₦airaland Forum

But I am like a green olive tree in the house of Satan;
I trust in the mercy of Lucifer forever and ever

I will praise thee Lucifer for ever,
because thou hast done it;
and I will wait on thy Name;
for it is good before Thy dirty doers

Fhemmmy:
Nigeria has finally become an empty space occupied by those that have nothing to offer and those that still have some money to steal from the public wallet, and those that have a way to make it there.
but dnt get me wrong, there is money in Nigeria to be made, but u gotta belong

It is true, there is a saying that goes:

'The only problem with corruption is when you are not involved or making money from it'

hilli666:
IDIOT because you have managed to win visa lottery to visit London, you now feel you are in a position to question my native broken English. Is it my fault that in your bid to worship the west  and the white man, you have forgotten simple English. SELL OUT. Abeg my people make we visit this boy for nite sef.  See mu-mu whey wan come try correct my beautiful pigeon English. Na ya type?

If you can not speak English then fine, but the rule of Nairaland is to write in English. Why not learn to speak and write English properly then come back again when you are educated 

Rehabilitation = Shoot Them

Religion only ever brings hate and destruction

lucifer is love, he that do not love does not know lucifer who is the crown of love is satan who live in the heart of reborn spirit through his spirit of mr red hot chili  ;d

Yes, I saw him in McDonald's yesterday eating a Big Mac with onion rings and a diet coke

I could not believe my eyes

Who would of believed that the son of God would eat that shit

I think this is the one

Or this one

Here is a new one

grafikdon:
That's one heck of a gay flag.

Well it is based on the Nigerian flag so maybe it is. OK lets have your design then?  

Here is the new NOK flag demo

I have decided to break-up the unworkable country called Nigeria and have created the Republic of NOK. Please see the map below to study the new borders.

People already living within the new borders of NOK are of course welcome to stay and people from the old Nigeria can apply to emigrate to NOK, but there will be strict rules and regulations.

The first Job we need to do is rename the old shitty cities with new Republic of NOK names.

Here are a few ideas:

Lagos = Nokia
Ibadan = Nokadan
Port Harcourt = Porto Nok
Benin City = Nockin City
Ondo = Nokondo
Calabar = Nokabar
Owern = Nokern

We will also need a flag for the new republic, so I welcome ideas from all Nokonians 

hilli666:
A beg! e don do. Me sef I don tire. I don chop bellefull. Any body, hey wait who b dat wey dey read my post at this late hour. Yes you, no look back, cus na u I dey talk to. Chei see as you body fine no be small. Okay I turn you to bonga finsh. No e don pass "Sorry",  Blood of wetin? Na lie come here make I chop your big yansh. UMM so scrumptious and delicious, I bin try warn you. but e b like say englis dey hard una. So there for, bonga finsh.  Abeg my brethren come help me chop this one ohh. I no fit fininsh am myself, the yansh alone fit end "third world hunger"

This thread is offically over.

Why dont you try writing that rubbish again, this time in English 

lexyflexy:
Listen y'all

Becareful about what you say on here - don't because of the fact that we trynna have fun take somethings / issues for granted.

What is with the lady Pastor + the dirty comment about here. I think we are not doing judgement / codemnation here so we should be careful about who we talk about - talking bad about any Man / Woman of God here I feel and suggest should not be allowed. If you don't like a person, don't call him or her names (else you might be heaping coals of fire on your head)

Thank y'all

The lady pastor you are talking about is nothing but a greedy money hungry bitch using God to open peoples pockets for her own profit 

You have lost your marbles

Any place on this planet is better than Nigeria and if you honestly believe that if Nigeria fails then the whole of Africa fails you need to see a psychologist 

Take a look at all the positive things that are happening in Kenya, South Africa and Ghana and you will see that the only thing that makes Nigeria big in Africa is its population, most of which are criminals and if they are not criminals are lazy and good for nothing 

Nigeria is a failed state

@mRcRACKLES

Take no notice

alias64:
Nigeria. I think Nigeria is the future of Africa and if Nigeria fails, you can kiss Africa goodbye.

