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raumdeuter:
Timbros shey you wan begin lie down or wait till tomorrow?

As in kneel down raise your hand and close your eyes

Calm down.. Ndiaye 20 pointer incoming tomorrow.

Calma calma

Na wao... FPL wan start to punish me this early mor mor.

drisham:
He is one of our core players in an important position


It's a no brainer

Cucu
Caicedo
Palmer
Colwill
James


If one of them should get injured it would affect the team as they are our core players

Interesting that 4 out of the 5 names you mentioned are defensive minded players

Yet we should fix attack. Period.

Golden boot: Joao Pedro

Most assists: Cole Palmer

Young player of the season: Estevao

Best signing: Kernan Dewsbury Hall

Biggest underachievers: Man United

Flop: Noni Madueke

Champions: Chelsea

Kimbeast:
I am actually liking this revelation.

Na here all of us dey.

Altern8tor:
Maybe this season we gonna put to bed both arguments,,if strong attack and weak defense wins d EPL eventually,,then dat settles long periods of debate

It is disappointing to see all the Team outscore and team fix the attack Period guys now expecting 4th position when the attack that will outscore opponents have been fixed.

This only shows that they themselves know that balance is needed for any team to succeed. But pride and agenda won't allow them to agree.

How can you fix attack and expect anything less than the EPL trophy?

WhoDeyHause:
I don't think we will win premier league this season especially with colwill's injury and the return of Sanchez that's if he's no more born again.

What's all this with Colwill injury? Can Colwill win us games?

This Colwill injury is bringing out interesting part of the debate.

I never knew a defender will carry so much influence where we end up in the season. So what have the arguments been all along?

FOUR goals to spell JOTA

Weldone Liverpool.

StarchAndBanga:
How long did Fofana's return last?
He managed to played a whopping 14 league games before inevitably getting injured long term again, great achievement from him..


U truly can't go one whole week without craving for Timbros's attention las las.. This one pass obsession!!

Are you minding that insecure kid? It is now very obvious that his life revolves around Nairaland. If e never get my attention here, him body no dey rest.

Na the same person wey say this below... Fix attack. Period. Nothing concern us with anything wey happen for defence.

airmark:
You don't need any balancing rim, fix the attack. Period.

FBS:
cap is 25. Players like Halaand and Mbappe should not be on there. It will be fair that way imo

OK.

In that case, I go differential with Morgan Rogers.

Palmer and Pedro selection don too much.

FBS:
Was thinking 25 but seeing Halaand is 25 and Mbappe is 26, Raphinha is even older

Raphinha is 26

EPL... Haaland
La Liga.... Alvarez
Ligue 1.... Kvaratskhelia
Serie A.... Yildiz
Bundesliga..... Olise

I see in the spreadsheet Raphinha but the age cap is 25 years.

If above 25 years is allowed, Raphinha is my pick for La Liga.

iamoyindamola:
They play
Make I catch you
Fixtures should be dropping tomorrow

I dey wait for you.

FBS:
walahi you took the words out of me fingers. lol

It will make it harder to copy. Any age cap?

FBS:
OK just to be clear - This is not FPL. It's different.

Given no spending cap and its across multiple leagues lets make it a tad more difficult.

This OK with everyone?

MAX 5 Players across top 5 leagues. (EPL, La Liga, Ligue 1, Serie A and Bundesliga (not sure if that one na league sef (na joke oo ?)
i.e., You can have Players 1/2/3/4/5 (5 Players NOT 25!)
No more than 2 players in the same league
No 2 players from the same club
Non-penalty goal - 20 points
Penalty - 15 - Points
Assist - 10 Points
Yellow Card - MINUS 5 points
Redcard - MINUS 10 points
Minutes Played in a single match 90 mins - Extra 5 points

Anything else before we send out the spreadsheet

I suggest one player per league.

AbokiWam:
He was involved in 100% of the goals

But he wasn't the one responsible for 100% of the goal contributions.
He would need to score and assist himself for each goal to be able to achieve that feat

You are confusing him the more. Goals is different from goal contributions.

Palmer was involved in 50% goal contributions in that match.

There are a total of 6 goal contributions in that match.

Palmer 3 (two goals, one assist)
Gusto 1 (one assist)
Joao Pedro 1 (one goal)
Colwill abi James (not sure) 1 (one assist)

Those are rhe 6 goal contributions in that final.

Godx:
Good, you have accepted he created 3 of the 7 PSG goals. That's all I needed.

Does that make it almost 50% goal contributions?

Godx:
Ok let's see how smart you are. Out of the 7 goals PSG scored in finals Dembele created 3. Do you agree or object?

He assisted 3, agreed.

How many goal contributions are there in that 7 goals? Maybe this is how you will understand it.

Godx:
What is correct in that post. You are reading non sense yet you are shouting very correct sir. In the screenshot below how many goal contributions did Palmer get in that game and did he contribute to 100% of Chelsea goals?

Why are you arguing something very plain? Raumdeuter is completely correct.

When a player is said to have Bleep goal contributions for the season, it simply means his total goals and assists for the season.

Most goals have 2 contributors - the scorer and assister.

