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There is not such a thing as an evil charm. They only exist in the minds of weak and illiterate people who know no better 

So charms affect nobody, whether they are innocent or guilty of a crime 

I am sure that they exist as physical objects, i.e. crocodiles teeth, rabbits foot, stones, the Bible, the Koran etc. But they are totally inanimate objects that have no power or useful purpose at all   

Oh thank you dark lord of goodness for letting me win £5.80 on yesterdays Euromillions lottery 

Don't forget oh beloved and all powerful Lucifer that today's Saturday lotto is a roll-over with a £7,000,000 jackpot 

Oh Mr. Chilli Hot Satan, make sure I win and that the Christian's don't win a penny,  Thank you Lucifer 

O great Lucifer, Lord Satan of the World please ley me win the Euro millions this evening

Nezan:
@Olabowale: I can never imagine having unlimited sexual relations with 72 girls before my God in his paradise. He is too holy to behold such nonsense.

I am not a Mugulim but I can imagine it with a 100 

Absolute Nonsense

I would never accept credit cards on anything that had even a slim connection to Nigeria. It would be business suicide!

Why would we bow to such a weak and stupid diety such as Jesus and God?

Lucifer is the ruler of the world and is all powerful and the real God!

Lagos was ranked as the third most dangerous city in the world both to visit and live.

It was ranked after Baghdad in Iraq and Ibadan in Ivory Coast. Nigeria is also a very dangerous country and it was ranked as having the highest crime rate in the world from the years 2003 to 2005.

It's so bad and so dangerous there that it makes Johannesburg look like Disney Land. Lagos has a much higher crime rate and murder rate then Johannesburg.

Go out with a camera around your neck - you will be robbed.
Show more than a $1 bill at a time, you will be robbed or scammed.
Go out with Jewelry on, you will be robbed.
In fact - look anything like a tourist - you will be robbed / scammed or scammed and robbed.

You will be offered "official" guides - they will scam you.
You will be offered "official" taxi's - they will scam you.

Valuables left in your hotel room - will be stolen.
Valuables left in the hotel safe - will be stolen.

"The most dangerous part of air travel, is the drive to / from the airport" and not the flight.

It is not Lagos the City that is dangerous, it is the Lagosian people who are dangerous.

Lagos in short should be avoided at all cost as it is a dirty filthy crime ridden cesspit

Thank you Lord Lucifer for another exciting day
I thank you for the gift of enjoyment and fun

Mr. Chilli Hot Satan, You Are The Man

My advice is don't stay in Lagos. It is a filthy criminal infested rubbish tip that should avoided at all costs.

Why do you want to come to such a hell hole?

Because he was an evil serial killer with a thirst for the blood of young children

Goat sucks anyway, very inferior meat and a goat usually eats any old crap

That is why there are so many goats in Nigeria as there is so much crap and rubbish for them to eat

Give me a piece of succulent beef or a rack of tender lamb chops any day

It is good for a man to walk on the dark side occasionally

blacksta:
U can start with your family.

Why would he roast his family with truck tyres?

The terrorist is dead, no more and will be rotting in the ground soon. If you want to believe in the nonsense of the 72 virgins then fine, but in reality his dead body is going nowhere, it will be eaten by the worms and maggots for sure

Oh Lucifer, thank you for such a fun world. Have a great day

Has anybody ever tried cooking a goat with old foam mattresses or leaving it soaking overnight in kerosene?