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ajalawole:
those guys will see money and start dey do drug without minding there health or age. Have stop drinking soft drinks or soda this year only water and zobo am at my late 30s and I no wen joke with my health

Lol 😂😂😂Ọmọ😳 I thought it was only me ooo. I stopped taking soft drink and any soda drinks this year too. Anything sugar is not in my diary anymore. Na water therapy. Welcome to the brotherhood🥂

lightwind:
This two tribal marks on his face really made him unattractive....

Some times you don't need all this tribal marks on your faces if you want to be popular or become an international entertainer.


At the age of 19 years u don become millionaire, proposed to ur girlfriend with diamond ring 😌

Awon get rich quick squard.

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Continue playing second fiddle by forgetting your heritage because you want to become international star. What has his identity (tribal mark) got to do with his popularity? Everyone no fit think like you.

bigpriik:
When the bandit attacks were at it peak before American intervention if you remember alot of social media content creators made lots of funny bandit videos using the hausa language to the point it angered the North.
we all know the yorubas dominate on social media in this country if you check most of the bandit caricature videos were made by yoruba content creators,however whenever the yoruba content creators make a video try and visit the comment section you will notice something weird, the hausafulani will not attack the yoruba content creator no, they will transfer the aggression to igbos.if you think I am lying just go to Tiktok.

You no lie aswear😂

Iamzik:
This thing you people say is so senseless. How would your parents have gotten permission from you before you were born?

Woke nonsense

Lol😂 Grow up son. And re-read what I put up there slowly like a sloth moving on the floor.

ironheart:
you make sense but for me to take them to the bank to withdraw there last card before they die. Kai God forbid

I understand your point of view simply because you have the abundance mindset and the mindset of indifference making you not to bother sha. But if I were in your position, I’d delegate that to someone I trust and I will make that person follow them to the bank to withdraw their last kobo. I don’t care what they do with it at the end. If you don’t withdraw the money now, bank will claim it all. And whereas you won’t have the time of claiming those money because you have yours. Like I said earlier, I understand your angle.

Happy Sunday from this side.

Zeesugar:
https://www.arise.tv/musa-tunji-ojo-push-unified-security-framework-for-nigeria/

BTO, our old student is now my boy. My errand boy. Tinubu is my number one errand boy.

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha. Memories just flooded back chai..
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Back in 1990, I was in primary 3. I was sitting with two of my friends at the second to last seat of the first row of our class. At the last seat which rest on the wall of our class were four other guys, this guys are bullies but they don't touch me bcus if they do, I no go teach them wetin I dey teach them again.
The 3rd seat to the last were seated four girls named Chinyere (RIP), Tyokere, Funke and Dami.
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A lady mistress came to visit our class teacher, she puts her two hands on our teacher's table thereby bending to talk to her. In the process, the pants she was wearing was transparent from the Skirt she was wearing.
Those boys (bullies) at the back saw it and started drawing the sketch on their desk. After drawing they started laughing loud.
I turned back to inquire about their laugh, and they pointed at the table to me where they drew a shape of pant and pointed to the teacher who was still in that position, and that was when me too saw the mistress in that position.
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The laughter also drew the attention of those four girls seating in our front and they too came to see, immediately they saw it they say they'll go and report us. Omo see begging, we begged and begged until we all donated #5 and gave it to them before they shut up.
Omoh, na so these girls take open office for our head. Once they're broke or they'll purportedly give a gap of two or three days and they will come with, we want to go report you guys. Another round of begging and parting of money as bribe before they will calm down.
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They did this till will finish our primary three exams and went for holidays.
Immediately we resume for our primary 4, they came again with the same format, that they want to go to our headmistress and report us for what we did last term.
This time around, we call their bluff and told them to go and report.
They said ehen, you guys are daring us and we said yes.
They started walking towards the headmistress office, omo small fear don dey catch me. But we all disperse and hide watching them. They did as if they're walking towards the office but later stop about 50m from it and came back to tell us the headmistress is calling us. We laugh and laugh eh. We told them which office they went, that we saw them as they walk and came back without entering the office.
They too join us in laughing, that was how that office they opened in our head ended o.
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Chai..... Sweet primary school memories!

I can relate. I had a similar experience like this too. Childhood memories are the sweetest.

These are my disciples. The chosen ones✅

CodeTemplarr:
All staged stunts from the islamist gov.

How many armed robbers, under intense pressure from police have ever reached out to govt for peace or repentance?

