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Nihilist:
Also Timbros, the less said about Lukaku on the wing, the better. It's embarrassing that you keep bringing that up.

There are legitimate concerns about Lukaku's suitability, but you seem to have chosen the most outlandish things to say to discredit the lad.

A striker with 19 goals so far (topping EPL scorers list) is not doing enough.

And Lukaku is useless because he didn't score on the wing at Chelsea.

Number 6 bro.

Where is Sturridge preferred position and where was he played at Chelsea? Did he post 0 goals?

I'm not discrediting him. It's you who is over hyping him.

Let's just leave him as the average player he is.

Nihilist:
Why stop at UCL qualification?

Why didn't Suarez win the league for Liverpool?

His goals must be useless.

My first comment on Lukaku's goals is not about winning the league for Everton, remember? So why should Suarez's be about winning the league?

Nihilist:
Firstly the only thing that your chart shows for sure is that Kane is scoring at a faster rate than Lukaku, which is hardly surprising considering that Spurs have created more chances than Everton this season, and have created more chances per minute than Everton this season.

In terms of raw numbers, Lukaku is currently ahead of both Kane and Costa.

If we use the stats that you provided, misused as they are, Lukaku beats out Costa and is only slightly behind Kane in terms of goal scoring rate (which does not take into account his penalties).

So we have a player that is in the same performance bracket as the strikers at the top of the league.

Have you not asked yourself why Lukaku is stuck in 6th despite doing similar to, or better than the strikers in the top 4? Did you not ask yourself that before stating that his 19 goals are useless because Everton are 6th?

Number 6 man! Number 6!

Why will you use raw numbers when Lukaku has played more minutes compared to Kane? Do you expect Kane with fewer minutes to outscore Lukaku?

bigkesh:


But come to think of it, if a fish is doing well in a small pond with limited space and food

Imagine how good it can get in an ocean with quality service

When that fish meet real big fishes in the ocean, it will then realise just how ordinary and average it is.

Nihilist:
That is actually a fantastic question.

Liverpool should have won the league that season. Suarez scored a whopping 31 goals in the league that year. The likes of timbros would have said those 31 goals were useless, without questioning the players that literally caused the title to slip away from Liverpool that year.

Suarez 31 goals qualified Liverpool for UCL after some years in the wilderness.

Has Lukaku's goals given Everton common UEL spot?

Nihilist:
That's why we dey ask you to use the number 6, if truly e dey intact, because that your statement makes zero sense.

Lukaku has a better attacking output than Kane so far this season, especially when you consider that Kane takes penalties and Lukaku doesn't.

Kane is collecting service from Eriksen and Alli, Costa from Hazard, Pedro and Fabregas. Lukaku is outperforming them with service from Ross Barkley and Idrissa Gueye, yet you claim that if he moves to a bigger team, he will flop. If I ask you to explain that now logically, you go run again.

Number 6 bro. It's not a decoration or ornament. E no dey finish if you use am too.

First of all, Lukaku doesn't have a better output when compared to Kane. Check the attached image. Both goals scored AND more importantly overall performance, Kane is better.

Logic: Lukaku played for Chelsea 10 times, 0 goals (don't even start on the wing he played. Sturridge was scoring when he was played off wing.) but as soon as he left for West Brom he scored in his debut, as a 77th minute sub. The next game he scored. What better way to describe average player in a small pond?

Nihilist:
Timbros use your number 6 na?

Why should Lukaku guarantee a European spot with 19 goals - is he a defender?

Lukaku with his 19 goals and 5 assists has done better than Kane(19 goals 4 assists), and Costa (17 goals 5 assists) yet his team are in 6th position, whilst Kane and Costa are 1st and 2nd.

Swap the numbers round and explain how Kane or Costa's contributions would have moved Everton into 1st or 2no place.

My number 6 dey intact bro....I mention Everton’s position to buttress my 'small pond' notion.

Take him from that pond and drop him inside river (not sea o) and him go lost.

Nihilist:
19 EPL goals is an average fish in a small pond?

Oya who's the big fish?

19 goals and your team isn't in any European spot? Of what use is the 19 goals?

Honestly no real big fish in EPL for now. Costa is the nearest to it.

I rate Kane ahead of Lukaku sef.

Nihilist:
19 in the EPL

Timbros what were you saying about Lukaku bro?

