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CelebritiesRe: 'my Hair 'are' Not Cheap, I Change It Every Four Days, $500 A Week' - Bobrisky by timawoku(m): 7:52am On Jun 28, 2017
Who dey go interview this one sef? Person wey dem suppose forget inside pit latrine
RomanceRe: If Your Boyfriend Is Not A Cultist, My Dear You Are Still Single – Nigerian Lady by timawoku(m):
Ode people...na this type go marry now come go join that useless FIN group or dey disturb that lawyer for Facebook dey post pictures of battered face. ..mumu somebody
ProgrammingRe: Programmer Needed For A Cryptocurrency Project! by timawoku(m): 10:39am On Jun 21, 2017
My brother please does one need a license to start a bitcoin trading website? What are the requirements? Sorry for deviating
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Finally Slayed The English Languange (pics) by timawoku(m):
If you use an android phone then you will know that she probably made a typo, too many kids on nairaland

Many of those commenting don't have credit passes In English, jamb score self na English finish them, dem go come dey form don 1 for here, olodos
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: See The Extremely Dangerous Black Mamba I Caught Alive *graphic * by timawoku(m): 4:08am On Jun 20, 2017
Wetin lalasticlala go cause ehn! Na so I see one snake for my popsie fish farm, for my mind 'na front page be this o', when I close up come carry fone make I snap, I done forget say the fone dey auto zoom
...as I look into the fone screen na him I see the snake very close to me, I run throway fone, opelope screen guard, na so I begin dey curse lala o...just becos of FP wey no EPP anybody...
This one self dey use black mamba dey play, if that one bite now he go say na devil cos am
RomanceRe: Your Help Is Needed..puzzled And Confused by timawoku(m): 3:53am On Jun 20, 2017
Del her no and move on, many fishes in the sea bro
CrimeRe: Badoo Members Break Mountain Of Fire Pastor’s Head With Mortar In Ikorodu by timawoku(m): 8:45am On Jun 13, 2017
May God protect us especially as election is coming. This badoo of a gang are most likely sponsored by politicians, olamide better change his name cos boys dey ves
PoliticsRe: See What Police Are Doing Wit Patrol Van In Ikorodu Instead Of Security Of Lives by timawoku(m): 7:00am On Jun 13, 2017
Wetin we no dey see for ikorodu? Normally na kegs we dey see, after dem burst bunkering dem enter cables, now na construction. Police I dey hail o
CrimeRe: Police Recruit Spoted At Bet 9ja Shop.. by timawoku(m): 6:54am On Jun 13, 2017
Is he not 18+? All these bloggers done dey mad aswear.
FamilyRe: Graphic Photos: Pregnant Woman & Her 2-year-old Son Electrocuted In Ibadan by timawoku(m): 7:45am On Jun 12, 2017
Ori mi o shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: President Of Uganda Mocked For Watering Plant During Heavy Rain [photo] by timawoku(m): 8:08am On Jun 11, 2017
Ours is not the dumbest after all! cool
Nairaland GeneralIf we were to sell Nigeria and buy an African country, which would you prefer? by timawoku(op): 8:47am On Jun 07, 2017
As for me I would choose Egypt ,Libya, Morocco self go sweet, lalasticlala you nko?
CrimeRe: Help!!!! Am Calling Out This Woman Who Defrauded Me Of My Hard Earned Cash. by timawoku(m): 8:52am On Jun 03, 2017
Sorry op, I genuinely believe the fault is yours...
Do you really expect her to return the money when it is not a store or registered outlet you patronised?
The cream might cause skin reaction to you probably because your skin is allergic to some of the chemicals there, not necessarily that the cream is fake and concocted with chemicals she cleverly came up with.

With 14k you would have gone to see a good dermatologist and spare us all these. Forget about the woman and goan see a derma now
CrimeRe: Razak Bello A.K.A Hamburger Buried Amidst Tears (viewers Discretion Is Advised) by timawoku(m): 8:41am On Jun 03, 2017
BuariCopyPaste:
Afonjas and shallow grave.....
another jamb candidate spotted. Hello kid, after uni I bet your thinking faculty will change, for now we will tolerate you
Forum GamesMany People Will Fail This Puzzle by timawoku(op): 6:35pm On Jun 01, 2017
What is the answer?

