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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Tickles001(m): 11:11am On Apr 26
Kyng1:
So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.
From the symptoms you're having. It's very likely you've got viral infection, might even be more than one disease. It's certainly not chicken pox.
Test for herpes, HPV, hepatitis and hiv. I suspect the first one. It may be too early for labs to pick it up, so I recommend you take the lady an test her of the four diseases I mentioned. I'm sure a good lab will detect the one she has and that tells you the one you have.
PS. Viral infections don't have cure. Stay away from any pussy for now, so you won't put someone else in the same problem.
I won't bother talking about your sexual misconduct. But I'll just tell you to follow up with necessary and timely actions.

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Tickles001(m): 11:06am On Jan 21
Has anyone here successfully bought anything from Alibaba. Does it work like AliExpress where you just pay and and wait to receive you item?
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Tickles001(m): 6:27pm On Jan 04
Mcslize:


Yes, resubmit the old info.
Thanks a lot
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Tickles001(m): 12:25pm On Jan 04
I got email that my t,åx form has expired and I'm required to update it. The problem is that I lost the contact of the person that gave me details to fill.
How do I get another one or should I just resubmit the old info

Mcslize:

You're welcome.
Tunni:
I write on books that solves people problems. Secondly I upload and forget about the book.
Agriculture / Re: How Can One Prevent Theft Of Plaintain On Farm by Tickles001(m): 10:39am On Dec 02, 2023
excanny:
I will like to get inputs of plantain farmers.

What is the best way to prevent theft of plantain when they are nearing harvest?


I'm really in need of advice as it's been a major discouragement for me to start.

Where are you starting the farm. Is farm theft rampant in that area. Have you asked others?
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Tickles001(m): 8:05pm On Sep 14, 2023
TheKingIsHere:


Yes, it is a hoax.

Look at this image of the indian moon landing and tell me if you believe this is real

This particular image looks unreal, but other images are close to believable.
Why would a country fake something like that and is it just this one or you believe other moon landings are all false?
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Tickles001(m): 8:44am On Sep 14, 2023
diamondbody:



It's is looking like a sculpture because you refused to learn how to read and comprehend in school. Even clouds look like cotton wool to you
Are you not overreacting like this? angry angry Who told you I went to school to start with?
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Tickles001(m): 8:41am On Sep 14, 2023
PepeXKermit:


you read the article or you just wan first comment?
I didn't. Just watched the video and photos. I'm tired of alien speculations so I didn't even bother reading the text.
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Tickles001(m): 8:38am On Sep 14, 2023
MirrorofChrist:


Abi óò,
Should we now believe that Aliens are real?
Though we heard about those who came from heaven in the book of Genesis, can they be related to inhabitants of another planet or in other words, is heaven another planet?
Too many stories those angels. Some of the stories said they're under the earth. Claiming the earth is hollow.
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Tickles001(m): 8:34am On Sep 14, 2023
TheKingIsHere:


It is all a lie, just like how they lied that India actornots went to the moon on this cgi crap

Are you saying the recent moon landing was a hoax?
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Alien Corpses’ Shown To Congress As UFO Expert Forced To Testify Under Oath by Tickles001(m): 7:52pm On Sep 13, 2023
How true is this. It's looking somewhat like a sculpture or a construct

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Sports / Re: What Is The Best App To Stream Live a Football Match? by Tickles001(m): 1:27pm On Aug 06, 2023
Erikiel:
I would love to know the apps for live streaming football matches. Football season is about to get started, and sometimes we just don't have the time to go out to viewing centers. Live streaming becomes an option.
So guys please suggest your favourite apps for football live streaming.
Thanks wink
Ten sports is your best bet. No ads and smooth

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Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 10:23pm On Jul 01, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:


cbn do release money, nirsal will provide you with tractors seed etc

But it's missing the most important part, land. Cleared land solves 85% of the problem faced by people interested in farming. I just pray govt will repent one day and do the needful.
Most of the CBN and nirsal provision ends on paper for some regions. I'd look into it though, maybe I can make something out of it, luckily.
Romance / Re: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by Tickles001(m): 2:18pm On Jul 01, 2023
Nothing can replace friends. Just understand human behaviour and you'd realise why people behave the way they do. It's not necessarily because they're bad friends.
Your best friend may be someone else's fake friend. Just be observant, self reliant and know that friends owe you nothing.

