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anaruagu99:
I am pretty sure that "eyonigger" the guy that originally posted this story is a Yoruba man. Very unfaithful dirty urchins they are.

No need t be racist whatever the topic  

If you have nothing better to say then you should leave Nairaland Mr < 30 posts  

Evolution can never end

If shagging another woman makes you feel sorry for your partner and guilty that has to be a good thing surely?

The more you sleep around the sorrier you will feel and the more likely to stay with your girlfriend as you will be feeling extra sorry for her 

redsun:
When did toxic car tyres become a cultural thing for cooking in africa?it has always been fire wood as far as i know.

When people lack fundamental common sense,no amount of brainwashed education or schooling can make a difference.

That's is the exact moment that toxic tyres become part of the culture

wavemasta:
It has been proven that man is hardwired to spread his seed far and wide, to ensure the procreation of his line. Don't ask me, ask the scientists. Women are programmed to nuture, and to make sure the man they "procreate" with, is strong enough to give her the best offspring, which is why women continuously test guys with so much drama.
Its all DNA! And we guys have a moral obligation to ensure that our genetic material doesn't die out.

Yes, lets blame it on science

Jakumo:
Why are all these disgruntled elements complaining about this traditional African recipe for babequed goat or dog meat ?

No matter ones opinion about  the practice of barbecuing meat using all-terrain truck tires as cooking fuel, this story is ultimately one of cooking MODALITIES.   Americans drive down to the supermarket to buy bags of charcoal briquettes that will fuel the outdoor preparation of char-broiled Texas longhorn steaks for the 4th of July picnic at the park, while Nigerian celebrants merely set fire to a few gasoline-soaked tires before grappling  a volunteer dog or goat into the roaring flames.

In the final analysis, meat is cooked and eaten by people, with the only difference being that one meal winds up with an aromatic redwood charcoal flavor, while the other one bears a distinct aftertaste of burnt rubber and gas, and probably bit the chef before being subdued and cooked.

Please let us be sensitive to and tolerant of cultural differences, ladies and mantlepieces.

LMAO Excellent

hilli666:
For all those that like to quote God. Did he not ask Abraham to cheat on his wife with his house girl? Did he not allow Solomon to Mary One thousand wive (Easy way of saying Solomon had mistresses every where) Scientifically, it is said that "if men had the same approach to sex as women did, We "as a human race" Will have been long extinct. Men and women are different. Men must spread their seed, Hence their strong uncontrollable urge to procreate. This difference between the sexes will continues as long as we exist. Men will always cheat if provided the opportunity. If a man is provided the opportunity and he displays self restraint, then he will forever hold his girlfriend in debt. That is why many faithfull marriages don't last. Any long lasting marriage someone has cheated or is cheating, the other person just hasn't found out yet.

100% True

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4291209#msg4291209 date=1249307107]I'm sorry, the guy is even worse than a 5year old. . .any help for him in kensington?[/quote]Could send him to reform school 

I think someone on this forum eats too much dog 

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=304256.msg4291125#msg4291125 date=1249306212]Are you five years old?
Go play here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-33.0.html[/quote]That is a bit unfair to five year old's

blissieng:
@ Poster,

I know it takes the grace of God. Maybe you should ask him for that grace.

You'll feel bad if it was yr gf doing it, its not going to stop there, you might end up loosing what you clain to love. then it'll be too late to cry when the head is off.

Why ruin something so beautiful for 5-10 mins pleasure? NOT WORTH IT!

But 30 minutes of pleasure and some anal changes the game plan

silenttalk:
And yes, Maggi is a form of salt.

Maggi, Knorr, Royco, A-one, all have the same ingredient in common. MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE. It is a salt created by Sodium and the Glutamic acid (An amino acid).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate

Once again the issue is about explanation.

SALT = ACID + BASE

Common salt is what we use for cooking (Sodium chloride)

How can you compare a stock cube with a truck tyre?

silenttalk:
An alternative could be using refined coal to achieve the same combustion energy.

