₦airaland Forum

Cristalz:
LOL   

You get an A+ for humour tho 

But dude,18 hours?  Uh.  .  .is that normal? 

What 18 hours a week 

That's only 2.57 hours per day

FOR SALE - ONE SLIGHTLY USED PRIESTS COLLAR AND ONE NUNS HABIT

£9.99 OR NEAREST OFFER

Cristalz:
*shaking my head*

Is bumping uglies all y'all ever think about? Well.  .  .boiz will be boiz    In short.  .  .make una waka dey go. I've lost interest   

I only think about lovemaking 18 hours a day, that leaves 6 hours to do anything else you like 

@Cristalz

Take me for a test drive and you will never want to drive anything else  

Why settle for a Lada (debosky) when you can have a Rolls Royce (Thor)

The proof of the pudding is in the eating. I  think you should test drive us both then decide (me first though)

Then you can test Debosky, If you have any energy left after the first test drive that is (which I doubt)  

Debosky is correct that I am a one minute man, I will give you an orgasm each and every minute during the whole night 

Cristalz is not cheap, see is chic

It's not the quantity, but the quality

SCAM

Cristalz and Thor's London Agenda

Monday 8th September 2008

17:30 Meet at Airport (Cristalz in nuns habit, Thor wearing only priests collar)
17:45 Limo into town with pink Champagne on ice and some serious smooching
18:15 Stop off at Harrods to buy the lady some expensive gifts, swap nuns habit for a fur coat
19:00 Arrive at the Hotel Ritz, honeymoon suite, into Jaquzi, more champagne and some light naughtiness
20:00 Thor gives Cristalz sensual all over body massage with exotic oils leading to more naughtyness
21:00 Romantic dinner for two the Sake No Hana, Mayfair
22:30 Off to a Cabaret show, more Champagne, great music and dancing
00:00 Romantic walk along the Thames stopping often to smooch and cuddle
01:00 Back to the Ritz for a night of non stop intense passion
01:00 - 07:00 All kinds of naughtiness, multiple orgasm's, oral heaven and smooching
08:00 Breakfast in bed
08:30 - 13:00 daytime naughtiness
13:00 Lunch at the Carlton Towers
15:00 Back to the hotel for a final bought of lovemaking
18:00 Limo back to Airport
19:00 Tearful goodbye at Heathrows terminal 5

Copyright 2008, THOR International - All Rights Reserved

OK, I have booked you first class, enjoy the flight and the complimentary champagne  

Goodnight sweetheart  

Wet Sweet Dreams

Cristalz:
LMAO    

You got a deal brother.  .  .i just hope you don't freeze to death before i find you

Sleep well o.You know exactly what to dream of right? 

I know exactly what I will dream about  I will give you your clothes back tomorrow for the flight 

Keep your legs bedroom window open just in case I visit you in your wet dreams 

dreeldee:
because there's only one me and never another me

There is also only one of me, and this me is going to bed 

Goodnight sweet ladies of the nairaland 

@ Cristalz

See you tomorrow at the airport 

Cristalz:
My dear Brother Thor.  .  .make sure you're in your priestly robes o  

I will only be wearing my white collar so you can recognise me at the airport

Cristalz:
Gee,thanks dude. Tho i wonder how you got me booked without any of my personal data.    

And,hope a nun's habit isn't too complicated for you  

I did not need your name, the ticket just says a beautiful woman 

Wow, my dream come true, a nuns habit  

Me and Sister Cristalz  

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=168574.msg2768041#msg2768041 date=1220823486]No mind Chamotex jare.
He just dey take women up and down

@post
I'm suppose to say "I'm Good, Honest Nigerian woman" [/quote]and maybe just a little bit naughty

Pataki is married to Jesus

@Cristalz

I have booked you on the 17:30 flight to London for tomorrow 

Dont wear anything complicated 

Thor:
I am looking for a woman I can spoil and pamper with my personal fortune £££££  

Anybody want to join me on my quest?

