₦airaland Forum

LMAO

Asking the killers to go after the people who didn't treat out of fear of what the killers might do. This country is cursed.

AFRICA IS CURSED!

SARS - government's squad assigned to trim Nigeria's population by eliminating the youths...it all makes sense now.

The photos are meme materials.

Some people have achieved/are achieving a lot than some folks here can ever dream of...from the comfort of their parent's home. Do y'allselves a favour & keep building your lives. No need to come & tell lies on nairaland to impress people you might never meet.

1. That woman was not crying in that picture. 2. President was smiling. Your explanation doesn't correspond with the picture.

1. That woman was not crying in that picture. 2. President was smiling. Your explanation doesn't correspond with the picture.

This is how the Nigerian police force should be dealt with.

Let me join you all in pretending to not know that some sort of jihad/ethnic cleansing is on...& to that person saying "they lost cows/give them a break", well...I hope they get to your family members soon enough...so you can learn to stop equating humans with cows.

Essonaku:
Its only he who is a bastard that can easily identity other bastards. Its unfortunate that ur brain is too myopic to know where the incident happened.

... Mr. Policeman, you Feel better now?

There's a video of a policeman stoned to death by an angry mob somewhere in the north(some say Kaduna, I'm not sure.)... I dare them to go there & try nonsense in the name of avenging... BASTARDS!!!

I raised the question: "why did Fela dedicate a whole track to Abiola's thievery?"... But some zombies called for my head immediately. All I know is: in whatever contest, I'd pick Fela over Abiola.

There are many more out there...but instead of making education feasible and worthwhile, these bastards are busy scoring cheap points and using a poor child they'll most likely forget about after a few weeks.

This your president is a bastard.

Don't let the scoreline deceive you,we are worse than Saudi Arabia.

Oh! I see... Very logical. I forgot to wish all the single fathers out there a happy mother's day during all the numerous "mothers day" celebrations.

Oh well, females love psychos... What else can I say!?!

Everything in this shithole can kill you.

This pig that is high...I'll listen to the cat... What was its prediction?

Best president Nigeria never had... #ITT

Men don't dump broke women for being broke... But even your male friends will ditch you when you're broke. SMH.

Beards... Mine's not enough... Can't be sharing the little I have with her.

By the time I have a car, I hope to have no use for this list.

Religion! Making bastards of humans since forever...it's okay to burn a shrine, but if someone torches a church or mosque, people won't stop moaning & whining... You people should cancel out yourselves so the world can have peace... Even for 5 minutes.

I wanted to ask where the god they were going to serve was when the accident was happening...but then you people will call me insensitive... So... Yeah.

WTF did I just read? Honesty is obviously not the best policy.

And WTF is wrong with that!?!?
After all, most of you stroke & spread your legs for free... Or for measly transport fare & indomie money...yen yen yen... Yapping off like you won't take less for even more degrading stuff.

Cats love to stay in bonnets because it's usually warm... But (most) Nigerians are superstitious buffoons... So...yeah...kill the cat.

People usually convert to Islam when they want to do terrible things.

I swear some Nigerians don't have sense.

I came here expecting to see pictures of humans being maltreated... But, obviously, cows are more important.