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AmazingGenius:
Source: https://africa.businessinsider.com/local/markets/top-10-african-countries-with-the-highest-fuel-prices-in-august-2025/94mqses

As you list top 10 African countries with the highest fuel prices, you should have shown their minimum wages side-by-side with it.

And by the way, how many of these countries are oil producing countries like Nigeria?

erad:
Wait... Is comprehension so difficult these days?

If that's how you want to do yours? Fine. You can't invalidate someone else's experiences because they don't align with yours. Sex is just sex to you, it's not to me. It's deeper than just sex and I won't have it with just anyone just because I have the opportunity.

And if by "game" you mean me thinking with my d*ck instead of my brain, then I'm definitely not a "game".

I won't argue with you, you know why? I've dealt with your type a lot using the same lines but at the end, you know what they usually do? You can figure the rest.

erad:
Lol... You're definitely a fool if you believe everyone loses their senses at the sight of a naked woman.

You liking something and you not having control over yourself are 2 very different things. Because I like food does not mean I should eat everything that looks edible. It's called having standard and self control.

Funny, isn't it? You can imagine calling someone a fool on a faceless platform like this because he doesn't not share your opinion, yet the partial mods saw your comment, but look away not to ban you, but they will keep banning others. May your ignorance and Nairaland mods' ignorance be cured.


P. S: My earlier statement is my position, if it doesn't sit well with you, I'm not sorry.

OgbeniOja1:
who is this one?? uncle koooo father in-law niiiiii

You can believe anything you want, man.

Therock5555:
Book wey him no even drop cover... Sure say anybody contact am for that book sef?

I tire ooo, sincerely I really had a good laugh this morning🤣🤣🤣

erad:
There is something most guys don't realize... The challenges after the knacking outweigh that before.

Once I see you and can't picture us being friends for long, sleeping with you can never cross my mind. Because I go with the assumption, "what if she gets pregnant"? So will I want someone I can't be friends with to get pregnant for me? Nah, can't deal with that.

Oga use condom, nothing special about you or me or anybody. We are all higher animals with blood and veins running through our body, no dey claim what you're not here except you're not a "Game".

Therock5555:
The op matter pain me, I gats show am say I pass A.I to write Lord Lamba tales..😁😁🤣

Lol, OP wan sell book, e give AI prompt. E come pour am as AI give am🤣🤣🤣

Bahamas95:
Those of you saying the OP is suffering from ED are clueless. Because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'll eat every food that comes my way, some go purge you.

I've found myself in similar situation on two occasions but I didn't allow my [John Thomas[/i] control me.


Some years back there was this corper friend I followed to her lodge one night, as I was about leaving she grabbed me by the door and tried to unzip my Jean. I told her to calm down and asked if she had condom and she said no, the urge to give her better akpako left me immediately because I wasn't with a condom.

If I had known I would have prepared myself, I didn't expect that kinda thing from her at all because she's 5yrs older than me.

The annoying thing about the whole thing was that it was very late in the night and all the drugstores have closed.......The fear of contracting STI came over me.

...................................................................................

I know some of you'll be curious to know what happened after that night.
I later went for return match 2days later.

It took me 2days because she stylishly started avoiding me because of shame, women can't handle rejection.

Lol😂😂😂I feel like hitting you with two by two plank😂😂😂You be OG my guy

blaise26abj:
Big question : Did you Bleep her before you unfucked your life ?

You this fifu😂😂😂No mind OP, e dey dash scope thinking na babies dey NL😂😂😂

Therock5555:
Yes I pulled her clothes and then shouted stop...


Babe it's not you, it's me, my gbola can not rise because I have too many problems...


Lemme write this book and blow, I'll be back for you bebe💯😁

😂😂😂 I just dey laff for here. I need to show you sticker to show the way I laff for office drawing people's attention with this your comment, lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You too funny aswear😂😂😂

erad:
The fact that you lack self control does not mean everyone else does as well.

I just hope you're not a rapist with how uncontrollably your animal instincts are.

Oga no be rapist e be. Everyman likes segz, it's in our nature, no let anybody come online come dey yap you say dog na monkey. We ain't f00l. Okay let me give you this, I've never chop any girl for my life, you believe me or you no believe me?

