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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri To Provide Free Bus Rides For Nigerians Ahead Of Elections by Timekeeper: 4:27pm On Feb 18, 2019
KikBuhari2Daura:
2019 Presidential Elections: Reno Omokri To Provide Free Bus Rides For Nigerians

Former Presidential Aide Reno Omokri has pledged to provide free bus rides for Nigerians intending on travelling to vote after last week's postponement. The best selling author in several tweets wrote :

1-I read on my TL many Nigerians who say they traveled to vote and were frustrated by the postponement and cant afford to travel again. God willing, I‘ll provide buses to and fro 4 of the geopolitical zones for such people IRRESPECTIVE of how you intend to vote #BusesForDemocracy

2-It is the intention of President @MBuhari, in instigating the postponement, to frustrate voters and cause a low voter turnout. We must not allow that to happen. I call on other wealthy Nigerians to help facilitate a high turnout by providing #BusesForDemocracy to ALL Nigerians

3-God willing, I‘ll provide modalities/logistics for the buses. I wish I was rich enough to provide buses to and from all the geopolitical zones, but for now my pocket can only afford 4 zones. But if you can help, please do something. Frustrate the frustraters #BusesForDemocracy

Source :https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1097488069803077632?s=19[/quote]Trust Reno at your own peril.... He will still coman say it was a fake account that posted that.... Anyways Reno, na plane me wan no be bus
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 12:13pm On Feb 18, 2019
Quorax:
easy don't sound to desperate. Calm down and I believe something will come up for you. Don't forget my thread when it happens.

And when it comes, make sure you make a good name and impression of yourself.

God bless...
Aiit. Thanks
Romance › Re: I Need Help.. Am Losing It Already by Timekeeper: 11:09am On Feb 18, 2019
val4sure:
Please nairalanders, I need advice on a pressing matter on my neck now, I will try and keep it very short.

There is this lady I have been dating way back during school days, we've known each other for ages, everybody knew us as the perfect couple then, until after our graduation, we passed out together last year from NYSC, after that reality sets in.

I searched for job, nothing was fort coming, I have to change plans and was introduced to an online business which am currently doing, with the business, I have been able to secure a self con apartment as a hustling guy, got it furnished and still doing the same business which has its good and bad times

The issue now is that my girlfriend is not getting any younger, both of us are going to be 28 years old this year and suitors has been flocking around recently to marry her

The issue now is that her family member thinks she is possessed by not accepting any of the suitors that is coming for her, everybody is on her neck to marry, the pressure on her body is just too much that the family members are conducting series of meetings all the time to know if something is wrong with her.

And the reason for her actions is all because of me and am not financially bouyant enough to be able to save her from the pressure by getting married to her now, business just started.

I love the girl so much that I really want to spend the rest of my life with her because she's a rare gem, never seen her type of woman before, but am worried also, no fund for such and I don't think asking her to keep on waiting for me is a good idea base on the pressure on her everyday.

Please nairalanders, am losing it seriously, I have asked so many of my friends for idea, different opinions from different people, please I seriously need advice on this case, what should I do in this situation.
Abeg bro, I hope God will help you out and resolve everything... Abeg can u Pls introduce me to the online business, Pls I really wana learn it too... Pls help a bro
Romance › Re: I Need Help.. Am Losing It Already by Timekeeper: 11:08am On Feb 18, 2019
val4sure:
Please nairalanders, I need advice on a pressing matter on my neck now, I will try and keep it very short.

There is this lady I have been dating way back during school days, we've known each other for ages, everybody knew us as the perfect couple then, until after our graduation, we passed out together last year from NYSC, after that reality sets in.

I searched for job, nothing was fort coming, I have to change plans and was introduced to an online business which am currently doing, with the business, I have been able to secure a self con apartment as a hustling guy, got it furnished and still doing the same business which has its good and bad times

The issue now is that my girlfriend is not getting any younger, both of us are going to be 28 years old this year and suitors has been flocking around recently to marry her

The issue now is that her family member thinks she is possessed by not accepting any of the suitors that is coming for her, everybody is on her neck to marry, the pressure on her body is just too much that the family members are conducting series of meetings all the time to know if something is wrong with her.

And the reason for her actions is all because of me and am not financially bouyant enough to be able to save her from the pressure by getting married to her now, business just started.

I love the girl so much that I really want to spend the rest of my life with her because she's a rare gem, never seen her type of woman before, but am worried also, no fund for such and I don't think asking her to keep on waiting for me is a good idea base on the pressure on her everyday.

Please nairalanders, am losing it seriously, I have asked so many of my friends for idea, different opinions from different people, please I seriously need advice on this case, what should I do in this situation.
Abeg bro, I hope God will help u resolve everything... Please can you introduce me to the online business... Pls help a fellow brother survive, Pls I wana know it
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 9:40am On Feb 18, 2019
Capensis:
Noted.
In case u gat any job that doesn't fit my qualifications, I can adjust too, I learn things easily... Diversification is one of my talents.... God bless you sir
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 9:37am On Feb 18, 2019
Capensis:
Noted.
Thanks sir.. ICAN or CFA in view by God's grace...
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 9:37am On Feb 18, 2019
Capensis:
Noted.
Thanks sir.. ICAN or CFA in view by God's grace...
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 9:35am On Feb 18, 2019
Quorax:
Now that is how to make things happen. Generally, everyone wants to know what they will gain from relating with you... Nobody wants a liability.

