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the guy aint badt nah, buh for the most handsome guy on #land? guy far from it, or you trying to seduce those girls here? ummm Nice try, no wonder your post reach FP

love is blin, but dont grope what you do not see

Nigeria born as a baby in 1999, his name is DEMOCRACY. This baby sat for a WAEC. Kindly look at his WAEC result in all his nine subjects:

POVERTY. B2
EDUCATION E8
UNEMPLOYMENT. A1
SECURITY. F9
GOOD GOVERNANCE. F9
CORRUPTION. A1
ELECTION MALPRACTICE. A1
ELECTRICITY F9
TRANSPORTATION F9

Can a good parent still celebrate the performance of this poor boy? I don't think this DEMOCRACY result worth Celebrating,

na pepper e go show em, or

na choice oooo, abi? buh for me.....ko jor

lugoeke: Brono state

u be badt person oooo, deserted and horror state

Idowuogbo: Eeeeem... So far.. Yea! Bedt, some short brudahs wiv small feet dey carry certain things o! I remember wan wey I c, hin own fat like yam. As I sight d thing, omo I para strx. i''m like "dude dat shyte ain't entering any hole in my body. I refuse to die young.

omo mehn you made me LMFAO

you forgot to say, .............."eat good nutritious and balanced diet foods" i just added one....take am go FP straight

understanding parents and closeness to one's children help to discover more about the child not only their talents

Where are those brake pads na? we need prove before we can invest our money into it? you're wondering who's this, this is Special Adviser to Chief Aliko Dangote of Dangote Company,give proof and our company will invest, though the name of the brake pads will change to Dangote Brake Pads

them go soon buy nairaland.com na, heard they bought one social media just of recent,now tumblr

they should jailed him for life imprisonment, or rather shoot him, i wonder why those stupid folks use social media to dupe and perform their wicked acts, girls should open their eyes wise, i wonder why na only them get hitted, before it was guys who got duped now d tin don turn to girls..anyway sha....life goes on

Okay let get it started, between Traffic Light and Street Light Which is more useful to drivers, citizens and passenger?/

ummm this post suppose to be written in pidgin "how we fit take understand am now ojoro

We all know of latest technology of today, as smartphone are now dominating every where, before any one would even think of buying Computer, i' bet you'd have better smartphone at hand, my question goes here, Did smartphones can be pure substitute for Computers? find here the list of things that smartphone will not do.

#1 Computers are used for Repairing

you can use computers for repairing even you can repair mobiles with computer if you have the right program installed on your computer, I dont think Mobiles can perform such operation.

#2 DVD-CD/ROM/Writer

All Computers come with either CD/DVD/ROM/Writer that you can use to play CD/DVD Rom.

#3 Plug in Devices


you can use many plug in devices with Computer like USB, Keyboard, Printers, Mouse and many others

#4 Designing & Editing

you can as well use Computers for editing and designing am not talking about photo editing here o, i mean web editing, autocad and many others

source: http://www.kulhead.com/2013/05/list-of-4-unique-uses-of-computers-over.html

if you know how to do it perfectly there is no way to contact an expertise but if you know you cant do it, your best choice is to let expertise do it for you, feel free to contact me for further details

wetin be there concern sef? make them leave GEJ make im do im own time oooo, i feel pity everyday reading news of murdered innocent people in the north, i think this step make sense na, will at least ease matter, buh to tell truth oo, GEJ need to resolve the matter from the root.

Tonto Dikeh Again show for Glitz first page?? ummmm now she come show for NL FP nawaooooo, this girl sef her juju too much

hee #landers.....this post happened to be my post ooo,
here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/1291412/30-things-should-stop-doing,
I fear oooo

This is to notify those who're still interested to change their Course and Institution to make haste while the sun shine as the Change of course and institution process will end on Friday 17, May, 2013, its likely they will postpone it if Jamb Style will be considered but one of their officer announced today that Jamb will not postponed Change of Course and Institution Closing date...

the form cost 2500 Naira directly from Jamb Office, so if you still want to change or modify something in your UTME Slip, I think now is the time to act fast before it will close.

#success#

In life there are many things that will do to ourselves that in many ways affects our beliefs, success, and health

here are the 30 Things you must top doing to yourself.

Stop spending time with the wrong people
Stop running from your problems.
Stop lying to yourself
Stop putting your own needs on the back burner.
Stop trying to be someone you’re not.
Stop being ungrateful.
Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen.
Stop trying to hold onto the past.
Stop worrying so much. –
Stop being scared to make a mistake.
Stop berating yourself for old mistakes
Stop trying to buy happiness.
Stop trying to be everything to everyone.
Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness.
Stop being idle.
Stop thinking you’re not ready.
Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons
Stop rejecting new relationships just because old ones didn’t work. –
Stop trying to compete against everyone else.
Stop being jealous of others. –
Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself.
Stop holding grudges.
Stop letting others bring you down to their level.
Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others.
Stop doing the same things over and over without taking a break.
Stop overlooking the beauty of small moments.
Stop trying to make things perfect.
Stop following the path of least resistance.
Stop acting like everything is fine if it isn’t.
Stop blaming others for your troubles. –

Jack's Back.....Terrorist....you no go rest....this 2014 series na on top Boko ooo, I cant wait to watch this, 've been missing you and chloe long time...full force Jack's Back

for people with low scores and who are willing to go to polytechniv, there is a sure better way to any polytechnic of your choice, though it requires little money that's what make it sure and easy, holla me for more info
dont waste another year sitting at home

For those who are interested in Nigerian Defense Academy and who have already registered, the general cut off mark for NDA is 180, am hereby notify all candidates who score 180 and above in their JAMB UTME 2013 to rush over to NDA website to complete their registration and print out their necessary slips.

simply visit their website at http://ndaapplications.org/, login with your email address and password, fill in the form by entering your UTME registration and examination numbers respectively and finally enter your utme score, click submit and print out your exam slip, attestation, parents and guardian slips respectively...

#good luck guys.

Princevik: How much does it cost?

the form cost #2500 directly from jamb office

eameh30: Its obvious.... Coz wat I know is dat cleanliness is nearer to Godliness I don't think God is in dat place d place is too dirty

yeah I dont think so too, but for the quality of the post i had to write everything that i was being told, yesterday before i got there there were too many crowd with security personnel around....just started asking and interview some viewers and that's their reports which i cant ignored

CAMEROONPRIDE: will u shut uo , brainless cow

only God know the right answer for you. this is not about religion discrimination this is just about sharing what i experienced....#learners

After the release of Jamb result last week, the change of course and institution form which some candidates have been waiting for is finally out, candidates are advised to go to nearest Jamb office to buy the cards..

be aware that you can only use the card once, so be careful in choosing the right institutions and courses as the process is the final stage/

for those that score very low in their UTME, there is no point in wasting a year because you dont want to go to polytechnic, act fast now and change your institutions or course that best suite your jamb course
best of luck to all of us

princetunex: I was at oshogbo yesterday when this happened and i infact wrote a post concerning my personal xperience. I'm a xtian bt what hapnd yesterday was vry real. Though,i got there late bt evrybody at d crowd cudnt av bn deceived even if it ws a technnology or machine doin does things. It came up evry 15min 4rm wat i gathered.

am really happy that someone could finally concur with me, to those that doesn't believe it....i pray you woke up your eyes to see real things, every one know this kinda things are hard to believe now but if someone say its real you should at least find out the details before start posting rubbish over the internet...am a blogger and rushed there when the incident happen am even updating my friends through mobiles, will never post something that aren't real ..better learn the truth before its too late for y'all