.

Thunder fire anybody that wanted that scammer and liar on the good people of Nigeria.

Offline, they are wailing like most Nigerians. Online they are billionaires that can't be affected by the current situation.

The last election has shown that millions of Nigerians are fvcking dumb. Any body who ever believed or voted for Obi is a very dumb idiot...

Someone with zero political experience at the national level is who people wanted to be president.

I swear had that idiot won that election, Nigeria would have been 50xs worse than it currently is. They for don Kidnap the man gon gon

Ask Atiku, Mr. Candidate, how can you tackle the issue of incessant ASUU strikes?
Atiku will say if we do this and that, we are likely to see so so result because when I was vice president, we did this and that and we got so so result.

Ask Obi, Mr. Candidate, how can you tackle the issue of incessant ASUU strikes?
Obi will say in 2018, Thailand budgeted 35% of their money on education, that's about 35B dollars, this amounts to the total gdp of our total earnings. The man will just spew rubbish and then you see dumb folks clapping and cheering him

Tinubu no kuku grant any interview to avoid disgrace.

Again, Obi should not be anywhere near the presidency

bentenny:
🥱🥱🥱
Same thunder way nor fit cure ur hunger😂😂
From emilokan to ebi pawa ohh....you must learn a learn😂😂

E just de sweet me for belle say the Agulu lying fraudster no go smell that seat till him kpemeh. Na three things de pain you like this

1. Your nemesis na em be your president (our president)
2. Your lying, bald headed skunk from Agulu no go ever see Aso Rock gate, whether as president, vice or minister.
3. You de buy things expensive for market and you de wail each time.

At least I'm always pleased that the fraudster is not and will never be the president. That one alone na enough consolation for me

Tell me, wetin de console you for this whole matter like this?

BAT forever

Una go cry blood

bentenny:
Hello dear apc robot,the thread is about apc and their parallel election at Edo state!
Inform your master to always carry out proper servicing on you after too much usage to avoid this kind of malfunctioning 😛😛

Thunder destroy all supporters of the Agulu lying fraudster that parades himself as the champion of a new Nigeria. Thunder scatter all LP supporters and sympathizers. Thunder finish all those who made Emi lokan a reality, whether directly or indirectly

VULCAN:
Insanity is creeping close to this one.

He sees and hears things.

Labour Party Logo will be the last thing he sees before the madness takes him under

Thunder destroy all supporters of the fraudster that parades himself as messiah of a new Nigeria when the state he governed for 8yrs can't boast of quality roads. May thunder destroy all those who helped to make Emi lokan a reality, whether directly or indirectly

Thunder fire LP, it's presidential candidate and all it's allies

So as broke as we are told Nigeria is, people still get absorbed into the civil service on code?

After 1yr

Oga, go sleep

Una don edit the thing tire to balance up


Thief

I thought we agreed that we were all going to waste our votes on that fraudster to prove a point?


Why are we now the ones always bitter and complaining?.

May God bless PDP and APC supporters.

And may thunder destroy all supporters of that fraudster parading himself as messiah of Nigeria when the state he governed for 8yrs can't even boast of good roads.

Paraman:
senator, vice president and president.

Senator na rubbish compared to governor
Vice president na like deputy governor so him no go want..

Only president better pass governor and he has never showed interest for the position

Dude has gotten to the pinnacle of his political career.

Na Shuaibu still get work to do

Paraman:
He's so chidish. Just because shuaibu is exercising his right as a Nigerian. I doubt he can go far in politics with this kind of behavior.

Which far again weh pass governor?

The most overrated state in Nigeria

I can finish 6

We never reach anywhere igbo and edo people don de fight over who get the word

Even God in heaven knows that I will never choose any location ahead of Lagos to stay or work..

Lagos is ahead of Nigeria itself

I will take a 130k job in Lagos over a 150k job in Ibadan

It is different if I don't get an offer at all in Lagos, but if I do, I'm not thinking twice .

Lagos na the place abeg

Children of 8t and perdition, what sayeth thee?

Stop repaying the loan.

Let her clean up her own mess.

Even if that means going to prison or anything like that. Yes, it will be shameful in the beginning but with time, you'll look back and realized you did the best thing.

The more you keep repaying, the more she keeps collecting.

She'll destroy you and you will never grow.

When my parents were busy paying back the debts my useless brother was collecting to play bet9ja, I gave them this same advice but they didn't take it, today, they are regretting because the guy is so, so, so, so ,so useless right now. He's a condemned property.

He is only waiting for his death because everyone who knows him no longer give a damn about him.

And guess what? He still hasn't stopped playing but whenever he's indebted, he absconds for like 2-3 months, and then come back when the dust has settled.

Unlike previously when he has people to clean his mess.

My advice is aside the monthly upkeep, never ever pay back any loan for her.

But I know you'll never take this advice. Good thing is you'll learn the hard way.

Farmers will suffer and produce food, then government will tell them how much to sell it. Does it make sense?

The roads to their farms are terrible, herbicide/pesticides are extremely expensive, fertilizers are no go area.

Fulani herdsmen are grazing on their farm lands.

Yet, government still want to slash the little profit de make.

You will never understand what those people go through if you've never been to a farm

Let the farmers breath

Una no go let people hear word again because one rich man die?

Over hundred people died across Nigeria today in various circumstances.

Wigwe pass to die?

Abeg make this man news no make front page again

We don type RIP since Saturday.

Wetin make we do again?

Haba!

Mchearan:
I won't expose my details by joining WhatsApp thanks

Very good of you
Any small thing whatsapp group

Nairalander248:
16k for 112GB MTN for 30days. I mistakenly added Airtel 40GB for 5k, I am regretting coz I am not using it, their network is so bad

Share am give me
Their network is so good here in Ikotun

K

tishbite43:
If phone lost, nobody go see you

Go check the thread wey person forget Y9 for inside keke

Hahahaha
Werey

We no want

Go and train your onitsha main market boys

Nothing should be done on WhatsApp.

Na nairaland e start and na nairaland e go finish.

Meanwhile, FFS warns candidates of job scams

I once worked in a restaurant and in that toxic place, we all don't receive salary the same day.

Your payment is determined by the date in which you joined the place.


If you joined on the 18th of February, your first salary will be 18th of the following month

Same as the guy who joins on the 25th

K

I love lesbians, especially those fine fine ones with glasses.

Having a 3some with two lesbians is my sexual fantasy


But you see those ones weh de do nyash, na thunder go destroy them