If all those PSG 7 goals in contention have assiters, then it's a total of 14 goal contributions. Dembele's 3 assists is 3 goal contributions out of the 14. If, for example, Kvara scored 2 goals and 1 assist, it's another 3 goal contributions etc etc..

This thing is very clear na.

iamoyindamola:
PRESS STATEMENT!!!!!
Monkey D. Luffy FC – Eyes on the Treasure This Season

The new Fantasy Premier League season is here, and Monkey D. Luffy FC is ready to set sail again. This year, our mission is clear — go all out for the FA Cup and the Nairaland Classic League.

Last season had its ups and downs, but we’ve learned, regrouped, and strengthened the crew. Every decision this time — from transfers to captain picks — will be made with one thing in mind: winning.

Manager Luffy himself put it best:

“We’re going for everything. FA Cup? Ours. Nairaland Classic? Ours. And anyone in our way is going overboard!”

It’s going to be a long, exciting journey, and we want our fans and fellow managers to be part of it. Expect bold moves, some risky plays, and hopefully a lot of points on the board.

The seas might get rough, but we’re ready to fight for every single win.

#LuffyForTheCup
#NairalandClassicTakeover
#OnePieceOneDream

All I see is paper tiger

Centyakam:
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS – OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🚨🚨

MagnifiCent XI Fantasy Team Set Sights on Total Domination

In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the Fantasy Premier League world, MagnifiCent XI today issued a firm statement of intent for the 2025/26 season.

Club chairman, Donald Duke, addressed the media this morning:
“We’re not here for friendly handshakes or participation medals. Our mission is crystal clear: to reclaim and defend the Nairaland FA Cup FPL League crown and to do so in a fashion that leaves no room for doubt. We believe in our manager, Centurion Ekaba and the squad’s ability to deliver glory.”

The club further outlined its ambitions beyond the league.
“MagnifiCent XI is built to compete on all fronts. Every fixture, every point, every head-to-head matters. We are ready to break records, silence doubters and rewrite history.”

Early training reports say the squad is sharper than a Bruno Fernandes free-kick, hungrier than Haaland on a hat-trick, more unpredictable than Darwin Núñez’s finishing, deadlier than Salah in Ramadan form and with absolutely no room for bottling it like Arsenal.

Manager Centurion was equally fired up:
“Pressure? We eat that for breakfast. The squad is sharp, hungry, and laser-focused. We’ve got the brains, the guts, and the game plan to make this a season for the ages.”

As the season approaches, the team calls on its fans to bring the noise, the passion, and the unwavering belief as they embark on this crucial season.


E-Signed ✍🏾
Management,
MagnifiCent XI Fantasy Team

Na by press conference? You go still collect

nateevs:
Walahi. Ogbonge analysis.

Omor....

AirBere:

Na agenda hand I use type that thing ooo Lol. Dayo would've typed same if it was the other way round.

On a serious note, I think for this season, Dembele secured Bdor after being crowned UCL MVP in addition to his league, cup and now super cup triumph. He won lig 1 golden boot/MVP too.

I for say cuz that talk just turn turn my eye

I expect Dembele to win it 100percent.

andrewbaba44:
This agenda thing leave am for us

I know when to catch Chelsea fans ,but for now this your agenda no work

Everyone knows Chelsea went to that final as inder dogs ,even many of their fans here gave up before the game ,so there is no way you can call that psg team a weak one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Premier league is here already ,agenda go plenty ,unless na you no sabi this business

The guy dey force business wey he no sabi

Try mentor am nah abeg...

AirBere:
When it mattered the most, he provided the vital assist that led to the equaliser.

His fierce penalty put so much pressure on Van Der Ven forcing him to miss his spot kick which in turn gave PSG the advantage leading to the victory.

He beasted this final if we analyse the tiny details.

Omor... See analysis na

But the two goal scorers scored their own penalty na... Unless 1 assist and 1 PK goal get value pa's 1 goal and 1 PK goal. Lol.

This bolded sha

Silentgroper:
So in a nutshell, Chelsea is a title contender this season??

Rest kwanu...

Your neighbour and him family siddon inside their house dey discuss family matter, you go just waka enter chook mouth.

Na so you dey do?

You get house. I don show you your house before. You get family there. You still get family matter to discuss. Why not go your house?

If you must go your neighbour house, siddon for window and listen to their gist. No dey chook mouth for matter wey no consign you.

OAM4J:
This has always been my focus too. I just think of getting the maximum points I can get every gameweek with my squad without doing any analysis of my opponents' teams.

Since I'm in two H2H now, I will just focus on gathering max points for the week.

iamoyindamola:
Awalokan was to mock you know

Lol

iamoyindamola:
Are you looking for Awalokan?
Yes i am monkey d luffy the straw hat man

You don change name no be by name change... Person wey go collect go collect

Bourne007:
No worries boss .. . Sometimes it's not about the league but the hitlist LOL

Lol... No be small hitlist

Altern8tor:
D way PSG will kee Spurs today will be like blood bath 😂
Spurs will pay for wat Chelsea did

Ah! Today sef na Super Cup...

Let's go my London brothers!