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Sports › Re: Failure To Replace Ronaldo's Goals Is Real Madrid's Biggest Problem- Modric by Timekeeper:
Messi is your problem and ronaldo can't help you out. Even when he was there, una dey chop 5 0 for mourinho presence...
...hala Madrid fans, abeg don't kill me with this ur mentions

. Shey I cannot comment in peace again

I love you Amatarasha
Romance › Re: Message To All Nairaland Moderators - Pls Read by Timekeeper(op): 6:12am On Mar 05, 2019
Amatarasha:
At d back of ur mind u knw my people are gud , Accept so dat karma will forgive u

Dis exact hw every1 all over d world said isrealites are evil but u wont see wat evil dey do ,
Dis is d work of d devil giving pple reasons 2 hate gudpple ,igbos mind dia business but tiv n idoma hate igbos more dan fulani .. .igbos live at peace wt yorubas in lagos .
But yorubas hate igbos more than d devil ,dey hate worshipping wie igbo worship , one day dey wl deny dat jesus died on d cross because igbos believe dat jesus died on d cross.
Dis is d devil at work ,

Open ur eyes n see it ,since u av capacity of understanding . ..free ur mind frm politics is 4 d condemned n for pple who has houses already in hell .

Dis politicians are all in new world order ,dey are allowed to live longer than others ,dat is d plan 2 kill innocent runs girls 4 rituals ,kill prisoners for election strength , deaths frm thug fights ...

I dnt mind fighting n killing dem allover nigeria since guys are so stupid ,
Open ur eyes n reflect about igbos n free ur mind ,devil is powerful isnt d match of mortal men ! Hate is his work
You know Inn your mind too that Yoruba are the most peaceful set of people.. We may have our flaws but we love each other's and other tribes
Romance › Re: Message To All Nairaland Moderators - Pls Read by Timekeeper(op): 6:08am On Mar 05, 2019
Gandollar:
Yet you have never seen monikers like Ipobarethieves, AgbariOjukwu, killalligbos, ipobsarecriminals, biafraexposed, etc. Who's fooling who here?
Bliv me, I haven't.
Romance › Re: Message To All Nairaland Moderators - Pls Read by Timekeeper(op): 10:41pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Omg mr timekeeper dats 2 an extent ,
We love u pple as i told u but politics is dividing us , read d book of isaiah n see wat was said about politician.

I think d problm from ur side ,
Politicians are bloodmen n antichrist "quote me anywhere i wl not deny ,
Igbos hate them ,we hate all politicians even our own ...but u pple clap wt ur own ,saying som1 lyk tinubu is a god ,every1 knws wat he does ... U fell in love wt him n orders lyk northerners who lack education ,
Now igbo civilised life is called mumu by u pple ,
Igbos dnt hate u pple believe but who u support(ur oppressors ) are killing d commonwealth of d country ,

Tell me d future of our little babies ,thats wat igbos are agitating 4 , Dey want future not lyk hausas n u pple dat worship tinubu n alimodu sherrif ,
I disagree with you.. We all share the faults.. Okay... No blame game

Amatarasha synonymous to Burantanshi


Don't mind me just having fun with you
It's not an abuse oo before u start to rain curse on me oo
Politics › Re: Somemen Said igbos and xtians will be wiped Out Now Buhari Has Won, Am So Scared by Timekeeper: 10:30pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
so u think u ar more learned dan i mr timekeeper
I didn't mean such.. I'm just talking from my own personal life study... Just about myself..


Dear Amatarasha
Romance › Re: Message To All Nairaland Moderators - Pls Read by Timekeeper(op): 10:29pm On Mar 04, 2019
ngadaAwo:
[s][/s]hahahahahahaha what you don't know is greater than you ngada means under legs Awo means frog
NgadaAwo simple means the shape of frogs legs grin
You know nothing mr man
Okay.. As I saw Awo, I tot u r abusing great Awo
Romance › Message To All Nairaland Moderators - Pls Read by Timekeeper(op):
I appeal to all moderators and supermodes here on nairaland to do us one favour Pls....
Cc:
Seun, Mynd44, ishlove, lalasticala
And other relevant moderators

Pls can you deactivate or ban any nairalander that uses a moniker to insult the other tribes.
Like any one that his or her moniker can bring issue btw two Tribes or religion. I will give some examples here and I want you to take corrective measures, Pls moderators

Amatarasha : dear no vex... All for the best bliv me or not...