Nobody takes you serious until your prove your worth, even your relatives.

I spent 7 months chasing an idea. Nobody took me serious until I yielded results... Even now, due to the slight set back, I see some doubts but I know what I am seeing as the visionary.
Thanks bruh
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 7:49am On Feb 18, 2019
Quorax:
When making such requests, try to be specific, list your skills, what you can do and many more.
I just did
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 7:48am On Feb 18, 2019
Capensis:
Will confirm with my HR team.
In addition, my qualifications are;
ND in banking and finance (upper credit )
Hnd in banking and finance (to be completed later later )
BSc in banking and finance (currently in my finals, currently first class but may end up in 2nd class Cox I didn't start my degree with a first class )

Diploma in desktop publishing

Teaching experience
Computer operator and instructor
Graphics design


God bless you sir
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 7:37am On Feb 18, 2019
Quorax:
When making such requests, try to be specific, list your skills, what you can do and many more.
Bless you bro
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 10:11pm On Feb 17, 2019
tritritri:
Why r people lyk dis...U're saying this (Ur probelm) to someone who hasn't met u and only want to assist for a job. dont u knw it could put him off? or ur below 25yrs ?
I know what I am saying bro.

1. I never get cert to secure better job, still a student

2. He shud nt think about getting me a job and tell me thinking that I stay on Island. I can't work at Island and live at Mainland.. So I put that up so that he will know that I have only God at Island, except if he will. Be able to help me out


3. Related to no 1, since I never get cert to work fully, I was thinking he cud use me for casual errands that he wunt be able to attend to. At least from there I will make a living too



So bro, I don't understand what u just said sef
Education › When Last Have U Check ASUU Twitter Account Last? by Timekeeper(op): 10:05pm On Feb 17, 2019
See how students bombarded @asuungr when strike was on. Although many people threatened to unfollow if they call off strike, remember asuungr reminded them that it was just suspended... Fellow naija students, be sincere, when last did u check asuungr on Twitter??
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 9:24pm On Feb 17, 2019
Capensis:
Will confirm with my HR team.
Chai I go happy oo but sir, I no get money for house rent oooo, I am just an honest and smart hustler on Mainland here... I can make few bucks for u on any work u want me.. And u gonna trust me a lot
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2019
Capensis:
Self-Employed. Venture Capitalism, Real Estate, Manufacturing etc.
Can u employ me sir? I would be glad to work for you and settle around that side......

Kindly reply sir
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2019
whitering:
Funny you�
Boss, I'm serious.. I be correct Hustler.. Trust me bro
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by Timekeeper: 4:39pm On Feb 17, 2019
whitering:
The breath of fresh air in Lekki is amazing. Enough ventilation everywhere. I'm so happy to be a house owner. Kia Mainland is just too choking.
Can I move in with you sir..?
Car Talk › Re: Inside The ₦181m Cadillac Escalade Mobile Bunker Built For The Rich And Famous by Timekeeper: 9:29pm On Feb 15, 2019
obafemee80:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJzn3BGv8-A?t=64

When ultimate comfort and safety are your top priorities and you seem not to like the Klassen armoured Range Rover Autobiography SUV that ferries the Cameroonian president Paul Biya around , then you need to see this INKAS Armored Cadillac Escalade “Chairman Package” that is designed to uplift any passenger to a presidential level of comfort and a 360-degree ballistic armoring.

From the 1:10mins clips released recently by Canadian based tuner, the exclusive interior is equipped with a captain style heated and cooled leather seats with massage systems, a customized bar, a partition between the rear passengers’ area and the driver,Heavy-duty exhaust fans for cigar lovers, an innovative light system as well as advanced multimedia and audio systems.

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Also included is an Exotic Wood Panelling ,massive 4k Smart TV ,superfast 4G LTE hotspot , Apple Carplay plus Android Auto ,Premium Surround Sound System , advanced 360º Perimeter security CCTV ,Satellite TV plus Phone System ,Biometric Gun Safe and many more...

This luxury SUV Limo incorporates a perimeter armoring of the passenger compartment in order to provide protection against 7.62mm, 308 Winchester FMJ ammunition.

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In order to ensure that the vehicle’s factory characteristics are left mostly intact after armoring, INKAS also upgraded the suspension and braking components to ensure maximal ride quality and control.

The all-wheel drive Cadillac Escalade Limousine carries a 117 L fuel tank and gets its power from a 6.2-liter V-8 engine that produces 420 horsepower.

INKAS,which sells about 420 built-to-order vehicles a year,said:


Want this luxury Mobile Bunker instead of the regular Escalade ESV that starts at $78,195 (₦28m)?
The price for all the luxuries and protections you get from this Armored Cadillac Escalade Limo ranges between $300,000 and $500,000 USD. That's approximately between ₦108m to ₦181m before shipping, depending on your taste.