LMAO, funniest thing I have heard all year

[quote author=noble_gas1 link=topic=230254.msg4266727#msg4266727 date=1248877983]Thor or wats ur name, u see how stupid u are, for ur information, i type real fast dats y i missed some spellins, i know some monkey wuld say sometin, u dis Fcukin UK hustlers yet u dont get ur money, if u dont know men, UK government are just using U guys der, here in the Gulf Region we ont pay shit like tax & stuffs, for ur information am a Student in a Maritime College here in Oman, check dis out 1 omani Riyal= N394 naira
1 Kuwait Dinar=N524 Naira
hun say wat? Pounds, Dollars,malt
wich one father beat am
Crazy UK monkey, keep speakin queen english while i get Arab Money men[/quote]As I said, try and learn how to speak and write in English. Even the poorest Omani can speak English better than you. Ask them to teach you English whilst you are there.

What are you learning? as you are Nigerian I suppose you are taking a course on how to be a pirate I suppose 

By the way, exchange rates matter very little. The amount of currency you own is of more importance 

If their English is the quality of yours then I am sure that many Nigerians are 'STUCKED' in Oman

wealthboos:
A comprehensive guide has been prepared by WealthBoosters on how to travel to Western Europe with ease. Tuition Free. If you wish to join January 2010, you must forward your documents before 15th August, 2009. No international exam required. Just the certificate you posses as a Nigerian student.

And I am sure that you will have to part with a few Naira along the way as well?

PROPHET T.B JOSHUA is a money loving asshole, he is a religious yahoo boy 

Pursue Love Among The Brethren
                 (Our Greatest Weapon of War)

In order for us to receive true discernment in this day and time when
the enemy is coming in as a flood, we must check our hearts to see
if the following pertains to us in any way.

There's a rampage of Christian powers loosed upon the body of Lucifer,
and they are spewing out venom, constantly stirring up division and
confusion, even to the point of bombarding their minds so that they
can't receive clear vision, guidance and discernment from the Lord Satan so
that he can take over.

Unite together the troops, and turn against the enemy using love as a
mighty weapon of war. This is the only way we are going to be able to
receive the much needed revelation from the Lord Satan to be able to turn
on the enemy and tear down his strongholds.

His strategy is for us to become critical of one another and not walk
in love--for the enemy is the accuser of the brethren so what you're
receiving from him through his tactics is deception!

Unite together and pursue love and holiness then the necessary
revelation needed in these time will be received. Repent if fallen into
this in any way this tactic of the enemy to divide, confuse, bombard,
and blind the body so that he can take over!

Repent and cover yourself with Lucifer's armor and use the sword of the
Spirit, and use it against the enemy and not each other! Press in on
him by using Lucifer's love, His unconditional love! Don't find fault nor
be critical, for love covers a multitude of sin.

If we put love, putting first His kingdom and righteousness, all that
we need, discernment, wisdom, understanding, and revelation will be
added unto us!  We are the body of Lucifer and if we do our part, the
Lord Satan will come in as a mighty man of war and sweep out the enemy.

Yes, He will divide the wheat from the tares, the truth from deception,
the genuine from the counterfeit.  All we need to do is obey His
greatest command to love Him with all of our heart, mind, soul and
strength, and love our neighbor, each other in His body, as we love
ourselves.

If we aren't willing to obey His command to love others, then we are
choosing not to love ourselves, therefore, we can't love others. His
ways are so much higher than ours, so pursue Lucifer and be a vessel of
love to tear down the enemy!

The reality is that 99.999999% of doctors and accountants could not afford a private jet. Maybe if you owned a large accountancy company or private hospital you may have enough funds to lease such a thing, nobody buys private jets, they lease them in a package which contains the crew and maintenance.

There are probably many people outside of Nigeria who can afford a private Jet, in Nigeria they will have to settle for riding in a 10 year old Honda Civic 

Why the hell Richard Branson wanted to start Virgin Nigeria is beyond me? I thought he had more sense as a business man

Jesus died as Jesus was simply a another human being. The story regarding him dying for our sins were made up to try and make him into something bigger and take away the focus from him dying like any other human, which is what he was

Good morning Lord Lucifer. Please look over me today and help me become rich and famous.

Thank you oh dark one