LMAO

From one poison to another, that will be a great help

ezinne1212:
I like this, it's honest. So if your gf is also getting some on the side, it's a relationship that will last for awhile. Good stuff, keep it up!

You know that the male mind does not work like that   we would not like it if that was the case and through-out history it has always been the man that has had more than one partner, look at the Muslims  

The ideal situation for a man is as follows:

1. Long term partner to ensure that housework, cleaning, washing and cooking duties are looked after
2. Lovers to ensure adequate supply of exciting fun sex
3. Sister or Mother of long term partner or wife to sexually fantasise about  

[quote author=must_a_far link=topic=304256.msg4290679#msg4290679 date=1249301361]oh lord have mercy. . . so this acid = royco chicken cube debate still dey on.[/quote]What has Chicken got to do with Goats?

tensor777:
@thor
what has using vinegar to flavour meat got to do with the topic of using burning tyres as a source of fuel to roaast goats

What has vinegar got to do with Carbolic Acid?

Vinegar = acetic acid

sexybabes:
All this talk about "I love my gf but just wanted a shag" makes me sick.
Sorry if im taking it personally just that i had it before and its just BS.

Welcome to the real world

Surely you mean carbolic acid?

Now if that was the case it would still be toxic, but it would kill off the germs from the shitty hands of the cook so there would be some benefit 

eyonigger:
Have u ever heard that if u use a Love Machine in ur bf's absence, u are also cheating? How can u survive 30 years without helping urself 1 way or the other. Maybe masturbation would do. @ ur question: If she was the one doing this, I would feel bad just the way am feeling bad cheating on her. I think maintaining a cheat- less relationship takes the grace of God to maintain, and it is also a procedural step in our relationship lives. Can no 1 tell me they have not cheated on their bf/gf, not all, but I can bet 95% of the majority have.

The trick is to paint the fingernails on your right hand with red nail varnish then lie on your arm until it goes totally dead without feeling. Then when you masturbate it feels like somebody else is doing it

pc guru:
You know i laugh when pple cheat and make it not a big deal.@eyonigger it means you're weak and not strong willed probably you can't commit to anything good.As for your ill advisers here you all losers.Hi5

The only loser is you having to stick your small penis in the same boring hole for the whole of your miserable life 

Nobody said cheating is not a big thing, we just said it is an inevitable part of a relationship and can actually keep relationships alive

LMAO  

There are hundreds of Muslims killed in North Africa and the the biggest issue facing Nigerians is inorganic and organic acids  

That is what makes Naira a real third world country  

If you want to maintain a relationship and make it last, you have to cheat or else you will go crazy

Q. What do you do when you have finished having fantastic sex?
A. I go home to my wife or girlfriend.

Men were never meant to have one sexual partner, that is not natural. To have one life long companion is another thing and is possible.

tensor777:
And you think doing that will protect you from noxious fumes that are in the goat's system Are you being serious?

If he buys it raw and roasts it himself of course it will protect him.

Yes

Love is one thing and naughty discreet exciting sex is another thing 

[quote author=onye_ngbu link=topic=304256.msg4289872#msg4289872 date=1249290746]if you dont want to eat meat roasted with tyres, then you must have to be buying your animals live and 'execute' them yourself.

If not, there are 90% chance that any meat you buy in the market is roasted with tyres.

Tyres are cheap and they dont combust easily as firewood and they give out a lot of energy when combusting. Perfect combination for the murderers that roast those namas.[/quote]Not only is the cooked meat you buy in the market poison, you are also eating the shit from the hands of the seller

Oral fecal parasites and personal hygiene of food handlers in Abeokuta, Nigeria

Buy food from a vendor in Nigeria and you are more than likely eating their shit Shocked Shocked Shocked

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1831884

'Director General of the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC), Professor Dora Akunyili, has said that over three million cases of acute poisoning and 20,000 deaths occur annually due to exposure of food to pesticides.'

The tyres are just the tip of the Iceberg

Oral fecal parasites and personal hygiene of food handlers in Abeokuta, Nigeria

Buy food from a vendor in Nigeria and you are more than likely eating their shit

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1831884

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