To all moderators, see these names for example
List of moniker I suggest that you should ban or deactivate;

Afonjas
ngadaAwo (i have this feelings ngada is an abuse to Awo)
Yorubasaredogs (ban this guy for life)
igbodefender (if there is peace, no need for defender)
madmohamed
Ipobarethieves
AgbariOjukwu
killalligbos
ipobsarecriminals
biafraexposed

Any moniker that's insult any tribe, Pls take corrective measures....
An English proverb says : Always escalate the solution to avoid escalating problems
Pls I can't seems to find more but I guess the administrators of the site knows more


Yours faithful

Timekeeper
Politics › Re: Somemen Said igbos and xtians will be wiped Out Now Buhari Has Won, Am So Scared by Timekeeper: 10:04pm On Mar 04, 2019
Yorubasaredogs:
[s][/s]Olosho i didn't see you in the brothel on Saturday. Why.
With that ur moniker, olosho keeeeee you dia


Fine if u say Yoruba are dogs, thanks..
Politics › Re: Somemen Said igbos and xtians will be wiped Out Now Buhari Has Won, Am So Scared by Timekeeper: 10:03pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Oh u knw her?

Does she work at late hour wink
U see, u r still creating more prob with ur brother against Yoruba.... Its unfair, stop this...
Politics › Re: Somemen Said igbos and xtians will be wiped Out Now Buhari Has Won, Am So Scared by Timekeeper: 10:01pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
dnt even pretend u are a yoruba mr timekeeper
Of Cox omo oduduwa.. Lovely ewedu eating region...


But I'm a Christian too but I don't allow religious determine my reasoning.. As one grows, one learns...
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 7:26pm On Mar 04, 2019
funmisticqueen:
whosoever deleted her posts or had a hand in it
Owo MI MO ooooo
Politics › Re: Somemen Said igbos and xtians will be wiped Out Now Buhari Has Won, Am So Scared by Timekeeper: 7:26pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Just yesterday hausas and yorubas are jubilating t
Buhari will wipe igbos and minority christians from nigeria when he resumes office ,they claimed that is the documented plan by buhari somewhere in the north ,that it has started in oshodi and will be spread to all parts of west and north ,Am so scared!

Please God dont allow your people to be annihilated like this ,What is our offense if i may ask?
Fulanis has been killing and everyone loves them ,My people are just there doing business _Maybe business in another persons land is a terrorism,
God if you choose to wipe us out so be it.
Note: MOD PLEASE DONT DELETE MY TOPIC ,I KNOW WHAT AM SAYING
Dear we can never sink... No force can battle with us... Maybe the Yoruba saying such are fanatics..... Emmanuel God is with us... Their desire is a pipe smoke
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 7:20pm On Mar 04, 2019
funmisticqueen:
thankyou for deleting her tribalistic threads. Please continue to do so. I will continue to take it personal with her until she apologises and promises to call me by my real monicker
Wait wait I don't get.. How did I delete the thread? I'm not mod na.. Or do u mean to say my post made the moderators delete her post?

Funmisticqueen Pls kindly reply
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Is obvious u didnt read d comment ,
funmi is d one going personal on me because of her nitwit behaviour of esteem ego ...Yes u ar d one dat removed my post twice now ,
i didnt hate yorubas because i av 2 boyfriends one is igbo ,one is yoruba frm ondo n i love d both so much ..
is just dat u yorubas hate us ,


wait! wat ar my even saying u ar all dsame mtcheww
Thanks all Yoruba are the same.. Omo oodua

Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 7:17pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Is obvious u didnt read d comment ,
funmi is d one going personal on me because of her nitwit behaviour of esteem ego ...Yes u ar d one dat removed my post twice now ,
i didnt hate yorubas because i av 2 boyfriends one is igbo ,one is yoruba frm ondo n i love d both so much ..
is just dat u yorubas hate us ,


wait! wat ar my even saying u ar all dsame mtcheww
2 boyfriend, I'm sure that Yoruba one don enter one chance with you... What a pity for the poor ondo guy..
BTW How did I remove your post when I'm not a moderator
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 4:54pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Funny u ,u ar malicious i swear !

i pity ur wife mr timekeeper
Daughter of Zion, pity your self ma.

