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Politics › Re: Be Open To Learning Other Language In Your Country by thisisit: 11:51am On Jun 10, 2023
LET ME BRING YOU UP TO DATE


LAGOS IS ENACTING AN INDIGENEOUS PEOPLES BILL...

ETHNIC AND RELIGIOUS SUPREMACY CONFLICTS ARE AT THEIR PEAK IN NIGERIA

NNAMDI KANU IS IN PRISON... IGBOHO IS IN EXILE...

ISWAP, BANDITS, BOKO HARAM & JIHADISTS ARE EARGERLY WAITING TO STRIKE.

OUR DIVERSITIES AND DIFFERENCES ARE IRRECONCILABLE....

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS THE ONLY UNIFYING THING... BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

TO LEARN OTHER LANGUAGE IS TO BE DESCRIBE AS. SETTLER ... WHILE NATIVE SPEAKERS ARE DESCRIBED AS INDIGENES.

TO LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE IN NIGERIA IS SYNONYMOUS WITH BECOMING A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN

LET'S WORK SMARTLY TOWARDS RESTRUCTURING NIGERIA INTO A REGIONAL STRUCTURE FIRST
Politics › Re: The Lagos State Indigenoius Laws..a Welcome Developement by thisisit: 11:40am On Jun 10, 2023
LONG LIVE ODUDUWA REPUBLIC
LONG LIVE IGBO REPUBLIC
LONG LIVE AREWA REPUBLIC
LONG LIVE NIGER DELTA REPUBLIC


PLEASE LET'S RESTRURE OOOOO

WE ARE TIRED OF THIS CONTRAPTION OR COLLATERAL DAMAGE CALLED NIGERIA..

WE HAVE WASTED THE LAST 109 YEARS OF EXISTENCE AND 62 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE IM FIGHTING EACH OTHER OVER ETHNIC AND RELIGIOUS SUPREMACY..

WE ARE TIRED...

IF CAN'T SEPERATE.. LET'S RESTRURE
WEAK CENTRE... STRONG REGIONS

PLEASE OOOO...I BEG EVERYBODY

TINUBU SHOULD USE THE SOVEREIGN NATIONAL CONFERENCE WHITEPAPER AS GUIDELINES FOR A SEAMLESS TRANSITION FROM THIS UNITARY STRUCTURE TO REGIONAL STRUCTURE
Politics › Re: UNICAL Prof Meets With Ukrainian President by thisisit: 11:27am On Jun 10, 2023
Meeehnn... Managing a WAR is a very difficult Project!!
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With N1,000,000 by thisisit: 10:40pm On Jun 09, 2023
l3st3r:
Good evenings guys.As my current business is not moving very well as I had hoped.I would like a change of business .I see lots of insightful individuals here helping people with advice on various subject.Please I would like to seek your advice on a business I can start with a million naira that can yield N10,000 daily.
INTRODUCING..

UNIT BANKING ENTERPRISE

A UBE (Unit Banking Enterprise) is the smallest Unit Bank licensed to deliver full-fledged Financial services to a maximum of 2000 financially UNDERSERVED clients in a 2km radius, neighborhood.

The UBE model is expected to dominate the Financial Subsector in Q4 of 2023 and beyond as it focuses on the Underserved clients of Fintechs; as well as REPLACE the outgoing BIG brick and mortar DMBs, and MFBs.

This Innovative Financial model is designed by a consortium of 3 firms (Reserve Fund Ltd, AiO mgt. Ltd & Wired Tech). Currently the consortium is building capacities and Capabilities of Interested entreprenuers to start and own a licensed UBE


FOR WHOM

-- POS Agents
-- Junior Bank Employees
-- Students (OND, HND, Bsc) -
Banking & Finance, Accounting, Economic, & Bus admin.
- Underemployed. & Unemployed
-- Cooperative Societies
-- Entrepreneurs
-- Money Lenders
- ETC

BENEFITS OF UBE

1. Ownership of a licensed Unit Banking Entreprise
2. Aquire over 2000 active clients.
3. Onboarding to flexible ICT Infrastructure.
4. Linkage to wholesale Fund for on-lending to clients.
5. Certification and license.
6. Create 5 direct jobs.
7. Good gross income and net profit.

START-UP REQUIREMENTS (Approx. 600k

1. A shop (Not too far from a police station or very secured location)
2. Sketch map of 1km radius from the shop.
3. Laptop in addition to your smart phone.
4. Two office tables, Six Office chairs.
5. Business name or Cooperative
6. Office stationeries (flat files, notebooks, perforator, stapler etc)
7. Place advert for vacant Positions (Field Officers, Marketers, Auditor, data entry officer, etc ).

