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@tijay_grozny...Dat awkward moment when you realise just one female dropped her twit-handle...

Very true I must say...I wonder if they know they're "customer care"...whenever I call dem,they're always sounding like they don't give a fvck...so...I also put on my worst behaviour...& dat makes the conversation more enjoyable.

If you truly love her(as you claim),you won't come to Nairaland to seek validation...js saying...

Flesh(ara eran) is different from fat(ora eran)...ask your meat seller.

IMO,she probably got married to get back @dat pastor(church,usher)...not for anything else.

U people should not crush urselves to death oooo...ehen!...js saying sha...

The "Stolen food tastes better" mentality...

STOLEN FOOD TASTES BETTER!...I suggest u FRIENDZONE him(afterall,na una profession)...when he sees u as a friend,u'll lose value progressively(to him...ie)...I'M NOT SAYING U SHLD SLEEP WITH HIM OOO! Ehen...js normal friendzoning.

Now I'm officially scared of marriage!

Religion as a whole has done more harm than good to the world...Christianity inclusive!...Crusades,jihads,human sacrifices...TERRORISM!!!

Well...what about washing ur mouth...cos I notice pple don't enjoy talking when they ve oozing traps...js saying sha...but dis piece's on point though.

CORRUPTION IS NOW LEGAL!...that's the message folks.

Honestly,i can't stop crying...

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!...EXCUSE ME!...Our "softwares" are different...,because we experience different things that mold & shape us into whatever we turn out to be...PERIOD!

I just want to say: SCREW YOU,RETARD!!!....there's ur sentence.

@op are u asking?...Well...,lemme put it clear then:Airtel internet service is BULLPOOP!!!...I saw this coming though;it's a 9gerian problem...it's just hard to maintain good standards in this country...

@op are u asking?...Well...,lemme put it clear then:Airtel internet service is BULLPOOP!!!...I saw this coming though;it's a 9gerian problem...it's just hard to maintain good standard in this country...

These females...js wanna have fun,& visit the "choiciest"hotels & places...then,they re all over the internet,moaning & groaning,crying foul abt being molested...I bet she didnt tell her bf or huzzy,where she was going...bt sorry ehn...next time turn down hotel invitations...or don't go alone!

Wow!...looks like the one Maroon5 used for "pay phone"...

Make una no veks o...bt the guy looks like al Assad of Syria...

Anybody been to heaven lately...Any news from that end

I 'ld say the same too...this country does its disastrous best to suffocate a young (wo)man's dreams & aspirations.

think abt it...these are "valid"reasons to start a relationship...otherwise,give the right reasons to start one...

No be una dey find six-pack...me I've four packs,had 2 borrow two 4rm my friend 2impress dat yeye gal...*laffin*

Why ask Mr. & Mrs.general public 4help when he played a role in the success of tuface & the likes...wen dem dey pop chamPAIN & other allied chemicals,dem no know sey kidneys go mal4nction...?it's all part of being a star : Big cars,Big houses,Big parties,& of course...Big diseases.

See dem...they all know wat d problem is...yet they still spread hate...& they expect it 2stop...I think we shld see pple as "fellow humans" rather than create unnecessary tribal divisions...

Hmmm...story...I don't see so many pple surrounding the woman...abi na d govnor new office be dat...BULL-POOP!

Somebdy 4got 2mention dat the woman was being b*tchy...Aboki did not js slap her 4fun...

Well...here's a valid reason to "cane ur lane",& get ur own friggin husband...I don't blame the accussed...it's Love's fault.

I sleep...then wake up in a few hour's time...that's the biggest miracle I've ever seen...