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Romance › Re: Packaging!!!! by Timekeeper: 1:21am On Jan 13, 2020
Phenomenal16:
My question is does this expensive big girl look work?
Better be careful b4 we get to see ur breast, pussy and ass in polythene nylon for Bush side...

Becareful..
Romance › Re: I Think My Wife To Be Is Cheating On Me. I Need Advice by Timekeeper: 1:18am On Jan 13, 2020
Preshy561:
Oh, that our abroad boo cheesy

Call him on whatsapp video call, if you can or on whatsapp call, sing for him, pray for him and send him loads of messages both lomantic and successful birthday wishes.
When you guys See, you can also wish him happy birthday once more. Buy anything you can lay your hands on, no matter how small, the person will appreciate. smiley
Happy birthday to him in addy.
U forgot to tell the bitch called Ariza that she shud send her nude to him since it's a yeyebration.


Ariza bitch, Pls send ur nudes to him
Romance › Re: I Think My Wife To Be Is Cheating On Me. I Need Advice by Timekeeper: 1:17am On Jan 13, 2020
Davash222:
They’re telling you to go and collect your drink money back and you’re talking about wife her.. are you okayhuh
The guy is a he-diot
Romance › Re: I Think My Wife To Be Is Cheating On Me. I Need Advice by Timekeeper: 1:15am On Jan 13, 2020
Impregnable101:
bro. I was planning to wife her real soon
Although u don't av any proof that she is cheating but don't marry her... U will still come here to wail if u marry hee
Romance › Re: Need A Man For My Single Mom. Any Idea? by Timekeeper: 1:14am On Jan 13, 2020
Selfkontrol:
How can I find a good and matured man for my single independent mother. (She’s 46)
I am a young guy in my 20s and I just recently rented an apartment that’s just like two hours drive from her because I need my own space and privacy and to hussle as a man.

I lost my dad when I was still a teenager but before then my mom and dad where separated. (He married other wives thought)
Truth is deep down I knew my mom never wanted me to rent the apartment but I had to make that decision and move out for my sanity because I can’t do any reasonable thing in the Godforsaken state I am so I needed to move out and start life as a man

The problem now is I know for sure my mom will be lonely. She has already started disturbing me to take her to my house I rented even when I have not packed in lol. She had other relationships that I knew of but non worked out. She’s overly spiritual too and believes you have to seek the face of God for a man lol. That made her loose a good man that I know. Her reason was she had a bad dream about him lol and a pastor told her he’s not her husband and so many bullshit

She’s not into social media so that option is ruled out.
It has to be physical. She needs a man in her life before she start invading my privacy because of loneliness
She doesn’t have any female friends. She ends up having problem with them at the end.

He life is just church and business. Infact she’s mostly in church. So please guys if you have any good idea and advice, kindly drop. Thanks
Give her your pastor na
Romance › Re: How To Delete My Account On Nairaland. by Timekeeper: 1:13am On Jan 13, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Please can anyone here help with how to delete my account here. Ive tried severally but the link being sent to me doesn't seem to work when I try to click on it.

If you know any other ways I can successfully do it, please chime in.

Its been an adventurous one on here. Also had fun and a bitter time.
What I got isn't what I bargained for but not to worry, all will be well.

Froshloaded
I'm gonna really miss you. Thanks for been the only non-bashing one here.

Mrcork. Hope you have fun without me advising people here again

Luminouz. Hope you're gonna be able to forgive yourself for accusing me fausly.

Lalasticlala. Please help me delete this account if you can. Thank you. Let me know if you need the full details of the account to enable you complete the deletion.
Bitch, who hurt you? Why are you leaving? I don't get, what went wrong?
Romance › Re: She Lied To Me That She Was Raped by Timekeeper: 1:04am On Jan 13, 2020
Admin9:
Good morning nairalanders,

I am with this girl. She is a virgin (vaginal virgin) but she has had anal sex before.

She told me that the anal sex was through rape from a male friend during her school days and afterward, they stopped communicating. Well, i believed until today. I know that i should not have gone through her inbox but somehow, I embarassed got access to her chats. God so kind, the first chat that caught my eyes was the chat with the guy she has had anal sex with previously.