OUR OFFER

We offer a One month capacity and capability building to:

1. Secure and manage 2000 actively saving and satisfied clients for your POS/ UBE in your neighborhood within three months.
2. Earn high income from increased Casflow as well as Master Financial Control & Profitability of UBE.
net Profit from minimum of N10 million liability generated monthly.
3. Superior Products /Services design and Direct Sales & Customer care.skill.
4. Secure wholesale loan for on-lending to 10% of your clients.
5. Onboard your POS/ UBE into our flexible ICT/ MIS infrastructure
6. Practical Corporate Governance & HR management of UBE plus Mentorship, Standard Operation Procedure Manual & Free training materials and over 17 working documents.


ENQUIRY:

For your FREE Operational documents & training materials, book a one-on-one consultation with:


Ibodje SO
Development Finance Consultants
WHATSAPP ONLY - 080-3444-7494

For the Consortium (Reserve Funds Ltd, Wired Tech and AiO MGT. Consult)
Head Office: AiO mgt Training office, Badagry Expressway Lagos.
Politics › Re: Vehicles Seized From Matawalle’s House Amid Showdown With New Govt by thisisit: 6:53pm On Jun 09, 2023
LET THE LOOTING CONTINUE!!!!

THERE'S ENOUGH CRUDE OIL MONEY TO LOOT...

APC HAS LEGALIZED LOOTING OF PUBLIC FUND..
Politics › Re: Catholic Church Writes Tinubu, Sani Over El-Rufai’s Islamisation Comment by thisisit: 6:30pm On Jun 09, 2023
onuman:
Unknown to you, your 12 far north states that adopted unconstitutional Islamic Sharia criminal laws unwittingly left Nigeria 🇳🇬 beginning 1999 when they started to adopt Islamic sharia criminal justice system, but they still clutch tight to one Nigeria because of proceeds from crude oil and gas deposits in the Niger Delta region. El Rufai does not seem to understand that. It's hard to see who in the south he wants to impose his Islamic extremism upon in one Nigeria. Any major move into Islamic expansionism through one Nigeria will see him embrace his Arewa Islamic Republic for the 12 Sharia states.
Islamization or jihadism is serious commercial Business of Islam just like tithing and offering Business of commercial Christianity.

Christain entreprenuers are interested in commercial religion through micro tithing & offerings.

Jihadists are interested in mineral resources (solid or oil) and taxation through macro Political power capture.

MeanWhile the jihadists are consistently and conscientiously pursuing their agenda. They are focused on their vision.

CHRISTAINS are playing the victims and are unable to provide leadership because there is no big or macro vision. It is always a micro and individual GO vision.

Therefore, if christainity must survive the sustained aggression and looming subjugation by Islam in Nigeria. It must immediately
1. Stop commercial Christianity which starts and ends with TITHE & OFFERING.

2. In the absence of tithe and offering,, real SPIRITUAL Christian Prophets would emerge and the hand of GOD would touch Nigeria.

Otherwise, is it is today. Islamization is inevitable.

Samuel Deborah was burnt alive because of her faith ... Nothing happened..

Leah Sharibu still in captivity because of her faith... Nothing happened.

Muslim - Muslim president and Vice ticket .. Nothing happened.

Mass killings of christains imn church in India ... Nothing happened

All 3 arms of govt under Buhari were Muslim .. nothing happened.

15 out of l7 services chiefs were Muslim... Nothing happened.

Minister of Petroleum, Muslim.. nothing happened.

NNPC , FIRS and all juicy MDAs are headed by Muslims,.. nothing happened.


Mark my words.... A GO'S WIFE WOULD BE FORCEFULLY TAKEN AWAY IM BROAD DAY LIGHT FIR ISLAMIZATION ... NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

DO YOU KNOW WHY NOTHING IS HAPPENING..... BECAUSE CHRISTAIN LEADERS ARE FIXATED ON TITHE & OFFERING.. NOT GOD.

THIS IS THE BITTER TRUTH.

WHEN CHRISTAINS ARE READY IF IT IS NOT TOO LATE... THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO.

THANKS
Politics › Re: Catholic Church Writes Tinubu, Sani Over El-Rufai’s Islamisation Comment by thisisit: 3:49pm On Jun 09, 2023
iSense247:
Blaming the victim as usual. I respect you more than this bro. Sad cry

For how long shall we continue to blame the victims of terrorism instead of the terrorists killing, stealing and destroying on daily bases. You may be their next victim, and that's why reasonable people should condemn the good but the evil.
IT'S NOT ABOUT BLAMING THE VICTIM...

