₦airaland Forum

gypsey:
Yes! Benz is benz, once you drive benz you don't want to drive Any other car, I started with a C class 220 and then an ML 320, A 4matic and now A AMG.

Even 1992 Model is Almost a classic benz and Good too.

Good luck.

. You be boss o . We still dey struggle here o . Permit me to change your name to "the benz man"

gypsey:
Okay, i will try to keep it.

my first car must be a Benz. Even if it's 1992 model Benz is benz

Large gbese oo

Benblaq:
These ones can use their fist to fight Kung fu.
Not these stupid idiots in Nigeria carrying big guns for nothing. Las las one local herdsman will kill him.

The day Rotimi came to my church, I didn't come out until he left.
The amount of DSS and security that carried guns inside the church would be enough to secure a full LGA

. And the pastor did not complain?

hisgrace090:
To be born in north Korea seems a great punishment.

Worst is that should any of them attempt to resigned from this jogging and always running security job, they'll behead the person.

how true is this Sir?

gypsey:
Yes! thanks! but it's very Expensive to Run..i am thinking of getting Rid of it and getting an Economically cheap to Run car.

ahaaaann.....I'm tapping into the Benz already. Dont sell it o the car fit you na

gypsey:
I don't know much About cars, I take my AMG benz SUV 2016 Every time to the repair shop. Even for a minor problem, i believe they reap me off All the time.

But i wouldn't want to Damage the car further by DIYing It. So i pay. To even change Plugs.

. Hmmmmmm... You got nice taste for cars...

islandmoon:
I tell mechanics boys what to do, I understand my car so well that I can listen to her talk , her name is Marc and there is no language she speaks that I do not understand, she's my first wife but my wife dethroned her.

. What is the name of your car sir?

JerryJJZ:
Nothing can be compared to nature! The beauty is second to none.

This is one of the most beautiful pic of nature I've ever seen..

. Check @nature_with_nikon. You might see more...

Ayoswit:
I just love nature

Me 2 . I'm a nature photographer. Check @nature_with_nikon

Taniaa:
That's why it's good to ask for help and not let ego overtake

uh....seriously need your help.

Their are no strict disciplinary measures in football. I'm talking of "strict". Players can behave anyhow with little or no consequences. Take a look at pogba and the special one....

Let all the awo boys and olomi oke gather here for a selfie..... It's not easy.. . I rep Ogbafemi

Baddiezz:
shots fired

catchy signature.

mrcoolautofix:
Don't buy it if you don't intend to care for it..it can be very frustrating if you have wrong hands mess with the wirings

in short, Volkswagens are not reliable cars

Wiseandtrue:
But them never born you and I that time nau

Shuooooooo

descendants of lie Muhammad...

Apt!!!! You just made me scared of vw

Zhegx:
Cheers bro

thanks boss

daplousboi:
Happy birthday to u bro..... Age with endless success
Jah bless ur new age.

thanks boss. Appreciated..

Most people only genuinely seek forgiveness at the point of death.


Happy baiday to me

skales67:
Nepa has caught me unawares in the same scenario. I watch during midnight when everyone is asleep!

All I did is simply loosen the VCR screws and remove the VHS tape from the sitting next to the play head and screw it back in place.

Those good old days sha

took me long before I learnt how to remove. Good old days...

MartinCorridon:
Bros, if you studied Computer Science, i would just conclude you are the guy!

NEPA took light too in his case and he forgot to remove it when he slept off.

He was woken by a deafening slap from his dad

naaaaaa.....Its different o. I was never caught tho...

MartinCorridon:


" Spare the rod and spoil the child"

The young boy was trying to apply the same principle

I would never forget a pal who forgot a bluefilm (porn ) in the Family's VHS player in secondary school days.

The beating from his strict dad had no Part 2

. Mine was close to the one you described. Nepa actually switched off the light while I was watching in the midnight. They did not bring it till we left for school in the morning. Daddy might want to see a movie before going to office since it was a Friday. I was not myself in school. I have never prayed so hard in my life........................don't ask what happened oooo

phintohlar:
na wetin u see b dat abi

yea babe. Watz up?

phintohlar:
oh so u would rather prefer we look tattered right? E no go work for u in Jesus name...

. Nice ass

How much for the color sir?

obembet:
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Below is a list of candidates that will run for the office of the president.

President Muhammadu Buhari – All Progressives Congress, APC

Atiku Abubakar – Peoples Democratic Party, PDP

Gbenga Olawepo-Hashim – Alliance for New Nigeria, ANN

Omoyele Sowore – African Action Congress, AAC

Obadiah Mailafia – African Democratic Congress, ADC

Kingsley Moghalu – Young Progressive Party, YYDP

Chris Okotie – Fresh Democratic Party, FDP

Hamza Al-Mustapha – Peoples Party of Nigeria, PPN

Habib Mohammed Gajo – Young Democratic Party, YDP

Olusegun Mimiko – Zenith Labour Party, ZLP

John Gbor – All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA

Davidson Isibor Akhimien – Grassroots Development Party of Nigeria, GDPN

Ali Soyode – Yes Electorate Solidarity, YES Party

Ike Keke – New Nigerian Peoples Party, NNPP

Sunday Chukwu-Eguzolugo – Justice Must Prevail Party, JMPP

Eunice Atuejide – National Interest Party, NIP

Hamisu Santuraki – Mega Party of Nigeria, MPN

Edozie Madu – Independent Democrat Party, IDP

Peter Nwangwu – We the People of Nigeria Party, WPNP

Ahmed Bee Buhari – Sustainable National Party, SNP

Tope Fasua – Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party, ANRP

Ade Fagbenro Bryon – Kowa Party

Moses Shipi – All Blending Party, ABP

Yahaya Ndu – African Renaissance Party, ARP

Chuks Nwachukwu – All Grassroots Alliance. AGA

Habu Aminchi – Peoples Democratic Movement, PDM

Yabagi Yusuf Sani – Action Democratic Party, ADP

Babatunde Ademola – Nigeria Community Movement Party, NCMP

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

. You are becoming too serious with this thing o

StarUp:
Copied:
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'chimmmooo! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Uju I can explain, stop!' I shouted as I ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Uju with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....

My wife's family and I have been gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from pastor Ebube... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, I learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.
Happy valentine folks!

nice. The red candle got me.

If its Lagos, I'm not surprised

If you have a car ready, I can help.

IAmSkinny:
That 1300 dollars is for body only configuration o

I know. Make body land fest...

Bonapart:
From shangua to shangua... da fuk. Our suppose top striker.