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Food › Re: Guinness World Record Holder, Chef Lata Reacts To Insults By Nigerians (Picture) by Thomasankara(m): 4:22am On May 17, 2023
[/color]when una dey kill our brothers for India, u still wan kill our spirit, mba we no go gree grin[color=#770077]
Celebrities › Re: Police Speaks On Why Seun Kuti Was Handcuffed by Thomasankara(m): 4:16am On May 17, 2023
[/color]naija na cruise, was Abba Kyari handcuffed? [color=#770077]
Politics › Re: Matawalle Rejects Emefiele’s 'Study Leave', Says He Must Give Account To Tinubu by Thomasankara(m): 10:34pm On May 16, 2023
[/color]why this guy dey always run kitikitikatakata 😂😂e be like eem way no too pure[color=#770077]
Politics › Re: Nigerian Govt Should Reciprocate US Visa Ban – Fani-kayode by Thomasankara(m): 8:40pm On May 16, 2023
grin[/color]this guy is high[color=#770077]
Family › Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Thomasankara(m): 8:39pm On May 16, 2023
[/color] grin grin :Dshey u dey whime me ni or u dey try form sensation grin grin[color=#770077]
xavuv:
Here is an update about the snake that took abode in my roof. Here is the link to the first thread i created about it in 2019.

https://www.nairaland.com/5186645/snake-roof

UPDATE
•••••••••

I will try to be detailed as much as possible. You might draw one or two lessons from it, or you can simply discard it altogether.

___
After a heavy fumigation in 2019, my family and i left the house for a few days. Upon returning, i thought there is no way in hell that the reptile up there in my roof would survive this fumigation.

Since returning home, we live easy and slept peacefully without any funny sound or movement in the roof, so we thought the snake is probably dead or something.

Even up to 3 months after the fumigation i still throw away dead lizards in my compound, meaning that the fumigation was very strong. And still no sound in my roof, nothing.

A little while later and towards ending of 2019 and through out 2020, lo and behold the snake is still living and thriving up there. Again we began hearing the sound of it's movement, slithering movement/sound. One can tell that it's big snake just hearing how it slithers around with joy.

Snake is Mostly active at night. During daytime it usually stays in a certain location inside roof, and changes location during night time. Just as if it has room and parlour up there.

The reality of the situation became registered in our minds. Real fear began setting in.

I threw powdered garlic, several hard boiled eggs inside the ceiling, and this certain leaf that repels snake (i have forgotten its name), all inside the ceiling but it seems none worked.

Reasons for the fear:

1. Constant nightmares experienced by myself and my wife.

2. Other private things i can't mention here.

Regarding the constant nightmares, i contacted a man here on nairaland, Ebankole, he has his own website now. I told him some of these dreams which he interpreted saying there is a stranger in our home ( didn't even mention about the snake to him), he even told me some other things regarding my family (wife, kids and i) which i never mentioned to him and all he said checked out correct!.

He's true seer.

Note that i have never met him in person, we only communicate on nairaland but mostly through his website.

That was when i started serious praying & fasting as advised by Ebankole. A xtian family here anyway but i l rarely go to church except on Dec 31st, but my wife goes every Sundays and other days.


Talking to fellow landlords.


Towards mid 2021, its beginning to dawn on me that i have a Very serious issue at hand. I approached a fellow landlord just opposite my home. He's a very elderly man. I told him about what i have been grappling with. He queried why i kept quite for long. Well, im a very quite person in our community. I mind my business.

We went to see an Islamic cleric in a nearby town. After briefing and debriefing, this is what the cleric told me verbatim: you have been sleeping and waking up with dark unseen entities/demons.

Eventually he said he and other clerics would have to come to my house to pray and recite Quranic verses and that the snake and other dark entities would leave thereafter.

I didn't go back.

Soon after, I approached my CDA chairman on a Saturday after a landlord's meeting, i told him about the guest in my roof. He was surprised that how could it be.

He came to my home, inspected and saw that truly that snake can't get down into the house because of the POP ceiling everywhere, but what's the snake eating all these while?

He also noted the following:

1. that could the snake be leaving the roof to go hunt for food outside and return inside the roof when ever it so wishes. And that if this so then its not natural.

2. that Is there a way lizards or rats gain entrance into the roof, thereby making themselves easy snacks for the snake? But this is most unlikely because i have since blocked all tiny crevices that tiny lizards can use to gain entrance into the roof, and i showed it to him.

