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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 10:13am On Jun 24, 2020
BetterPoison:
bro every sentence you wrote made me laugh.
I will like to state it again, Nigeria police isn't your friend.
You will be brutalized for being innocent bro.
And I will like to state it again that being a victim of police brutality is different from seeing a policeman and start shaking with fear.

Read and comprehend.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 10:10am On Jun 24, 2020
odizeey:
Bros. You are either lying or you are in false denial.

Was in a vehicle in alaba when SARS guys stopped it and carry out two boys for what? I don't know. The only thing I know is that they wore torn jeans and had dreads.

I was on plain trousers and low cut with palm slippers.


This is the story of every Nigerian boy.

I won't say I was not a bit scared. No.

Fear is not a bad thing. It's not a weak thing. It's good. Same way as pain. It means you are human. cheesy
I would have reasoned more with you on this but I won't because you have already seen me as a liar so there isn't anything I will say that will make sense to you.

But I wonder why I would lie? To what end?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 10:07am On Jun 24, 2020
seankafor:
lol, Tim bros, this one you choose to empty your bullets on innocent sodick this morning..hope say you no see am for dream grin

Make my matter no be wetin Una 2 go turn gbas gbos on?
Na my experience yesterday I narrate..and I bring am up because it coincided with when blueraycock replied my post on those popo parading innocent boys who refused to chest their billings..

Even the only gay man here called me a criminal, I no reply am..
One other foolish fellow who likes to lick ass follow call me upcoming yahoo kid..

Na dunderheads dem be since say dem dey whine and gossip matter wey no concern dem like market Square women..

And as for my earings.. I spent some bucks on those shiits.. and wetin off me na the manner that SARS nigga take relate to me..
I no know whether na warning he been dey warn... But his thug exclamation gave me goosebumps and feelings..

But las las forget.. those guys na ex convicts..
I have encountered them many times, na political thugs wey dem recruit for police..
Most of them belongs to one frat or the other..

The fact for here be say, most of Una no ready to hear the truth..
Shaa wetin concern me, make Una Shaa sheath Una sword..
the league is here grin cool
Bullets kwa grin grin grin

I don't have any issue with him. His choice of words are just poor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 10:05am On Jun 24, 2020
nihilistjnr:
As someone who has dreadlocks and used to wear multiple piercings, I strongly disagree with this
For the records, I am not condemning any person's mode of dressing/grooming. We are all adults and can choose whichever way to dress or groom.

But the fact remains that we are addressed based on how we are dressed in MOST cases. Not all cases, take note. MOST cases.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 8:05am On Jun 24, 2020
iamoyindamola:
People go just wake up they type rubbish, just pray you don't fall victim...
I don't know who you are and I don't know how old you are but referring to another person's opinion here as rubbish is just pure childish and insultive.

Clearly, comprehension is your problem.

Seankafor said that merely seeing how fierce the SARS guys look will make shivers run down your spine and I told him if you are really innocent, you wont be afraid of them by just seeing them. How is that a rubbish talk? Did I say one cannot fall victim?

I have encountered policemen/SARS over and over again here. My car have even being impounded in SARS custody because of something that is non of my fault (a single number missing in the engine number), I know the threats and accusations I passed through. But was I scared? No! Because I know I am innocent. I'm not a criminal, I bought the car with my hard earned money. It was the fault of the person that registered the vehicle. At the end of the day, my car was released and I went my way.

There is no way I will see a fierce looking SARS official I will start shittingg my pant because I don't have skeleton in my closet. Falling a victim is very different from what I mentioned to seankafor.

Did you read the other of his post where he escaped from the back store because of the earring he was wearing? Tell me if he was dressed/groomed as a gentle man (which he should be), will he have a cause to escape through back door?

Don't think that everyone's encounter with SARS will end up like yours.

Thank you.

Cc: BetterPoison
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2020
seankafor:
lol

Talk wetin you know bro grin
I just talk wetin I know.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 4:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
seankafor:
when do police start arraignment for cybercrime?

Yesterday,segalink made mention that this kinda stuff will happen owing to the fact that the culprit refused the billing on them by Police..

Now this morning,this came up..


Meanwhile,just saw a hefty bunch of wierd fierce looking armed to the teeth SARS men patrolling my streets some minutes ago..

These guys intimidating ahswear..only their looks will already send shivers down your spine..
No amount of intimidating looks will send shivers down an innocent spine.