My future wife gat notin to do with this... I'm not married but u r not bad though, u r an ideal woman for me except u wana start this your tribal matter again oooo
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 4:52pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Yes u ar d one ,who removes my interesting topic wickedly ...d any yoruba said d topic is bad ...yewandequeen even love d topic ..even igbo guys said they love amala ,
dat it gives dem iron n pottasium

n u removed it ,God wl judge mr timekeeper
Amala and ewedu plus gbegiri keeeeee you.........

So u r now getting angry Cox of amala and ewedu.. See how you are salivating...


My frnd, we no fit fight na.. Just that most of your tribal guys turned it to a tribal fight and you even took it personal with funmisticqueen... I'm sorry anyway
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 4:49pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
Yes u ar d one ,who removes my interesting topic wickedly ...d any yoruba said d topic is bad ...yewandequeen even love d topic ..even igbo guys said they love amala ,
dat it gives dem iron n pottasium

n u removed it ,God wl judge mr timekeeper
Funny lady..... Shey God use to judge someone base on nairaland tori ni
Politics › Re: Politically Karma Hates Hypocrites and men of injustice by Timekeeper: 2:06pm On Mar 04, 2019
Amatarasha:
So do I ! In nigeria being civilised is now a curse cry
In Nigeria being an Entrepreneur is foolishness also,

Some people in this part of nigeria are termed EVIL what is their crime huh?
I will tell you their crime ~~~~
1. 90% of them are so coordinated in making it in life that their even touts are seen in evening school and sandwish lectures ,while other tribe boast with the slave masters.

2. Because they love business which is the best way to run away from a third world unemployment status.
"Like some tiv people will say while touting and begging i hate them so much more than Fulani herdsmen killers because they love to open shops and hospitals As if they are government.

3. They are so civilised that they hate bad policies ,from government and nepotic agencies ,
All they hate is what first class world or western world hate ,Karma is watching.. Smiles

(Please let me stop here)
Timekeeper ! Timekeeper !! Timekeeper !!!


How many times did i call you ,anything you plan against me and my people know it that karma is watching you with burning anger ,You are a hypocrite who dine with injustice ...Leave my people alone ,with your 25 monikkers ,
Mr man i type this with burning heart !
Why wont you attack them from the rising sun ,even the jews prefare a murderer full of evil than miracle worker,
This is the truth you hide from people , And most Guys always say "we hate messi lionel while you wish you will be like him"
Stop attacking me after removing my post!!!
Tanks ,
Cc lalasticlaca
Cc immhotep
Am I the time keeper that you are referring too??
Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Snakes And How Poisonous They Are by Timekeeper(op): 5:57am On Mar 04, 2019
3. Inland taipan


The inland taipan is the most venomous snake in the world. Based on the median lethal dose value in mice, its venom , drop for drop, is by far the most toxic of any snake – much more so than even sea snakes[11][12][13] – and it has the most toxic venom of any reptile when tested on human heart cell culture . [14][15][16] Unlike most snakes, the inland taipan is a specialist mammal hunter so its venom is specially adapted to kill warm-blooded species . [17] It is estimated that one bite possesses enough lethality to kill at least 100 fully grown men, [18] and, depending on the nature of the bite, it has the potential to kill someone in as little as 30 to 45 minutes if left untreated. [19] It is an extremely fast and agile snake that can strike instantly with extreme accuracy, [20] often striking multiple times in the same attack, [21] and it envenoms in almost every case.

Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Snakes And How Poisonous They Are by Timekeeper(op): 5:55am On Mar 04, 2019
2. Dubious sea snakes


Scientific name: Aipysurus duboisii
Common name : Dubois' Seasnake
The Dubois' Seasnake is moderately built snake of variable colour. Darker specimens are usually found west of Torres Strait, and paler specimens to the east. Typically, the concealed surface of the scale contrasts with the dark brown exposed surface. This produces a reticulate (net-like) pattern in the body scales when the body is extended. The scales of the lower flanks are more typically white, forming wedge-shaped pale areas extending to the upper surface. All head shields with the exception of the rostral scale and the nasals are fragmented into small irregular scales. The body scales are imbricate and in 19 rows at the mid-body. Ventral scales are broad and vary from 150–165. The anal scale is divided. Subcaudal scales vary from 23–35. The Dubois' Seasnake grows to 109 cm in snout vent length

