CAPSLOCKED:
IS IT THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE,
WHO'S TIRED OF SEEING THIS OONI GUY AND HIS STORIES, OR WHAT?

Why wont u be tired,no be beans o.

shobroy10:
At this rate someone dying will still take a selfy. Nigerian very funny nation

Its not nigeria from the name.

publicenemy:
Rubbish!
he should visit the Queen of England instead of these street carnivals like a street boy. Visiting common Obafemi Martins to beg for money to buy flight tickets.


I wonder when he will visit Linda Ikeji or Corssy Orjako to beg to suck breaast.

Why the king of ur village no visit queen of england,and linda.

Daraph:
Who is Baba Ijebu among them Really want to see his face

He is the one smiling beside otunba gbenga daniel in d third picture.

mamabomboy:
A land army with no amphibian training is sent to combat different guerilla ghostmode sects. The answer is simple, the NA will be decimated and butchered like cattle. I just wish the clowns on NL supporting the army's suicidal mission would be drafted by the army. That would be poetic justice.

Ok in other words are u saying the militants are more powerful than nigeria

SirToby:

Why is your life so miserable like this ? A man lost his beloved wife and you are still playing the tribal game ? You are so disgusting and pathetic. Have you ever lost someone so close to you before ? Even animals are remorseful when one of their specie passes away. Are you sure it was God dat created you ?

No mind am na bomb dey im head

Ebal:
HappeningNow:Jide Kosoko's late wife Henrietta Final Journey To Abraka Village In Delta State

Latest! The Body of Henrietta Kosoko just left her residence after LYING-in-STATE & now on its way to Abraka, DELTA for her final journey home. She will be buried in few hours. We apologize for the inconvieniencies the change in schedule and plans has caused anyone.
We thank you all for your support and understanding.

Written by Yomi Fabiyi – Head Communications, Burial Committee.

Source:http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2016/06/happeningnowjide-kosokos-late-wife.html

First Picture:Jide Kosoko
Second Picture:Henrietta Kosoko's children

Whats her maiden name?just asking!!!

irunooboo:
This doesn't make sense. If you can't take care of your father while he was alive no amount of football matches will make his soul forgive you

Ow do u know he didn't take care of his father,or do u know the cause of his father's death.

Yoruba obas with swag(YOWS)

YoursGEJ:
Don't they also want all corruption charges against ND politicians who stole money to be dropped?

The problem of the Niger Delta is found in their own house. These states get 13% derivation from crude oil sales. Before you say that is not enough, just look at the infrastructure that has been developed by Akwa Ibom (good roads everywhere, world-class hospital and stadium) and Cross River states (Tinapa, Obudu, etc). You'll rarely hear of militant/criminal activities in these two states

Ok lets look at Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa states where militancy is concentrated. These states are the highest beneficiaries of the 13% derivation rule, collecting trillions of Naira since it was implemented. Do you hear of life-changing infrastructure being built with the money? No. What we hear is Alamesigha dressed as a woman to escape bail from UK, Peter Odili granted perpetual injunction against arrest, James Ibori in jail in UK for money laundering (forfeiting hundreds of millions of pounds meant to develop his state to the UK that does not even need the money), etc. Furthermore, their own son was president for six years and he could not implement a single project in his entire geographical zone not to talk of his state belente his own village.

Yet, criminals from these particular three states (Delta being the main one), continue to blame 'lack of federalism' while asking for corruption charges to be dropped against people who stole money that is enough to turn the entire ND into a paradise. Akwa Ibom and Cross River are leaving you people behind and I don't see the same 'lack of federalism' holding them back. SMH.

If you give Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa their own country, their leaders will loot their own people dry and they'll still blame the poor Hausa man in Bauchi who's farming onions. People in the ND need to hold their leaders accountable while also looking in the mirror.

Rant over

Bros you really hit the nail on d head.

dante300:
Dating her for 5years now..contemplating marrying her..currently doing her phd..she's just 32yrs ,am 35 .I love her so much....no longer sure if all this will work out....she schools in a neighboring state and every God given evening her cell is swicthed off.

Wenever I ask why, we end up quarelling. I don't know how long all this will end. Almost thinking of joining that school of thought where I will just have children and forget marriage. I haven't made up my mind though. Just thinking.

Trust issue is choking me. I don't care if people think am insecure but I have bought her 3 different phones, powerbank etc just so I can get her on atleast one of her 4lines....all switched off....maybe I am crazy....I don't know I need advice....castigate me or abuse me nairalanders I don't care...coz trolls nogo do me anything....n my relationship matter to me now but I know better people go answer me wisely...sorry for the typing error...I dey vex.

P.s_ I am using a friends nairaland acc in my quaters...call me....nanle.

Na olosho she be.

nanauju:
Did anyone notice dat guy behind davido

I swear d guy resemble taye taiwo

shaboti:
Its like yansh is scratching this man. Cant he stay in one place?