RATHER IT IS CHRISTAINS THAT ARE PLAYING THE VICTIM..

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ISLAMIZED, DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

1. STOP TITHE AND OFFERING IN THE CHURCH.

OR

2. LEAVE NIGERIA
Politics › Re: Catholic Church Writes Tinubu, Sani Over El-Rufai’s Islamisation Comment by thisisit: 3:37pm On Jun 09, 2023
iSense247:
Blaming the victim as usual. I respect you more than this bro. Sad cry

For how long shall we continue to blame the victims of terrorism instead of the terrorists killing, stealing and destroying on daily bases. You may be their next victim, and that's why reasonable people should condemn the good but the evil.
IT'S NOT ABOUT BLAMING THE VICTIM...

RATHER IT IS CHRISTAINS THAT ARE PLAYING THE VICTIM..

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ISLAMIZED, DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

1. STOP TITHE AND OFFERING IN THE CHURCH.
2. LEAVE NIGERIA
Education › Re: A White Man Talking About His Nigeria Visa by thisisit: 3:24pm On Jun 09, 2023
A lot of tourist attraction

1. Ongoing PEPT Drama
2. American drug ex-convict cum president.
3. Indigenous Lagos State House of Assembly.
4. BOKO HARAM & ISWAP
5. Bandits and kidnappers.
6. Mass Graves in middle belt.

ETC
Family › Re: Wife From Ado Ekiti by thisisit: 3:03pm On Jun 09, 2023
Depends on some factors such as

Is she married or single?
Is she widow or divorcee
Is she poor or rich?
Is she possessed or addicted?


All of these determines wether there would be consequences or otherwise when and if she cheats.

U SEE SAY ....WOMAN MATTER NO EASY grin?
Politics › Re: Lagos Indigenes Against New Law To Protect Them by thisisit: 2:19pm On Jun 09, 2023
THE PROPOSED INDIGENES BILL OF LAGOS IS LONG OVER DUE.

IF AFTER 109 YEARS OF EXISTENCE AND 62 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE, WE ARE STILL NOT ONE PEOPLE. OUR ETHNIC AND RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES ,/ DIVERSITIES ARE IRRECONCILABLE, THEN WE ARE NOT MEANT TO BE.

INDEED, NIGERIA IS A CONTRAPTION OF NIGERIA OIL & GAS CO. LTD.

EVIDENCE HAS SHOWN THAT NIGERIA IS NOT WORKING BECAUSE IT'S DESIGNED NOT TO WORK. NO THANKS TO AGUYI IRONSI MISADVENTURE OF INTRODUCING UNITARY STRUCTURE AND THE 1999 CONSTITUTION THAT SEALS IT.

THE FACT AND TRUTH IS THAT.

ABURI ACCORD ON REGIONAL STRUCTURE WAS THE WAY TO GO.

THE SOVEREIGN NATIONAL CONFERENCE POSITION ON RESTRUCTURING WAS THE WAY TO GO.

IT IS NOT TOO LATE BEFORE WE TEAR EACH OTHER APART, TO RESTRURE THE CONTRAPTION INTO A REGIONAL STRUCTURE.

THE VISIONARY AND FORESIGHT COLONIAL MASTERS BEQUEATHED REGIONAL STRUCTURE TO US.

WE MUST REVERT TO THE FACTORY SETTING OR REGIONAL STRUCTURE TEMPLATE.

THE ALTERNATIVE TO THIS IS TO CONTINUE THIS ENDLESS ETHNIC AND RELIGIOUS SUPREMACY WARS ACCOMPANIED WITH LOOTING.

COLLATERAL DAMAGE
Politics › Re: I Will Ensure Smooth Tinubu, N’assembly Relationship – Gbajabiamila by thisisit: 12:29pm On Jun 09, 2023
THE PRIMARY JOB DESCRIPTION OF GBAJABIAMILA AS COS TO THE PRESIDENT IS TO:

ENSURE THE LEGISLATURE IS A COMPROMISED RUBBER STAMPING MACHINE ALWAYS.

THIS IS IT.
Celebrities › Re: D'Banj Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by thisisit: 12:25pm On Jun 09, 2023
If Buhari were to be in Power, DSS MIGHT HAVE ARRESTED DBANJ FOR WEARING THE IPOD UNIFORM... grin grin

He should have known that cultural diversity is a crime in Nigeria!

YORUBA AMAKA
IGBO AMAKA
NIGER DELTA AMAKA
AREWA AMAKA?
Properties › Re: 200 Buildings Being Demolished In Anambra For Ekwulobia Road Expansion & Flyover by thisisit: 12:18pm On Jun 09, 2023
SOLUDO SHOULD HURRY UP.... BECAUSE HE IS A ONE-TERM- GOVERNOR.