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Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 11:59am On Jul 01, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:



i applaud you bro, well in this idea the government need to do some monitoring on d release fund cus na some people dey chop am....

i did some survey on grandut oil wen it sold for like refill 60naira, power oil come in then sold at 50naira, now power oil is at 100 to 120 but the refill (local) now over 200... whats your view on this... our bad economy is not reflecting in food eg with our bad economy (dollar and petrol) say food sud be sold at 100 naira(all expenses included) that food with get to final consumer at 200... can can u see that is not the government fault not economy fault, its just some people


its well sha

You're enjoying o. Power oil sells for 200 smallest one and 350 for the other bigger sachet. Remember most of these vegetable oil are more of chemicals than natural, and these chemicals are imported. The natural part of it like kernel are not as many. If we have kernel in surplus, farmers will be forced to sell off at competitive prices, reduces the need for chemical importation. This lowers the production cost that will reflect on the shelf price of finished product.

The reason for the price increase is because local demand is beyond the available raw material. Also the production materials and the oil itself can be stored for a long time. This allows hording, which will be rendered useless if raw materials are in excess.

As for the fund part. My proposal doesn't require govt to release any funds. It's the government that gets paid instead. But the govt can always monitor any office and prevent embezzlement if they really want to. It's the "chop make I chop" syndrome that has infected people at the top that's our problem.
Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 9:14am On Jul 01, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:



its well, d north have most food companies

Yeah, and most food items cheaper there because production surpass the local demand. That's what I want to replicate everywhere.
It gets expensive after middlemen buys it and transports it to the far south.
Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 9:08am On Jul 01, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:


housing hmmmm

i deal with land(farming, real estate) i have always worry about housing future, i stay in lagos and i cry wen people cant stay where they work, some even come from ogun because of house rent and doing that transportation is so much


to me the best way mortage(i dont know if it d right word that where worker will be paying little over some years and the house will be theirs) like the west... that God for tinubu credit system sha



i have nice transportation idea if i can bring alternative to danfo(yellow bus) and make it cheaper) imagine people rushing it... looking at trains etc

My Idea is somewhat different from that, but it will serve a lot of people in need of proper housing. It will also be beautiful, will drive social development and also a win-win for govt and the citizens.

Housing crisis is silently getting to critical level but no one is talking about it, until it gets beyond redemption.
Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 6:44pm On Jun 30, 2023
I have something similar for housing too. That will crash the price of getting a befitting accommodation in the country
Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:



hmmmm i like everything u said here

no 1 i am not heartless i did not mean locals sud become jobless i mean they sud begin work under companies

no 2 my idea is all about price control, how can govt control price wen u plant vegetables at ur backyard

no3 all these pumping money to agric, buying tractors. all these are already happening in Nigeria (buhari tried) just that its not working

bro i don move with people wey dey chop billions untop dis agric and dey no nothing

one oil company i think shell begin cashew or something last year that is what am saying

bro all am saying will even help the local farmers because they even go broke, the gain from increase in food is in d hand of middle men,

and u know nothing like middlemen in companies because companies can take care of transportation

I get your view but I think my idea distributes benefits of agriculture to the common man that needs it. Than giving it over to few billionaires that will still strike a deal with the govt and hike prices.

1. Work where? Most of these companies will mechanize everything and the parts that require human labour with certainly be like other factory work in Nigeria. You work like a slave and earn so little that you can't save anything. Have you worked as a labourer in any Nigerian factory? I guess not. And remember the local farmers will never get any juicy position, only the manual labour position.