Walai:
Op go and treat erectile dysfunction no dey whine us. She took off cloth and you turn philosopher, if I hear

No mind them, dem go dey come online come dey preach yeye sermon after doing the do, lol. Me make I take a typical Nija serious? Na when I see my great grandfather with my korokoro eyes I go start taking Nija serious or believe them😂😂😂

LegendaryGrafix:
She Took Off Her Clothes, Then I Realized Something…

Let me tell you a small story. One evening, I found myself in a situation many people secretly pray for. Beautiful girl, soft light, quiet room. We were talking, laughing, and the mood just flowed. Before I could even think twice, she started unbuttoning her blouse.

Now, as a guy, your brain is supposed to be shouting “jackpot!” But instead, something strange happened. As she took off her clothes, I suddenly froze. My mind wasn’t on her anymore. It was on me.

Because in that moment, I realized something deeper: I wasn’t really looking for her body. I was looking for escape. Escape from the mess I had allowed my life to become. I was chasing sex, drinks, endless scrolling, fake vibes — anything to distract myself from the fact that my life outside looked fine, but inside I was empty.

And you know how it is in Naija — we don’t like to admit when we’re broken. We joke, we flex, we post, we pretend. But when you drop phone and the lights are out, the truth will sit beside you like a heavy stone. That’s when you know: pleasure is sweet, but it won’t fix pain. Sex can comfort you for a night, but it can’t heal a scattered life.

That night was a turning point for me. I didn’t judge her. I judged myself. And for the first time, I admitted: “Guy, your life dey bleeped up. You need to face am.”

That was the seed that later became my book — “Unfuck Your Life.”
It’s not one of those sugar-coated motivational talks. It’s real, raw, and straight to the point. It’s about how to stop running, stop hiding, and finally rebuild the life you deserve — step by step, choice by choice.

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but maybe you’re like me that night. You’ve been looking for healing in temporary pleasures. You laugh outside, but you cry inside. You post strong, but you feel weak.

My message is simple: you can unfuck your life. Not tomorrow. Not when conditions are perfect. But today — starting small, starting honest, starting with you.

To cut all these long story short, chochocho, do you later do it guyman?😂😂😂

OgbeniOja1:
Mine is the one and only Kwam1 the legendary plane stopper. a legend!!!!!!

Is this a joke or what, to ridicule my father-in-law? If it’s a joke, you better stop it.

torqque7:
Don’t misquote me,ofcourse not every woman and man want to get married na but most normal people do..Life has the opposite of EVERYTHING,if Satan can have a church and open followers then people who want marriage will certainly have their opposites who don’t want marriage and both sexes need each other,I didn’t say men don’t need women.

Hian, why will you say every normal people get married, so it people who are not normal that don't want to get married if I understand you? What if I tell you that a lot of people get married for the wrong reasons? And that is why I will always respect and treasure people who don't always follow societal narrative but will rather life their lives on their own terms.

By the way, I still maintain my point that one can father or mother a child without getting married. It may be a sin when it comes to religion, but according to law, it is excusable. T for thanks😉

Gudvibez:
You sound like your age 😄😄😄

Yes now, what does a boy of late 30s like me know?😂😂😂

2027 is just around the corner like this. May our lives be preserved by then.

Ttalk:
Hain.

Losing election is now a strategy to Obi,

How now?

Who do Obidients like this na.

Lol. Let's wait and see. May our lives be preserved till 2027, you will hide your run kabakaba hide your face by then by the huge election loss that will bewail you fifu🤣🤣🤣 Ojú wa lo ma ṣe

Penguin2:
The Bye Election has come and gone and winners declared by INEC .

But one thing that stood out to all political watchers is that the supposed coalition party candidates didn’t win any of the contested seats across the states. This has made naysayers to begin to write off the coalition already; declaring that 2027 is already a done deal for Tinubu. But is it?

Should we judge 2027 by results of this bye election? I guess not.

You know why? Because people are rarely interested in these bye elections unlike the general election where there’s usually almost a nationwide lockdown and people are eager to go out and vote.

Or should we expect that this is what 2027 will look like?

ADC not winning the just-concluded "bye-selection" is a strategy to prepare for what is ahead. He who laughs last, last well. APC and its foot-soldiers, data boys can continue to revel in their utopian victory.

Sonnobax15:

Enough Of these killings...

