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Invite her to join us for a party

Considering what Islamist trash have done in Pakistan this evening, I would recommend that you stay well away from them and do not take part is any Muslim celebrations

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7627135.stm

Oh yes, become a Zimbabwean dollar trillionaire immediately

Problem is that you have not even made it as you would not be writing in this forum if you had

At some stage you will be asking for money

Nigerians at work

@getuku

What you do not realise is that Nigerians can not sort out their own problems, that is the main issue!

They cause the problems, it is a conflict of interest to let the perpetrators to try and make matter right

@Lion27

You have no rights, you broke the rules and now you are paying the price for your dishonesty. Your wife should move back to the Ukraine to be with you. They are not going to let you back into the UK and you stand no chance of winning any appeal 

As for your human rights, those are valid in the Ukraine as you are a citizen of that country, we do not care about those here in the UK. We just want to keep illegal immigrants out, especially ones that break the rules.

Maybe in the next 10 years, Ukraine will join the EU, then there maybe a chance.

I dont care who deals with these filthy animals as long as they get thier just deserts. I still think they should be pubicly hung.

I would make a public event from the hanging, maybe burn a few yahoo boys at the stake before the have their necks stretched

Who cares where these filth end up and in what country they are out on trial. I vote to send them to Iran or Iraq where they will be hung by their corrupt necks til they are dead 

Did anyone ever stop to think that it is totally natural that men and women have many partners?

It is a man made rule that we should stay with the same person for the whole of our lives. Pure nonsense. If it ends up that way then fine, but nobody should stay in a relationship that is boring, tired or burnt out.

Life is too short 

@ThoniaSlim

I would marry you

You are the cutest, most beautiful babe on nairaland bar none

Cristalz:
@Thor
Interesting. . .therez only one other dude i know on Nairaland that has owned up to watching cricket (hope you're not him)

So which soccer team do you honestly support? Or you're a fair-weather, any-team-goes kind of guy

oh,and Thor? i waz wondering. . .have you got a mjolnir, megingjord, and jarngreipr ? and do you speak German?

Newcastle

RF is at the end of his career and Murray is at the start

Murray will be a major force going forward

Cristalz:
Thor.  .  .do you watch soccer?

debosky is too reserved to steal

Yes, together with Rugby and Cricket!

Cristalz:
I believe you typed that Thor dearie. . .that's the part i think is abnormal

@Debo
Amazing wonders. . .is this really you or did someone nick your password?

Debosky stole my password 

@ Criz

Make some noise, my manly performance will convince you that that I am the best millionaire for the job 

I will satisfy you emotionally, financially, physically, spiritually then physically another two times 

Leave Debosky and his financial deviancy, I am the real deal   

ps. The Lord part can be included as an optional extra if required. Please call my customer helpdesk for details.

Thor has been approved by a person authorised and regulated by the Sexual Services Authority. The value of sexual investments can go down as well as up. Past performance is no guarantee of future performance.