₦airaland Forum

DickDastardly:
Vanity upon vanity.
No rich man will go to heaven.
The rich also cry.
Na who e epp.
Material things.
Will he be buried with it?
Does he not have the poor around him?



Poor man's lines ............ add yours

Won le help

Dawdy:
Behold....

Did i only observe that the people on fayose's background dont look chinese.

yang:
Zoo Navy Launches Massive genocide Operation to Steal Oil in Niger Delta

I hope ICC is watching and taking evidence of the zoo president Buhari and his Hausa/Fulani Brothers coming to people's ancestral Land and killing them in the name of One Zoo

This is what they did in Odi, This is what they did in Onitsha, Aba, Agatu

This is the Hausa/Fulani genocide army looking to take over people's ancestral Patrimony

So no action is being taken against boko haram for ur mind,i think u have a mental problem.

idensko:
When will the Navy or Army gear up for Fulani herdsmen,

I don't think dre is anybody on this that Irritate me like dulladiiiiiiiinho

Se u fit call ur papa President Buhari

bakynes:
For Manual remove ur leg from the accelerator, change to gear 1 and gradually pump your clutch. For Auto, remove ur leg from the accelerator, change to D1 as it slows down a bit pull ur hand brake and change to park.

Bros na wahh o ow u go engage from gear 4 or 5 to gear 1,its not done,engage from gear 5 to 4 to 3 to 2 to 1 nad as u do that the car slows down gradually but if u engage from gear 5 to 1 directly then you risk your car to sommersault .

Yomieluv:
If at speed,don't step on the brake instantly,else it can tumble.

Just hold on to the steering,and try to control to a halt.

He never said his tyre bursted but was talking about brake failure,so the issue of him not to apply his brake does not arise.

This girl is beautiful,what a cruel world.

kennygee:
See PMB face for the first pic, just to wear jacket, e do face like who drink lime, abi the jacket dey smell?

No the jacket bitter, na jedi.

petux:
she deserve it tho....chasinq married men around. who dae don help?
Good Morning Nairalanders.

Whether or not na another woman's husband,this kind of barbaric act can only happen in zimbabwe cos its a babaric country.imagine because dem sleep with your husband na im you come strip fellow woman unclad

kayboy4y:
This small boy Don give one "AUNTY" belle....

Where is Aunty Linda Ikeji sef?

Se the mother of d child is older than techno.

Who says nigerian artists who sing or add indigenious language to their music can not compete with other genres of music all over d world and a testimony is olamide and also people like fela anikulapo and king sunny ade in the past.

CastedDude:
make him sleep inside armoured tank? e b like say u be retired general

Me sef tire. O bros abi ow civilian go dey advice soldier to sleep inside tank.

sixtuschimere:
According to a Twitter user who shared the photos,the labourer was spotted lifting an unopened bag of cement with his teeth in Lagos.What is the secret behind this?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/in-lagos-labourer-lifts-unopened-bag-of.html

Its a very big lie,probably cement is not in d sack or could be photo shop.

Coldplay007:
I can't believe this thread is not on front page yet. If it's tonto Dikeh now or dead snake, it would have made front page...

Sis na wah o ,like u know say na snake matter dey reign for nairaland.be it anaconda,pyhon,cobra,rattle,sea,mamba or even worms like tape worm,ring worm,guinea worm,luke worm and so on.kill any of this and its gonna make front page.

Maamin:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy



The hookup culture in modern society makes it look like Sex is the best way to finding the right one. This has totally damaged the dating culture in out society because relationships are now more focused on Sexual intimacy than emotional intimacy.



Women tend to disregard emotional intimacy which includes sharing each other’s experiences, opinions and feelings and would feel guilty about not jumping into bed too soon with a guy they like.

As much as physical intimacy is important, there’s always a reward for waiting. Inspired by YourTango, here are three things to consider before having Sex with your partner.



1. Are you both interested in staying together in long-term commitment:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy. You have to first see yourself in a committed relationship with your partner otherwise, save yourself the heartbreak.



2. Are you satisfied with where you both stand:
Emotional security is constantly overlooked by most people and if you can’t honestly give a ‘yes’ to if you are both secure then you should reconsider the Sex. idea.