You too sabi these people wella, you can see the uninitiates, they have swallowed the news hook, line and sinker😂

ironheart:
My prayer has always been never to be so poor as to look up to my parents wealth

Whether you are rich or extremely rich, your parent financial status is determinant to your success in life. Believe it or not, they brought you to this world, therefore, they must equip you with the wherewithal to succeed.

saphiere:
Smart moves. Just like i will make Seun withdraw all this money

Your own is too h8 man yet you want to chop Seun money. That’s the money, continue chopping it

nlfpmod:

Her family made her go to the bank and pull out all her money, just in case she passed away 💔😳 pic.twitter.com/RrZ8EZdmyN

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) January 17, 2026

Good decision. If that’s not done, na bank go chop that money especially her account officer in cahoots with the bank manager. Parents are to leave wealth for their children because you brought them to the world without their permission.

verminnel:
His supposed wife has to be one of his customers ,problem solved🤣

I understand. This issues is not about even wife or knack. It’s about addiction. This is what happens when people are easily triggered by impulse doing what their minds tell them to do without an afterthought rather than them teaching their mind what it want it to do.

verminnel:
Get a partner and get married ,that should help.

If he has a wife, he will still knack a “war”😂

KiNg0G:
Just this year alone, I have had sex with over 20
prostitutes. It's almost like I am cursed or swear for with this kind of lifestyle.

While people were in church Jan 1st I broke my resolution before the year even started, had marathon sex that night and one would think it will be enough but it never is.

Before then I have been trying to change the whole last weeks of December, even on Christmas eve and the 25th I was still holding myself, the urge to patronise them kept calling but I kept my cool was adamant on my resolution but on new year eve I lost it all and the relapse is so bad that I haven't rested since Jan 1.

From one brothel to another, different spots carrying daybreak, short time. I have lost a huge amount of weight within this 2weeks but I can't just stopped it's almost like I am jazzed... like a reflex action that I don't even think, it just happens..

I know it's the price I got to pay for starting with prostitute in my teenage days and it became a habit but now it's getting worse and I'm starting to think this isn't normal, they've gotten to me.

If I know anyone to go tomorrow to get a permanent solution even if it means paying for it I will. I met a pharmacist sometime last year if there's any medication I can take to kill my sex drive. He didn't give me a reasonable response, I just need help on how to reprogram my life, my brain to live like a normal human being with purpose and focus in life other than patronising prostitutes..it gets so bad that I take loans from friends and app to expense this lifestyle. I can't watch 2026 passed me by yet again with this kind of living. Now I am sober but give me 24hrs time especially tomorrow Sunday, I'm back to the same ways.

I need help.

Oga learn to control yourself

BlocksNG:
me I'm not ready to house a used and condemn banny. I dey madt?

This thing you talk reminds me of one my female friends wey I see when I go house during festive period. That babe don marry now and e don born three pikin. Back then for our area, she dey fvck around. The funniest part be say I know most of the guys wey dey pass her around and none of them fit marry her. Na another innocent guy come finally put am for house.

I still remember one particular time when I pass behind a guy window wey dey knack this babe, I peep and see them and come dey hear her voice of “Lagbaja stop”😂😂😂 That memory still dey crack me up till today 😂😂 I pity men wifing these people these days

GHustler:
Because the holy book supported so.


Do you believe in the Bible?

I bet you’re not an avid reader of the Bible or you are a church goer. Cos if you’re an avid reader of the Bible, you’ll see where the Bible warns of wifing a woman is to getting into trouble.

If you like keep slaving over polithiefcians and don’t demand good governance from them. You see how they are installing their children into the political space in Nigeria? Few weeks ago was Wike son poster flying round. El-Rufai son is a legislator not to talk of others. Let me give you a secret gist: “Seyi Tinubu will be your next governor in Lagos state”. If you like keep supporting dirty and nefarious politicians because of peanuts and crumbs, don’t speak truth to power, don’t sọrọsoke

ReekyMass:
Hi, Guys!

Sincerely, I'm a bit confused here. My younger brother, the last born of the family wants to come over to the city to live with me.

My kid bro just graduated from secondary sch last year July. He is actually my step brother, as my mum had to remarry a year later after the passing of my dad many years ago. This brother is the only child my mum has for the Man.

The man is a retired state govt teacher, my mum is his second wife. He's not being responsible over the years and this has caused lots of issues between himself and my mum. Sometimes, if not most times, I'll always have to step in to broker peace between them.

My mum abandoned us to marry this man. At some point she even had to send my blood sister away from the man's house. My kid sister was just four years and needed the presence of a mother in her life, but since my mum so much cherished her new husband at the time, she said that my kid sister wouldn't live with her. So she had to send my sister to stay with our grandma(maternal). I felt so sad about this. Today same sister is married with two kids.