The guy was telling her how he missed her moaning and from the chat, they had more encounters to the extent that the guy said he was tired of anal sex and wanted to try out something different. They had several other meetings at the boy's venue. After some time, I noticed that their conversation started dying down. I guess their little relationship started to wear out.

The issue now is that she told me that the boy raped her and she cut contacts with him but the chat says otherwise. I don't really know what she stands to gain from branding the guy a rapist.
Welcome to the club bro


Very soon u will be tagged a rapist too.. That is ladies work, they tag their ex, rapist... It's a normal thing for them to do... Losers like Rekhina eat arab men shit to survive... Fvck Arab men dog to put meal on table.. I don't blame her sha


Op, That ur babe must be Jodha's sister... Birds of a feather
Crime › Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by Timekeeper: 2:27am On Jan 12, 2020
Smartchoiice:
See her suicide note... Meanwhile one Nairaland Akure local girl decided to house a stranger for one week alone in her house just because of free sexx
Don't find trouble ooo. Hope u ain't referring to my sister sha
Politics › Re: Governor Babagana Zulum Sitting Under A Tree by Timekeeper: 11:40am On Jan 11, 2020
maynation:
Chineke oo.

See what is at par with Northerners' humility.
Who did this to you guys?
Much love 4u dear.. Gud morning
Romance › Re: Should I Play Along Or Report This Lady To Her Husband by Timekeeper: 7:00pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogabentley:
I have been good friends for 5 years with a couple who live in one of the 4 self contain apartment where i reside.
We do hang out during weekends and sometimes in the evenings. recently Frank travelled and his wife asked me to come over and fix their Dstv that it wasnt working. it was an easy fix just needed to place a wire which was out of the decoder and it was done.
as i started to leave, she asked me why i had never made advances at her.
"i told her because you are married"
"married yes, but i do see the way you stare at me, i know you want me" she replied.
then she let the wrapper she tied fall off her body, i was shocked seeing a married woman stark naked before my very eyes.
i told her it wasnt right and hurridly left before someone sees me
since then i havent spoken to her.
what should i do, should i tell her husband?
Chai. I will marry after this generation of women are wiped off the face of the earth... U prefer another generation..


Married hoe
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Timekeeper: 9:47am On Jan 10, 2020
Lawlahdey:
Shut the hell up.
I am warning u oo
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Timekeeper: 9:47am On Jan 10, 2020
thelish:
Like she can't??
How come 10k has taken d place of communication in a rship?
Why is everybody so concerned about d 10k, forgetting her pains n concern in d rship??
Not that.. He has been doing this since her level 1... Imagine 10k every two weeks for almost 3 years.. Haba..

It's her Bf, she can know what's wrong with him if she is serious abt him.. They av been for 3 years na, sumtyms relationship just bores one but u gat to make move and find out what's wrong really.. 10k is everyone concern in this economy, paying house rent too from level 1..haba
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Timekeeper: 9:26am On Jan 10, 2020
thelish:
But every human crave for attention once in a while.
Some ladies value attention more than money.
How busy is he, that he can't just check up on her in 24hrs?
Okay if she values attention than money, let her reject 10k allowance, let her start paying her house rent.. Then we can talk about attention
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Timekeeper: 9:23am On Jan 10, 2020
Lawlahdey:
I wonder what you will do if I quote you. I just did, by the way.
Lola, I dey warn u. Quote me now and see if a drone wunt drop a bomb on ur head.. U can comment without quoting me... Its an open thread. Make ur own comment Pls
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Timekeeper: 9:10am On Jan 10, 2020
Lawlahdey:
Some of you really lack sense and it shows.
Don't ever quote me again
Romance › Re: Do I Break Up With Him? by Timekeeper: 9:09am On Jan 10, 2020
Lawlahdey:
Some of you really lack sense and it shows.
Like some of ur type have sense so much Abi... Bitches
Music/Radio › Re: Where Are Our Women, Our Divas? by Timekeeper: 8:32am On Jan 10, 2020
frozen70:
Men too are, they are the one that goes to them

Men should stop demanding and they won't have any to give
Show me one guy dt showed he dick on social media and I will. Show u 59 ladies dt exposes their boobs and pussy for men to view and msg them for sex.

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