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They are laughing and cheering him now.
If DSS or police invites him, same set of people will start wailing.


A threat to someone's life is a criminal offence, especially the number one citizen

Personally, if I'm not at least five years older than a lady, whatever we are doing is just for fun. I can't imagine myself having anything serious to do with an older lady, I just can't.

Age is not and can never just be number. I like respecting my elders, even if they are older with just a day. There's a way I want to be talking to my wife when she messes up and I can't do that with an older lady. I need a girl far younger than me so that i can always put her in her place.

But truth is having sex with an older lady is way sweeter than having it with a younger lady.

I was super happy for August Alsina when he fvcked Jada.. Dude made me proud.

Anything to hike the price of rice and agro products generally is welcomed by me.

You're pained? Go and farm

I will never vote again as long as Nigeria is ruled by blacks. I made the mistake of queuing up and voting for my candidate last year. Never again will I make that kind of mistake. No black man can fix Nigeria with this current set up.

I will be the first person waiting on the queue to cast my vote when the whites come back to recolonize us. Something is wrong with our mentality in this shit hole country.

Ipobs are quick to blame Buhari (their nemesis) about the state of things in Nigeria, forgetting their were many people before him who all failed woefully to fix this mess of a geographical region.

Those people shouting Osinbajo...

Any body that thinks Osinbajo will be in the ballot in 2023 is a big idiot. He will go back to whatever it is he was doing before Tinubu gave him that position.

Only am want do sixteen years for presidency as Vice President and then President? Na him papa house?

He will never rule this country.

And as for ye Ipobs.

I promise you one thing...

You'll never get Biafra.

The earlier you realise that the longer you live.

No go kill yourself for one dead course ooo!

Toh

Militants parading themselves as leaders.

Tufia

I don't care how good your character is. If you cherry is not intact, you're morally bankrupt to me.

Binance:
Lol...you just affirmed that you are actually doing a guess work. Why not ask someone you know or open a thread and ask how much a sachet water is sold in Abuja. Lol funny people. Chief it's 10naira I
even in Maitama

Asin eh bros, I just tire
The notion that Abuja is very expensive to live is one of the biggest fallacies ever.
Lagos and Portharcourt as far as I'm concerned are even more expensive to live than Lagos.

A very good percentage of the comments are all lies, mostly from guys who see Lagos as heaven.

Like you rightly said, Abuja is the best place to live in Nigeria.

Someone said a plate of food in mama put is N500, wtf?

OP, if you have your 150-200k, move to Abuja and start your life.

In the next ten years, you'll be glad you did.

#team_Abuja

Good news.

My every day prayer is for food prices to continue to hike..

I pray that a bag of rice and other products should go up as high as 100k.

If it's too expensive for you, then clear that bush in your backyard and plant something.

Only those who don't know the pain and stress of producing a single grain complain of hike in food prices.

Farming is not easy. Farmers are some of the poorest and unkept set of people in this country. From the planting stage to the harvest stage, everything is manual labor, and at the end of the day, nothing comes out. You'll see a thirty years old farmer looking like a fifty years old man due to too much manual work as a result of farming. For once, let us enjoy.

I'm anti-APC and Buhari but this is one of the best things he's done for farmers. (Boarder closure)

Until the government invests billions in agriculture by buying equipments to ensure everywhere in Nigeria practices mechanised farming, food prices will continue to go up.

As long as farming in Nigeria is still the normal hoe and cutlass, it will get worse, no matter who becomes president.

Thank you very very Baba Buhari and please

Add more locks to those boarders and throw the keys to the Atlantic Ocean.

Mention me when they start producing the parts in Nigeria

No "SANE" Nigerian believes in one Nigeria.

Nigerians who believe in one Nigeria are either foolish or beneficiaries of the flawed system

I support this demolition 100% if those structures were illegal structures.
They can't tell me they never knew they were on government property.

Abuja is not Lagos where people acquire lands without the necessary paperwork. If you want land, go to the FCDA and buy.

Abuja is the only true city we have in Nigeria and we must guard it by all means. And yes, even if that means pushing poor people out of the city. Every body cannot live in Abuja.