My mum never supported any of us through sch. We are four, plus this step brother of mine, five in total. As a matter of fact, while I was leaving for the city after the completion of my university education, she was nowhere to be found because I was in some financial mess at the time and I needed her to support me financially so I can go to city to hussle. I also wanted her to give me that motherly blessings and pray for my success as I embark on the journey for success. But she was nowhere to be found.

I managed to source for funds and left the village for the city. I'm not four years here. I send her money almost every week. I also send her mother(my grandma) money and ensure I take good care of her since she's the only grandparent I have now.

There's almost no time I speak with my mum that she doesn't come up with one financial complaint or the other. Sometimes I avoid her calls for weeks. It's not like I'm doing well here in the city, but I keep meeting her needs. I don't complain to her even when I'm down. I already know she can't help me, so what's the point complaining?. She can have money Hidden somewhere while you're in dire need of it, but she won't tell or give u. She can be doing business and making money secretly without telling you. Sometimes I only get to hear about such businesses from outsiders. She does this so we wouldn't ask her for any help. She never bought us even a notebook or Pen while we were in sch.

Now she wants my kid Bro to come live with me. Living with me isn't a problem. But my mum already spoilt my step brother. He was so pampered as a child and he often disrespects my mum. They asked him to learn Barbing. After sch, he would go there and return in the evenings. But this boy wasn't consistent. At some point, he even stopped. Our mum instructed him to go back and continue, but he refused. His father is so weak and can't discipline him. Four years back, same brother went to live with my immediate younger brother in Lagos and after two weeks he said he wants to go back to the village just like that.

I want him to further his studies but I don't have the resources yet. I want his father to take up that responsibility first, while I also support.
He knows I'm very strict and he can't be disrespectful to me. But my mum already corrupted him. If he comes and I start to discipline and disciple him, it would look like I'm antagonizing him because he's my step brother.

Again, and most importantly, I'm not working now, I'm just managing myself, hustling here and there just to survive. Sometimes I don't even get what to eat. I mange myself. Due to this, I wouldn't want to add another burden to myself. He eats a lot and if he comes here, it will now look like I'm starving him. My mum knows I'm just managing my life. I asked him to be a bit more patient and stay back in the village till I get something tangible to do, so I can take care of him when he comes to town, but he's insisting that he's already tired of staying in the village.

Considering what he did when he visited my immediate younger brother the other time, he wouldn't be able to go back there again.

I understand your situation and know what it means to be in this shoe, if I were you, I would never allow him to come over ooo. Guy, take care of yourself first before you think of helping someone out. If at all everything go south, no one will listen to your excuse even your step brother. Tell him to stay back and be serious with his life, I’ll be surprised that if he comes, he will give you more trouble. Had it been you guys have gotten use to each other earlier, it would have been better. Guy, think critically not emotionally this time around

chopnaira:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/01/atikus-son-defects-to-apc-pledges-support-for-tinubus-second-term-as-barau-backs-move/

Atiku: Abba?

Abba: Dad

Atiku: Abba?

Abba: Dad

Atiku: Abba?

Abba: Dad

Atiku: How many time have I call you?

Abba: Three times dad.

Atiku: Are you sure you can do this job and infiltrate the APC camp?

Abba: Dad?

Atiku: Yes

Abba: (Pauses). Let me tell you what you don’t know. This is what we call “red herring”. APC on their own will jubílate and gallivanting over this news but it’s only a distraction. My tech friends in US, Russia, Iran, UAE, and Isreal are on high alert. This is what APC did to PDP, it’s time to pay them back in their own coin. The earlier we start, the better.

Atiku: I’m proud of you my son. Just tell me the overhead cost that will be needed to execute this.

Abba: Dad, don’t worry about this. I got this.

Atiku: I’m proud of you son❤️

ojuu4u:
The last time I checked, dressing too much has nothing to do with rich or poor but personality.

MICHELLE OBAMA IS RICH , YET SHE DRESS GORGEOUSLY.


Dino Melaye always dress to kill, yet he is rich.

Dino Melaye is poor, all he had is his monies.

You can tell someone to explain that for you if you don’t understand.

smokinloud:
In Nigeria, there are lot of advantage in dressing okay.

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1. To prove what you are not

2. To scam unsuspecting gullible clients/customers

3. To fake it until you make it

4. To mask your identity

5. And so on and so forth

Corporate2020:
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We dey greet you.

