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The only advice I will give is that nobody should use his Account number to receive money from unknown source... like me, about 4 persons I respected so much has asked me for my Azza to receive money.. in other for them not to feel bad, I just told them I only use the Community Microfinance Bank .. According to one musician he said " This is Nigeria everybody Na criminal "

I almost fall inside this kin trap around April last year, a friend called me and started giving me an excuse about how he can't accept 170k in his bank account and wants me to help him to receive the money in my account, then send the money to him bank account from my own account. Immediately, I reason am say this money fit land me in trouble.

I told him immediately I will only return 20k from the money if he is going to send it to me. As e no gree, I told him to use his mom, dad or siblings bank account.

I knew something was not right, thank God I was smart.

How wish he agreed to your terms, will you have agreed to accept the money

chatinent:
Camera person or not, there's a warning sign to the limit you can come close to those animals...na you no dey hear word.

I don't understand why people don't understand that monkeys are primitive. They aren't humans!

very tru mostly all these monkey family they are very powerful when they drag something with u

Creatorchris:
I don't know where you're getting with this... lol

They are are just after anything that will bring disunity.. Their IQ is very low

Angrygoat:
Hr might get killed before 11 years is up. He never get sentencing na why he still dey happy. When dem transfer am to him real block. Na thr he go beg . Odeh. U think say na only usa dey wait u. Europe sef dey wait u.foo l

No matter how he go be... u can never compare that prison with Nigeria prison Oga

This white people no well ooo

Me Na Health Worker for One Health Agency .. June, July, August no payment.. Even the one's wey get salary, Na half.. we don print Statement of Account we don tire.. Nigeria dey frustrate person normally.. How Hungry man go take attend to patients or keep medical records without mistakes..

Do you have any suspect in mind.. are you dragging for land, properties or girlfriend.

Chymummy89:
Hello... obidient in the house . Una own person for BBN is up this week for eviction. Try to vote for him. Start ur obidient from there. Don't allow APC and pdp to finally label obidient social media party. Campaign for him. Obidient children can do it. Vote for eloswan....

Why linking BBA Hustle with Nigeria Politics..

Why always first bank

rusher14:


If labour laws aren't created to discourage strikes absolutely nothing would ever be done in Nigeria.

Then how do you want sectors to drive home their demand... To beg the govt? I need ur reply

see the man face..

Lvgirl:
Send me your email address

premtom4u@yahoo.com

Lvgirl:
For this reason I am always very careful in mating women. Though there are some men (very few) that such will never affect but I tell u it affect most men. There are good ogbanje , there are bad ones ..there are dry leaves among women. Watch the women you sleep with.
Some women they are dry leave not because they did anything wrong...it's just there star
Some women are (afomo) afomo don't have roots but when they clinge to a tree they will be taller than than tree. This are the case of a woman getting married and doing better than the husband far far. Some women has close foot , some dirty hind leg no matter how the shower there hind leg will be dirty bros space won't allow me analyse all.
Sha make Una becaful. I mean everything that I say. It's very very real
Now u wonder why such is the not case of rich men. Lo and behold the kind sanctification (awenu) they do bro u can't afford most.
Yes bro every man needs irapada(redemption) work at least once in three years.
The thing long long long oooooo


Bro I wish Una well ...but if you jam women that carries good aura walahi you will never let go ...but in most cases u won't know. You are likely to loose her befire u realised

The wealth hidden in a woman body is far greater than the one in a man body. Can't you see that women are most used for rituals more than men ? Even Aje herself is a woman ..

Hmmm it seems you are spiritual I for like get ur contact....like my wife anything good wey she reason, before the time come, money must show she go do the thing..she can just say how wish I fit get like 100k next week to do this and that.. before the next week come she don make the profit of that 100k.. if we get misunderstanding naso anything good luck go dey far from me until we settle, she does not even send my Civil servant salary wey them go pay this month till next 2 months again although I have reasoned this things you wrote up there before, but you just wrote what I always think.. she never sitdown lack anything that has to do with money.. when i sitdown dey think how government take dey frustrate my life, Na ball she dey ball.. If you say this thing is spiritual, you might not be far from the truth.

Ballzproblem2:
you are with a woman that already has three children outside marriage , which kain useless men ewe get for this generation

Walai as in very somehow

See comments.. chai Nairaland Na cruise aswear

Jennifer663:
14 years old and his tired of Nigeria?
At that age?
People that is really tired is not talking!
Abeg shift!

Did you hear he's an orphan... May God no give people like you power for Government

Lightorder:
shutup!

Some people no well at all person no fit go for vacation again.. Na she be government or ASUU

So is Nigerians now saying its a crime now mtcheeew.. She can go to anywhere she like without any apology

Kingzeez10:
An average Nigerian is a criminal. The earlier we realize the better.

I tell you... Anyone that will be telling you otherwise Na the one wey never see opportunity.. its in the blood

seanwilliam:
Hmmm Naso
Like for tinubu share for Atiku

like for Peter Obi nko

hopefulLandlord:
Story of Samson is arguably the most absurd story ever!!!!

Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines.

Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:

1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..


People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2

No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed


Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.


Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to now give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..

Aba!!! bible stories??

Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.

These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.

The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff; but christians believe this story!! infact they have an obligation to

Hahahaha this part got me laughing "The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff" I think we should just do the right thing and leave the rest for God..

I no get Lexus I no get GLK I no get Venza my voltron Na 2010 from Hard work from my sweat.. I don't have Bizz with EFCC..

Entprys:
Shotop. Ya mama na winch.

Typical Black man mentality.

Kobicove:
It's so difficult to find a trustworthy person here in Nigeria

I have one trust worthy friend Lukman..I tried to know why he is this Honest and I found out that he is Comfortable with the little he earn and get. He believed there is judgment after life.. give am 2 million make he keep for you.. he go give you the 2 million with the interest wey bank pay put.. I fit sign shortee for that guy for anywere..

make am 100 billion girlfriend different from wife oo if Na girlfriend 5k is OK but Wife 100 billion or nothing

This brutality is not Good.. has Efcc taking over from sars. she should go to court.. and we should have CCTV camera installed in our homes... Even EFCC is also risking their lives too... How can you break into someone's home by 2pm with the insecurity issue in this country and you expect me to open gate for you by 2pm.. I think our next government should look into this EFCC mode of operation because everyone is not a yahoo boy..

If the guy hear Ipob next time he go borrow leg japa

googlepikins:
Which Buhari, this one ?

chai una too funny aswear

Kobicove:
This should have been a good opportunity for Nigeria to make serious money... unfortunately most African countries including Nigeria are confused!

and daft