2. Govt wouldn't need to control the price because the market would regulate itself. Imagine boosting products by more than 50times. What do you think would happen. Prices of food will drop to all time low as local demand is almost lower than the supply. Remember the transportation costs of moving farm produce from north to south becomes well reduced, this means further price drop.

3. I didn't say govt should give money to anyone, it's the farmers that give govt money for the land. Just use the money to map out the already existing land. Like half of the required tractors and machineries have already been bought. Take a walk to ministeries of agric in your area and see new unused equipments.
Buhari gave little money to people with no access to large farmlands and no equipment. How do you think it will work?

Yes. The big companies can get the palm, coconut, cocoa, and cashew plantation. All those types that require long time before profit. But not the everyday food items.

Middle men will be put in their place with my arrangement. With such large farm with motorable roads leading there. Most people will come to the farm to buy things by themselves, and whatever is left the farmer can easily get in town and look for buyers. Middle men come to play when the farm is in a remote place that no one dares to go, too far from town with no public transport serving the area.
Once there's public transport to the farm and it's popular. Middle men will either throw green away or be thrown out of business.

See. If the government will just channel all the funds allocated to ministries of agric into acquisition and clearing of farmlands for just 4years, food will become 5times cheaper without regulating price and the govt rakes in billions every year from little dues. It's a win-win for everyone.
Agriculture / Re: Solution To Agric by Tickles001(m): 1:36pm On Jun 30, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:


1 discouraged local farmers
2 centralized farming
3 farming companies
4 competition

explanation 1 dont make farming interesting to locals, it wont be easy but the only way is to fall price with help of government
2 centralized is giving production to some certain hands(companies)
3 companies packaging product with these it will be easy for government to oversee price
4 competition Making sure lot of companies are into farming
disadvantage of my research 1 a company may seat on price because he is d only one doing it so make lot of companies do this, best solution is government so start the company grow it well, make companies salivate for farming and food den give lot of license


abeg i too get brain who get tinubu phone number

I think this your idea will turn out dangerous on the long run. Not to mention the level of hardship that it will bring to local farmers, who may not be able to adapt to other means of income.

This is what I propose
1. Govt should map out large farm lands in almost every local government area. Interested people will register on a portal, just like people registered for enpower.

Applicants will choose the type of agro they're interested in and the scale they can effectively manage.

2. The govt allocates all the farmlands to qualified candidates for a little fee to boost commitment. With options to buy crops and livestocks from a govt selected agro company at a discount.

3. I've spotted tractors and other agro equipments in almost every local govt secretariat and ministries of agric scattered throughout the nation, just rusting away from disuse. These machines should be moved to those farms estates for hire.

4. With lands, seeds, and machinery available. All major needs have been provided. The farmers will now hire the machineries and pay for all labour requirements.

5. The govt collects lease money every year and use it to create more farmlands, and other agro related infrastructures.

With this. You employ over 10million poor people who really need employment, agro and food processing companies will spring up. They'd be enough food to go round and govt will be generating billions per year from the millions of acres of farmlands.
Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Snake by Tickles001(m): 2:44pm On Jun 29, 2023
pacino26:


My brother I have kids around and knowing that it’s harmless I hope a bigger one comes around soonest. Who knows I may just send it to lalastical for onward delivery to you. grin cheesy

So long as it's not a venomous snake, alive and healthy, I'd happily receive. The joy of me setting it free would be immesurable. 😁😁
Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Snake by Tickles001(m): 10:52am On Jun 29, 2023
Why kill such beautiful and endangered specie. It's a ribbon snake, and it's harmless.
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Dope Pc Games For Sale by Tickles001(m): 9:18am On Jun 27, 2023
Sholzbankz:
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We have older titles available for low graphics pc

Pc controllers now available

We also deliver games in external hard drives to all locations

Call/whatsapp 08171139023

Where is your location
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Tickles001(m): 1:48pm On Jun 20, 2023
Goodnuel:
Yes. It's a dollar card. It will work on any platform that accepts dollar payment, unless they don't accept payments from prepaid cards.