I believe by now Hamas must have lewbt their lessons and would never dare try what they did to Israel again. ..

But come to think of it,I so much love the way Israel took their time to press out every single drop of the remaining juice that was left in blokos of those terrorists Hamas and their supporters...

But in all of these, enough is enough........NO MORE KILLINGS...

It's your Isreal that are not terrorists abi, to you, they are the saints? Typical religious Nigeria🤣

FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2025-08-17/ty-article/.premium/hundreds-of-thousands-of-israelis-flood-tel-aviv-demanding-a-hostage-deal-to-end-gaza-war/00000198-b8c9-d15a-a3bd-bfc984e80000

Very nonsense countries (Useless States of America and Is-rhell). Terrorists countries destroying the world with nukes, guns, ammunition, etc

Quintessence44:
https://www.africanexponent.com/top-10-countries-with-the-largest-manufacturing-companies-in-africa-2025/

Yet, one country still dey claim giant of Africa, lol 😆 Giant of Africa my foot🤣🤣🤣

Dcaliphate:
na lie, you just want to conversate, not like you've not moved on. Mastercraft knows

It seems you don't know Bella sha. You think e dey pay of those smelling niqqas chasing clout bah?

SocialJustice:
After stopping the meeting, Nigeria is still as backward as ever. What was the need?

I wonder ooo. Xtians are just too funny, bunch of clowns..

phemray:
Jagaban is omoluabi to the core, am sure you know that.

From that name, "jagaban" is even an eyesore to tell you the kind of personality he is. I believe people are too difficult to convince especially people who have been conditioned to believe in their personal delusion. Jagaban my foot! Tueh!

RichBoy247:
Two green snakes. One calls himself the evil genius, the other calls himself the meek one, but he is a meek snake. Tinubu played major roles in retiring the two of them

Yet, the one who retired the two is the worst president ever live. Deal with the bitter truth and make sure you sleep well tonight.

Tunaji:
Alert Conspiracy Theory: There was this legend that Gideon Orkar actually killed IBB in the 1990 coup. Alas! another IBB came out of a tunnel.

someone like me had not heard of human cloning at that time and Yoruba people often talk about akudaaya, a concept of someone dying in one place but being seen in other places.

Now, the IBB alive has a chronic neurological disease. I make bold to say it was an attack.

Happy birthday to him, though

If you're Yoruba, you will know there is a charm known as "àpàjí". Go and make your research. Civilization has eroded most of our thoughts thinking all these are not real.

phemray:
Aregbe is not an omoluabi, omoluabi don't bite the finger that feeds them no matter what. he started in egbeda with nothing. Some used his resources and finance to bring you out and even fight for you to be governor for 3 1/2 years. Why did aregbe not started his progressive club that time?. Consequences of our actions matters before we take steps in life. No normal Yoruba person will support aregbe

Does your personal god and saviour in Aso Rock behave like omoluabi?

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/08/17/omoluabi-group-alleges-plot-to-assassinate-ex-minister-rauf-aregbesola/

I know what a particular "monster" can do, he can unalive his seeds to retain power at all cost but unfortunately, he is impotent. All his children are not his. You know whom I'm talking about? Yes, it's that Yoruba man on your mind, tactical sponsor of protests, assassinations, tribal-wars in Nigeria. I heard he is now a...

torqque7:
You people will just be deluding yourselves that not every woman wants marriage,women that have suffered heartbreaks and got rejected by men they wanted suddenly say they are not interested in marriage or need men in their lives,lol ok o we hear una🤣🤣.

The funny thing about life is that those who refuse to heed warnings definitely cannot stop themselves from suffering the consequences when they comes. They will be by themselves when they get to 50 no worry.

So to you, na all women want marriage and men no dey get freak to get married or need women in their lives too. I'm a man ooo but I wonder where you get your Oluwole statistics from.

torqque7:
The baby daddy rejected her,if he had asked her to marry him she would have jumped at it because that was her goal and the reason she got pregnant for a married man in the first place.

Do you know her mind? Why are you speaking on her behalf? And by the way, who tell you everyone is interested in marriage? Lol. What if I tell you I have three females in my corner not having interest in marriage. You think na everyone marriage dey freak bah? Let a typical woman get money, you go see her not needing any man.