₦airaland Forum

luminouz:
U are so fvcking wrong...
The worst is bedbug infestation... U will be driven mad prematurely,always waking up at odd hours, eyes squinting,nose quivering,skin itching,all so u could have a go at these mudafuvking pests who suck ur blood sneakily and disappear so frustratingly. U crush one and even though u feel a sense of accomplishment,the stench is enough to make you gag,n there are about a 1000 more sneaking peeks at you somewhere somehow....
You rush and buy Baygon,Raid or whateverdafuq the pesticide is called,flit the shiit outta your room and wait outside for a while singing lullabies under your breath. Poor thing!!! You don't know that shiit don't work,a lesson you learn that very night!!!
The disgrace dey give u when sighted on ur clothes or bag or shoe can never be gauged. Disgust,shame and outright horror greet u from all eyes and more than once,you will feel the urge to commit suicide!!!!

And the worst part is,those fvckers are Hermaphrodites,they don't need a male or female to reproduce,they got everything they need to fvck u up and make new babies and ur horror continues.


So having rats is bliss compared to bedbug...they make life a literal hell for you

Felixalex:
Chai

Remember when i visited a relative in Jos, rats were climbing my head at night. The next morning i went to sh1t (dat squatting type of toilet) naso rat from no where jump ontop my nyash, i shock stand up with force hit heat for wall...

I was supposed to stay a week, i stayed only two days, i faked a call for an interview

EVILFOREST:
Let’s keep CASTING AWAY EVIL SPIRITS we will surely get there

The USA MISSION to the MARS is epic.
Such has been on our awaiting list.
That’s VISION 2022 and 2050.

An UNMANNED (with Monkeys) Spacecraft will be sent 2022
Then HUMANS will be relocated 2050

a 20 BILLION DOLLAR project
That means when Rapture occurs on earth, only AFRICANS will be left to face judgment

Enemyofpeace:
She have hold

deturla:
Brother mi. Howfar nah??

Hotfreezer:
Very boring and imaginative.

Don't force humour, it's an inborn talent. If you no get am, you no get am.

tosteMedia:
I get to church late.. to avoid tithes and offering time

natanyin:
I am not understanding

millionboi2:
Very true


Actin is no more recrutiv



Olosho everywie formin actresss

Ishilove:
You must be new on Nairaland.

Raalsalghul:
Leave those beings. If they see the God fearing man, they will tag him boring.

faithfull18:
Like you don't know.
Scarcity of responsible, diligent, God-loving/God fearing men.

Mind you, men are all over the place. The right ones are just no where to be found.

Fuckmytoto:
The government is 100% in control of boko just because of money they're wasting people's life ... wonder howmuch they will budget this year to "fight insurgency" + the ones they're getting from international communities.. anyways na d hungry and uneducated soldiers them dey always send to fight boko boys

Pojomojo:
Is it true that you can now use Sanwo-olu to measure distance in Lagos?

"Moshalashi is 7 Sanwo-olu posters from Ojuelegba junction"

"Just count 5 Sanwo-olu posters, then turn left, then count 2 Sanwo-olu posters, my house is the one with Sanwo-olu in blue kaftan on the gate"
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Nigeria's problem is bigger than just 1 President,
let's try 2 Presidents.
Atiku For morning duty &
Buhari For night shift

ExAngel007:
if a man touches me I get pregnant

oluphunmy:
So help me God �

EpsBlogger:
EPS is hiring now..
Get paid for processing mails daily..

Princesschi:
Please who has it on phone, let's xender it���

Yewandequeen:
Yeah crazy friends.Dont go with crazy friends but trust me you will have so much fun.

Yewandequeen:
was fun i must tell yah. But didnt like the last one, friends pushed me into the water and i felt what drowning looks like. Wasnt a good experience at all.