Nairaland General › Types Of Snakes And How Poisonous They Are by Timekeeper(op): 5:48am On Mar 04, 2019
I want to create this thread Cox some of us don't know much about snakes. Some argue it's cobra, it's king cobra, it's black mamba, it's nija, and so on. Well, I took It upon myself to make some research as I fear snake so much and I hope it's goes into extinction very soon.. I hope for a world with no snake (whether poisonous or not).
I will start my list with the most dreadliest and poisonous snakes

1. The Beaked Sea Snake is one of the most venomous snakes either on landor in the sea. Indeed, scientists have estimated its venom to be 4 to 8 times more lethal than that of a cobra. ... Its venom is said to be as much as 100 times more lethal than that of any other snake - including the Inland Taipan-.

Food › Re: Big Python And Bush Meat Killed By Me And My Friends. by Timekeeper: 5:27am On Mar 04, 2019
Triangles1:
No wonder why all the lions and elephants in Nigeria run to Kenya because they knew if they stay in Ghana or Togo Nigerians wouldn't mind to enter bus to hunt them.

Very soon animal like grascuter, snake, can only be shown to our children from books or Internet with the way Nigeria are serious in hunting them.
Abeg grass cutter should stay, snakes should go.. Extinction for snakes
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Bus Drivers Spotted Fighting On The Streets Of London(Pics) by Timekeeper: 5:29pm On Mar 03, 2019
ELVISHOT:
Here is the moment two grown up Nigerian men burst into fight on the street of London. The two are commercial bus drivers in London, I wonder what could have cause this fight between two brothers .

We normally see conductor and drivers fight here in Nigeria, but for them to carry their african mentality enter london to fight is very much bad.

This have caused some mixed reactions, as people mock them. See some of the reactions below

debbycountyy
Where they staying at oshodi? �����

damiloladeniji
These ones carry their Naija behaviour go abroad �


9jajoker_
them carry the naija trait go london


uche_nwache_
@mariamemetumah I’m tell you big for nothing ��

wolph_helson
D way I see da guy stretching both his leg and fist juz to land a blow,I'm sure as hell he doesn't know how to fight.!!

tomtomwis
���� frustration has gotten them.

naijaforumsquare
Well they both know that they have lost their jobs.

pinopallacio
������Am in tears!!! I don't believe this!!! Them carry African Mentality enter jand ���

imaginenath
See as he dey throw leg like kangaroo...


anyswiss
����see fight ���they no even get strength ���come make i show una what's up

ugochiokosi
Ha! Agbero don enter London? Chaii! They go soon spoil London

This is too bad, see more photos below


http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/03/two-nigerian-bus-drivers-spotted.html?m=1
Who notice that the guy in black was busy dancing zanku legwork??
Politics › Re: Igbos Vs Yorubas (New era of an impending civil war) by Timekeeper(op): 4:54pm On Mar 03, 2019
successmatters:
If you can't handle the heat, leave the kitchen. Benin Republic is very near so you can port there.
U see, u sef have started hating me... God, who did Nigerian offend to plant disunity among us
Politics › Re: Igbos Vs Yorubas (New era of an impending civil war) by Timekeeper(op): 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2019
successmatters:
Which parting again?

When yorubas joined with all other nigerians to kill Igbo women and children just because igbo wanted to part, you were blind?

Now that the igbos have invested heavily in the Nigerian project and you are losing your lands you start talking of parting?

Go and wake up the millions of dead biafrans killed during the war, then we can talk, if not

One Nigeria till forever.

Onye gbaa oso, mpia grin
Abeg no abuse me sir.. I didn't insult anyone
Politics › Re: Igbos Vs Yorubas (New era of an impending civil war) by Timekeeper(op): 4:51pm On Mar 03, 2019
Ziggylady:
You are not on anyones side you claim but your post says otherwise undecided

..Ofcourse parting is inevitable sooner or later.
I'm sorry miss.. Just painful, it will be more painful to now see us parting later on.. Very painful
Politics › Re: Igbos Vs Yorubas (New era of an impending civil war) by Timekeeper(op): 4:50pm On Mar 03, 2019
Herdsmen:
Una see as Yoruba go use style style the ginger nyamiri to fight aboki..why Dem go hide dey pour fuel for the fire..

