₦airaland Forum

Una adventure go land either of you or both of ya where you wldnt like.

Have fun while it lasts

Afi different na..

ybalogs:
What if Dino was being conveyed in an helicopter to Kogi? Just thinking out loud.

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the ground

Boko haram youths.. Buhari stooges �

So, all these killings started coz we dont want you and ur cows in our community destroying our farms.

Dividing this country will be best. Mk buhari preside over the cattle territory forever if he n hiz pple wants

ShyCypher:
The wonderment of preeq in a woman's life can never be underestimated.

Women have abandoned their parents, skipped school, kidnapped themselves, taken flights, poisoned rivals, left their kids, lost jobs and a whole host of other atrocities just to get to a throbbin' c0ck.

My preeq will forever remain the most vital organ in my body.

All hail the Mighty Preeq.... Haaahuuu, Haaaahuuu

Ass-holes

Jealousy and rage dont care how old you are. You just start acting like a mad dog when both overwhelms you.

I dislike those that cant control these emotions, they can be deadly. Funny thing is, its not that such jealous individual is motivated by love ooo, rather it is dz claim of ownership.... Na me own the man, not you, cant share while it is often said and i quote. "There is love in sharing" but No, they no go gree.

Upon all the submarine fibre optics, network go dey disappear for phone. Internet slow like buhari

They are leaving Nigeria for greener pastures.... The camels will enter Italy through Libya.

Buhari economic plague even reach dem for desert.

On a serious note, that is one of the effects of changes affecting planet Earth. The animals know what is coming before humans even get a sign of what is about to hit earth.

NwaAmaikpe:



She paid the ultimate price for cheating.

NwaAmaikpe, i hope the Nigerian Police will jus swap you for Dino sef

Dino, the action star

chivera018:
I don't know what to type, i just booked space for nothing. How i wish i can sell this space!

This ur space sef is far from town.... Its in a thick bush.
My valuer no even give am any amount sef.. Its worthless

I want a space on FTC dt i can drop any amount to buy

Sowore don dey fall hand....

Old men tactic....

D reasons given na faabuuu

Dino has always disrespected himself all along. Making a fool of himself thinking he was catching fun.

Besides, everyone with his or her own issues. When Saraki was facing CCT, did he not face it squarely. Dino shld face his own probs too and if, perhaps, he escapes from it, good for him.

Bobrisky, omo Bariga.

He, sorry, she can cuss
Why bobrisky con provoke like that na? Easy oo

Lol, alaye Iskaba..

Jonathan even did underground closed door meetings and still lost.

Dino no dey take hin dreams serious.

Dino don see himself already for dream running frm smthing in black inside the bush... I tell am ur enemies are coming for you but as usual, he started humming his next track.

Now, dream aff com to reality..

A whole Dino... doing Jump off lai shey agbero

Idris Abdulkareem... Take the mic...

Nige.... ria jaga jaga
Poor man dey suffer suffer

merits:
all the shakara na preek go still lay her down.

Hmmm, you say wetin

Seun dey do business behind our back. All he cares about is the money...and he no go share give us. Na d part wey dey pain me most b dt.

Aproko girl don bcom Majority Shareholder ni abi new owner of NL coz ayam not xstanding.

Uncle freeze is my latest role model..
Always spot on.

Idgaf what you think.

paix:
Maybe carry guns and kill innocent Nigerians.

Haaa i no dey for da one ooo.

Dino shld release his next single na

NwaAmaikpe:



Worthless husband snatcher.
Professional recycler of men.

Only you, three husbands.
Weldone ma.

Oga, oga, stop proving buhari right with your type of comments, ehn

She only has one na

Aweboyaweboy:
i dont get.... 12 passengers in a VW golf car.... how?

Lapping dey.

Probably 4 slim ones seated in d back lapp another 4, 2 sat in the front seat lappin a little 1, plus d driver...

You know most of dem na lepa

Catastrophic

QueenSuccubus:
Why shud i cheat during exams when most of my major subjects i was exempted?

exempted kwa

Succubussss

Giraffe, be like, Awwwwwwwwwww, how romantic

Youths, go into farming. Hardworking boys enter farming, you say dem dey farm weed, you arrest them.... Then, buhari will say Nigerian youths are lazy.

What can we do to satisfy buhari sef.

You know how much foreign exchange una go earn if we start shipping weed abroad

God give us weed, government says it is illegal.... Is it the forbidden fruit in d garden God said Adam shldnt touch ni

Wait ooo, abi na igbo Eve give Adam for garden sef wey mk Adam eye clear