#ClearConscience
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 11:03am On Jun 09, 2020
Saw this on Facebook with the caption Create your dream Premier League back four and I suddenly realise EPL don't have CBs anymore! Imagine the supposed top 5 teams of the league!

Meanwhile a post in the comment section made me roll with laughter grin grin grin

He terrifies me. When he has the ball,
you never know for which team he plays.

- David De Gea on Phil Jones

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 8:11pm On Jun 08, 2020
BlueMann:
Pick two, bench one, sell one
Zouma | Tomori | Christensen | Rudiger
Hard one...

Pick: Rudiger Tomori

Bench: Christensen

Sell: Zouma
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 2:44pm On Jun 08, 2020
Ibime:
Griffon put Kelechis age around 25 circa 3 years ago if I'm not mistaken making him about 28 now
He isn't up to that age.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 1:16pm On Jun 08, 2020
Greatihex:
you can say that Kelechi did not add much to his age, but don't even try to tell us that he is 23 years.
OK.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 1:15pm On Jun 08, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Alright then, I agree with u.
Thank you

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 1:01pm On Jun 08, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Baba no dey follow dem talk that kind thing abeg. Kelechi young lad how? He may have a small stature but he's definitely not 23 years old.

As in u look that bros reason say dem truly born am for 1996? I can bet he walked by himself to his neighbours house to watch Atlanta 1996, nobody carry am sef.

Take a look at this boy below; He plays for Akwa United. I know him really well while he was growing up in the areawhen he used to train and all. He's played for a whole lot of amateur side before playing at El kanemi warriors, Wikki tourist and now Akwa United. He was invited to under our 23 national team last year February.

I can tell u this boy was still playing amateur football when Iheanacho already turned pro. The boy is even older than 23 presently, but somehow Iheanacho is just 23 grin

Iheanacho may not have reduced his age as much as dem Chrisantus, Ahmed Musa, Stanley Okoro and Co...But he's way past 23 years. Do u even know how many years they play from one Amateur club to another before God dey pick their call?

Most Nigerian players do not disclose their age while still playing in the amateur leagues in Nigeria. They adopt an age that suits them at the point of obtaining a passport/when they start going for trials abroad. I know many of them wella.
Bolded #1.... Do you seriously expect me to overlook what people who physically knows/sees him play football from childhood and listen to you who draws your conclusion from assumptions and his looks on photo? Don't allow face deceive you.

Can you prove that he walked by himself to his neighbours house to watch Atlanta '96? There are some things we shouldn't argue about. Few weeks ago a thread made front page where someone wrote an open letter to Kelechi relating how they played street football together. I'll try to get that thread link and show you... Many things he stated there are things that happen not too long ago.

Bolded #2... Kelechi played ONLY one academy (Taye Academy) in Owerri before going straight to Man City. He never tasted NPFL. It was his performance for U17 NT that opened a way to Europe for him.

Like I said earlier, Nigerians and Africans do falsify their age. It happens frequently BUT that doesn't mean EVERY player does that. Kelechi is one of the few exceptions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 9:20am On Jun 08, 2020
nihilistjnr:
I think Griffon knows this guy from Aba. Griffon your input is needed
While I believe Nigerians who grew up in Nigeria (ditto Africans generally) falsify their age in football, Kelechi's case is different altogether. He is a very "small boy".

Some people looks older than their age. Kelechi is one of them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 7:43am On Jun 08, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Meet the 23 year old Nigerian International cheesy
Kelechi is a very young lad. I know like 2 or 3 friends here in PH and in Aba who knows Kelechi growing up in Owerri. Forget the beards in the image.

Does this guy below look 22?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 10:51am On Jun 06, 2020
Mrphilia:
Lol I remember then. I used to view the forum as a guest. sex. kills the albino, he was hated by everyone. that NL riot was crazy. it was around that time nairaland was hacked and some datas were wiped out for life. crazy times. coogar then was holding everyone hostage on this section. the baba can type long and aggressive replies.
Lol... The kind of memes guys did for sex.killz then na die grin grin

People hated that guy too much.

Another riot is the time Seun changed Nairaland to this present UI... People protested like kilode shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 6:09am On Jun 06, 2020
Hazardfan1

Miss you too man.

Where have you been?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 6:08am On Jun 06, 2020
Botfuss:
grin I know one day, coogar will be back on this thread. What a day that would be.!


Old nairalanders, is idowuogbo and sexkillz still active on the forum?
Funny thing I just remembered the moniker idowu.ogbo few days ago..

