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Rekhina:
Now take a bow, u are d reason me and my sisters suffer in a whiteman's land !

no offense , quote me again and die mysteriously

No offense, blame your father, mother, family and generation for the poverty dt took u to eat white arab man shit just to earn money.....


Like i said no offense, quote me and hell visit u

Rekhina:
Are you a yorubaboy?

Deeply proudly yorubloid.. Merry nation... Omo Yoruba ni mi ooo

Rekhina:
Where are u fram youngman ?

I am from Nigeria na.. Lagos... So how far

Rekhina:
Don't u have a babe or what youngman?

I don't av a babe Cox I broke.. Shey u fit order babe for me...

Icecreamlover:
Attention lovers of Hannahhitler, I finally have a picture of the mysterious damsel who has left lots of her admirers in the dark concerning how she looks like.

Well after months of dedicated stalking,I was able to get her picture

Before I release the pictures, I want to you Hannah admirers to give a short description of the Hannah you have always imagined.

Idiot Men, begging and stalking a lady for ordinary picshure... What if na fvck u wan fvck, u will spend ur entire life begging and stalking.

Hannah dt is like gold to you na sawdust to another guy...

Chai, walai u mumu.. E dey pain me sha.. Ontop girl picture, u even open thread.. Ode buruku.. I even think say na better thing for this 2020

Rekhina:
U again? Sexstarved negro

Aswear how did u no I'm so sex starved , Choi u be seer ooooo

yarimo:
no available slot for USA, you can only be remobilize to availability slot like SYRIA, north Korea and SOMALIA

God forbid badt thing

Can NYSC remobilize me to USA and take Rekhina to Iraq or Afghanistan

elotajohn1:
Understandeth what thou readeth?

Me: HELL NO!!!

Well Nairalander's world war 3 analysts will soon come, read and explain to us shaa

I dey ur boat bro

bewla:
yes o

I know.. Are you sure ur Virgin girlfrnd wunt be part of the 72 virgins to be serviced to solemaini

LegendHero:
Let me pack my bag and be on my way to naija sharpaly.

Oju mi o ni ribi!

U r rejected in Nigeria.. Pls pass to Pakistan

tuzle:
The war has started. USA and Iran have carried their problem to Iraq, Iraq that did not know anything is going to suffer too. But Iran get mouth o, Sha they should make sure they don't make mistake and send any rocket to Nigeria. CNN reported that there are Iraq casualties, they have not said anything about their soldiers yet

If them even do mistake send to Nigeria sef, aso rock dey dere...

Jewessgratitude:
"Huncle" I have noticed you. Oya le me be na.
Not out for jokes, abeg.

Thank Allah, u accepted fate


Signed
Iranian minister

bewla:
I never in my life dream of U S A but give me free it will be gate pass to country of my choice


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2 Holland








I hate war just do normal and let God take the credit that's me

Then u r surely a yoruba Muslim

Jewessgratitude:
Holy Ghost fire!!!!

Who dash you? Na Nairaland your fellow iranu them dey throw their missiles? Go war front now, make Americans use you do asun. Heheheheee

Since u av already accepted your fate.... Pray for Iran to win this war when you get to shiloh..


Signed
Iranian prime minister

bewla:
bush said Saddam was making chemical weapons in trucks just to invade Irag after killing this man what do see


nothing was found
his brother in British was ask war do u join that war he openly said am sorry to does Japanese students that interview him but none to Irag citizen.


now u call some one a terrorist

but when u kill or rape his grandma u don't think when he grows up the only thing he thinks of is revenge

Oya pick one, Iran visa or USA visa

Hypocrite, u will surely go for Yankee, isn't it

Jewessgratitude:
Baba God, please dont let it affect my boo o. Now that you finally pick my call, which kind wahala be this kwanu?

Boo, please come home o. At least let's be together here in naija. E pay me pass. You are my happiness and my happiness matters most.
Damn all them Iranians and Americans.

Nothing shall spoil our joy this 2020. Prayers on tha way.
Amen.

AS an Iranian, I tell u to forget this ur boo.. There is a place called shiloh in Nigeria, Pls go and find another boo there....


Signed
Iranian prime Minister

RaptorX:
Do people even know that General Soilemani was in Iraq bringing a peace proposal from the Saudis to find a solution to the conflict in Iraq and to bring Iran and Saudi Arabia closer. It should be then obvious then that the people that took him out do not want peace in Iraq or the wider Middle East, nor do they want Iran and Saudi Arabia to form a rapport.

Abeg go sleep jare.. Peace with a rebel, a peace make that directed killings.... Oga go sleep

Women and confusion sef, we know say man na sperm cum, simple but women, you can't understand them.. Understanding a woman has no method.

Imagine most ladies sef don't know the difference btw squirting n orgasm?

To me;
Squirting: it's physical, happen in Real life. It happens mostly btw bf n GF, pre marital sex. Illegal one

Orgasm: it's more spiritual. It happens btw husband and wife.... Legal one

Am I right, guys??
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Rekhina Jodha

Jodha:
I will do this depending on how the guy has been to me...

If he has been very good to me.... I'll sure do this and more ...

But the answer Will be ...YES ...YES and YES if he's my husby.... I'll sure make sure my husby doesn't lack anything...

U wey stingy pass ibo man.. I swear down, u can never do this

The terrorist still killing and terrorizing people even at his death.. Only God knows how many he killed when he was alive

nijabazaar:
How many wars have America won?

How many nuclear countries will rally around China per adventure a WWIII starts?

U r dumb as usual, which country apart from NK, Russia n Iran will rally with China to fight a whole USA.. Answer me

For u mind, u think say countries go support China leave USA abi

nijabazaar:
If this escalates further, what makes you think China will sit on the fence, esp judging by their current trade and tech war with Us?

If you get power like China will u sit on the fence when another competitor is flexing her muscle?

Just do a tiny research on the last two world wars. You will understand the dynamics.

No sense in ur comment sir.. How many wars have China fought compared to America

MrCork:
..ok ladies, its 2020 innnit.
. we here to help. Am here to help & ladies remember .. without u there is no me

Let's keeepit clean..a Londoner needs u

U, which lady wan settle with mrcork?






I doubt if there is any nairaland babe dt can except for Onyi22 or Erediauwa and Rekhina

amEmmy:
Hi, pls i mess a lot, loud sounding mess. It comes as natural alarm then for my roommates around 4 a.m everymorning. My roommates were always complaining of the loudness and spanking my bom in the process.., the good thing is it doesnt smell but its damn loud and reoccurent...
Also whenever i eat beans, it has finish for anyone around me, the mess i mess is silent but real smelly... Cos of these i stopped eating beans
As a result of my messing escapades, am scared of sleeping in a guy's place to avoid embarresment... The few times i stayed in a guys house, i barely slept through the night.... Pls do guys like ladies who mess

Your question shud be,





does guys like ladies who has no sense?

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Ekeletu:
ok!

Idiot, only god knows how old u are.
Imagining begging girl for sex and she is even giving u condition.. Ode

Honestly I don't get why a guy and a lady in relationship should have anytin like privacy talkless of married couples. To me, my GF should be able to access my phone and I can do likewise.
I don't support all these shits of respect your partners privacy on top phone matter...
Privacy will die ni... Even some way married people should respect their partners privacy, is privacy sick??

What if a lady is cheating with several men or a man is cheating with several women and he/ she infects the partner with an incurable disease.. I swear down, I can't do any privacy shit with my GF if I get one ooo.

God knows I can't stop being tempted to check my partner phone Cox my phone will be available to her. I can't let any lady ruin my life oo.

Nairalanders, what's your view on respecting your partners privacy?


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