Average fish in a small pond

ToriBlue:
You are the ignorant one for not being able to comprehend what I typed.

* What is there to comprehend when you mentioned 'all these Chinese phones' and end your comment with 'team infinix'?
* Xiaomi is the current trending phones in Nigeria. Do they have physical presence in Nigeria?
* Which parts are you even talking about that I cannot order from the same website I ordered the phone itself?
* If your Infinix is that durable, would you even worry about it spoiling in the first place not to talk of where to see the parts?

Continue sleeping on bicycle while the world is turning to one small tiny global village where you can ask one technician in China to send you a screen today and next week you get it and fix on your broken phone.

Like I said earlier, enjoy your 'non china' Infinix phone.

consumingfire:
Is Infinix not a Chinese phone?

No its not Chinese, it's American.

ToriBlue:
All these Chinese phones with no warranty that will spoil quick and very difficult to see their parts in Nigeria when they eventually pack up.

#Team Infinix.

You just typed ignorantly here.

Enjoy your 'non china' Infinix. Weldone.

airmark:
Attached is the screenshot of your line as quoted by timbros before you edited 'when' to 'since' after you were exposed of the lie. I know you are fraudulent but why would you always go this low to prove your strength on a faceless forum? Tell me the meaning of the emboldened in your post below. You think you are smart but you are not at all.

Lol...you beat me to it!

bigkesh:
Aubameyang in BuLi: 18 NPG from 76 shots (23.78%) Conversion rate inside the area of 18 of 66 (27.27%)


It's not just on Nairaland

Some people actually watch the game


Now drop it bro

Stop spamming here with Twitter comments made on the away match, a night which Aubameyang clearly had a bad day in the office. Why not post comments made on this other night he scored a hattrick?

I'm surprised you're judging him with the performance of just one match.

Overall this season 21 goals from 21 league games, 7 goals from 7 UCL games.

Make whatever you want from the image below.

N.B: Before you start saying I am comparing him with those guys, I am not. I just want you to see Aubameyang's 'per 90 metrics' in goals compared to town of the best goal scorers around.

40manlappy:
@timbros

Please share the link to the online store where you got the Ulefone Tiger.

Download Aliexpress app. Open an account.

Just type the phone name in the search bar and you will see many stores and their prices. Choose the one more convenient for you. For me, I buy from any store with at least 4.5 star rating.

Order and you're good to go.

Freak101:
haha which phone?at least e go get name nah

Ulefone Tiger.

I forgot to add fingerprint sensor too

bigkesh:
I was just trying to tell you that you can score a lot and still be wasteful

It depends on the numbers of chances you get.. .
Ibra has over 20 goals, Cavani has 38 goals

Conversion rate ni koko

Give me Aubameyang's conversion rate stat to prove that he is wasteful.

Only in Nairaland will a striker score a hat trick tonight and the very next day he will be tagged 'wasteful human being'.

SMH...

TeamLeader:
abeg where their office dey ? because is beta someone go ask for necessary info before placing orders

I don't know where you are but I'm in PH. I can give you their address if you are in PH.

I just got a call few minutes ago to come collect my parcel . Funny thing is that I know when the parcel arrived this morning. I wanted to call them to know if I should be coming but they beat me to it!

Freak101:
of course you do.

Name a 2GB ram device that's 30k as at now or 40k sef

Probably you are not following my comments here. The device I'm using to type this right now is 2gb, 16gb rom, Android 6.0 marshmallow, 5.5inch screen, 4g LTE, etc....guess the price? 28k....yes 28k you heard me right.

Lucasinho:
plz do u get ur Aliexpress shipping goods via DHL or what and is it @ur door step or u goto their office for collection?

I've not ordered via DHL before. Just normal Nipost.

Some bring it to my door, and for some order, I get call/sms to come and pick it up in their office.

bigkesh:
Your problem is over romanticizing simple stats....

You clearly didn't see the game and you are here famzing hat trick

He missed like 4 clear cut chances.. ..You think he is gonna get 7 clear cut chances against a quality opposition

You guys need to see games before you talk about stats

Please cite those four 'clear cut chances'...because that is the match I watched. I didn't watch Barça match.

bigkesh:
Simple question

Has Ibrahimovic been wasteful?

