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HealthRe: Please Help... Can A.S Marry A.S? by timawoku(m): 10:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
http://glowville.net/what-you-must-know-about-genotype-and-blood-group-compatibility/
quote author=escodotman post=58265204] *chances of getting ss again is quite slim as it occurs once in every four = BIG LIE. Overall comment = WRONG ADVICE[/quote]Do your research kid
Google is there
Lemme do you the favour. Read the link up there.
Please don't quote me again I don't have time for people that rush to argue without backing up
FoodRe: Nigerian Jollof Rice Declared Champion In Washington DC Jollof Festival (Pics) by timawoku(m): 10:29pm On Jul 08, 2017
We are the best in many things;
Jollof rice
Corruption
Acting (president, EFCC chairman, etc)
Scoping
Twisting
Rigging
Jonsing
Yanshing
Entertainment
Everything! We are truly the giant of Africa
HealthRe: Please Help... Can A.S Marry A.S? by timawoku(m): 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
They can try to have another baby now and test it out, chances of getting another ss is quite slim as it occurs once in every four

Besides with the recent upgrade in technology, couples can check their babie's genotype in early pregnancy and quickly abort if the baby is ss. Many doctrines don't fancy abortion though
TV/MoviesRe: Who Do You Prefer In Jackie Chan And Jet Li? by timawoku(m): 10:01pm On Jul 08, 2017
Jackie chan na...he is a stunt master I.e all the stunts you see in his films are actually carried out by him plus he adds humour unlike jet li wey go just dey strong face like say na him get kung fu
PropertiesRe: Which Part Of Lagos Is Devoid Of Flooding? by timawoku(m): 8:49pm On Jul 08, 2017
With ikorodu no flooding wahala. Ikorodu is great just bado wahala
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola Prostrates For Sir Shina Peters On Stage by timawoku(m):
Papiikush:
Seven!

Seven, seven, seven is a number Oluwasina.

[b]Alhaji sé gbo oh
grin
[/b]
it is actually 'adashi jewon o' (TRICK DONE CATCH THEM) he has aced them
PoliticsRe: How Dogara Greeted Obasanjo Vs How He Greeted Amosun:See Difference by timawoku(m): 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2017
Obj was seated, did you expect dogara to have stood in his front and shook him? Bloggers always looking for unfounded headlines
PoliticsRe: Saraki Meets Osinbajo As Presidency Uncovers Senate’s Plot by timawoku(m): 9:34am On Jul 08, 2017
Osinbajo is wise not to leave the country for too long especially with opportunist saraki. Saraki misfired and now looking for soft landing. Well planned but premature action due to lack of adequate information on the location of the acting president Osinbajo
RomanceRe: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by timawoku(m): 9:17am On Jul 08, 2017
She needs your attention and love. .. you have probably abandoned her especially emotionally and romantically. Trace your way back to her heart and sex would come naturally
CrimeRe: Tips On How To Avoid Getting Lynched Mistakenly As Badoo Member In Ikorodu by timawoku(m): 9:01pm On Jul 05, 2017
https://www.nairaland.com/3901781/badoo-10-tips-avoid-jungle
Hours before this and the mod did not put on fb? I tire
CrimeRe: 3 Biggest Things Ever Stolen by timawoku(m): 10:36am On Jul 05, 2017
That naija own na corruption na! After all stealing is not corruption.
CrimeBadoo; 10 Tips To Avoid Jungle Justice by timawoku(op): 10:24am On Jul 05, 2017
AVOID FALLING VICTIM TO JUNGLE JUSTICE - Some Useful Tips For Ikorodu Residents and Visitors

In light of the declaration of war against badoo cult group, with the innocent falling victim of jungle justice, extreme caution is necessary in order to prevent yourself or you're loved ones from innocently falling victim of jungle justice.

1. Schedule your movement to/from Ikorodu to as close to daylight as possible. Don't leave home too early in the morning and don't arrive too late at night.

2. Always carry your identity card with you.

3. Always dress properly like a responsible person, not like a ruffian or a criminal. Have a proper gentleman haircut; avoid keeping dreadlocks.

4. Have definite and definable direction to your destination. Always inform your loved ones about your whereabouts.

5. When visiting someone, call the person beforehand. Get the proper direction to his address. If his address is not clear, have him wait for you at a definable bus stop our public landmark to take you home.