And tomorrow some ppl will come to compare benin oba to this one that doesbt know his left from right.

Ow can u compare a dead oba to a living,and besides ooni is a young a vibrant man of ideas and also a modern day oba cos what you dont know is that obaship has evolved to a new dimension,another example is oba rasheed akanbi the olu iwo of iwo,these category of obas a called YOWS(yoruba obas with swag).

In other words you don't give what u don't have.

HornyTiwa:
Lovely home

I have a thing for flavour Nbania

We all have choices to make,ride on beau.

MrMcJay:


10M x 365 days = 3.6 Billion Per year.

All these poverty-induced calculations sef. If you want to lie, lie with sense.

When hunger has changed the settings of your brain, you start throwing useless figures. You think 10M is like the 10Naira you use to buy sugar to drink garri? Next time, eat before coming to type on NL.

Bros thanks for taking note.

Love Machine:
Obj did the same thing when he destroyed communities in niger delta.But he ended up killing innocent civilians while the militants were no where to be found.Eventually,that didn't stop pipeline vandalism.

Na lie,technology don evolve this time around,na drones and 24 hours surveilance go do d magic.

maxzzo1:

Childish thinking!!!! You 4got is oil moni dey use to subsidizes seedlings,fertilizers etc it will rather make us go into farming commercially that means d country will divide if u ask me better....

You don't know what ur talking about,on top which waters or territory dem wan do fishing, abi na d water wey nigerian navy go don take over ,wos wobi niger delta no get waterways abeg na nigeria get am.

cktheluckyman:


your military are powerless to stop these boys!! The bombings have been going on since January inspite of heavy military presence in the region!! this is guerilla tactics.The Nigerian military are overwhelmed.Buhari was very stupid to have gone after Tompolo,he would forever regret the day he made that vmove

We know people like you,the same you will cry for mercy when the NA begin their onslaught.

blithe2nice:
when she survives this one,next time she go prefer barbing to braids.

Dis one na hammer head of horror

goldbim:
Eyah,sorry about this.what about their parents?but this is supposed to be a family issue.bringing it to social media'll only escalate and worsen issues..#ai ta Ara Ile Eni lopo# .@the end, blood is always thicker..you can't disown him just like that.

I bet you if ur kid brother does this to you ma lo woju uche,either report him to the police or on social media ASAP.oun ti o da o da.

Mouth Gig:
EVERYBODY,WANT PITY... ..RAM DEM GO DEY POSE TO GAIN PUBLICITY...

And in reality who come be the ram? Na u be the ram and i advise u to go listen to patorankin's"nobody wey no fit make am".

teepsee:
I was expecting more of threads like this when i saw the first one about the Akwa Ibom.


I wonder how we will move forward in a country full of sentiments and tribalism. Someone will say they are just proud of their origin but I bet you there are more to it as more of this thread till the whole 36 state is done including the F.C.T.

Watching

This has got nothing to do with tribalism,its about repping and hyping ur state.

Lilchilz:
My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching
for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he
was looking for. He got so worried about the phone
and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was
also high, decided to join him in the search.

After 45
minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back,
I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended
the call and continued in the search for the phone he
just answered a call with. After a while, he then
decided to use the same phone to call his line and
when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the
person wey thief am, don off am ..

No be only weed dey im head,bomb dey im head too.

abeeceebee:
See How My Sister Was Bartered By Her Husband


A man did this to his wife all because she disallowed him to have intercourse with her. I don't usually post on nairaland but I enjoy reading the contents of nairaland forum, and that is why I felt it is the right place to bring this.

Sorry to ask,was that tatoo on her hand or bruises.

psalmist0203:
what is this one-eyed he-goat saying?

Is he really one eyed?

viviangist:
This priest was involved in the recent gas fire accident trying to save a life... His name is Rev. Fr. Dr. Chika Okpalike, the resident priest of St. Joseph's Catholic Chaplaincy Unizik , Awka and Personal Adviser to the Vice Chancellor of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka.
Please let's pray for his quick recovery.
MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD WHO HE SERVE HEAL HIM AND RENEW HIS STRENGTH FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF HIS NAME, AMEN!

Photo Credit: Barr. Illikannu Bede Chideraa

http://www.viviangist.com/catholic-priest-involved-in-gas-explosion-trying-to-save-others-rev-fr-chika-okpalike

Allahu akbar

NEHLIVE:
Hawking flesh online seems to be the new lucrative business for young ladies who are lazy and don’t want to make clean money using their own sweat. There’s this 23 year old lady who is ready to dish out her flesh to any well loaded man who is willing to pay her good money. However, you must take a HIV test before exchanging fluids. This is how she advertised her services...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/05/are-you-ready-for-sx-lets-take-hiv-test.html

See her rabbit teeth sef