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ituen said I should inform you all that is cyber slot 100 naira time has been finished, he will try and borrow some money from aunty bisi that sells akara at the street corner and come online tomorrow.

@Ituen

You wth oil company? which filling station you dey sell fuel?

Oranges cant grow on apple trees not to talk of Agbarumo .

@ituean

you be mad man, me and you who go mop ground? your father

make you no stop this your yahoo yahoo sell puppy activity we go soon catch you.

New term ‘diarrhea of the fingers’ A euphemism which is defined as such: Someone who constantly types without thinking beforehand of what they are about to key forth. People suffering from this disorder are known for typing stupidest things and answering rhetorical questions with grandeur

@Migines who is a newbie? i was long on this forum before you knew how to sum 1 + 1 and was always getting 3

your friend TT is peanut brain (Pentium 1/2 brain)  and that is a known and confirmed fact QED.

Make you no diss me o,  am red like hot iron and I sting like an African bee. and who really wants to be part of ur "US"?


If my post dey funny laugh and give accolade. If not say why and make me a better person. But I wont stand for all this rubbish dissing.

Abeg who be this TT? I just run through most of his post and na so so the same thing im they post
at every tread. Una sure say no be one of the inmates for that prison wie them just hookup with internet access?

I hear say na rich folks children wie dey into drugs them dey keep there? Make TT just stay serve im time finish and make im no dey transfer im anger at us no be we send am go there

if this tread does not make you laugh then you are made of stone

Do you fart in bed? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and i'll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip th em out. Then one thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back,. She pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good,
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was. He said, "honey you were right." "all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you".
"what do you mean?" asked his wife. "well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened."
But by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers, i think i got most of them back in."

Am a Banker and am not prejudiced towards those that have chosen my profession or out of it, but it really gives me grave concern when people wear banker’s collars as flirts. Something about it is not just right. Generalization and ‘bunching’ together is like slave trade. Saying that all blacks are monkeys and have tails and should not be treated as humans.

In every society you go to there is bound to be a mix of people of different characterizations. The Telecom, private sector and oil companies are no exceptions. But for the truth to be said I have noticed that a lot of girls get carried away by the kind of figures most Bankers reel out in front of those gold diggers that make them act like leeches in pursuit of essential blood.

And the guys just do what they have termed chop and clean mouth.

Am not one of them.

Thank you all do have a lovely day.

Thanks guys am still thinking on this offers and will like more details as in cost and setup fees

thank u

Get a good shampoo and relaxer and wash your scalp that is a sure treatment for this

Please can i have more information please.

am really serious.

give me a link or some specifications

Thank you

Pls i need to set up a bread making factory and need equipment. that is an automated bread making machine or plant

can anybody be of help how i can get this equipment?

in south african its break my windows.

Be strong Viperman, be strong , non like mama be strong

Hi all

800k in addition to my carina 11,

Buzz me if ok. emma21ng@yahoo.com

am spraying a car next week. give me your contact

me 2

Can i get the pictures 2 ?

emma21ng@yahoo.com

when its good enough make you tell me o

or i fit owe you? if you no go mind

I will pay 500k, if yoy accept my offer give me a holla

if you have this let me know. Its for my Toyota Carina 11 i want to love-vendor it up. its a drab right now


ideas on how to achive this are welcome

I need 15 inch alloy rims and new tires, give me a price that i cant refuse - anybody

this is simply put loony

yea Viperman just wanted to be sure we understood one another and document our conversation

in other words just kidding posted that b4 calling you.

Remember, its a CRV I need at the discussed price

Viperman

I will offer 2M on the CRV if your game post a reply

I can conclude this deal in less than a week.

whts your take

emma21ng @ yah oo. com

am offering 2M

How much?

emma21ng @ yahoo.com

Hi am new here wonderful effort  I like this car and want to get it for my gal  if you will do 1.6k

thanks

Thirdi

Hi am interested in the car if you will do 1.6k am game

thanks