6. Do not pay someone a surprise, unannounced visit, especially at night. It could spell trouble if the person is not at home!

7. If accosted by security or vigilante group, stay calm. Identify yourself properly. State where you are going to chastely. Submit your self calmly and carefully to security search. Let them know that you don't mind them following you to your destination of they doubt you. Don't act arrogantly or rudely.

8. If driving, avoid offering strangers a lift. You can vouch for yourself, but can you vouch for the stranger that you carry?

9. Always avoid carrying incriminating objects unnecessarily, eg knife, oil, grinding stone, hammer, crowbar, cutlass, etc. These apparently ordinary objects in certain freak combinations could connote sinister meanings.

10. Warn your loved ones NEVER to visit you without prior notice. They must come during the day and never at night. If they will stay late during the visit, they must sleep over and leave in the morning.

Cc; lalasticlala, seun, mynd44
Let us avoid stories that touch
CelebritiesRe: Is She My Twin? Mercy Aigbe Shares Photo Of Her Lookalike by timawoku(m): 9:12pm On Jul 03, 2017
demsid:
why are you sounding pained like this. I feel your pain but Na joke I dey o
sorry did not know you were joking. Do have a great night
CelebritiesRe: Is She My Twin? Mercy Aigbe Shares Photo Of Her Lookalike by timawoku(m): 11:34am On Jul 03, 2017
demsid:
both doubleganger and doppelgänger is rubbish
If it's rubbish to you then let it remain that way, wetin concern us? Get a dictionary boy
CelebritiesRe: Is She My Twin? Mercy Aigbe Shares Photo Of Her Lookalike by timawoku(m): 11:26am On Jul 03, 2017
hernandson:
double ganger
its called doppelganger
RomanceRe: I'm Dating My Neighbor Pls Advice by timawoku(m): 11:18am On Jul 03, 2017
Goodlyhrt:
We started dating officially two weeks ago after much greenlight from her. Literally this grl lusts for my body like mad. Before we made it official she seizes every opportunity to feel my body buh back then I wasnt really ok dating my neighbor but I fell for lust then we started dating.



Buh ever since we started dating we only chat on facebook and less in person, I suspect she is somehow avoiding me, gets angered at slightest provocation. The truth of the matter is that I'm still living with my parents and she is with her older sister and I feel too concerned about what my mother or father will think when the learn that we are dating and worse still my mum is a full house wife which means less environment to relate with her on that matter. I try to act as a good neighbor towards her whenever I sight my parents (maybe that angers her)



The funniest part is that she finds my younger bro of about 18 (she is 20) more friendly, as in, the chat and laugh often the literally stay together often and she relates with him more (she is more free with him) And it is gradualy turning out that am dragging babe with my brother.



I must confess I dnt knw how to patch living with my parents and dating a girl in the same building thats why I love my chicks far buh I'm nt ready to part with this grl. I love her and I believe she loves me too.


Advice: how do I up my game pls?
The girl has come, the girl will go. .ur brother will be there for life...18 years ago in the university I discovered my brother was dating a girl whom I cherished. ..the girl was also drooling for him and I hated my brother, started seeing him as a competition, he had a car and I didn't so I went home to take my mums car in order to up my game. ..he was in his finals and I was in 200l, the animosity lasted for so long and it robbed us of almost ten years. ..we later got over it. Who knows were the girl dey now sef but she really wrecked havoc in 2loving brother's relationship. ..Please leave the girl alone. .you are the older so u should be wiser. Forget the girl. Tell her you would like to be her friend only and nothing more
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op): 3:06pm On Jul 02, 2017
rugipp:
Op it is burglary proof not burglary; the act of gaining illegal access into a building
my bad!
Christianity EtcRe: WHEN Did God Create Hell? by timawoku(m): 11:36am On Jul 02, 2017
Just one spoon of otapiapia will solve all these if truly you want to know the answer
PoliticsRe: Can This Happen In Nigeria???? by timawoku(m): 9:22am On Jul 02, 2017
It can happen in naija na, for nollywood. ....
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op): 9:11am On Jul 02, 2017
Vikky014:
What is their motivehuhdo they steal and kill or just killhuh
they gain entry forcibly and massacre the residents in a gruesome manner; take their blood and brain possibly for ritual purpose...most likely sponsored by politicians
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op): 8:00am On Jul 02, 2017
hakeem4:
AGA is part of Ikorodu while others are just near by towns