We keep talking of how underdeveloped we are as a country and now that FCTA are trying to change the paradigm, you're crying foul. I live 45 kilometres from the heart of the city, N300 can get me there. I can go there any time to run my package and then come back home.

Living in the city (and especially Abuja) is not for everyone.

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Nasarawa central in which state?

Because as far as I know, we don't have Nasarawa central

That's very good of them.

No sane human being would want to have anything serious to do with Nigerians, especially those from the southern part.

Very corrupt, lousy set of humans who see cheating and fraud as being SMART.

Tell her na.

When next she brings her junk to your face tell you're not interested. Say it this way hanty, I'm tired of visiting the toilet due to the junk you've been feeding me with.

Thank me later.


PS: Hanty might even be a nairalander forming chief chef.

Bad cooks everywhere parading themselves as wives/mothers.

Only God knows how the husband is coping.

Discrimination has been in existence since the days of Judas Iscariot.

If God or nature was fair, we would all belong to the same race, tribe or even religion. That's to tell you nature or even God himself supports discrimination.

I personally cannot marry a Yoruba girl, even if she's virgin Mary and I'm no Igbo. I just don't like them.

My advice is do whatever you feel is right. But at the end of the day, I hope this girl you're beefing your parents for is really worth it.

The truth is that all these poisonous liquid substances are always put in a very sexy container.

See sniper for example, isn't that bottle sexy?

If you are a farmer, you'll agree with me that the container of those pesticides and herbicides are always sexy. I also get tempted by the demons in me to gulp one shot of the cover whenever I grab it.

RIP to him though.

Every Nigerian politician is autocratic.
Nigeria is void of leadership.

So true, especially accommodation.

Guys, try as much as possible to own a house before you marry.

Sometimes I see married men saying their wives should contribute to the rent or building of their house. Wtf? Not me! I will ensure you don't contribute a penny to the rent or building of my house.

The only thing that will be yours in my house is your clothes.

I will not allow any woman buy even a spoon in my house. I will ensure everything under that roof belongs to me.

This is because whenever she messes up and I want to boot her out, it will be so easy as it won't change the settings of my living room or kitchen. It will only reduce rags in my bedroom.

I will always use the slightest opportunity to remind her of her position in my house. Fvck up and get booted out.

Whenever she remembers she don't have anything under your roof except her clothes, she'll mellow. This is the only way to clip her wings.

Rubbish

aremuforlife:
Let those who are condemning the police force apply, we need real people, people with conscience to apply.

They will not get.

Police recruitment has never been transparent.
Even if they make it to the medicals, they still won't get it.
I've been following their recruitment process for a long time now

Is that why it made front page twice?

Southerners (most especially Igbos) should stop disturbing us with this marginalisation bullshit biko.
When Nnamdi Azikiwe was busy "forming" stupid nationalist, what was he thinking?
When Prof Nwabueze drafted the Nigerian constitution and made it a unitary system, what was he thinking?
When those Igbo soldiers planned and executed the first coup in Nigeria and killed those aboki people, what were they thinking?

What the abokis are doing to us in this country today was the initial plan of the Igbos. But somehow, it backfired and now they wail everyday.

Obasanjo and Goodluck were southerners, why didn't they change the narrative?

Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa are all useless people.

Take a look at this thread https://www.nairaland.com/5952346/leaked-intelligence-report-nigeria-niger.

Read if and you'll understand that the Igbos brought this calamity on us as a country.

Hahahaha.

Bush meet catching hunter

Sunnews and fake news are like 5 and 6

I regret not only my school days, but the school itself.

Going to that school has been the biggest regret of my life so far.

But no worries, we move!

EgunMogaji2:
Make the burglary in one or both of the rooms an openable one. Make sure that all occupants from toddler age can open it easily. I have one in my BQ and my then 3 year old can open it.

We discussed various types of openable burglaries some hundreds of pages back, maybe a search will bring it back. Fire is real in Nigeria, very real and we're on our own mostly.

Good luck.

Thank you very, very much sir.

EgunMogaji2:
Unsolicited advice. What if there’s a fire in the kitchen, what is the exit plan for the two bedrooms tucked back there?

Chai!
I should have posted this earlier, cos all is now set for the commencement of the work.
Is there anything you might want to suggest for me about your observation? Like possible solution?
Thanks