Oh i almost forgot, he advised that i cut a small part of the outside ceilng, that maybe the snake can have a easy way out. I used PVC for outside ceiling, so i removed a small plastic from the PVC ceiling outside.

Eventually, he promised to get intouch with a snake charmer, maybe they can help call the snake out from the roof. I called our chairman again a few times to ask about the Charmer he said he's Gonna bring to my home but he kept posting me.

My journey into the CCC ( Celestial church)

Will continue tomorrow. Feeling sleepy now.
Celebrities › Re: Police To Offer Protection To Man Who Captured Seun Kuti's Assault On Policeman by Thomasankara(m): 8:10pm On May 16, 2023
[/color]if they want him to voluntarily come to testisfy on the issue,i see the necessity, anything short of that,there is more than meet the eyes on the issue[color=#770077]
9jatriot:
Lol.... He won't be that stupid.
However, if police want to trace the source, they can. Just track the forwarding trail and land at the first to send the video
Travel › Re: Lekki Port Has Received 4 Commercial Vessels So Far by Thomasankara(m): 7:52pm On May 16, 2023
[/color]i just know Dangote must be involved grin cheesy[color=#770077]
Sports › Re: Manchester City Need Just One More Win To Become Premier League Champions, Again by Thomasankara(m): 7:34pm On May 16, 2023
grin grin cheesy[/color] I think they need to be pitied rather than congratulated[color=#770077]
dyera:
No mind mumu Arsenal fans saying people should congratulate them for coming second, when the fact is instead of coming second they actually lost the first position that they were in.
Education › Re: UI, UNN, UNILAG Shine In Centre For World University Rankings by Thomasankara(m): 6:32pm On May 16, 2023
[/color]so the best of our best should be considered mediocres whenever we do comparative analysis? And we should all accept it as fate,from your analysis 🤔[color=#770077]
mofedamijo:
Am not sure if you understand English. I said, 20,000 universities were ranked from all countries in the world. The United States alone has over 3,000 universities. Asia has over 13,000 universities.
Education › Re: UI, UNN, UNILAG Shine In Centre For World University Rankings by Thomasankara(m): 10:23pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]ur wahala too much,dey rest sometimes[color=#770077]😂😂😂
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Pussy ass ranking

Imagine unilag and Abu ranked above university of Benin
Education › Re: UI, UNN, UNILAG Shine In Centre For World University Rankings by Thomasankara(m): 10:18pm On May 15, 2023
grin[/color] the countries of the world reach 1000😂[color=#770077]
mofedamijo:
Some nicompoop are already complaining up there. You know why Nigeria has been stagnant? Because we don't celebrate the small wins then aspire from there.

20,000 universities were ranked from all countries around the world. Nigeria made it ti the list of 2,000 globally ranked universities and made it to 1,164, yet someone up there who probably doesn't even have a high school certificate is complaining.

Imagine Nigerian universities receiving the necessary support and funding, I am sure they will make it to to first 200.

Despite the strikes, underfunding, lack of equipments and resources, they still made the list.

So many American, Canadian, and British universities didn't make the list. I think they have done well considering the circumstances.
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Celebrates Hilda Baci's 100 Hours Cooking Marathon Record by Thomasankara(m): 10:06pm On May 15, 2023
grin😂😂😂[/color]highness na d real IDAN,no be ur mate.[color=#770077]
N3TRAL:
I was once the love of your life. When I moved on, you didn't give up on me despite what your friends said. You told me we'd conquer the world together but I stupidly chose to go solo.

I know you, gracious lady. You don't give up easily.

You've won my baby.
Hilda, it's okay!

My sweet potato
My sugar banana
My love
My sweetheart
My heartthrob


I remember when we used to kiss at the back of your mother's restaurant.

I didn't know that ass would grow this big.

I didn't know you'd becomes this famous.

I wish I was by your side throughout the most important days of your life yet.

The money I left you to find, I don't still have it more than you now.

But I take solace in the fact that I was the first to go through your paradise and hope that Okafor's law comes through for me once more.

You're the best girl in the world. A good girl judged by those who don't know you.