I'm an indigene of Ikorodu and I grew up there all my life
I catch your drift, who knows maybe the indigenes are the ones doing the attack on non indigenes. ..
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op): 7:16am On Jul 02, 2017
thoollz:
Number 2 and 8 is contradicting each other. If u turn off ur gen, how do u light up ur compound.
Apart from that, nice points. Although the rich use them to attack d poor, so i doubt if the affected person(s) will get this info

I understand u, I'm only emphasizing on the fact that these badoo guys attack d poor, hence it can't work that way although one can't take away d fact that it can hit anyone anytime. Good points.
thanks for quoting my reply, your head is there
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op): 7:13am On Jul 02, 2017
hakeem4:
most of those places are extension of Ikorodu
what of Aga? Jumofak (just after agric)?, before you know it, it's spread around lagos. ..
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op): 7:52pm On Jul 01, 2017
thoollz:
Number 2 and 8 is contradicting each other. If u turn off ur gen, how do u light up ur compound.
Apart from that, nice points. Although the rich use them to attack d poor, so i doubt if the affected person(s) will get this info
you can switch off your gen early enough. You can also make use of inverter or rechargeable lights to light up your compound
RomanceRe: Man Kills Wife After He Failed To Satisfy Her Sexually by timawoku(m): 9:22pm On Jun 30, 2017
sonofLuci:
grin
this your teeth no be here o
Jokes EtcRe: Epic: Response Frank Edoho Gives Back To Rude Twitter Fan (photo) by timawoku(m): 9:19pm On Jun 30, 2017
Jessyjack:
cheiiiii....!!! this one enter I swear... he finish am.... #Savaged..... lolzzzz
no mind all these small small boys with low class wey go dey yab people anyhow online, dem plenty for nairaland here
Jokes EtcRe: Epic: Response Frank Edoho Gives Back To Rude Twitter Fan (photo) by timawoku(m): 9:18pm On Jun 30, 2017
goodmorning40:
Just move straight to yaba left space dey there
ha bros noise go too much for that side na grin
Jokes EtcRe: Epic: Response Frank Edoho Gives Back To Rude Twitter Fan (photo) by timawoku(m): 9:10pm On Jun 30, 2017
Randy Savage!

Abeg who knows where person fit faint peacefully for lagos? Ikeja to be precise
RomanceRe: Man Kills Wife After He Failed To Satisfy Her Sexually by timawoku(m): 9:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
That woman no jasi like our naija ladies here, she for just dey top am with cucumber jejely ...Next! !!
CelebritiesRe: Sey Law's Daughter Looks Like 'Kung-fu Panda' - Instagram Follower by timawoku(m): 8:48pm On Jun 30, 2017
No time joor, abeg wey this mumu driver go sef, I no wan late today again o

CrimeIkorodu Violence; 10 Steps You Should Take Against Badoo by timawoku(op):
'Its all left for us to do what we have to do to survive' (amaru shakur)
The dreaded badoo group are no spirits, and we can protect ourselves from them with simple steps, many of us can not leave because it's our home and we must protect it..here are simple steps that will help

1) lock your windows: it is not a new thing that the group operate by slicing the net of the window and puff out a powdery substance which will make residents sleep. I chose to believe they use cocktails of sedative (which might include chlorofoam). Whichever way, If the window is open they can put their hands through the burglary and effect their sedative. If the windows are locked they would have to look elsewhere because breaking the window will alert the household even neighbours. ..

2) off your gen set: if you sleep with your gen set on then you might be a potential target as this will help kill any noise made when they attack. ..get a rechargeable fan

3)burglary; get a burglary that is not hand penetrable (ignore my grammar here), a burglary with little spaces in between will be great for you

4) lock your doors on time: it is advisable you get home quickly and lock your doors....8pm is ideal

5) code your movement: these group most likely set their eyes on target before operating, let your movement be only known to you

6) dont drink in yhe neighbourhood: for every reasons dont, these can jeopardise your family entirely...information can easily be got from you, if u must go far away

7) sleep everywhere; you are an easy target if you all sleep in a room. Sleep differently

cool light up your compound; this will discourage perpetrators. .

9) be alert always...dont sleep like a donkey

10) above all be prayerful to whatever faith you believe in

Lalasticlala let us save lives
Cc: seun mynd44
Please let us sensitise the people

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