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mine happened late last year, it was a sunday and i did not feel like going to church and all plea by my wife fell on deaf ears...i slept off and woke up much later and decided to take my bath, i decided to watch a program (smoking guns present) on the living room tv before taking my bath, i was naked. went into the living room's loo to take a leak that was when i heard the supposedly locked living room door 'unlock' and the living room became crowded, church members chose that day to visit our house and followed my wife home. and there i was, naked in the toilet, hoping no member would come in the toilet...after what seemed like ages my wife got a cue from my towel lying carelessly around and suspected i was around so she came in, i first thought it was one of the members but when i saw twas her, i was happy and after series of 'ntoors' she finally brought my shorts and t shirt...please share yours.happy weekend everyone! lalasticlala what's yours?

Its crazy! How much is 200k? There is really poverty in the land!!!

NCAN aw una dey? Una never wake? Over to you.

When they saw ogun state dem rush come masturbate over the thread...

As them see 'ifeanyi' and 'obiageli'...

NCAN, over to you.

Beejay1117:
myschool.com.ng

are u a learner? Put the source at the end of the main post come add am know cubes

Otio , strange things happening in Nigeria...during my time na one old gate man you go see for one old building...you go dey even pirry the students of the school sef, it was a bit stressful bur daats all, now ordinary to register na war, to do the exam na with soldiers. Naija what have u turned to?

mykeljosef:
slowpoke??



smh

telling someone bit by a scorpion to relax asif nothing happened??


go back to preparing for jamb apparently your immaturity is at its prime

Many people here are really just kids and I don't think you should have granted him audience by quoting him

Thanks for the information...just moved to my own house and I discovered they are scorpions in the compound...I dey fear esp for the kids
I got some coy people to come spray them sha hopefully they will die and go

The woman's story seems fake; his mother came in and started fighting her just like that? That woman must get special Phd in wahalaology; getting herself naked before a fight? Thank God say I no be lawyer...different different things na hin person go dey hia

9tailskid:
I'm in the process of acquiring a passport and i read online that a drivers licence is one of the required documents... I currently do not own one, hence my creating this thread.
Those in the know here should help out with advice.. Thanks

please go to immigration office nearest to you to make all necessary enquiry.
By the way, you don't need a drivers license to get a passport!


If it is that then all people below 18 (non eligible for driving license) would not have an international passport

As the fellow above have rightly stated; only your guarantor need valid nigeria Identity card which includes drivers license. Me I just go to immigration office and use any agent outside confirmed by a uniformed officer, it is more expensive and I have not fallen to fraud thus far (renewed 3 times now). Best of luck bro

Walai I no see anything at all... Just a face with 32 teeth, op na nokia 3310 camera you dey use?

tstx:
Its not her fault.... she's a Kleptomaniac

Thief na thief joor, which one be kleptomaniac for there again? Go tell that one to the mob wey dey top up their petrol gallons every day and warming their tyres for oshodi

fasterwell:
Please read very carefully and try to make amendment in your life because indeed God is no respecter of any man. If you are guilty, it means your guilty and must face the consquencies no matter who you are.

I was a fan of Michael Jackson and my favourite was "you are not alone". So, few months after his death and burial, i and my facebook friends from Czech Republic usually talked about him and his songs.

But the truth was each time i want to pray, my spirit always warned me to refrain from discussing Michael Jackson. So, i stopped discussing him or playing my favourite track as i was warned.

So, one fateful night, i slept and had a night vision. In that vision, i was taken to a very dark place and before me was a tunel that went deep into the ground. I saw very thick and dark flames coming out of it.

As i looked at the flames, lo and behold the smokes lifted up Michael Jackson, he was in great pains as he was been tormented inside the tunel of thick flames.

Immedately he was lifted up, it didn't take up to a minute before he was pulled down into the tunel and i was disconnected and woke up.

I am not sharing vision to scare anyone or compel anyone to forsake his/her sinful ways but for you all to read and bear witness that i shared it.

N/B: Your actions today will determine your reward tomorrow.


Peace!

thanks for sharing boss

Its quite scary to know that no matter how good you have been, if you don't know christ, you have wasted all efforts.
Word of advice; don't reply people that doubt, u have done ur bits. Cheers!

jamesibor:
Gerrarahia my friend.

e pain am

jamesibor:
Do you have any evidence to suggest we do not graduate with Aces?

of course igbos graduate with aces and that is a feat worth celebrating bro, not admissions. That is my submission

jamesibor:
Let's all agree it's affirmative action. I ask again, why are only Igbo students consistently taking up affirmative action quotas meant for African students in all 8 Ivy League schools?

Doesn't that suggest that they at least perform better than other African nationalities?

yes it does but I am more proud to see us graduate with aces, rather than all these admission of a thing

jamesibor:
Why aren't your brothers grabbing g the quota slots reserved for Africans in all 8 Ivy League schools? Why always Igbos every year or is the bar set lower for the Igbos than for other African ethnic groups?

You may want to to read this thread for more light.
https://www.nairaland.com/3729662/uk-igbo-nigeria-academic-performance

my goodness!
Getting admission into ivy colleges is not as great an achievement
The achievement is actually graduating with best of grades, that would make Nigeria really proud!
Besides you don't even know which tribe I am from but you are quick to stereotype. Bros I bow o

sammyscholar:
I cannot make rational point from what you said. Why did you take all this stress to abate someone else's achievement? You can commit your time to some other valuable things, bro.