Didn't sex.killz and his babe ogugua quit Nairaland after the famous NL riot of that year? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 8:31pm On Jun 05, 2020
raumdeuter:
See match highlights

Have you seen a more brutal grudge match

The type of match you will hope no one passes to you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF3MmDp7PuE
Referee take off!

grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 5:55pm On Jun 05, 2020
BlueMann:
Points per game
City had 2.5ppg, Chelsea had 2.6ppg
And we went the season unbeaten by the way
Yea. Seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 5:55pm On Jun 05, 2020
larride:
The decision doesn’t make sense if you look at it critically, even if they want to award the league to Chelsea, they should have at least let them play the outstanding match first.

Unless City just decided to let it slide, they should sue their ass. angry
City can't sue.

Three scenarios were proposed: PPG with relegation, PPG without relegation and voiding the season.

All the clubs agreed on the first option before the PPG ratio was calculated. Maybe City thought they will top Chelsea because they had played a game more grin but the thing backfired...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 3:41pm On Jun 05, 2020
afrodoc:
You see the set up? This is what they said Dayo did to Coogar.
Allegedly grin
grin

No be small set up o

Before you know it, dead deactivated monikers will start to resurrect and begin to recount things...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 2:48pm On Jun 05, 2020
raumdeuter:
Was one of your victims ladyjazzy?

We need a Netflix series Surviving afrodoc

Has anyone seen the Jeff Epstein series? Filthy rich
Haba....

Afrodoc don become R. Kelly? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 2:46pm On Jun 05, 2020
larride:
Still undeserved.

Who’s to say you people won’t lose the game in hand. The EPL is resuming, why can’t be the women league reason also? They robbed City.
We were on an unbeaten run and in the form of our lives. Won Arsenal (the next best team) home and away and won them in a cup final.

But then, you have a point. Anything can happen in football. We could lose the game in hand.

Honestly if I were Man City, I no go gree o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 2:08pm On Jun 05, 2020
Kopfschmerzens:
Following you all around? You wish son. Since the Coog already say you gat no hand in the shhhiitt, sorry about the hell i gave you.. But i still gat ish with your regular tripping on the AA community.
Thumbs up for being man enough to apologise.

Skimpledawg you were looking for sorry in this thread...

Here it is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 12:44pm On Jun 05, 2020
larride:
Ojoro. angry
Lol.

It was decided by Points Per Game Ratio.

That apart, our ladies were balling so hard this season. We would have still lifted the trophy if the league continued till the end.

Congratulations to us!

BTW Liverpool relegated.

Below is the actual table and the final table after Points Per Game Ratio is calculated.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 12:23pm On Jun 05, 2020
larride:
Chelsea women crowned champions.

Undeserved. angry
Goodnews!

But how? We were 2nd level on points with Man City although with a game in hand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 11:47am On Jun 05, 2020
afrodoc:
Hahaha.
No be bad thing na.
Every extra year one lives on this tricky earth in good health is a good thing.
If you now have peace, joy, prosperity you are a winner.
True. Spot on.

But na you and Dayo be our papa here.

I dey Ibime levels I think.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 11:37am On Jun 05, 2020
afrodoc:
Lol ok
My mistake. I always thought you were in your late 30s/early 40s.
I dey that bracket but for you to say I'm older than you and Dayo? shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 11:36am On Jun 05, 2020
If Timo Werner signs, he will be the 25th striker to sign for Chelsea during Roman Abramovich era.

Without Google, can you name the 24 strikers Chelsea have signed during Roman's era?

N.B: Although an academy product, Tammy Abraham is part is this 24 strikers sha...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 11:24am On Jun 05, 2020
afrodoc:
I try. Hehehe so when I discuss Baresi, Ayo Ogunlana, Bright Omokaro you think say na from Wikipedia? cheesy

Graduated at 23 so still in my 30s sha. Dayo, Elampiro should be around my age.
Tim.bros and Spil.lo possibly older.
Whaaat?!

shocked

No be me abeg o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 11:21am On Jun 05, 2020
Skimpledawg:
Maybe fever. Not high fever though.

I'm much more concerned about their health. One of my ministers never told me he had same issue. Oga entered my car and we went around praying and checking up on prople. Two days later I noticed I couldn't taste or smell anything too. It was funny cheesy

I say the Devil is a liar cheesy
It's all good bro.

Even if it is covid-19, this will be among the mildest of cases.

But I don't think it's coronavirus.

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