HealthRe: 12-Year-Old Homeless Nigerian Girl Gives Birth To A Baby At A Dump Site by timawoku(m): 12:34pm On Jun 01, 2017
See her face, she would still go back to leg spreading in few days time. Her head reminds me of a right pointer on the compass., 8 yr old go still born under this presidentless regime
Music/RadioSlim Shady Vs Busta Vs Twista; Who's The Best Rap Slayer. by timawoku(op): 12:33pm On Jun 01, 2017
Who would you chose as your best in the trio?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari In Competent Hands In London – Lai Mohammed by timawoku(m):
Anything that liar talks is a lie




Meanwhile

When you slept with her for the first time yesterday and she tell's you she is 2 months pregnant:

Nairaland GeneralPut Your Lighters Up For Biafran Fallen Soldiers Here by timawoku(op): 9:02pm On May 30, 2017
First of all I am a Nigerian, am Yoruba by tribe ... I am a las gidian and I have lots of igbo friends... in Lagos we are one. If the government wouldn't do what they are suppose to then we will... Today ordinarily should be a hiday...please put your lighters up /' drop flowers / pour a liquor to the fallen biafran soldiers here

EducationRe: Strange Facts You Probably Didn’t Know Until Now by timawoku(m): 9:59am On May 30, 2017
lenghtinny:
The blue whale must be as large as an aeroplane for it to have an 11 feet long joystick...
So the brain named itselfhuh... When and where did the naming ceremony take place undecided
the brain named everything including itself,u dighuh
EducationRe: Snake Invasion In Veritas University, Abuja by timawoku(m):
Wetin lalasticlala go cause ehn! Na so I see one snake for my popsie fish farm, for my mind 'na front page be this o', when I close up come carry fone make I snap, I done forget say the fone dey auto zoom
...as I look into the fone screen na him I see the snake very close to me, I run throway fone, opelope screen guard, na so I begin dey curse lala o...just becos of FP wey no EPP anybody...

Meanwhile.... I am not understanding this man

PoliticsRe: Osinbajo,Ngige, Oshiomole, Fayemi, others Attend The Funeral of adeyinka Adebayo by timawoku(m): 7:11am On May 21, 2017
Na wah o, see as oshiomhole siddon wit half yansh...we no even hear pim from am since, na him buhari sickness go pain pass...he go dey pray make baba try shook am for one minister before he kpeme. May we remain relevant in all our endeavors in Jesu's name
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Ex Lanre Gentry Is Already Showing Off His 'new Love' (photo) by timawoku(m): 6:58am On May 21, 2017
Awon eniyan mayweather! Na that female footballer (chichi egho) na him for fit this man, we for just dey buy tickets go watch bouts for their house
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealing Brothers Who Flaunted Flashy Things, Face Jail After Polic by timawoku(m): 7:29am On May 16, 2017
the thief caught himself all by himself!
SportsRe: Epic! Bovi Lifts I Go Dye With Excitement As They Reunite In Benin by timawoku(m): 7:23am On May 16, 2017
dont click...unprofessional bloggers everywhere! here it is

Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: SOLD!!! by timawoku(m): 3:36am On May 16, 2017
20k and am so damn c rius
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: American Used PS3 Consule With Games On It-fifa13/fifa15/pes13/pes/14/pes15 Etc by timawoku(m): 3:28am On May 16, 2017
25k ready to pay
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Stephanie Otobo’s Claim That She’s Now ‘born Again’ by timawoku(m): 4:53pm On May 07, 2017
they have salient points...who cares if she is born again
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Accepts Anthony Joshua's Challenge by timawoku(m): 7:49am On May 01, 2017
AJ must reallybe passionate about the sort, na wa o, who gets passionate about throwing/receiving punches? Wetin consign me self?
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Drags Husband To Women Affairs Ministry by timawoku(m): 7:41am On May 01, 2017
He should also be charged for terrorism...(Grammatically)
CrimeRe: SARS Operatives Torture A Photographer To Death In Ibadan. Graphic Photos by timawoku(m): 7:31am On May 01, 2017
Believing in extra-ordinary source of evil is quite irrelevant, man alone is capable of all wickedness (Joseph Conrad)

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