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helinues:
Meanwhile, where is Alagulu of Agulu land? He dare not put mouth into this.

Charity mean nothing to him

I wonder where this tribalism will lead you someday. I hope it’ll not be your end. Like looters like follower

helinues:
Bad energy stay far away, make you stay far away

Wetin concern me with posting on my social media profile. I am enjoying my privacy here

Dem don release this one from preesin😂

She’s right because she’s selling a commodity. And don’t be surprised that you can hear it from a coded OS and an expired evening newspaper😂

KingDashx:
Guy na your fellow man dey bomb you for facebook, one self dey bomb me with one popular babe.

You’re not far from the truth because I used to see many friend requests from people like this. The funniest thing is that most of them are new accounts. And when you strike a convo, the end means always boil down to billing you for money for gas filling, subscription, etc😂

dhiqson:
Lmao!
AI to chat obirin
Inside 2026?
Loooool
Pple just project their robotic lives on others
I for ome, I'm a very paragraph person
I love long writeups
But if at the first meetin i see ur energy is less, i call u to it


Pple here are sayin u shouldn't have
How i wan come communicate omo na junkies full NL

You understand the full picture. Reason why I no get time to dey drag person or argue here. I’m off to work padi mi, stay jiggy and make the best use of today🥂

dhiqson:
Had to go thru the comments first before reading the chat
What's everyone's fuss about exactly??.
Bro, these guys here are all liars!
They all claim to say that one liner means them Ghosting asap! Lol whe u no he chris brown
This is a very normal way to chat
Just that for me, I'll from the jump tell you i don't do well with short replies

Bro take it from me
You did well
You get girls by the words of ur mouth and how u chat
Not by opening WALLET!
ANYONE WEY WANT MAKE U OPEN WALLET FIRST NA OS
She saw u were smart, she had to as they always do
Save their shame faceee


Don't let anyone make u feel bad
Pple don't respond with paragraphs at first meetin
U did well boss
Her loss ohh

You dey mind them. You’ll notice say a lot of them are cowards behind their keyboards. I flowed with my bars with a potential online almajiri, and one of them here was saying I dey use AI. AI to chat obinrin at this age of mine? Oriṣiriṣi😂Others dey talk say my text is long, should it be short like theirs, or must I be like them? People who haven’t changed themselves wan dey change others. Nairaland now has awkward and creepy peeps nowadays.

oluwaseyi0:
UBA has lost the document and people involved has retired or left

Wahala for whoever is handling this now

You just say my mind aswear😂😂😂

I’m sorry for them, Tinubu will do the usual to them by sending EFCC to them😂😂😂

IGBINEDION1:
foreign used 🇺🇸
2016 Toyota Corolla
2026 entry.
Reverse camera.
Bluetooth connectivity.
Absolutely buy and
drive nothing to fix.

Price: 14M
Location: Ikotun.
704 457 5345

14 million? Are you sure about this?

aswani:
Anti is very smart in that way.

When she and I first crossed paths, I didn't know her playbook and I treated her as I do everyone else. If you see the way she clear me ẹhn, you go cry for me dat day.

Ever since I cottoned on to what she was about, which is to extend your argument to what you didn't say or mean and make you defend it, whilst not answering any of your own questions, she has also been disappearing from sight anytime I turn up to put her back in her box.

Bullies like her tend not to involve themselves in situations they know they can't win.

One day sha, her ego will get the better of her and she will make the mistake of engaging me again.

When we are talking of double standard, just call her name.

ravensckar:
I believe this your response has made it crystal clear to everyone why the lady blocked you. Hanty ran for her life before you'll kill her with "shalaye".

In the typology of anti-seducers, people like you (that talk too much) are referred to as WINDBAGS. And typical of all WINDBAGS, their words neither impress nor inspire because it's filled with vain braggery and meaningless hocus-pocus.

You slid into a lady's dm for the first time and started typing NOVEL. No witty opening, no smart chair approach, nothing. You just type textbook full ground sey you dey chat. Arindin wey dey use chatgpt talk to woman. Little wonder you were billed first before being blocked.

To hear that you're 38 years old makes it even more shameful. Eeewww! Normal normal, you suppose be woman Sugar Daddy. Na you come dey type NOVEL full ground like TEENAGER. After every every, na premium billing & blocking end am.


You have a house, you have a car, you have a business that has 6 branches and all the bla bla bla. Abeg, wetin be the moral of all that story? Make I for dey TUALE for you abi wetin? It's like your brain is paining you?

Young man, don't whyne yourself. You're in your mid 20s, I repeat, no 38 years old man will be doing all these "shalaye" on a faceless forum. That format don cast! E sure me sey you never chop belle full self.

#Picks_tooth

I don’t know why mods keep shutting off my response since. But let me tell you another secret about me to make you unsettle. I’m currently building a small house in my home town because I’ll be venturing into politics some years to me.

Nehyooh:
Even chatting with me and using abbreviation, I will stop responding to you.

You’re right but forget, e go get to some situation wey you go dead the rules😂

Panda7:
Invite her home with promise to give her the money, if she agree knack give her #2.5 with promise to complete it the next time she comes.

She is even staying in a far place. And I’m not ready to foot any transport bill. I have one principle, any girl coming over from another state, I do give them a choice that it’s either they sort their transport bill and if they eventually come, I’ll sort them out. And if she can’t, make she fvck off. Bannies are everywhere even around me. We have a federal campus not that far from my area.

