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cindybella101:
Its self explanatory

You 're so cute,your moniker should be cindybeau247.

Otth:
Okay, this is a challenge I need a solution to. My parents are saying no money no money when it is obvious that they have. My little brother is home because he has outstanding fees so I was wondering if I should give him my tithe to pay part while I pay the tithe next month when I get my next salary, I don't know what to do.

Mods please move it to fp, I need urgent solution to this.

This is the dumbest question have heard in my entire life.

sixtuschimere:
More

I could see a police gun and also a patrol vehicle

[quote author=cindybella101 post=45458392]The yahoo boys ;

Explain please.

cnwokike:
Who remember those days when the headmaster lashes errant pupils like this?

Share your experience...

OP na wah o dis boy wey dem dey flog resemble dracula no be small

lovdoc:
Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/shocking-baby-boy-born-without-anus-in-jos.html

Na wah o dis one is a potential fegbeyagbe o

Flexherbal:
How did you start it?
It is never too late to turn back on a wrong road.
Get your husband my natural Herbal Tea and you will sing songs joy till the end.
The tea gives men the strength and hardness and confidence to perform their duties.

How much is the herbal tea?

Lilchilz:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he
will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had
written were nothing to write home about. The girl i
sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl,
within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone,
she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to
copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to
copy. We then submited and went outside. She
started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please
what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said,
Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's
Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the
answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My
courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She
said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics,
Biology and English. I fainted!

Bomb dey ofego head.

Lilchilz:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he
will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had
written were nothing to write home about. The girl i
sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl,
within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone,
she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to
copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to
copy. We then submited and went outside. She
started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please
what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said,
Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's
Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the
answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My
courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She
said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics,
Biology and English. I fainted!

Bomb dey ofego head.

diasporaman:
This one na gobe

Plumber aye leleyi

Chuksemi:
Kai, bankers have suffered. Very soon, even bricklayers, plumbers and the likes would say they earn more that bankers.

Ordinary taxi driver kwa?

Mumu dey smell,so for ur mind because taxi driving is a dirty job it is also ordinary.o ga gan o

vanessaRN:
No one is left out in the "national suffering" as the state of the economy continues to deteriorate. As the fuel scarcity continues to take its toll on citizens, a white man was spotted transporting himself in a commercial bus a.k.a 'Danfo' -a very rare sight in Lagos.

Source : http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/04/fuel-scarcity-white-man-enjoys-himself.html

Dis one no be oyinbo,na either chinco or lebanese or even arab.

Utchgirl:
Kikikikikiki

kikikikiki

kikikikiki


I knw dem

They will soon call it white collar crime.

Ndi ofem'manu hw mkt naa?

Na u sabi

badassProdigy:
A Nairalander And His Friends Shut Down OAU In Their Yoruba Demons Attire

it was argurably the best of all the attires worn by all the FYB's for their traditional day on campus...

On the scale of 1-10, rate it...

Abeg which one be demon again o

mariobobby:
the peugeot 504 mostly used by the nigerian police force back then , while peugeot 505 was that of the armed robbers........

Yes even operation sweep sef use am with d station wagon.

maxdozie:
The singer who is currently in Australia for a show, was seen last night performing on stage.. it got more interesting as the female fans grabbed him and couldn't let him go

Lolz his hands sha

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEnW6w2yrmB/?taken-by=patorankingfire

He may be afraid of those girls,thinking they might grab his dick and as such he must protect his dick

martinifeanyi:
gud question.

Ask google.

360metrosports:
Mrs Omotayo Yemisi Akinwale got married in November 2012 then took-in and had 2 miscarriages.She was pregnant for the third time in August 2013,her husband later traveled to France in October 2013 since then she has been alone but at first everything seemed fine until after 9 months which extended to 1yr 4months; then her husband's family stood up against her, she went for scan & the scan didn't show baby but it showed there was something in her stomach, that was when trouble started in her husband's family

After the scan result,her hubby stopped calling that she lied to him, people started throwing stones at her but the pastor of her church who happened to be her husband's mentor, (Pastor Temitope Ojomo & Pastor James Olusegun) stood by her & some other church member. Infact God alone is worthy, God has been faithful to her, He didn't leave me throughout my troubled time. It was God, now she's healthy & her baby is pretty cute. The pastor told her husband & he said he isn't interested but she said ""i know that God who didn't leave me since 2013 won't leave now. My baby came to this world on the 19th of April. To God be the glory"

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/exclusive-photos-woman-pregnant-for-3.html

Na wah o God of host 3 years of pregnancy no be small thing o.

CashNaira96:
Hello friends, i have a whitlow deformed nail on my ring finger in my right hand. I was told that i had a whitlow when i was very little and since then my nail has remained deformed. Like its not growing normal, has rough face and pains me at times. Please does anyone know how i could get it back to normal? Like a drug, herb or sumtin i could use please...

Bros i can't lie to you i am someone that has this habit of always biting my fingernails and as such am always having whitlow any time i bite the last flesh on my finger,so i cannot even count the number of times i bite my finger nails even till now i still bite my finger nails and i also keep praying to God to make me stop the (bad)habit.
Anytime i have or feel the symptoms or even have whitlow,all i need to do is whenever i wake up early in the morning my first urine is what does the magic,ie all you need to do is to pee on the affected finger,you can do it continously,maybe like whenever you urinate just bring out the finger and pee on it you will observe that under a couple of days you wouldn't feel he pains on the finger any longer and its also going to dry internally.
A trial will convince you though it may sound disgusting.