All your debates always end up in comparison. Wetin consign Ibra for this talk?

Calling a striker with 28 goals in 31 apps overall so far this season 'wasteful' is just so careless...

bigkesh:
Auba is the tap-in master.. ...Wasteful human being

He is not better than Mane

lol

Bigkesh you really need to minimise how you make careless comments sometimes.

Please give me that wasteful human being who who scored 21 goals so far in 21 league appearances. Abeg I need this wasteful human being who is on 7 goals in 7 UCL appearances this season.

Wasteful indeed.

Freak101:
not for everyone.. Its nor everyone that can afford a 3GB ram device,shey you know?

The S31 is just a phone that someone can manage to buy,I use one and I'm cool with it...there's no money for a 60k device..no money at all anywhere

The standard ram on devices since 2015 is 2gb. Anything less than 2gb is below standard.

And who says you need 60k to get a better device?

Freak101:
lol its not only 12k,the s31 isn't as bad as you think sha,its a cool device.

The 1gb ram is a major major turn off.

raumdeuter:
How many of these chelsea players did Hidden meet in Chelsea? why not include George Weah, Zola and Hasselbaink

Chelsea has Costa, Cortouis, Azpi, Kante, Cahill, Matic in their prime when Hazard joined

Mata made PFA team of the year when Hidden joined

Add Alonso and Batshuayi to the list too

bigkesh:
Oga forget...You are kidding yourself if you think it's about just tonight

Passion is at optimum when the going gets tough, Hazard should get me passionate about him by deciding games like this when almost everything is over


My problem with Neymar has been tap-ins and the very simple goals he scores
Dude almost played like a LWB in the game, he was just on the wing providing width and he contributed to 4 goals

I don't know about you, but for me that's legendary

I can't remember watching Zidane but I can talk about how he killed Brazil in a WC final and scored a beauty in a UCL final
The same for Dinho against us and England

Until Hazard starts destroying Madrid and co for Chelsea even if he doesn't score

Neymar is adding Iconic moments to the 'best of Neymar ' video ,Hazard should start doing the same


They are close, I believe Hazard has more natural talent ....Eden is on step 7,Neymar is now on 8,games like last night are the difference




Ballack, Lampard and every other great player have at least 2 in UCL..For me Hazard haS just one, the UEFA super cup

Are you literally saying that you didn't watch Zidane play?

lordfalcao:
you must be sick.

Since pk goals are not legit goals. How many goals did barca score from open play? 4. They are failure

You fall my hand big time by quoting that moniker.

bigkesh:
Both of you don't get it

Penalty is a goal.. .for the team

But if I want to show you Neymar is a good finisher I won't come up with Clips of today's penalties

The essence of goals in the argument was to know the better striker, penalties aren't striker's goals because anybody can be a penalty taker

Penalty is a goal....for the team

BUT

Thunderbolt is a goal....for the individual
Scissors kick is a goal....for the individual
Header is a goal....for the individual.

Am I missing something?

If you start counting Neymar's goal, will you minus this and other penalty goals he scored? Why sorting out Lacazzette's?

Any body can be a penalty taker, yes. Same way anybody can score those fancy goals you count as better than penalty goals.

Fact is penalty goals are as important as any other goal SO if Lacazzette scores 48% of his goals from the spot, leave the stats like that. 21 goals is 21 goals.

raumdeuter:
No one said a goal isnt a goal. But I already asked you if you want to buy a striker for your team you have 2 options one with 10 goals from open play, one with 9 penalties and 2 play which one will you consider the better option

Penalty is a bonus, You dont go into a game and your game plan to win is to get a penalty.

Do we sort out Neymar and Messi's penalty goals at the end of the season?

@bolded....Same way a team don't go into a game and your game plan to win is own goal. But a team doesn't reject an own goal simply because its not part of your game plan.

raumdeuter bigkesh lordfalcao

Do you now see why I say "a goal is a goal"? If not for those two penalty goals, would we be hailing Barça’s comeback here?

Or let me use bigkesh phrase, put Barça’s penalty aside, how many goals did Barça score?

40manlappy:
@timbros

Does Ulefone Tiger have a dedicated memory card slot or it is housed by the SIM card slot?

Hope it is not too heavy? Thanks

Dedicated memory card slot.

Not too heavy.