I love you Adiaha!
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Extends Cook-A-Thon To 100 Hours by Thomasankara(m): 6:26pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]U have seen?[color=#770077] angry
Seagodess:
Congratulations...She can take it to 200. Have seen men stay without food for 40 days. Some even 60..
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Extends Cook-A-Thon To 100 Hours by Thomasankara(m): 6:24pm On May 15, 2023
grin[/color]they never said so[color=#770077]
Hopemanfx:
GWR said they are not given her the title.
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Extends Cook-A-Thon To 100 Hours by Thomasankara(m): 6:17pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]hope this lady no dey dope meth stylishly o,cos this seems unusual[color=#770077] angry angry angry
damilola4162:
Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/nigerian-chef-hilda-baci-extends-cook-a-thon-to-100-hours/
Food › Re: Stunning Photos Of Hilda Baci by Thomasankara(m): 5:47pm On May 15, 2023
Thomasankara:
[/color]she try, she never do belly button, pierce nose or
tongue and do tattoogrin grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy[color=#770077]
Food › Re: Stunning Photos Of Hilda Baci by Thomasankara(m): 5:43pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]she try, she never do belly button, pierce nose or tongue grin grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy[color=#770077]
Food › Re: Stunning Photos Of Hilda Baci by Thomasankara(m): 5:40pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]me sef tire o,in some pics she's fair and others dark[color=#770077]
Clinghton:
What's her complexion?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Congratulates Hilda Baci For Breaking Guinness World Record by Thomasankara(m): 3:11pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]i no understand o this lady na fair skinned lady or dark huh[color=#770077]
Food › Re: 20 Things About Hilda And Her Guinness World Record Marathon Cooking Attempt by Thomasankara(m): 2:51pm On May 15, 2023
[/color]is it the no 8 clause that will allow her to bath 🤔[color=#770077]
Celebrities › Re: IGP Orders Arrest Of Seun Kuti For Slapping A Police Officer by Thomasankara(m): 9:57pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]is this pic real😂[color=#770077]
AImiron:
The slap sound wella, e sweet me for the body. Thunder faya all bad popo, zero fvck given....

This is the police after the dirty slap 🤣😂😂
Politics › Re: Free Kanu As Parting Gift, Ohanaeze Begs Buhari by Thomasankara(m): 6:32pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]is this not the man that was involved in the *political rascal* saga? [color=#770077]
Politics › Re: ‘Ekweremadu Taught English In Wandsworth Prison’ by Thomasankara(m): 6:22pm On May 13, 2023
😂
Saga16:
Are you kidney me?
Politics › Re: ‘Ekweremadu Taught English In Wandsworth Prison’ by Thomasankara(m): 6:22pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]you dey amaize 🌽 me comrade[color=#770077]😂
Saga16:
Are you kidney me?
Politics › Re: ‘Ekweremadu Taught English In Wandsworth Prison’ by Thomasankara(m): 6:20pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]come and teach igbo in Nigeria's prison[color=#770077]
Politics › Re: I've Known Orji Kalu, We've Been Together For A Very Long Time - Tinubu by Thomasankara(m): 6:09pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]it might even be a strategy from his campaign team to chase clout. Hope u remembered the milo drinking pics of mr president and Osinbanjo[color=#770077]
DoTheNeedful:
Who else noticed that Tinubu has became suddenly "fluent" and "coherent" after the election? This makes me think that some of his "gaffe" videos were doctored by the opposition. wink
Romance › Re: Curvy Albino In Viral Dance Video by Thomasankara(m): 5:58pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]this one na marlian o, she dey even smoke shisha[color=#770077]
Romance › Re: Curvy Albino In Viral Dance Video by Thomasankara(m): 5:57pm On May 13, 2023
[/color] I don't trust her she fit don inject her butts[color=#770077]
Politics › Re: I Will Become President One Day - Peter Obi by Thomasankara(m): 5:53pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]is it by landmass, hope this man knows that Egypt that he was bringing into the picture is bigger than Nigeria[color=#770077]
Politics › Re: I Will Become President One Day - Peter Obi by Thomasankara(m): 5:44pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]this man dey speak like someone wey dey confraternity, abi e dey consult mediums sef🤔[color=#770077]
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Appreciate Buhari Later — Adesina by Thomasankara(m): 5:34pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]Amen,may heaven sanction this prayer today🙏[color=#770077]
Zico5:
May God almighty never allow us to miss Buhari. Femi, it's u and ur family that will miss Buhari. May Nigeria never go back to Egypt because we have seen hell already in the hands of Buhari.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Appreciate Buhari Later — Adesina by Thomasankara(m): 5:34pm On May 13, 2023
[/color]Amen,may heaven sanction this prayer today[color=#770077]
Zico5:
May God almighty never allow us to miss Buhari. Femi, it's u and ur family that will miss Buhari. May Nigeria never go back to Egypt because we have seen hell already in the hands of Buhari.

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