What do you think?

https://autojosh.com/inside-the-₦181m-cadillac-escalade-mobile-bunker-designed-to-uplift-any-passenger-to-a-presidential-level-of-comfort/
Chai, you kon talk say make I no ka Pata.... Ahhhhh I must ka Pata ooo... Pata saff, Pata highqueen
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 9:54pm On Feb 13, 2019
dominique:
Manho! Why did you approach her for sex in the first place? If you can't oblige her request, then leave her be! Why wish her death?
I said like dating.. Intimate... Why would I approach a lady directly for sex.. That's irrational na
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2019
dominique:
Manho! Why did you approach her for sex in the first place? If you can't oblige her request, then leave her be! Why wish her death?
Does intimate relationship means sex
Romance › Re: Help Police Just Got My Bro, Nd Asking For 20k Bribe by Timekeeper: 5:01pm On Feb 13, 2019
Starboytwo:
Thanks everyone I got him out....

I didn't pay any amount...
Which kung fu did u use??
Romance › Re: Help Police Just Got My Bro, Nd Asking For 20k Bribe by Timekeeper: 5:00pm On Feb 13, 2019
Op abeg kindly update us on how dealt with those scammers.. The kung fu style u applied and the type of kick u did.... Thanks
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 2:42pm On Feb 13, 2019
gloria34:
Stop to follow runs girls u say no. Go front joor
Have I done u any wrong? How wud I know she is a runs girl na
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 11:27am On Feb 13, 2019
funmisticqueen:
you think someone like you deserves a rich woman, great wife and loyal mum?
You are just a snitch with poverty mentality regardless of your bank account
A dog defending another bitch.... Have u for once ever been a loyal girl talk less of u being a great mum probably in the future
Celebrities › Re: 'Teni Is A Lesbian' - Mr Rational Laughter Accuses The Singer by Timekeeper: 8:19am On Feb 13, 2019
Onyi22:
Am still wondering how this tomboy made it to d music industry with the trash she always sing,
Nothing good can come out from Afonja, they r all bunch of irresponsibilities......
And for those frustrated, broke ass niggas on nairaland DAT keeps sending me gmail begging me for my number, I weep for them all...
I said it before n am still saying it,DAT I don't go out with poor guys, they should find their level.....
They have used ur Pata. Living dead, u r enjoying ur burial money.. Those guys spending on u Don use u tey tey...
Celebrities › Re: 'Teni Is A Lesbian' - Mr Rational Laughter Accuses The Singer by Timekeeper: 8:17am On Feb 13, 2019
Onyi22:
Am still wondering how this tomboy made it to d music industry with the trash she always sing,
Nothing good can come out from Afonja, they r all bunch of irresponsibilities......
And for those frustrated, broke ass niggas on nairaland DAT keeps sending me gmail begging me for my number, I weep for them all...
I said it before n am still saying it,DAT I don't go out with poor guys, they should find their level.....
See the frustrated pig
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 8:14am On Feb 13, 2019
BiggyB242:
Don't just walk up to a girl and ask for a relationship. Be friends first probably for 2 - 3 weeks with continuous communication, it works for me.

But if a girl starts billing you is either she wants you for your money or she's trying to push you away. From my little experience if a girl starts asking you for money continuously she doesn't love you.
Frnds for 2 or 4 weeks doesn't mean, it worked for u bcox it was meant to work... And probably the ladies in questions no get boyfriend and was waiting for one too... If a lady no like u, she no like u be that.. Whether u start from frnds to anything, forget that thing
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 8:13am On Feb 13, 2019
BiafraBushBoy:
Die rich?

Die poor?

Nobody's business.

Don't come here sounding too emotional as regards a smart girl who doesn't wanna get cheated in the intimacy business you were proposing.
Emotional ko.... Mumu did I tell u I was been emotional. U think say I get time sha.... Vamooze ojawe
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 8:01am On Feb 13, 2019
highqueen:
Oh yeah. smiley smiley
But I tire oo.. 20k for intimacy fee.. That amount is capable of carrying 4 to 5 oloshos... 20 bae
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 7:57am On Feb 13, 2019
BiafraBushBoy:
Let's call it that.

I think the girl was right trying to differentiate a broke fvck boy from a rich one.

Unfortunately, op belongs to the former... Kudos to the girl.
Thanks bruh, I wasn't born rich.... But I wunt die poor... Thanks rich Bleep boy
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Need To Be Used For Ritual Seriously, Just Imagine by Timekeeper(op): 7:55am On Feb 13, 2019
highqueen:
Okay, it's not strange cos there are alot of girls that do their whatever business with any interested customer.

And the word you used triggered the whole thing.
It's a by gone now.

She thought you were in for business, chose your words mildly, when next you see someone you like.
Nawa ooo, well I thought she was a reasonable lady sha..... Sorry for the isssshhhh BTW us jare...

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