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AgricultureRe: Live Baboon Needed Male And Female by timawoku(m): 2:17pm On Feb 05, 2017
muhamm3d:
Recession has hit this your joke too.
lol, was just trying to be humorous...have a lovely week ahead!
Jokes EtcRe: I Am Something,i Want To Buy 9 Iphone7 But I Don't Want To Pay - What's My Name? by timawoku(m): 1:47pm On Feb 05, 2017
1)You are a thief in a movie producer's skin.
2)you are in a cell awaiting trial
3) ur Brooks should be itchy and disturbing Beck's you hide money in ur dirty panties
AgricultureRe: Live Baboon Needed Male And Female by timawoku(m): 1:40pm On Feb 05, 2017
Make sure you check those baboons very well before you buy them, the way recession is hitting hard now don't be surprised to see a human being in a baboon custume...
RomanceRe: When He Tries To Dump You Before Valentine's Day (Hilarious Photo) by timawoku(m): 4:57pm On Feb 04, 2017
MISTAICEY02288:
Lol... Your comment even deserve likes already... Funny stuff cheesy grin
thanks my brother, unfortunately ur babe fit read am come use am for u grin grin grin
RomanceRe: When He Tries To Dump You Before Valentine's Day (Hilarious Photo) by timawoku(m):
For the chicks in the house these are 4 sure steps to hook ur guys before val...
1) twerk for him on Feb 10
2) wear short skirt and do more twerking on Feb 11
3) do naked twerkiing on Feb 12, make sure there is a 'rub' then leave him hanging, tell him to wait for Val's day that there would be full action
4) tell him what you want for val and wait for results

Believe me he would be calling u for val...he dey work wella grin grin grin
Thank me later
If belle enter no be me o
By the way FTC
Even if u no like my comment just click on like for nothing
CrimeRe: 38 Year Old Man Rapes 7 Year Old Boy In Lagos by timawoku(m): 11:02am On Feb 04, 2017
IaIasticIaIa:
this man deserves to be raped also...

cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44
.first of all you rob me of ftc now u dey tag lalasticlala? E be like make Jesus dey shout 'Jesus Christ' when something shock am...it is well sha, as per the topic maybe the next person has something to say becos I no bother read am at all...
Foreign AffairsRe: President Barrow Goes Tough, Scraps gambia’s Friday Free-work Day by timawoku(m): 10:49am On Feb 04, 2017
Grundig:
you no hear say okorocha change work days to Monday to thursday. him say make the people of imo state take to remaining days go farm.
na wah for that man o, farm ke?
Foreign AffairsRe: President Barrow Goes Tough, Scraps gambia’s Friday Free-work Day by timawoku(m): 9:55am On Feb 04, 2017
Grundig:
chief. the Gambia is 90% Muslim but i understand your point. for a poor country, it makes no sense to be on holiday 3 out 7 days every week.

but hold up. keys bring this closer home. Is this not similar to what okorocha is currently doing in imo stste?
yeah Gambia consists of 90% Muslim (forgot to state that), wetin 'roach' dey do?
Foreign AffairsRe: President Barrow Goes Tough, Scraps gambia’s Friday Free-work Day by timawoku(m): 9:34am On Feb 04, 2017
Grundig:
Chief, in the UAE, Fridays are holidays while Sundays are the work days.

In jammeh's case, Gambians work 4 days and are off 3 days.
my bro I get, but Gambia no make dia SUNDAY a work day, hence lower productivity and income (underutilised), it is allowed in UAE because it is a predominantly Muslim state and they made their Sundays working days (unlike gambia), if given the chance, buhari would do same thing UAE is doing even as Nigeria is not predominantly Muslim. U going for the protest?
Foreign AffairsRe: President Barrow Goes Tough, Scraps gambia’s Friday Free-work Day by timawoku(m): 8:50am On Feb 04, 2017
Thats y they are poor, how can u make Fridays holiday? If buhari is allowed he would make Sundays a work day and Friday would be holidays... But thank God for Jesus, that one no go fit happen again
EducationRe: When Your Village People Decides To Visit You In The Exam Hall (hilarious Photo) by timawoku(m): 4:59pm On Feb 03, 2017
grin grin na to submit dey find tb Joshua go o
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambia Children Imitate Jammeh And His Wife, Zeinab (photos) by timawoku(m): 11:18am On Feb 01, 2017
The guy never go finish una dey do anyhow, if he show for una presidential villa una go dey shout SENEGAL, BUHARI, this time we no go answer una o... grin grin grin grin grin but Congrats to una, because at least if this wheel barrow mess up, una go fit change am to keke marwa in 4 yrs time
RomanceRe: She Claimed She Got Raped After Visiting Him and Spending The Night With Him. by timawoku(m): 6:54am On Feb 01, 2017
Babe is only vexed because she is yet to collect her phone from the dude, this is just cheap blackmail...like say she no enjoy am, she run go tender her yansh without collecting her phone, now she dey feel cheated.shioor
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Most Powerful Female Politician In Nigeria? by timawoku(m): 3:25pm On Jan 31, 2017
Amina Muhammad
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu Celebrates Her 65th Birthday Today by timawoku(m): 8:30am On Jan 31, 2017
Lalasticlala ayam not understanding, today no be may 17 na abi wetin dem dey call birthday again?
CrimeRe: Food Vendor Allegedly Kills Bus Driver Over N30 by timawoku(m): 8:28am On Jan 31, 2017
Believing in extraordinary source of evil is quite unnecessary, man alone is capable of all evil (Joseph Conrad)
CelebritiesRe: Drake Set To Dash Wizkid’s Hope Of Winning A Grammys Award by timawoku(m): 8:17am On Jan 31, 2017
( in wizz kid's voice)Baba drake o, emi naa fe gba Grammy, kanye o Lori meji, na beg I dey beg o
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Opens Up About Her Broken Home With Throwback Photo by timawoku(m): 8:08am On Jan 31, 2017
We need to also see your ' throw front' pictures...
FamilyRe: Woman Advertises Cheating Husband On Newspaper In Kenya (Photo) by timawoku(m):
You will be surprised how a woman is wired, she might as well be making him popular and more sexually attractive to other females out there rather than discouraging them
Car TalkRe: 65 Countries That Drive On The Left Side Of The Road. 1 Country Will Shock You by timawoku(m): 7:09am On Jan 31, 2017
British virgin island are a bad shidren...
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Companies Protest Trump’s Travel Ban by timawoku(m): 3:30pm On Jan 30, 2017
fmlala:
Those that Fashola sent packing from Lagos were mentally derailed....