3. Do you both share the same ideas and values:
It’s not how he feels about you, it’s how you feel about him. You should know how he fits into your life in terms of certain values such as work-life balance, religion, lifestyle, parenting style, religion, money management.



http://app.pulse.ng/relationships/for-ladies-only-dont-have-sex-with-him-till-you-consider-these-3-important-things-id4444430.html

Se na olosho u wan dey tell all dis tales by moonlight

Adaowerri111:
Becoming disgusting

Na lie its becoming more sumptous

FlirtyKaren:
This endowed lady was spotted in Lagos yesterday. See how all the men in sight gummed to her side like bees.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/woman-with-very-huge-boobs-causes.html

I love highly endowed women.

irunooboo:
What is the hype with this stark illiterate bread seller that everyone seems to be obsessed with She will and will always remain a stark illiterate who is known for hawking Agege bread. I hope she is saving enough money to buy enough agege breads when her fake fame diminishes? I give her 2 years she will be back to hawking bread. Bloody ugly stark illiterate dullard who cant even say a word in English. Mtcheeew

Irun obo oga o olorun wa o

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

U neva finish,fuel scarcity brings unity among nigerians cos na for filling station u go se hausa and igbo man dey strife for one common tihng(fuel).

Daniel058:
Wonder they say never end , today (this morning) ) we killed this big snake very near our neighbour's house where they are clearing for this year farming..


I usually kill snake easily but this one really scared me.. WHAT!! ! 40 Snakelets in one snake, I thought snake lay eggs but this specie carries it young ones till they mature, and that's when they kill their mom, open it's belly and crawl away..


Chai! Again I SAY "WONDER SHALL NEVER END" "

Bros no vex o se na inside sambisa u dey stay

It doesn't matter,i love ladies with very hairy kitten

MissMalia:
nt really but d way it was described

Thank god,now i can relax with a chilled bottle of goldberg.

irunooboo:
Nnamdi Kanu is their grand patron. They are called IPOB yoots. Bia-fraud is their country. Drug dealing and fraud is their preferred profession. Their head is flat. They are known for developing every region of the world while their land is washed away by erosion. Bunch of criminals

Haba now u dont have to be so harsh,anyways sha may god forgive u.

lebroske:
Great nairalanders, i know you people are exceptional in giving good advice to people because i have been following this tread for some time. Though i am new.
i am suspecting that my lovely wife is cheating on me. The reason is that, each time i want to go through her phone, she picks up a fight. Whenever i want to use it for something else, that would be the time she will want to use it. I feel she is hiding something from me but i really want to get an evidence so that i could confront her. Most of the time when she is chatting with someone on phone, she hides the conversation. i wonder why?
Pls great nairalanders, what do i do in this situation? I don't want to confront her yet because i don't hv a proof.
Please no insult. Thank you

Roger dat

OlujobaSamuel:
hmmmmmmmmm
av no issues with the rehabilitation of the brainwashed field ediots, but pls don't try to consider amnesty for the strategic level except you want to kpeme before your due dat after una pikin don go before you do.

Please repeat yourself.

obiremy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD0MiiGv5mi/

The fairy-tale story of break-out model Olajumoke Orisagunna restored a lot of people’s faith in human nature and drove home the point that miracles do happen.

Togolese international Emmanuel Adebayo has requested to meet a kid who plays the flute via his nostril. The young boy who was discovered by Nollywood actor Adedimeji Lateef while queuing for fuel at a filling station in Ijebu-Ode might be moving on the greater things.

The 2008 African footballer of the year who joined Premier League side Crystal Palace on a 6 month deal in January, is requesting to meet the talented boy.

“I would really like to get in touch with the young fella, so if anyone knows him let me know directly or contact @team_adebayor, ” he said.

Good things can indeed come out of the most uncomfortable situations.

Watch the video of the boy playing flute via his nostrils on the link above

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/another-cinderella-story-footballer.html

Adebayor se u go meet me,i can blow a saxophone with my anus.

Cutehector:
B like say na village girls u take dis survey on..

I tire o

solara:
Disgusting talent

Whic one u get

chido20:
only in the zoo.....

Na una push NK to where he is today and the funny thing is that u will never volunteer to serve his jail term for him

Knowledge9000:
Typical Yoruba...obsessed with the Igbos

The Great Igbo Race fighting to liberate all Nigerians. Fearless people not like the cowards in the SW...holding all us hostage in Nigerians. !

Chai see grammar

TippyTop:
He went mad after realising APC scammed him into voting for them.

Na for ur mouth dem go hear say iya teacher la je.