HE MUST LEAVE AFTER ONE TERM..

WHY -- BECAUSE HE OPPOSED OBI'S PRESIDENTIAL PROJECT.

GBAM
Politics › Re: Indigenes Certificate In Nigeria by thisisit: 7:42am On Jun 09, 2023
YES .. IT IS VERY GOOD!!.. BECAUSE, TRULY, TRULY WE ARE NOT ONE PEOPLE
WE ARE HETEROGENEOUS FORCED TOGETHER IN A CONTRAPTION CALLED NIGERIA.

OUR DIFFERENCES AND DIVERSITIES AND IRRECONCILABLE. THEREFORE LETS HAVE:

ODUDUWA REPUBLIC INDIGENES
IGBO REPUBLIC INDIGENES
AREWA REPUBLIC INDIGENES
NIGER DELTA REPUBLIC INDIGENES

LET LAGOS HOA PASS THE INDIGENES BILL.
SCRAP NYSC .
TRUE REGIONAL FEDERALISM IS THE WAS TO GO.
RESOURCE CONTROL IS THE WAY TO GO.

ABURI ACCORD COMES TO MIMD
SOVEREIGN NATIONAL CONFERENCE COMES TO MIND.

## RESTRUCTURENnigeria#
Sports › Re: +27673942335 Strongest Love Spell Caster To Get Ex Lover Back USA +27673942335 by thisisit: 7:25am On Jun 09, 2023
SPELL TO MAKE BUHARI AND HIS MINISTERS TO VOLUNTARILY RETURN STOLEN PUBLIC FUNDS grin
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces CNG Vehicles, Asks Nigerians To Say Bye To Petrol by thisisit: 6:28pm On Jun 08, 2023
Real ENTREPRENUERSHIP.. IVM IS OUR FORD OT MERCEDES BENZ
Politics › Re: El-rufai A Schemer, Disregard Islamization Claims - CAN Chairman, Hayab Joseph by thisisit: 3:43pm On Jun 08, 2023
DSS SHOULD HAVE INVITED EL RUFAI...

HE IS AN EXTREMIST AND WOULD DO ANYTHING IN FURTHERANCE OF JIHAD..

YAR ADUA KNOWS ABOUT EL- RUFAI" S FANATISM HENCE EFFORT TO ARREST HIM.
Travel › Re: Expert Seeks Crude Oil Exchange Solution For Airlines’ Trapped $818.2m Million by thisisit: 2:43pm On Jun 08, 2023
Prosperity4All:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
The people you expect to do the blowing up are so cheap and useless
Look at their leader "the fat pig of the creeks" siding those holding them hostage shocked
YOU'RE ON POINT..
Politics › Re: Yemi Mobolade Becomes First Black Colorado Mayor by thisisit: 1:25pm On Jun 08, 2023
YORUBA AMAKA !!
Crime › Re: Moment Palmpay Agents Arrested Debtor At Eatery After Tracking Him (Video) by thisisit: 1:38pm On Jun 07, 2023
This is a violation of the Violence Against Persons Prohibition Act 2015.

Stalking & tracking is punishable with 6 months imprisonment
Politics › Re: No-Man’s Land: Lagos To Make Laws To Protect Indigenes by thisisit: 1:02pm On Jun 07, 2023
LONG LIVE ODUDUWA REPUBLIC
LONG LIVE AREWA REPUBLIC
LONG LIVE IGBO REPUBLIC
LONG LIVE NIGER DELTA REPUBLIC
Family › Re: Can I Survive In Akwa Ibom With 1M Account Balance At 22? by thisisit: 12:33pm On Jun 07, 2023
yolada:
Nairalanders please help advice me, this is a matter of life and death I don't want to waste this money cry
Let me just go straight to the point

So I have exactly 1 million naira in my bank account and I'll be 22 by 27th of this month (this is not a flex on anybody please)
I don't currently have a job, I live in Lagos and with my parents. But a lot of things happening here and I feel like if I don't leave soon, I might just die.

I plan to move to Akwa Ibom state to go and start a new life on my own even though I haven't been there before. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't smoke. I'm still a virgin, never had sex in my entire life,I don't womanise, I have Zero friends.

So my plan is to move to the state, secure a cheap accommodation like a single room self contain that should not cost anything more than 100-120k a year. After I secure accommodation, I plan on searching for a job that can at least pay the bills. And probably set up a POS business with some of the money that someone else can be running for me. I don't eat too much and I know how to cook.