We will continue to teach you Politics

Continue to teach politics while the whole country descends into the abyss because you want to achieve one mumu narrative, nonsense upon ingredient

fergie001:
The National Judicial Council has recommended an Appeal Court Judge, Joseph Oyewole to the Supreme Court




CASES HANDLED BY JUSTICE OYEWOLE
At the High Court of Lagos State, Justice Oyewole handled some high profile cases:

- In 2005, he convicted and sentenced Emmanuel Odinigwe Nwude, Nzeribe Edeh Okoli (original perpetrator) and Mrs Amaka Martina Anajemba who were involved in defrauding a Brazilian bank of $242m to build a fictitious airport, one of the biggest scams ever in the world, causing the collapse of the Banco Noroeste in 2001.

- In 2007, he convicted and sentenced Pastor Emeka Ezeugo (aka Rev King) to death by hanging, for the alleged murder of a church member, Ann Uzoh. This judgement was affirmed by the Appeal Court and Supreme Court.

- In 2009, he convicted and sentenced ex-PDP Deputy National Chairman SOUTH, Chief Olabode George to a 30-month prison sentence on charges bordering on fraudulent contract splitting and disobedience to lawful order. This decision was upheld by the Appeal Court in 2011 but overturned by the Supreme Court in 2013.

At the Appeal Court, he authored and read the unanimous judgement affirming the decision of Justice Omotosho recognising Martin Amaewhule as the Rivers Assembly Speaker as well as voiding the ₦800bn 2024 Rivers budget passed by a faction of the RSHA during the feud between Governor Fubara and his benefactor, Wike.

Controversy
Following the retirement of George Olaniyi Ojo as Osun CJ on 8/11/12, Governor Rauf Aregbesola nominated a then mid-level Judge of the Lagos High Court, Justice Oyewole as the Osun CJ, a decision that met serious opposition in the Osun Judiciary. It created a stand-off between the State Government together with the State House of Assembly on one hand and the Osun Judiciary and the NJC on the other. The NJC insisted that one of the most senior Judges, Oyebola Adepele-Ojo or Gloria Oladoke (both of them appointed Judges of the High Court of Osun State same day on 21/12/2000), be sworn-in.

The Osun Judiciary had no Chief Judge in acting or substantive capacity for 10 days before the Rauf-led Government bowed to NJC pressure,. Justice Oyewole later transferred his service from Lagos to Osun Judiciary on 4/12/2012.

See him face like jàkùmọ̀, kàlòkàlògbénkànmìṣẹnuwúyẹ́.

This government is nothing but a failure, both the government and its supporters are nothing but a cheat, and a personified failure. Woes betide their lineage.

No be only giant of Africa, na giant of ants😂😂

Nigeria and lost glory, window dressing, propaganda. No wonder that illegitimate president go dey spend $9million dollars to prevent Trump from doing the needful😂

I told my kid brother yesterday morning that Nigeria will lose considering what Morocco are doing at the moment immediately after their last match before they face Nigeria, and come to think of it, Nigeria has always had a tough time playing with them (Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt, Ghana, Cameroon, etc).

Up Morocco🇲🇦
Come to my mention make Ogun kpai you ooo

Sirianese:
It's even good for them to lose... otherwise Emilokan zombies will start singing that it is their deity's operational/organizational sagacity that was used to win

I’m telling you. They’ll start constituting nuisance and say na Amọda head carry the cup for Super Eagles😂😂😂

AnotherAlien:
If you are correct at the bordered, then awareness needs to be created by FG so the populace don't stay confused. Not everyone understands the sudden tax laws; more focus should have been on orientation of the populace than the speed involved in implementing and enforcing same on everyone.

Bottom-line, several people and businesses still don't have a fu grasp of what this Tax changes means to them and the value they stand to gain from it.

Value to the people abi you mean largesse and loot to the looters and vagabonds in power? Continue with hoodwinking narrative.

Nairalander248:
Guys!!

It's on the charges... It's existing with the bank already, it's moniepoint that want to implement theirs...

It's 7.5% on the charges of the transfer not the main money sent.

I know for sure, read my response above. It’s not fair after the numerous taxes, the controversial one and the increment of good and services in the country. What has the citizens benefited from all these? Nada!

lastmessenger:
7500 for each 100k you transfer

Not like that though. It’s 7.5% x #6.98 on the previous charges making #0.52

Total charges will now be 0.52 + 6.98 equals #7.50.

Apply that on others charges too.

E.g 7.5% times 26.33 or 7.5% times 53.75 etc and add the result with the charges money.

Yet, this government is the most fraudulent government in history. You can imagine this after your stamp duty charges, and the draconian tax fraud, and other numerous taxes upon taxes. It’s only braindead fellows that are clapping for Tinubu. No one can have his brain working and keep supporting a disaster known as Tinubu. He’s a weaponised fashioned against Nigeria.