I just tried and it worked. Thanks
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Tickles001(m): 7:56pm On Jun 19, 2023
Goodnuel:
Yes. I used the pink.

Does the pink work on AliExpress? I'm asking because It's started that it's black one that is ideal for AliExpress.
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Tickles001(m): 7:42pm On Jun 19, 2023
Goodnuel:
I just used Klasha to pay now. You can use that... It is the cheapest option i tired and worked fine recently.

If you decide to use it, you can use this link.
https://s.klasha.com/b3Lv
This is my ref link, and you will get a welcome bonus if you do.


Is it the pink card that you used to pay? Because the black one has been on maintenance ever since.
Health / Re: The Part Of Woke Culture We Don't Talk About (Xtreme Graphics) by Tickles001(m): 6:18am On Jun 09, 2023
RavagedHeart:

Surprisingly, some parents are even in support
Pity
Health / Re: The Part Of Woke Culture We Don't Talk About (Xtreme Graphics) by Tickles001(m): 10:42am On Jun 08, 2023
What is this. shocked How would their parents feel seeing their children disfigured like this
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Tickles001(m): 2:40pm On May 03, 2023
Ckbilic:
Please house, I need advice
Redmi 10c or Redmi 12c

How can you even compare the two phones? 10c is miles ahead.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Tickles001(m): 2:04pm On Apr 29, 2023
temmypotter:
Stuck in between buying the Samsung a04s and the redmi 11 or 10c.. recommendations please? Phone is to be used by a middle aged person not for personal use


cigie:
hello guys,

I need another phone. I need your advice.

What i am looking out for...
1. good battery
2. very rugged
3. reliable
4. within range of 150-200k

Redmi 10C. Bought in January as my second phone and it's been performing well beyond expectation. Generous battery life, powerful processor for it's price, feels light and strong.
The downside for me is that I'm used to very high quality displays. So I'm not always pleased with any screen that doesn't have very high pixel density.
And it doesn't have GPS. The thing that points out the direction you're facing.

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Romance / Re: Do I Really Need To Make Female Friends In The University? by Tickles001(m): 7:52am On Apr 25, 2023
UniversalGee:
Can't believe I'm creating a thread about this. I'm in 200 level without a single female friend. I'm an introvert and prefer to stay by myself, but I'm starting to feel like I need to make female friends.
Is that a bad life, if it is, how can I change that?
Share your experience on how you made female friends in the university.
By the way, I'm in Engineering faculty and we don't have Feminine girls in my faculty.

A big YES. You're not doing yourself any good by being an introvert without a girlfriend. Here's the catch. Take good care of yourself to become likable physically and develop friendship skills. Then girls that like you will come around, then you select the few you prefer. Don't fall too in love with just one. Have many but be careful of your sexual health.
This will work more for you if you live in a mixed hostel with a lot of girls in it.

Now about those telling you that you'll spend. It's not true at all. You only spend when you're not likable and you have to compensate with spending. Campus girlfriend is entirely free, in fact it comes with other benefits sef.
It's only in the campus that you get the luxury of having a lot of young pretty girls at absolutely no cost.

Believe me, having girls in your life wouldn't make you have bad grades. I'm telling you from experience. Fine-tune yourself and enjoy all that the campus has to offer. AFTER SCHOOL, IT BECOMES A DIFFERENT BALLGAME.

Also have a lot of male friends, especially the type that less serious with academics but with sense. E get why!

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Business / Re: . by Tickles001(m): 4:47pm On Apr 23, 2023
teeninite:


Thank you for the suggestion, it won't be easy getting lands for cropping here.

Okay. If you live in the suburbs or a place that doesn't use to have light and most of the households can't afford a generator, then you can start a phone charging center, plus POS.

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