Now my question is this. Will I be able to survive for some time in the state with that amount of money pending till I get a job?
And how much is the average rent for a single room self contain in akwa Ibom?

nlfpmod Myndd44 farano RoyalRoy
Disguy justwise lalasticlala - Please for the love of God cry
I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO INVEST IN THE CREATIVE FINANCIAL SUBSECTOR. PRECISELY IN

UNIT BANKING ENTERPRISE - UBE.

A UBE is the smallest banking entity licensed and designed to delivers full-fledged Financial services to a maximum of 2000 financially UNDERSERVED clients in a 2km radius, neighborhood.

The licensed UBE model is expected to dominate the Financial Subsector in 2024 and beyond as it focuses on the Underserved clients of Fintechs; as well as REPLACE the outgoing BIG brick and mortar DMBs, and MFBs.

OPPORTUNITIES
Become a proud licensed Unit Banking Entrepreneur or start and own a licensed Unit Banking Entreprise.

FOR WHOM

- Bank Employees
- Banking & Finance Students
- Accounting, Economic, & Bus admin Students.
- Unemployed, & Underemployed..

BENEFITS
1. Ownership of a Unit Bank
2. Aquire over 1000 active Saving clients
3. Onboarding to flexible ICT Infrastructure
4. Linkage to wholesale Fund for on-lending to clients.
5. Certification
6. Good gross income and net profit.

START-UP ITEMS

1. Rent a shop (Not too far from police station or very secured location)
2. Sketch a map of 1km radius from the shop.
3. Get a fairly used laptop in addition to your smart phone.
4. Two office tables. Six Office chairs.
5. Get a business name.
6. Get office stationeries (flat files, notebooks, perforator, stapler etc)
7. Place advert for vacant Positions (Field Officers, Marketers, Auditor, data entry officer, etc ).
Then we can meet for Practical training and mentorship in your office/shop.

YOU WILL NEED ONE MONTH CAPACITY AND CAPABILITY BUILDING AND PRACTICAL MANAGEMENT MENTORSHIP. .. REACH ME ON WHATSAPP 08034447494
Romance › Re: Girl: My Ex Is Trapped In A Loveless Marriage. What Can I Do? by thisisit: 12:15pm On Jun 07, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Ya all just shouting ex got no business

Some people come into your life even after they become ex they will still be part of your life especially if you didn't break up in a violent way with the person

All the women way I don bang before I still communicate with them

Life and relationships is not a do or die affair...if he doesn't work nor mean say una go become enemies
WE NO BE ENEMIES... BUT LAWYERS SAYS .... SHE'S A MEDDLESOME INTERLOPER grin grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Join A Porn Company. by thisisit: 9:30am On Jun 07, 2023
Join the Sweden sex sport... They pay in Euro.... grin
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria Air Hushpuppi by thisisit: 9:28am On Jun 07, 2023
FAKE NIGERIA AIRWAYS
FAKE NIGERIA RICE PYRAMID
FAKE NAIRA RECOLORATION
FAKE ELECTIONS
FAKE COUNTRY
Romance › Re: I Need An Older Lady To Date. by thisisit: 9:21am On Jun 07, 2023
RICH. OR. POOR?
Travel › Re: Expert Seeks Crude Oil Exchange Solution For Airlines’ Trapped $818.2m Million by thisisit: 9:18am On Jun 07, 2023
NIGERIA OIL & GAS COMPANY LTD..

EVERYTHING ABOUT NIGERIA IS OIL AND GAS ASSETS... NOTHING MORE.

THE GRAND PRIZE FOR ETHNIC OR RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL SUPREMACY IS... CONTROL OF CRUDE OIL RESOURCES..

IGBO, OR YORUBA OR HAUSA ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING OVER WHO BECOMES CEO OF NIGERIA OIL AND GAS LTD.

THE NIGER DELTA MILITANTS SHOULD BLOW UP THE USELESS OIL AND GAS ASSETS ALREADY.
. NONSENSE COUNTRY.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Remi Tinubu, Aisha Buhari And Patience Jonathan In Their Office by thisisit: 10:41pm On Jun 06, 2023
ANOTHER LOOTING CONDUIT PIPE OFFICE..

AISHA USED THE OFFICE TO TRIPPLE HER WEIGHT AS WELL AS CREATE AND SUSTAIN A POLYANDRIST LIFE STYLE IM DUBAI
Politics › Re: Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To N40000, Reduces Workdays To Thrice A Week by thisisit: 10:37pm On Jun 06, 2023
youngsahito:
What is Lagos State waiting for?
WAITING TO UNLEASH AGBERO (MC OLUOMO & CO) ON ANY LAGOSIAN THAT OPPOSE TINUBU.

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