Stephen0mozzy:
Ewoooh... You don catch me o. Chai, who go help me off the mouth o. Who go help me become stingy to a woman I love o.

Continue to dey write constitution give woman wey dey tell you "k" na.

When e reach your turn, dey dash money like to woman wey you meet online because you dey pluck your own money for tree bah. Na so you dey catch love for woman like a drop of hat? If she give me one word answer, is that your problem? Na your chat? Tell me you need her Facebook profile make I give you. She get big and succulent front ooo & a nice onion booty. Don’t be shy, tell me make I share am for you. This is she👇🏻

marlow1962:
Wtf did I just read
What kind of disgusting conversation is that?

Sorry, don’t take it to heart😂

untoldtruth:
I like people like you who get exactly what they go out looking for and then start acting shocked that you got what you went looking for.
If this conversation happened, we would have seen screenshots sha, but still, service you right! I hope it happens to you for real every time you go poking your fingers inside tortoise anus 😂

😂😂
It truly happens. I was just bored at home that afternoon after coming from work until I decided to check Facebook to see the latest distraction. It was her story on Facebook that I saw that I decided to chat her up, lol😂

ReacherSaidNoth:
I just had this exact experience recently, Nigerian girls are bottom of the barrel.

I’m telling you. More reasons why I keep avoiding broke girls.

ravensckar:
From this chat, I can bet my next month's salary that the OP is in his mid 20s and probably a student who still collects monthly allowance from home.

Which kind immature chatting be that one nau?

The lady in question didn't bill him because she needed it, she billed him to tell the NOVELIST to go suck a fart. He obviously bored her to death.

If a guy is chatting a lady and she's giving him monosyllabic answer, it's a sign of her lack of interest in him. If she wants to shut him up patapata, she will bill him. If he falls mugu, she collects and keeps collecting. If he doesn't fall mugu, he bounces off by himself. Either way, it's a win-win for the lady.

#Picks_tooth

Clap for yourself Mr-know-it-all. Yes, she is giving me monosyllabic answer yet later start explaining how she pay rent, get broke and the likes.

FYI, I won’t join issues with you. I only posted that to entertain you guys. By the way, I’ll be 38 this year unmarried, and running a business, a partnership with a friend where I’m the higher shareholder with seven branches, and some professional certifications added to my name. I have a house that I own and a personal car to myself. To cut the story short, we are not in the same league. GTFO!

thrillionaire:
Sure say no be one broke guy dey run that account?

It may be so sha. Another angle to this.

Astonmartin:
I believe it's a waste of time to text naija girls online cos 99% of them are materialistic and just waiting for the highest bidder(simple man)

You can imagine. Though I have some reasonable Nigerian girls I’ve met on Facebook and till now, we are still great friends. Even two have come to my place. Matured girls ooo. One is living in my state while the other, a far place. And there is nothing like money or whatever. They are working class girls. More reasons I keep telling guys to avoid broke, poor and lazy females. They have nothing to offer you, and they’re and ungrateful. We see their misdeeds flying around so it’s better to learn through observation and profit from other people’s experiences

meobizy:
Nigerian women are a huge waste of time. Chat with oyibos and see the world of difference.

I’m even planning of stepping up my game soon. Thanks for the reminder.

Hypnotise:
The way she take jump from conversation to billing in few steps suggest with a little money, you can be sliding in her real DM

You can imagine the audacity. But don’t forget that the way you start with a girl is the way you will continue, and end up with her. More reason why I don’t like to start what I can’t finish except I wanna catch cruise.

Solofresh2:
First of, she is putting in low energy in the chat.Her replies are short, which is a turn off for me
Secondly, you don't need to tell it to her face that, she is asking you for data being the first time you met her.You can actually give her false hope only to disappoint her later or don't reply to the messages at all
The fact that she blocked you first is what I don't like.You should be the one blocking her

I get you. Yet but not everyone can use your approach. And most time, I chat all these coded OS depending on my mood. And why don’t you like the fact that she block me. It’s her loss, not mine. Sharing the whole receipt of the conversation is for people to have a good laugh. I owe no woman any favour except she is a friend who has done something for me too.

Stephen0mozzy:
Thank you jare!!! Nine tubers of yam for you.
Baba just dey shalaye. Dey write poetry and essay.

Watch people's energy and gauge their level before trying to be a failed Williams Shakespeare.

When e reach your turn, write one word and two words as per se you sabi game too. We know your type. Na your type dey spend for woman after running mouth like tap water. I have people like you as friends when I dey for school back then.

SpencerForbes:
Na that lady Dey beg for #500 sub😂😂😂 But that’s usually how it goes—it starts small, then before you know it, she’s giving you fake love just to set up the next "billing." It’s an easy cycle to get stuck in. I hardly ever reach out to girls on social media anymore because I already know how the story ends. Sometimes I’ll message someone just to see if I’ve still "got it," but for the most part, I’ve just lost interest.

That’s it. Once a man start spending for a lady, he keeps on doing that before it’s too late. By the way, you can’t shy away from talking to ladies online. It depends on the situation. This one, I was just bored and decided to hit her up when I saw her Facebook stories.

Kingosytex:
Na ignorance and low self esteem dey make most men no too get sense. Even if you are still struggling and yet to find your feet, know your worth____understand that you are a man, understand that you call the shots.
She's not doing you any favour, if she agrees, you will still be the one spending your money. So why should a woman whine you?

I don’t get, what do you mean?