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Who doesn't know that "most" ladies these days are groupies. |
Africa!!! The showbiz continent... All I have to do is act film or sing trash... I'll be seeing governors and presidents in no time... Who needs education anyway. |
Food! Person go just carry plate for nylon bag dey waka for street...� |
Don't worry...I like pronouncing these places wrong... Besides, that's how they pronounce them on al Jazeera. |
It's time for her to return to the farm. |
They will not tell these ones to go & farm...or buy Keke for them as empowerment... Bastards. |
Africa...ever backward Africa...when will things change for good? Maybe Kanye's right after all. |
Lakeside79:... Well, that would be nice ;but your president says you should go to the farm. |
Fellow Nigerians...Your president is a mad man. |
So...she gathered her children while they all cried to take a selfie Humans are strange. |
Turns out Nigerians are not broke after all. |
London people always staging rallies for PMB... They should come home... Nigeria is safe. |
One of the rare occasions where it's okay to support thugs. |
He finally realized his generation failed. |
Why's she going to France? She & her husband should relocate to Iraq... I hear it's very Islamic there... No handshakes & what-nots. |
When you pipu were sleeping with him & enjoying privileges no one heard a thing...all of a sudden you want to resurrect past atrocities after you have fallen from his grace... Well, dear females, if you're a victim of sexual harassment, please learn to report IMMEDIATELY! don't come here & be giving us complicated cases from years ago. Ps: I'm tempted to think that females only cry foul when they are no longer enjoying the tryst. |
Religion is humanity's biggest fraud... The earlier you accept this knowledge, the better for you. |
They world has gone crazy for long. |
It's intellectually lazy to blame a dead man for your incompetence. |
If you can have sex on live TV & be applauded for it, what's wrong with it on camp... Or do you cease to be human when you register for NYSC ![]() Corpers fvck corpers, then the soldiers take their share, the LGIs also participate... It's a merry go round out there...jungle style merry go round. |
What's Charles Taylor's ex doing here? Does she want more diamonds? Or maybe she came for some crude oil. |
This is where a normal president should be... But we all know that our president is not normal... That bus park is more important. |
Give big men big cars...give struggling people Keke...SMH...in a sane country, the Keke & the cars would be burnt, & whoever is presenting them seriously flogged...but then, they don't give such shitty "empowerment" in sane countries...what a country. |
When you call women commodities that can be traded at random, some feminists will bark at you like rabid dogs...well...y'all keep selling... People are kukuma buying. |
Where are the feminists, the NGOs...girl power this, woman empowerment that... You will never find them where/when they are needed. |
1. Know somebody
2. Know somebody who's somebody
3. Be prepared to kiss ass & spread your legs(as the case may be.) |
Online this online that...you people just write these things without passing any valuable information... Like you think people will tell you how they make their bucks?well...y'all don't be fooled : become doctors, lawyers, public administrators...entrepreneurship in Nigeria is also (mostly) dirty... You have to kiss this one's ass & sleep with that one, or become housegirl to another one before you make it big. On the other hand, your public sector won't fix itself...y'all need to stop demonizing public service. |
Kudos to her...it ain't easy. BTW,heard the Microsoft guy made it to Singapore... Everyone's trying to escape the shithole. |
Some people are obviously mad. |
The country hard... I wish we could lay hands on MTN executives & beat them up like this...what a shithole. |
Two unfortunate incidents : somebody lost 1k...& someone died for it. SMH |
Don't worry... A 10b naira church is been built for them. |
Humans are strange.