Cajole indeed,its all about the calculation which is 2023.

Quakertellicus1:
PDP is not against an Igbo presidency. It is just that they are being very pragmatic. If they must win in 2019, they must win a high number of votes in the North. And if a Northern presidency does it...so be it.

Which leads me to the touchy subject of Igbo presidency. Igbo options at 2015 were to say the least spotty.

1.A GEJ win means a Northern president come 2019....meaning Igbos wait till 2027.

2.A Buhari win means a a Northern president till 2023...meaning Igbos wait till 2023.

3.Buhari loses in 2019 to a PDP Northern president...meaning wait till 2027.

The best option for Igbos is to back Buhari in 2019...and hope they get APC ticket in 2023...also hoping PDP too gies Igbis ticket in 2023.

4.Yorubas decide in 2023 that they want another shot...ie Fahsola/El Rufai (Muslim Muslim....but hey, it worked for MKO.And Fashola'ssiblings are Christian)...or Jagaban/Matan Jagaban 2023 (just kidding)....that could make things complicated.

Conclusion....Igbos back PMB in 2019 on a Pan-Nigerian ticket....and hope for a ticket come 2023.

You are very correct,igbos will rule in 2023.

Ganiyat72:
If igbos should reject PDP because they were not given the presidential ticket, but rather made to be the vice president?. What then is igbos still doing in a divisive party like apc? Which considers ndigbo in apc as inconsequential, hence the tag 5% . Or the hatred and total rejection of igbos tribe by buhari, who never deem them human enough to warrant any ministerial or notable post in his cabinet.

Where then lies the senses of these morally depraved igbo political jobbers in apc?. Isn't there a saying that a half a loaf of bread is better than non?

Under pdp igbos has attained every political post in the land, except presidency, which in due time will come, if this forced marriage still remain in one piece.
Apc is not for the igbos and igbos are not for apc, the earlier igbos understand this the better for them.

Your point is not being fair and logical to the igbos in the sense that igbos stand a better chance of becoming president under the apc in 2023,why should they go for vice president,so after all the marginalisation claims by igbos all the pdp can offer is a position of vice presidency rather than presidency,what a shame.

LesbianBoy:
I know this thread will soon make frontpage

Pa ara e

obiremy:
Weird happenings are usual in Lagos, however, even with that, this photo is rather outstanding. A man is seen wearing just his underwear and talking to a bus driver right inside Lagos traffic and in broad daylight too.

The actual spot where the photo was taken is not clear. Also, what may have caused the man's weird display is not known. However, the photo has caused quite a stir on social media with many people questioning the man's intention and many others actually finding it really funny.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/man-spotted-wearing-only-pant-in-broad.html

Na wah o lagos don turn pple to weirdos

nairalandbuzz:
I cant laff...

Its like a joke I saw sometimes back...

Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” how do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worse, your friend name is ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will you do to convince the Nigeria Policemen.

Bros this matter get k leg o.

Rapmoney:
This is a high level of lawlessness in a foreign land. I witnessed this at Okorodudu Junction, along Effurun-Sapele Road this evening.

This white man shamelessly parked his car on the road and started urinating, right there in the very presence of everyone; as busy as that junction is!!! If a Nigerian tries this in this man's country, the resultant effect will be very disastrous!!!

The man could be lebanese cos na dem dey get dat kind mind.

Rapmoney:
This is a high level of lawlessness in a foreign land. I witnessed this at Okorodudu Junction, along Effurun-Sapele Road this evening.

This white man shamelessly parked his car on the road and started urinating, right there in the very presence of everyone; as busy as that junction is!!! If a Nigerian tries this in this man's country, the resultant effect will be very disastrous!!!

The man fit be lebanese cos na dem dey get that mind

Oliviaxx:
Hyginus
Longinus
Romanus
Callistus
Evaristus

Lastly,leviticus,ignoramus

Lamidi,iskilu,suweba,thomas etc

Bsc:
Facts in sambisa forest.

1. As soldier fighting in sambisa , u are not allowed to exit the battle field.

2. As Many die in battle, truck loads of soldiers are deployed.

3. Same ammunition recovered in battle may be recovered twice .. How comes?

4. Some of your gallant soldiers disappears in battle, u will only see them during retreat of the day.

5. Your hands may have to be on trigger 24/7.

6. There is a gun that brings down a giant tree.

7. Appetite for food is lost.

8. Bathing /sleeping hmmmm that could regularly be @ the comfort of your home.

9. Will shock u how information gets to ur enemy first .

10. Forgiving a terrorist is left to God..but fixing their appointment with God..Is the priority of our gallant soldiers...rugged all military!

Are u a soldier?pls

sixtuschimere:
Biko, what is sexy about this photo kwa? Does this even happen in real life? No matter the love …except Oga is sick and needs someone to help him to the toilet, he is simply on his own, lol

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/couple-shoots-pre-wedding-photoshoot-in.html

Shit happens

Truckpusher:
Ekweremadu should just shut up and watch Buhari carry out his draconian policies with zero respect for our diversity ? It's high time we all must sit and talk or we will talk under the barrels and the nozzle of the gun.

Nigeria has a date with destiny, whether you leeches and back biters like it or not, we must talk now or never - I will also remind you that 1967 isn't 2016.

Don't reason like a truckpusher,reason like a truckowner.