You must own a valid passport and have fur sewn around the bottom of your night dress 

I am looking for a woman I can spoil and pamper with my personal fortune £££££  

Anybody want to join me on my quest?

I am also Lesbian, I just love women 

Who cares, black, white , yellow or brown

Only idiots and pathetic, uneducated morons would want Obama to win because of his colour

Mind sex is great  

I always tell the girls  - "I hope you don't mind" 

@Sistawoman

I would feed you all the Obama and John McCain you could swallow 

Cristalz:
But sistawoman, aren't you already off the market?    

Cristalz, are you on the market? I am looking to aquire a reliable partner

I think the people condoning 419 in this thread are or have been involved in the past with this criminal activity.

Bawomolo   
Planner   

Anyone who thinks it is right to steal and cheat is a disgusting excuse for a human being. Those of you that condone 419 are criminals and filth.

You are the very scum and cancer that is eating away at the fabric of Nigerian society and you should be exterminated.

Those of you that have denounced 419 in this thread, congratulations, there is light at the end of the tunnel and hope that Nigeria will turn it's self around and start to head in the right direction.

Those of you who use the excuse that 419 is somehow paying back the colonialists are ignorant and stupid. More damage has been done by Nigerians to their own country during the past 40 years of home rule than at any other time in history.

419 is theft, fraud and there is no excuse for it. It is carried out by filthy scum with no moral fibre. Lazy Nigerians that deserve to die 

LMAO

419'ers are the scum of the earth and the main reason that honest Nigerians are ostricised the world over.

I think that the death penalty should be introduced for convicted 419 criminals and that the owner of the Internet cafe where they ply their scum trade should receive 25 years behind bars.

I would also confiscate the criminals family assets and denounce the scammer on public television. The execution should be carried out in the centre of Lagos where tickets could be sold and the income used to compensate his victims.

The execution should be carried out live on television and broadcast to all internet cafe's as a warning to all the other homosexual gay mugu yahoo boys out there.

The method of execution should be death by fire, all the gay yahoo boys scam mails should be printed out and used to create a fire with which to burn him alive.

Nothing more, nothing less 

Those who believe in God for a job go hungry and starve.

You make your own way in life, don't wait for a pretend being to get you a job, go out and get it on your own 

Congratulations, every mans dream

The sister and the mother (depending on the condition) has to be the next target. Maybe all three in a foursome is the real holy grail

Try these links for a little truth 

http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/reader/reader894.html

The average wage in Nigeria is around a dollar a day. You would think therefore that living would be cheap. After all what can a dollar buy you in the west – a stick of gum, a newspaper? If a dollar a day is the average wage in Nigeria then of course it must buy all sorts of goodies, right? Wrong! A dollar will not even get you entry to a decent restaurant! Life is cheap, living is not. Nigeria is EXPENSIVE! Why is this so? Like most things in Nigeria there are probably several explanations. One reason no doubt is the fact that a dollar a day is probably not the average income. Tax is not collected and surveys probably do not record income derived from muggings, graft and corruption.

In 2005 Nigeria had a labor force of 57.2 million. In 2003 the unemployment rate was 10.8 percent overall; urban unemployment of 12.3 percent exceeded rural unemployment of 7.4 percent. According to the latest available information from 1999, labor force employment by sector was as follows: 70 percent in agriculture, 20 percent in services, and 10 percent in industry. Labor unions, which have undergone periods of militancy and quiescence, reemerged as a force in 1998 when they regained independence from the government. Since 1999 the Nigerian Labor Congress (NLC), a union umbrella organization, has called six general strikes to protest domestic fuel price increases. However, in March 2005 the government introduced legislation ending the NLC’s monopoly over union organizing. In December 2005, the NLC was lobbying for an increase in the minimum wage for federal workers. The existing minimum wage, which was introduced six years earlier but has not been adjusted since, has been whittled away by inflation to only US$42.80 per month.

Pre-marital sex is the key to marital bliss 

Take a test drive before you buy 

Dont end up with something you don't like to drive 

What have the Jews got to do with poking your wife or girlfriend?