I told you guys ..this westerners will engr..ginger..propagate ..and loud the fight between hausa ND igbo..then go back to abuse igbos..

Since the propaganda on the beggar video failed to stick on igbos ..this men have been running Helter skelta to unleash the worst of demonize propaganda on other southerners.

This have been their ways..

Op ..go through all post on nairaland and see how your people keep opening thread after thread on igbo matter including yours..
Abusing and inciting igbos to provocation..and when the return same you call it hate..

Atimes una the think na una brain them use build aso rock or say other humans no get sense..
Ignorantly majority of online Yoruba keep displaying the level of iQ..
Slow myopic and daft..

Igbos were chased out of polling unit..and a lazy agbero was stones for causing mayhem...same Yoruba shouted and supported the dictator shoot aside order ..and even abuse sane Nigerians that spoke against such..

Now chick has come to roast ..you remember that dammy is a yourba name and must not die..
But if it's any other tribe you people will give a million reasons for his death..

Is that not stupidity..or una think say the rest of Nigerians are not taking note.. what a gross foolishness or it's how una dey define sophistication?

Listen you ..

This una Caro wey una dey play by inciting other Nigerians against other.dND pretending to be accommodating go crwcendo someday..

That's the obvious matter..and God so merciful to you people not to lose that fight..because ..... silence..

The whole country is reading all online news ..and everyone is seeing where's coming from and reasons..

Brutality and fatality belongs to no one...

Believe me ..Opc are boys scout with road side juju..
When matter start..na still army ..go fight with..because OPC go still hide..

Yourba nation.
Una dey cook for the country...Dem dey chop..since 1960.. they clean mouth..

When the rest of the country cook for una...I swear by Allah the merciful..

Una propaganda no go sale..and una must chop am finish..


Call it rant as usual..
But the day of reckoning is at hand...


Elrufia for president 2023.. ribadu..2027
Abeg summary Pls...
Politics › Re: Igbos Vs Yorubas (New era of an impending civil war) by Timekeeper(op): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2019
Ziggylady:
You are not a sincere person i am sorry to say..

..If anyone is harrassing anyone here it is ypu Yorubas...Ever since the results of the election came out,many of you have been taunting and mocking Igbos meanwhile the re-election of buhari was not up to you but the North.

Your people has since resorted to harassing and preventing Igbos from voting their candidate,intimidating and threatning Igbos in Lagos and environs to either vote APC or go back to the East...With your online minions cheering and edging them on...Issues that does not concern Igbos has your people dragging Igbos in all the time.

No one cares if you re-evaluate your friendship with Igbos cos many of us has re-evaluated our friendship with Yorubas tey tey.

Always quick to cry about hatred when you are the biggest perpetrator.
MA I'm not.. It's just affecting me... Seriously, I have lived with igbos from my childhood but the hatred is getting much now...
Politics › Re: Igbos Vs Yorubas (New era of an impending civil war) by Timekeeper(op): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2019
Ziggylady:
You are not a sincere person i am sorry to say..

..If anyone is harrassing anyone here it is ypu Yorubas...Ever since the results of the election came out,many of you have been taunting and mocking Igbos meanwhile the re-election of buhari was not up to you but the North.

Your people has since resorted to harassing and preventing Igbos from voting their candidate,inti,idating and threatning Igbos to either vote APC or go back to the East...With your online minikns cheering and edging them on...Issues that does not concern Igbos has your people dragging Igbos in all the time.

No one cares if you re-evaluate your friendship with Igbos cos many of us has re-evaluated our friendship with Yorubas tey tey.

Always quick to cry about hatred when you are the biggest perpetrator.
Pls I'm not on anyone side.. I just wish this thing stop... BTW Igbo and Yoruba.... I'm not one sided... If parting will bring peace, let's part... Than starting a war before peace
Celebrities › Re: Idowu Philips: Over My Dead Body Will I Get Married Again by Timekeeper: 4:42pm On Mar 03, 2019
Immaculatesnow:
See this stinking bitter baboon looking for attention upandan angry your stupidity has no brother or sister
U r an idiot.. Don't start tribal war again ooo

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