......I guess you are one of them
my brother why not ignore the buffoon like the rest of us?
CelebritiesRe: Lord Of Ajasa's Wife Reveals Olamide’s Attitudinal Change With A Throwback Photo by timawoku(m): 9:27am On Jan 30, 2017
SmartyPants:
Cheap recognition?? Did you really just say that??

lord of ajaaa pioneered an entire genre of music and you aay he is looking for "cheap recognition"?

How can you knock a mans hustle just like that??

Some of you are just wicked
OK he has made that very clear to us and my point is that he should stop trying to make it clearer, we need his butt up and going, I watched him once (like 2 yrs ago), he was yarning that the new artiste have not accorded dem much respect even though they helped in clearing the way for them...2 yrs later na still d same topic, instead of him to had gone to meet kabasa and drop some dope...I don't mean to disrespect him, I remain his fan...I just wish he would stop pointing and start doing
TravelRe: As A Nigerian What You Must Know About The USA New Immigration Policy by timawoku(m): 8:45am On Jan 30, 2017
Now this is getting really scary, forfeiture of green visa? My fellow Nigerians way dey obodo oyinbo for trump side abeg siddon dia, make una no try even wake pass airport...
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious Photo Of Female Corps Member Wearing Khaki Skirt by timawoku(m): 8:28am On Jan 30, 2017
I once saw a corp member with a long Nysc gown, lord knows were she got it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump's Travel Ban Crisis: Those Affected Reacts. (read More) by timawoku(m): 8:21am On Jan 30, 2017
Majority voted for him because of the said policies he would implement which implies that majority do not want you in the united states, deal with it...
CelebritiesRe: Lord Of Ajasa's Wife Reveals Olamide’s Attitudinal Change With A Throwback Photo by timawoku(m): 7:11am On Jan 30, 2017
One thing I have come to comprehend about this life is that nobody owes you nothing,lord of ajasa did not adapt his music to the change in music industry hence he was fizzled out. Dem many, black face, eedris, azardus,etc... He should buckle up his game and stop looking for cheap recognition
TV/MoviesRe: Debie-Rise & Bassey, The 2 New Big Brother Naija Housemates by timawoku(m): 10:12pm On Jan 29, 2017
I just can't understand why people would sit in front of TV and watch some couple of people trying to achieve their dreams, we really give 2 fcuks in this country...
Nairaland GeneralRe: He Only Gave Me N1000 - Disabled Lady Says Over Viral Photo With Helper by timawoku(m): 11:48am On Jan 28, 2017
Mizabey:
Kokun na bad shild
na bad shidren.. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Highlights Of Money Rituals In Nigeria - VastFinder by timawoku(m): 10:28am On Jan 21, 2017
this recession na very very bad sumtin ehn, kerosene expensive, gas expensive, petrol pump price rumoured to increase to 200, now again as if that is not enough person come dey jam this kain post for early mormor saturday for that matta. mods kontinu

meanwhile

EducationRe: Rector Of Federal Polytechnic, Ekowe Dies During Sex With Teenager by timawoku(m): 9:53pm On Nov 29, 2016
eyeview:
How will his kids tell their friends that their dad?
that their dad died while trying to sow seed... grin
CelebritiesRe: Nairalander Member Took Photo With Starboy Wizzy by timawoku(m): 12:12pm On Nov 28, 2016
He was probably high undecided by the way, you no sabi photoshop o, you be mumu learner...na old school to dey cut pictures dey super-impose am for another picture, agbaya ode oshi

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