₦airaland Forum

Apebo:
See this idiot. And you think you are better than them..? Who are you? I'm tied of fucking Igbo women and girls here. My next target is your mother and sisters.Your people can do anything for money.
Your people are experts in all sort of crimes in Nigeria and abroad just because of money.
Where is baby factories located..? Your indecent lives is such that you illegally breed human beings like chicken for sale. Waawa kawai..May God punish you there.

Ubanka da uwarka ne wawayu.
I'm not even from the south to begin with.
But Tiv girls are cheap prostitutes, it's a known fact, so deal with it. Igbo girls own even better say de de fuvk for better money. Tiv girls na as low as N200. Oneh, kanyi Kwa? Spits

Mvena:
Abeg no be all Tiv be Ashawo na

Na all Nigerians vote Buhari?
No be Una say majority carries the vote?
I don live for Makurdi b4 so I know wetin I de talk.
Come Abuja here come see wetin Tiv girls de use their lives do. I never see one weh no be okpo or upcoming okpo.

Mystery9:
So you open the thread just to insult my state. What an enemy of progress. May God have mercy on you.

The prayer should be may God have mercy on Benue state and Tiv people especially Amen

One of the poorest states in Nigeria.
And guess what? They are the so called food basket of the nation.

Whenever anybody tells you farming is the way forward, ask him to explain why Benue state
houses some of the poorest folks and keeps regressing.

I only opened this thread because I thought you wanted to tell us about the new "kwase" you fuvked. But alas, I was "amakad"

Tiv people and fvck are like Sodom and Gomorrah.

They start fvcking as soon as they are conceived. Yet, one obobo will go there and pick a wife. Tufiakwa!!!!

But wait, how did this make front page?

I don't know if this news is authentic but if it is, then I'm happy for her.

A husband is the crown of a woman.

Congratulations her

bash8936:
Sha na ur father go kon become president then.
Since u are against this and that...Nonsense!

Hopefully, I will mention you when the winner of the 2023 presidential election has been announced.

Sermwell:
You be mumu!! So God cannot fight for his right??

I try as much as possible not to quote people on this forum cos I don't know who is who but some comments reeks of idiocy.

Like you rightly asked, why can't God fight for his right?

He still won't be president come 2023.

On my birth certificate, it's 26th June. But in reality, it's 27th. Till date, I don't celebrate birthdays cos I don't know which of the two days to celebrate.

oweniwe:
Person can't just relocate nau. Relocation comes with lot of extra costs. Where I stay here now costs me 96k per annum but if I were to relocate to... Say Abuja or lagos or enugu, same house will cost 300-500k per annum to rent. I will still pay high NEPA bill on top

Like I said, I don't have that kind of money. Like I said, if I have 250k, I'll use it to invest in alternative power and no nepa bill

Lastly nothing is stable in nigeria. When I started, power supply was about 8 hours daily. After the recent grid collapses, only about 3 hours in the night. Ah area can have stable power supply now, next 6 months, the DISCO won't supply that area well again.

So alternative power supply is the way you go

Bros no vex oooo, abeg wetin this repackaging business de all about and how much capital fit start am? If you don't want to disclose it here, I can PM you. I really need to get hustling

Good for them.

I'm no redpill or something like that but by the special grace of God, I will never ever kneel down for any reason for a woman other than my mom. Whether to propose or apologize or for any reason, I won't kneel down. If you're not ok with my words, just Bleep off.

To think some people kneel down to ask a woman to be their liability is unimaginable. I mean, wtf?

I can do the normal eye service men do but kneel down to ask you to marry me? God forbid.

Again, I'm no redpill. In fact I'm a simp (by nairaland standard). But I won't do this, not in this lifetime or the next one.

ccollins:
then get a lawyer to helo u with the cac work. U can't be Jack of trades. U are not a laeyer, yet u want to do cac registration by yourself

Oga, I say I want login my dashboard and I de get error message. What will the lawyer do differently?

Issorrite

tmasolutions:
I'm also experiencing such. I think it's a general issue at the moment

I created an account on Sunday and reserved two business names. Now since Monday, I've been trying to login to check which of the two names has been approved in order for me to continue with my registration. But each time I try to login, I keep getting an error message. I don't know what the problem is

ccollins:
are u a lawyer

Nope, I'm not.
But I don't think not being a lawyer should stop me from at least logging in.

Don't you think?

Their forking business.


Someone should help me out...

I have been trying to login to my dashboard on the CAC portal for the past three days and I keep getting an error message. Even when I try to reset my password, I still don't get a link in my mail to reset it. What am I not doing right?

Someone should please help me

Oga, we know you just want your thread on front page in order to get plenty comments.

Nobody anywhere is disturbing you to get married. Even ladies that used to get such pressure no longer get disturbed. I opened this thread because I thought it was a lady cos I know they struggle with stuffs like this.

But your own case? Na lie!

Una go just wake up de cook up rubbish rubbish stories de drop for nairaland and na so the useless mods go just drag am dump for front page.

Trash!

UcLloyd:
u didn't have to quote the whole write up. Durumi selfcon cost between 200-250k. Lived there, light there is quite impressive

What about Gudu side?

I would have believed this report if it was from a credible source.

SaharaReporters don cast

Please, does anyone know the cost of one room self contain apartment in the Gudu district of Abuja?

This yeye old man weh de dip him finger inside him mouth make him hand wet all because him want turn to the next page

Which kind 18th century display be that? For national TV fa!

Meanwhile, I don't know if there's food stability sha, but I like the fact that food prices are going up.

To produce one seed of grain is not easy. It's 100% manual labour. We all know most if not all government policies like loans and other subsidies don't always get to those it's meant for. You must know someone that knows someone that also knows another person before you can benefit from any government policy in Nigeria. We weh no know anybody no de see even one seed of fertilizer.


Haven said that.....

if you're going out to protest tomorrow, please change the inscription on your placards to ""#endbadgovernance,
#restructurenigerianow"" or something like that. this #endsars is honestly starting to get stale.

#restructurenow
#endinjustice
#endbadgovernance

pocohantas:
Android users have been saying that for years. I bet it makes them sleep better at night.

Poco, abeg order one for me na. Make me sef use iPhone for once in my life.

Or you dash me your own make you buy another one.

Common, I know you can do it

Na beg I de beg

There's an old saying by Nigerian girls

"it is better to cry in a range rover than inside keke"

Now that you are inside the range rover, why can't you cry in peace?

I hope and pray you never get to see that little girl again, since you were stupid enough not to give her a good father

Rubbish

Make Una stop de share this kind news abeg.

Haba

As almighty poco don comment so, this thread go reach front page

FarahAideed:
https://www.nairaland.com/6162423/nigeria-2065-pics

Hahaha
Lmao

What did that guy smoke?

FarahAideed:
I almost swore for that dude

Lol
Give me a link to that thread please

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