I just said it as it is

It still remains a personal achievement and I am not abating any1s Achievement (very typical nigerian mentality), read btw the lines you will see an undertone of reality aand not beef...I have passed that stage a long time ago

When this ninja turtle head go make us rest sef? 2moro now he go say he done trim him moustache next 2moro him go say he chop bread and beans, me I tire o

sammyscholar:
I appreciate this. The guy, an Igbo and a Nigerian, has made me, a Yoruba and Nigerian, too, proud. That is the work of hard work and such feat is achievable for anybody who is ready to pay the price.

Keep soaring lad!

my brother, am not being tribalistic but there is nothing proud there...
Its only in Nigeria that they can come out to brag but can they in the usa?
This is because american people know that these 8 ivy colleges have reserved quota for africans just like handicaps quota in a company. We can liken it to a situation in nigeria were special quota is to be reserved for those in core north to study in top 10 uni in nigeria (ui, oau,unn,etc) and After careful observation/consideration of the code and quota, a candidate was chosen in almost all these unis (with some requirements waived so as to satisfy permutation), does that make him a genius? We can term them circumstancial lucky chaps *no beef o

You should have thought of all these before you started stealing, when you were stealing did you give any body? If u did those peops will not come out for fear of arrest. I pity you not, ur journey just started. People living in abject poverty have refused to steal, you that is doing okay you are thiefing upandan, now u done turn wailer, accept this sympathy; Ntoor

I am tired of 'efe this, efe that', wetin? Na only efe dey? It is obvious all these media platform has been compromised (esp. NL) are u telling me there are no other campaigns? Why efe efe efe!

Debby rise will rise above all...

Emirofsambisa1:
It's Oha or Ora. It is eaten by both Igbos and Calabars. More by Igbos sha

Cc lalasticlala
Mynd44

the leave is called 'ora leaves', but the delicacy is 'oha' (pls correct me if am wrong)

Oha of life by dr calabar people...heavenly food

Rockyrascal:
Oruka ti'dowono was sang by sunny neji

another of my maNy mistakes, corrected sir!

Justycxx:
"depicts your orientation" to me that means that tribalism has become intrinsic and inherent in you. its already in your genetic make-up. if you can't see any other act worthy of making it to your list, except those coming from where you are coming from. Bro revisit your orientation cos it has been stained by ethnocentrism

My goodness!
So if an american should come to nigeria and come up with a certain nigerian favorite music list that appears to have more of one of the ethnic group you would term it as ethnocentrism?
You really need to purge/devoid yourself of sentiments, it really does not pay in the end

Timi dakolo
Sunny neji
Dr sid
Tuface

Dem no be afonja o...
State ur opinion without recourse to tribalism

Don't blame me for living in lagos all my life
#it is my O T
#dont blame me
#write your own

Justycxx:
afonja will always be afonja.
TRIBALISTIC

am sorry bruv this remain my own line of thought, I never intended to and never will be tribalistic. This post depicts my orientation, you can also state ur mind make we see ur own. Thanks

#i remain a mature Nigerian
#iremainuntribalistic
#iamtrueAfonja

wolfofallstreet:
Na u kill jaywon ? Lotta mistakes in ur post.

am greatly sorry for that error, the rate at which people die sef names are confusing... As per other mistakes I stand to be corrected sir.

Here is my top 10 music that will most definately be in our hearts forever...even in years to come you will be gay at the sound of their music (of course you know the gay I mean )

10) The land is green by ty bello: here is a song that might keep coming up especially in governmental social settings... Ty bello thumbs up on this.

9) Olufunmi by styl plus: this was a huge one last decade, criticised as being heavily ladened with auto tune, it has ingredients to still cut across time lines

No be mistake/ gongo aso by 9ice: these music will still trend in parties years to come especially at birthdays, though it is down now, it has the capabilities to be rejuvenated in future...

7)Pop champaigne by Dr sid: here is a party slaying song great to groove your celebration, nice one there sidney...

6)Melo melo by olamide: on my books, this is actually the only song badoo can have as his evergreen... Thumbs up olamide

5) Oruka ti dowo by sunny nneji: this music still trends in weddings and seems to be going no where any time soon

4) Iyawo mi by timi dakolo: this guy nailed it... Even if your girlfriend/wife goes looney moody on you, this is a perfect cure (coupled with wine and some nice dance steps)...it will cut through generations

3)Fall in love by d banj: this guy really rocked when this song came out, its potential is timeline breaking and it still leaves us spell bound, though gone down for now it will still blow minds generations to come

2)African queen by ( you know who): tuface got this one writting his name in gold, african queen is here to stay/slay for real

1) This year by Jaywon: great man, this song still slays every beginning of the year.

Guys hope I try small?
Lalasticlala how far?

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Born oluwarise Deborah Ebun (born December 20, 1992) popularly known as Debie Rise, is a Nigerian singer, songwriter, reality televison star and self-professed tomboy. She was born in Ogun state, Nigeria.

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Do you also know that
Bisola is a south south lady from bayelsa?
Tboss (tokunbo idowu) is actually from edo?
Guys vote one of our own...
Lalasticlala no be only efe we go dey promote jare...seun what's up?

Another mediocrity move by our senators! Oya stupiid nairalanders with cheap mb come and salivate....

Please just go for ICAN, it would ensure you are relevant in many fields (banks, management, audit, etc), channelise all ur efforts on ICAN and forget the rest (CIBN,NIM,etc), during my time, we were told after completing ICAN you could get your B.sc accounting from oxford brooks after completing a project with them but I guess that is scrapped now (not sure), after ICAN then you can go for a masters in business admin afterwards, this would make you an all round management relevant individual in the labour market...thank me later

Dino's case was never about if he was qualified or not; it was about deceiving the public about academic achievements, false declaration of certificates, questionable integrity and xter etc he should better go and sue sowore in usa and let harvard swoop on him...the way sowore gets his almost accurate information, many people have started to suspect he is a CIA member.